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Holy shit... Some opinion piece in a newspaper and these people are starting to riot... Like even the french have better reasons.
Skeeter must have a reputation these days. You'd think people would be more suspicious. But then maybe I'm thinking anachronically and people were more trusting towards news in the 90s. Realistically that's like Fox News revealing that they have hints that Clinton may be a child abusing baby-eater after all. Because there's been murders of babies that were eaten near a pizza restaurant. Or something.Well, as the characters speculated, the rioting was a little fishy, to say the least. However, that wasn't simply an "opinion piece". That was the equivalent of a leading newspaper revealing that the US Government is covering up the (mass)murder of minorities at the hands of the KKK. People do tend to flip out in such situations.
Skeeter must have a reputation these days. You'd think people would be more suspicious. But then maybe I'm thinking anachronically and people were more trusting towards news in the 90s. Realistically that's like Fox News revealing that they have hints that Clinton may be a child abusing baby-eater after all. Because there's been murders of babies that were eaten near a pizza restaurant. Or something.
But yeah, the investigation into this riot will potentially prove interesting and a first opportunity for Harry and Ron to use their new position, I guess.
Im looking forward to when Ron and Harry get assigned to the case of the 'Catwoman Thief' or whatever they end up calling her, and all the hoodwinks that conspire after that. Should be funny.
On a side note, I like the fact that this fic is going to go further than an epiloge beyond Hogwarts. Always fun to see the magical world actually being explored.
Oh, Harry... still not paranoid enough, i see.
Did Moody not teach you anything?
It WOULD be funny if it was just posturing from low level criminals trying to intimidate the new meat,
but i'd also very much like seeing the book being thrown at an "upstanding citizen" who arranged the situation.
Huh. Were is Crouch, Jr in this story, anyway? Have we seen him yet? This sort of cloak and dagger stuff seems like his thing.
So, you know, doing things llike resurrecting the Dark Lord with a blood magic ritual. So obviously we'll find him right now doing exactly what I said he'd be doing: peaecably resting in his grave."Ah." He sighed contentedly as he savoured the taste of a good port. He hadn't had any in a long time - he hadn't been able to indulge in any of his vices during his captivity. His jailers had seen to that. But they had paid for it. Paid for every miserable year he had spent imprisoned, isolated, suffering.
He raised his glass at the figure lying on the floor. "I commend you - you have good taste in wine." He took another sip. "If only you had had an equally good taste in friends." He shook his head with mock regret and sighed deeply. "I would still do what I have come here to do, but I would sincerely loathe your loss. There are too few wizards or witches who know their wines. Too many simply drink whatever is sold in their favourite tavern, never knowing the pleasures of which they deprive themselves."
He checked his watch - one of the few things he had kept from his family home, before he had cleansed it, then looked at the witch on the floor again. Her eyes moved frantically. They had stopped glaring at him an hour or two ago. Soon they would be filled with despair and anguish. And pain.
"You know, in my youth, I had even entertained the thought of creating a wizarding variant of this wine. Seek out some Portuguese wizard - or a witch," he added with a grin, "and improve upon it by adding magic. But that was before the war, of course. I was so naive, back then. Almost innocent." He grinned at the witch, and she paled.
He pulled back. "Don't worry about that. I'm not interested. Unlike others, I stayed faithful." Not that he had had any opportunities to stray, of course. Only his thoughts had been free, and even they hadn't remained so for long. "Not many did, you know. Too many repudiated him, when the situation looked bleak. Lost their faith. Lost their hope. Lost their pride. Lied and betrayed their way to freedom. Turned their back on their comrades and cause. Turned their back on HIM!" He yelled the last word, anger and rage filling him. They would pay. All of them would pay for their betrayal. Their desertions. They and their kin. Their blood would pay for their sins.
He took a few deep breaths to calm down. He couldn't be angry. Not when he would be needed soon for the ritual.
"They were worse than our enemies, you know? They, at least, faced us openly. Showed some courage, even if they were misguided in their allegiance. But those who abandoned us, and him, when the tide turned against us… they are unworthy!" He emptied his glass and bent down again. "Like your nephew. Did you know that he supported my master?" Her eyes seemed to widen, he thought, but that might just be an illusion - the full Body-Bind Curse held her paralysed. "Not with his wand, not him, the coward! And seldom enough with gold. No, he simply paid lip service to our cause. Always talking, but never doing anything, never proving himself!" He chuckled. "Well, now he is serving our master, body and soul."
Not forever, of course. Not even with the ritual that would soon take place, at the exact time of the equinox, when night and day were in perfect balance. Great things could be achieved on such a date, under the omen of spring's renewal and rebirth.
He frowned. If they could do this at Samhain, when the barriers between the dead and the living loosened, they could achieve even greater deeds - but Samhain had been tainted! Cursed those many years ago, when his master had been defeated by a wicked trap.
No, it had to be spring, not autumn. A new beginning. A new life. Paid for and nurtured by the sacrifice of another life, of course, since everything had its price. It wouldn't hold forever. Bagnold's body would succumb to his master's power, too weak to contain his spirit. But it would last long enough for his master to achieve his goals.
With his help, of course. He checked his watch again. Almost eight o'clock. Half an hour to the equinox. He stood up and flicked his wand, and Millicent Bagnold rose in the air, following him to her study, where they had prepared the circle for the ritual. Where his master was waiting in a rotting, misshapen body.
