"My reflexes have been honed by years of videogames!"
Art by Vikconder
Greg Veder /...
Art by Vikconder
Greg Veder /...
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Okay, that one had been super weird too. But at the very least, it had the decency to vanish when he poked it.You have slept in your own bed. 100% HP and MP recovered.
"Home Sweet Home" Bonus applied. 15% chance of recovering from [Debilitating] wounds upon waking up.
Quest Created
What the Frick?
Details: Find out "what the frick that screen thingy is" by saying [Menu].
Time Limit: 24 Hours
Success: 200 xp
Failure: None
"...crap on a cracker."Quest Success!
Gained 200 xp
Level Up! You are now Level 2.
You gained 2 stat points.
"...uh-huh." Greg blinked.Greg Lucas Veder
Student
Level 2
XP: 0/500
Age: 15 (and three-quarters!)
HP: 80/80
MP: 50/50
Will: 30
STR: 2
SPD: 3
VIT: 2
INT: 6
WIS: 1 (-4)
CHA: 1(+9)(-9)
Unspent Points: 2
Ctd...
Greg Lucas Veder
Student
Level 2
XP: 0/500
Age: 15 (and three-quarters!)
HP: 80/80
MP: 50/50
Will: 30
STR: 2
SPD: 3
VIT: 2
INT: 6
WIS: 1 (-4)
CHA: 1 (+9)(-9)
Unspent Points: 2
Ctd…
New Ability Gained!
Blunt Force Resistance
Punching yourself in the face can actually be useful. Who knew?
Quest Created!
Abuse the Crap out of This.
Details: Create at least three new skills within the time limit.
Time Limit: 12 Hours
Success: 600 xp
Failure: None
Stat Modifiers
Nerd-Geek Hybrid: Your obsession with video gaming, computers, fantasy/sci-fi literature and 80's/90's pop culture has left you in the rare middle of two circles; the obsessive fandom-loving geek and the intelligent, knowledge seeking nerd. Sadly, your hobbies have left you with an aversion to physical exertion. (50% bonus to INT gains, -50% penalty to STR, SPD & VIT gains.)
Ambiguous Disorder: Ever since you were a little kid, you've always been a little bit off. Impulsive, obsessive, socially obtuse and emotionally needy, you're a bit of a weirdo. It was easily written off as normal behavior when you were younger but now you're fifteen. Yet, you still come off as someone over five years younger. Maybe Mom should have had you tested like Dad said? (-80% reduction to overall WIS, 90% reduction to overall CHA.)
Casanova Bloodline: As a Veder man, you have a great smile, natural charm and a confident approach to life that draws the ladies in like a moth to a flame. Your great cheekbones don't hurt either. It's how your dad got your mom to go out with him while dating at least three other girls and sleeping with two others, at least that's what he always told you - even when you didn't ask - all the time. (+ 5 CHA, 50% bonus to CHA)
Skills
Gamer's Body (Passive) Lv. MAX
Allows you to live life as if were a game.
Sleeping restores HP, MP, Will and removes most negative status effects.
Gamer's Mind (Passive) Lv. MAX
Grants immunity to mental status effects, trauma and severe or debilitating emotional states.
Observe Lv 1 (XP: 50%)
A skill to find out basic information relating to the chosen object.
Cost: 1 MP
Power Sprint Lv 1 (XP: 20%)
Need to get away or get to someplace slightly faster than just regular running? Use this skill.
Cost: 1 Will every ten seconds.
New Skill Gained!
Angry Straight Lv 1 (XP: 0%)
Hit like an amateur light-weight using your anger in place of actual, physical muscle.
Damage: 24
Cost: 4 Will
Quest Success!
Gained 600 xp
Level Up! You are now Level 3.
You gained 2 stat points.
Quest Qreated!
First Blood
Details: Defeat 1 criminal.
Time Limit: 24 Hours.
Success: 1,500 xp
Failure: None
Bonus Objective: Defeat 2 criminals.
Oxford Dress Shoes [English Gentleman]
Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.
+ 3 to [Ballroom Dance] ability
+ 3 to [Tact] ability
+ 2 to [Tea Preparation] ability
+ 1 to CHA
Completing the [English Gentleman]outfit set gives an additional +2 to CHA.
Durability: 92/100
80s Leg Warmers (Used)
Mom used to always talk about what she wore when she was in high school. She always talked about how Dad loved her special pair of leg warmers, too.
Unlocks the [Flexibility] ability if not unlocked already.
+ 2 to [Yoga] ability
+ 1 to [Ballet] ability
Durability: 62/100
Cheap Kickboxing Gloves - Fingerless [Kickboxing Rookie]
A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches.
Unlocks the [Basic Fighting] ability if not unlocked already.
+ 1 to [Basic Fighting]
+ 1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Completing the [Kickboxing Rookie] outfit set gives an additional +1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Durability: 99/100
Cheap Kickboxing Shoes - Toeless [Kickboxing Rookie]
When it comes to kicking ass, the phrase should not be taken literally.
Unlocks the [Basic Footwork] skill if not unlocked already.
+ 1 to [Basic Footwork]
+ 1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Completing the [Kickboxing Rookie] outfit set gives an additional +1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Durability: 99/100
New Abilities Gained!
Basic Fighting
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch.
Basic Footwork
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight.
Ability Level Up x 2
Blunt Force Resistance Lv. 10
Going from punching yourself in the face to actual self-mutilation?
Bold move, Veder. Let's see if it pays off.
Reduce all blunt force damage by 8%.
[Light Bleeding] Debuff applied
1 HP every five seconds for the next minute.
Gatorade - Blue Raspberry
+ 20 Will
+ 2 to Will/HP regen for the next five minutes.
Quest Success!
Gained 1500 xp
Bonus Objective Completed: + 1 stat point, 1 STR
Level Up! You are now Level 4.
You gained 2 stat points.
New Abilities Gained!
Slashing Resistance
The cut will stop but not kill.
Piercing Resistance
The thrust or stab is risky because it can kill and yet not stop.
Thrown Weapons
Throwing your sword always works. Except, you know, when it doesn't.
Brawling
[Basic Fighting] variant
I'm whatcha call a street fighter, a knuckle brawler.
Disarm
Take their weapon from their warm, living hands.
Parry Lv 2
To deflect an attack is a double-edged sword;
Risking more damage for the chance to inflict the same.
New Skills Gained!
Dash Straight
Force equals Mass times Acceleration.
You may suck at physics, but you know that much.
Raging Combo
A blistering barrage of belligerent blows built to batter baddies.
Micah Toomes
Student
Lvl 2
Boring kid. Nothing to really see here. Super snooze-fest of a person, really. Likes the oboe.
What kind of a weirdo actually likes the oboe?
Janet Barry
Student - Cheerleader
Lvl 2
Huge boobs. Real annoying voice, though. Called you a "mucho creepazoid" in Freshman year after you asked her to Homecoming. Kind of a bitch.
Has a crush on Empire wannabe, Mal Steiger.
Madison Clements
Student
Lvl 2
Tiny and cute. If life was an anime, she'd be a loli. Desperately wishes she had gotten into Arcadia. Terrified of Sophia Hess.
Nina Barry
Student
Lvl 3
The bitch's fraternal twin. Less annoying voice. Actually kinda nice. Has a girl-crush on Glory Girl. Big cape geek. Wants to be a parahuman more than anything.
Kyle Danning
Student - Basketball Player
Lvl 4
Likes pineapple pizza. Also, a weirdo.
After all, he likes pineapple pizza.
Andy Manns
Student - Chess Team
Lvl 2
Some dick that acts like being on the "Chess Team" makes him better than you. Has only one ball. Is very sensitive about it.
Skill Level Up!
Observe Lvl 3
A skill to find out basic information relating to the chosen object.
Reveals more information about the subject dependent on your level compared to theirs.
Taylor Anne Hebert
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Great hair. Meganekko and prime waifu material.
Never really talks to you, though. Best girl.
New Ability Gained!
Bullshitting
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Quest Created!
Pull Something out of your Butt
Details: Get through this presentation any way you can.
Success: Increased reputation with Nicole Gherry. 500 XP.
Failure: Decreased reputation with Taylor Hebert, 7-Day Detention
Ability Level Up
Bullshitting Lv 2
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Increases chances that any lie you tell is successful by 2%
Quest Success!
Gained 500 XP.
Gained Increased reputation with Nicole Gherry.
Ability Level Up
Bullshitting Lv 3
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Increases chances that any lie you tell is successful by 6%
Quest Chain "The White Knight!" Created!
The White Knight Rises!
Details: Defend the honor of thy Lady Hebert, Sir Veder, and in doing so, attempt to earn thy Lady's tender affections!
Success: Increased reputation with Taylor Hebert, 300 XP
Failure: Severely decreased reputation with Taylor Hebert
Quest Success!