He knocked before entering, of course - to barge in on the Dark Lord was unthinkable. "My Lord?"
"Enter, Barty."
He obeyed.
Inside, Alphons Bagnold, the former Minister's nephew, was stuck to the floor, surrounded by runes and candles, in the middle of a web of finely etched grooves. His eyes were dim - he was unconscious. A mercy he deserved as little as he deserved the honour of surrendering his body to the Dark Lord, but needs must - if he struggled too much, he might manage to disturb the ritual.
Barty ignored the stench from the Dark Lord's current shell as he bowed to him. He had smelled worse in Azkaban, and the rotting husk would last long enough for his master to possess Bagnold. And that body wouldn't degrade so quickly.
His master nodded at him, the bloated head with two overlapping faces moving slowly, and then pointed at the circle. It was time.
Barty levitated Bagnold to the sacrifice's spot, a space surrounded by seven bowls filled with dried crocus petals. He dropped her there, and stuck her to the stone, then turned to face his master, who took his place in the centre of the circle, next to Bagnold's nephew.
"Begin!"
He obeyed. His wand rose, and he started chanting the spell. One by one, the candles lit up, followed by the bowls' contents. Soon smoke dimmed the lights, and he turned around, raising his wand as his chanting grew louder. A slashing motion, and Bagnold's throat was cut, her blood flowing, gushing into the deep groove beneath her head.
Soon, the blood was spreading, filling every groove, every rune, empowering the circle with life and death. Focusing the magic on his master.
He was shouting the words now, his wand moving frantically, cutting the very air surrounding him. In front of him, the husk holding his master's spirit was collapsing, fading, as the magic of the ritual took effect.
And then, finally, a green shade rose, floated above the circle in a moment of splendour, shining with power, before descending on Alphons Bagnold, sinking into the body.
And when the body started to move - unmarred by any outward sign of the possession - and shining eyes gazed upon him with pride, Barty Crouch Jr fell to his knees, feeling happier than ever in his life.
"My Lord!"
"Nonono... You ensured I wouldn't reconsider my decision. Insuring it would be buying insurance that would pay out if I reconsidered my decision."
"Nonono... You ensured I wouldn't reconsider my decision. Insuring it would be buying insurance that would pay out if I reconsidered my decision."
"Avada Kedavra."
She's more of a copper girl. You should see her knut collection!Harry scoffed. The witch he wanted didn't care about gold at all.
Now, anyone trying to sneak in would be forced to watch three straight hours of geriatric house-elf porn. The Blacks don't mess around."It takes a little more to get through our wards than to sneak into Azkaban or the Ministry," Sirius retorted. "And we're already adding more defences." Kreacher had been happy and tired this morning, Hermione recalled.
And you'd need them to handle thethemagic whenever I'm not around to do it.
I know! Maybe Hermione can get a hair off Millicent's cat, drink Polyjuice in cat form, and sneak in that way! Just as long as she doesn't accidentally drink it as a human... That would be a canon rehash.If the wards didn't keep cats out, or if someone in the manor liked cats so much that they had their cat outfitted with a key to the wards, then that might be the weakness she had been looking for!
She's more of a copper girl. You should see her knut collection!
Now, anyone trying to sneak in would be forced to watch three straight hours of geriatric house-elf porn. The Blacks don't mess around.
I know! Maybe Hermione can get a hair off Millicent's cat, drink Polyjuice in cat form, and sneak in that way! Just as long as she doesn't accidentally drink it as a human... That would be a canon rehash.
I'm looking forward to a scene where Hermione decides to get a snack and grabs cat treats by mistake, not noticing until she's eaten several.So she ate the three treats. And the next two. It was like eating crisps. Kind of. Although she could have done without the crumbs of earth on some of them. She told herself that wine connoisseurs liked an 'earthy note'.
Affair? It was a negotiation to end the long-running feud between Society of People Whose Names Rhyme and the Alliterative Names Club.A moment later, he was chuckling. "Moody speaking. It's not a cottage but a tent. And unless our Death Eaters have split up and used Polyjuice Potion to look like Alwyn Selwyn and Bridget Brown having an affair, this is none of our concern. Continue your search, Potter."
I'm looking forward to a scene where Hermione decides to get a snack and grabs cat treats by mistake, not noticing until she's eaten several.
Affair? It was a negotiation to end the long-running feud between Society of People Whose Names Rhyme and the Alliterative Names Club.
Huh. I'm getting a sense of animagi being a very large blind spot, at least among the common Wizarding public- nobody, even the relatively paranoid, seems to think of it as a possibility when confronted with a random animal or when someone demonstrates an uncommon amount of stealth.
Possibly canon, of course- nobody seemed to think Scabbers unusual, or consider that Black might have slipped out of Azkaban in an alternate form.
That raises the question of whether Hermione should just disappear from Millie's life after he heist, or whether she should stick around for a few more days so that the Bulstrodes wouldn't associate her appearance and disappearance with the heist.And Hermione and co. do take measures to avoid the "Oh, you took in a stray? And it's missing now? Hm..." line of thought.
I suspect that for the heist after this one, Hermione will get herself hired as a guard as a way of getting in."That's been cleared up using Veritaserum," Hermione pointed out. "Ron said that such a heist would have taken too long to organise for Obliviation to cover everything without leaving traces."
I suspect that for the heist after this one, Hermione will get herself hired as a guard as a way of getting in.