"The White Knight Rises!" Completed!
Gained 300 XP.
Calvin Younger Lv 8
Varsity Lineman
HP: 300/300
A junior. Star lineman for Winslow High School. Loves kung-fu movies. Also, he is a giant dick. Scratch that. He HAS a giant dick. Overall, a decent guy.
Quest Created!
Stand Your Ground
Details: Show "Cal" that you're not a pushover and send him running.
Success: Increased reputation with Sophia Hess, Emma Barnes, and Taylor Hebert. 300 xp.
Failure: Increased reputation with Taylor Hebert. Decreased reputation with Sophia Hess, Emma Barnes, and Taylor Hebert.
Quest Created!
Spar with Sophia
Details: Show off your fighting skills in a playful match with Sophia Hess. Watch your back, though. She's a feisty one.
Success: Increased reputation with Sophia Hess and Emma Barnes. 500 XP.
Failure: Decreased reputation with Principal Blackwell.
Ability Level Up!
Blunt Force Resistance Lv. 17 (XP: 80%)
Going from punching yourself in the face to actual self-mutilation? Bold move, Veder. Let's see if it pays off.
Reduce all blunt force damage by 13% from attacks less than 100% of your health.
Brawling Lv 3 (XP: 15%)
[Basic Fighting] variant
I'm whatcha call a street fighter, a knuckle brawler.
Grants limited knowledge of dirty fighting techniques.
Increases damage of knee and elbow strikes by 2%.
Basic Fighting Lv 3 (XP: 25%)
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man.The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch.
Increases damage of punches and kicks by 2%
Basic Footwork Lv 3 (XP: 5%)
Everyone has a plan until they get kneed in the dick.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight.
Increases chance of dodging a punch or kick by 2%
Parry Lv 3
To deflect an attack is a double-edged sword;
Risking more damage for the chance to inflict the same.
Increases the effectiveness of any attempt to divert or deflect a physical attack by 6%.
Quest Created!
A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother
Details: Stop sulking like a baby and talk to her. You're breaking your mother's heart here.
Success: 75 XP
Failure: Decreased relationship with Susan Veder, Grounded for a month
Quest Success!
"A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" Completed.
Gained 75 xp.
Abilities Level Up!
Basic Anatomy Lvl 5
Anatomy is to physiology as geography is to history.
Gain a basic understanding of the human body.
Increases [Critical Hit] damage by 10%.
Stamina Lvl 5
Whatever I lack in talent I have in stamina.
Increase Will by + 25
Through intense physical training, your STR has increased by 1.
Through intense physical training, your SPD has increased by 1.
Through intense study, your INT has increased by 1.
Limb Weights [100 lbs]
Wearing weights to train, huh? What's next, green spandex?
+ 50% to [STR] gain
+ 50% to [SPD] gain
+ 50% XP from combat against enemies up to level 15.
- 5 [STR] when equipped
- 5 [SPD] when equipped
CLIF Energy Bar – White Chocolate
+20 HP
+5 to HP every 15 seconds for 10 minutes
Ability Level Up!
Basic Fighting Lv 6 (XP: 45%)
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch. Increases damage of punches and kicks by 4%
Basic Footwork Lv 8 (XP: 70%)
Everyone has a plan until they get kneed in the dick.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight. Increases chance of dodging a punch or kick by 5%
[Distracted by The Sexy] Debuff applied
A hot girl is any straight man's Kryptonite.
-50% INT and WIS in a social situation
(Immediately resisted with over 20 WIS or 15 CHA)
New Abilities gained!
Kissing Lv 5
Looks like practicing on a peach actually paid off.
Breath-Holding Lv 6
Asphyxiation is a terrible way to die.
Increases time spent without air to three minutes.
New Abilities Gained!
Sneaking Lv 1
Ugh… stealth missions suck.
Allows for quieter movement while trying not to be heard.
Cold Resistance Lv 3
The cold never stopped bothering you.
Increases resistance to cold temperature by 3%
Repeatable Quest Created!
First Blood II: Even Bloodier!
Details: Head out into the city and defeat fifteen Archer's Bridge Merchants.
Success: Highly increased reputation with the Empire 88, +6500 XP, + 1 Stat Points, [Enemy] reputation with the Merchants
Failure: None
Time Limit: Sunrise
Cooldown: 7 days
Bonus: Encounter a cape.
Equipment
Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask
His name was Jason... and today is his birthday.
+ 4 to [Bladed Weapons] ability
+ 4 to [Intimidate] ability
+ 1 to [Hockey] ability
Durability: 100/100
Thick Hoodie
+ 10 to HP
Durability: 71/100
Pretentious Scarf
Wearing this long scarf will make you want to recite poetry and speak Latin.
You can't do either but you can try.
+ 3 to [Latin]
+ 3 to [Poetry]
+ 2 to [Bullshitting]
+ 2 to [Feinting]
Durability: 98/100
Nike Zoom JST
Dad's old running shoes. Just another thing he left behind.
You're not bitter, though. Honestly.
+ 1 to SPD
+ 10% reduction in Will cost from running.
+ 10% reduction in Will cost of [Power Sprint]
Durability: 84/100
HP: 199/240
[PowerBar™ Cookie Dough Protein Bar: +5 to HP every 5 seconds for 5 minutes]
HP: 232/240
[PowerBar™ Cookie Dough Protein Bar: +5 to HP every 5 seconds for 5 minutes]
[Moderate Bleeding] Debuff applied
-5 HP every 5 seconds for the next minute.
+ 855 xp
+ $122.00
+ Dangerous Machete
+ Cheap Switchblade x 2
+ Pack of Red Apple™ Cigarettes x 3
Abilities Level Up!
[Parry] leveled up.
Lv 3
[Reflexes] leveled up x2.
Lv 3
[Disarm] leveled up.
Lv 2
[Slashing Resistance] leveled up x 2.
Lv 5
[Piercing Resistance] leveled up.
Lv 7
Skills Level Up!
[Angry Straight] leveled up x 2
Lv 5
[Dash Straight] leveled up x2.
Lv 3
[Raging Combo] leveled up.
Lv 2
[Power Sprint] leveled up.
Lv 6
Skill Created!
Weapon Charge Lv 1
Boosts weapon damage x 2 for 1 second.
Cost: 8 MP
[Moderate Bleeding] Debuff applied
-5 hp every 5 seconds for the next minute.
Gamer's Mind? The words hovered in his field of vision, reminding him of what had just happened. That actually does something?[Hysteria] negated by Gamer's Mind.
[Mindless Rage] negated by Gamer's Mind.
[Crippling Fear of Death] negated by Gamer's Mind.
You have recovered from a K.O.
20% Base Health recovered
20% Base Mana recovered
20% Base Willpower recovered
-20% XP previously collected toward the next Level
Through a special action, you have unlocked Perks!
Perks are power-up abilities, items or skills granted to the player upon performing a special action or bought by the player upon accruing enough Perk Points. 1 Perk point is gained every 5 levels and can be gained from special quests, fights and special achievements.
Perk Obtained!
Not Quite Dead
People die when they are killed… usually.
Survive after your HP sinks below 0 and a harmful status effect is active.
10% Chance to recover with full health when HP drops to 0.
First Blood II: Even Bloodier
8/15 Merchants defeated.
+ 250 XP, 500 XP (Permadeath Bonus)
+ $565
+ .357 Bloody Magnum
Greg stumbled slightly as he read the description of that perk, leaning further back against the wall in a bid to keep himself standing as he tried to process the words. Zero HP? Near-death situation?Through surviving a near-death experience, you have gained 2 VIT.
By unlocking a Perk before Level 5, you've gained 1 Perk Point.
Greg shook his head, letting out a sigh as he leaned further into the wall, hands twitching at his sides. The thought was terrifying in the worst ways, a step forward into a line of thinking Greg didn't want to pursue. No. That… that doesn't make sense. I almost died? But I'm fine now. I'm… fine. He blinked, his breathing somewhat heavy despite his lack of exertion. Right?HP: 71/230
[PowerBar™ Cookie Dough Protein Bar: +5 to HP every 5 seconds for 2 minutes and 49 seconds]
Frenzied eyes relaxed instantly and twitching fingers stilled, a sudden shift that must have been almost as strange to see from the outside as it was to experience. "That is still…" Greg let out an annoyed breath, "really frickin' weird."[Hysteria] negated by Gamer's Mind.
[Crippling Fear of Death] negated by Gamer's Mind.
"On my hands, yeah," Greg inhaled as the urge to laugh left him immediately. As he felt the calm return to him, he nodded slightly, eyes locked on to the cape. "I... I guess you could say that."
The cape stepped forward slightly, the chains around his pants jangling somewhat as he moved. His smile morphed into a vicious grin. "Don't worry. That can happen sometimes when you're taking out the trash." His grin widened enough to border on a grimace, causing Greg to blink at the sight.HP: 123/250 (PowerBar: +5 HP per 5 seconds for 1 minutes and 45 seconds)
Will: 92/111
Are you fucking kidding me? "...Kinda hard not to," Greg replied, eyebrows shooting up at both the quest alert and the cape's words. "I mean, I live in this city. I have the Internet. I just like to keep up-to-date on capes."Those Wacky Nazis
Details: Survive an encounter with one of the Empire 88's best.
Success: Highly increased reputation with the Empire 88, +2500 XP, + 1 Stat Point
Failure: Conscription into the Empire
Bonus: Complete the quest without fighting
Quest Success!
"Those Wacky Nazis" Completed!
Gained 2500 XP.
Gained 1 Stat Point
Bonus Objective Completed: + 1 Stat Point, + Skill
By using words to resolve a potentially dangerous situation, you have earned 1 CHA.
Skill Obtained!
Minor Aerokinesis
All the power of a summer breeze!
Exert the force of a light breeze over a range of 5 meters. (5 mph)
Cost: 5 mp per second of sustained use
Level Up! You are now Level 5.
You gained 5 Stat Points.
You gained 1 Perk Point
Every five levels, you will be granted five stat points as opposed to the usual two. You will also be granted a perk point. As you are now Level Five, you will be granted access to Titles. Titles can increase your stats in certain ways as well as grant you temporary perks, skills or abilities. You can switch out a title during any non-combat situation.
"Oh, thank God," Greg swallowed thickly, nodding his head as he closed his eyes. "A level up, a new skill and a buttload of stat points. No premium loot box could compare. It's just so beautiful. Thank you, Gamer God, up in your Gamer Heaven, for granting me this Gamer Goodness. In any game of any genre, buff me with thy glory. Grant me plus one to all attributes, as I pwn in thine holy name. GG no re, Amen."
Greg shuddered slightly, his body overcome by a tingling sensation as a flash of blue light emanated from him for an instant. "...Ugh, super weird." Greg glanced down at his free arm, bending it forward as he flexed. He curled the other arm, lifting the suddenly much lighter bat and giving it a test swing. "Wow, I feel way stronger. Holy crap, I can see a bicep!" Greg flexed again, feeling brand-new muscle where there was little before.
Blinking in surprise, Greg stepped back, unsure of what to choose. "Oooookay. I have two points and a buttload of perks to choose from." As his eyes roamed the list again, Greg found himself with nothing to say, overwhelmed by the multitude of choices in front of him. "Maybe I'll just… take care of this later."
Perks
Acrobatics Lv 1 [Ability]
Parkour!
An ability that enables you to pull off backflips, frontflips and any manner of jumping-based ground-movement technique with greater ease.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Danger Sense (0/10) [Ranked Skill]
My common sense is tingling.
You gain a sixth sense that allows you to sense the presence of incoming danger.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Darkvision Lv Max [Skill]
It is pitch black but that doesn't matter to you.
Allows perfect night vision, regardless of the level of light.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Growing Boy Lv Max [Ability]
It's just a little snack.
All food and drink items double in recovery capability and extend recovery time.
Cost: 2 Perk Points
Lifegiver (0/10) [Ranked Ability]
Health is more than just not getting sick.
Every time you gain a level, you gain an additional 5 HP for each rank of this perk.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Developed Mind (0/10) [Ranked Ability]
Every time you gain a level, you gain an additional 5 MP for each rank of this perk.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Growing Will (0/10) [Ranked Ability]
Every time you gain a level, you gain an additional 5 Will for each rank of this perk.
Cost: 1 Perk Point
Pulling Out All The Stops (0/10) [Ranked Skill]
Go beyond the limits... Limit Break!
For 1 minute, your Will and MP is unlimited. However, your HP drops to 0 after exactly sixty seconds.
Cost: 2 Perk Points
Quest Success!
"First Blood II: Even Bloodier" Completed!
Gained 6500 XP.
Gained 1 Stat Point
Bonus Objective Completed: +6500 XP, + 1 Stat Point
With the bonus added on top of the XP he got from completing the quest, he shot right past level six as well as the threshold for level seven. The increases to his skills after everything was said and done were just icing on the cake (+2 Reflexes, + 2 Slashing Resistance, + 1 Piercing Resistance, + 1 Blunt Force Resistance, +2 Cold Resistance, + 2 Weapon Charge, + 1 Angry Straight).