[Puella Magi]A Prank Gone Wrong
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A Prank Gone Wrong
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Yokosuka (Harry's 1st year)
Tamaki Ishikki gasped as her foot tripped on an overflowing trash bag. She grimaced as she rolled her body over the smelly substances, staining her ratty clothing. But she didn't have time to gag, to vomit over the disgusting smear on her clothing. She had to keep moving, to escape the robed men.
Dragging herself to her feet, Ishikki froze at the sight of a ghostly specter in front of her. Dammit, she had been found again.
"This way! It says the mudblood's over here!"
The pink haired teen's eyes narrowed as she took off in a dash towards an alleyway. Tears slowly running down her cheeks as she continued her run.
It was only six months ago, but she remember it so clearly. The men in robes. With the pointy sticks. The ones who destroyed her family.
—-
Ishikki stared at the sparkling alarm clock. Just moments ago, the clock had been broken beyond repair, the victim of a grumpy teenager who hated mornings. Now, it was fully restored, without even a hairline trace of the cracked clock face.
"I…I have magic."
"Onee-chan, you're amazing! You're like a real life magical girl!" Her sister cheered. Her parents stared in disbelief, but nodded slowly. After all, shipgirls were real. Why wouldn't magic? Ishikki was overjoyed. What an amazing gift she had!
—-
What a terrible curse she had.
Ishikki's look of horror as the robed men had barged into their home before pointing their pointy sticks at her family.
"Obliviate!"
In an instant, she had no family. No one to remember her. No one left to love her. The robed men muttered something about mudbloods and muggles, but she hadn't stuck around to hear the rest, throwing the lamp on the desk at the men before breaking off into a run.
—-
The tears ran down the pink haired teen's face as she continued her dash through Yokosuka's alleyways. The last few months had been absolute hell for her. The robbed men had given chase. She had only managed to avoid them through sheer luck. An open manhole. The back of a semi truck. Some angry bikers led by a green haired girl. A bunch of cultist abyssals. Anything that would remotely delay the robed men long enough for her to escape. But every time she thought she had escaped, the men would suddenly reappear, using their tracking creatures and machines.
"Stupefy!"
A bolt struck the pink haired girl's back, causing her to collapse. A stinging pain erupted from where the bolt had hit her, causing her to grimace in pain. Painfully Ishikki twisted her head to catch the sight of three robed men approaching her.
"You've been a major pain in the arse, you know that?" The first man grunted. "This should have been a simple statute case. But thanks to your meddling, we've been stuck chasing you for months!"
"G-go to hell." The teen muttered, fighting the darkness overtaking her.
"Normally we would take you in for Tokyo…but after all this, I'm sure they wouldn't want a troublesome brat like you." The second man pulled out the short pointy stick.
"After all, everyone knows the only thing slightly better than those yokai animals is a filthy mud blood."
Ishikki sniffled as she realized there was no escaping this time. This was the end. But she refused to accept that. There had to be hope, a second chance, a way to break free!
"Hello there."
Ishikki's eyes suddenly were filled with the image of a white cat creature. Except it had weird rings around its long ears and tail. She could have sworn she had seen such a creature before. Maybe from one of her sister's magical girl shows.
"You seem to be in a rough spot right now."
Was the cat…speaking to her?
"I can help you."
"Y-you can?"
The cat nodded. "Yes. All you need to do is make a contract with me and become a magical girl."
A magical girl? Really? But she hated magic. She hated everything about it. How it destroyed her family, her life, and taken everything away from her. Yet…
Onee-chan, you're amazing! You're like a real life magical girl!
Her feeble hands reached out towards the white cat's head, as though to confirm her answer. "I-I wish…I wish to be free."
"Very well then. Your wish will be granted."
A brilliant flash filled the alleyway, causing the Aurors to shield their eyes. "What in the world?"
When the flash faded, where once a malnourished teenager had lain dying, a warrior stood in her place. Clad in a black bodysuit covered by a white cloak, Tamaki Ishikki stood. A wicked looking mounted crossbow glistened while a dagger was sheathed in her forearm. Her eyes looked over the boggled men.
The first man recovered from his shock and pointed his stick. "Stupefy!"
The stunning spell merely whizzed by the girl's head as she tiled her head to the side. Smirking at their befuddlement, Ishikki broke into a run. Using the narrow walls of the alleyway, the teenager zipped past a pair of spells before vaulting over the men, raising her crossbow as she did.
A moment later, a trio of bolts had tore into the men's right arms, causing them to drop their sticks in pain. Another burst and the men collapsed, their knees bleeding from crossbow wounds.
Ishikki looked over her previous aggressors and frowned.
"You should go for their wands." The white cat suggested.
Wands? So that's what they were called. The girl picked up the long, thin wooden wands, looking them over with mild interest. They seemed rather generic in her honest opinion. But if these were what had caused her so much pain, best not to take chances. Holding the wands by both ends, she snapped them in half.
The pink haired teen dropped the now broken wands in surprise. She hadn't put that much strength into that? Maybe that was a magical girl perk or something.
She looked over at the white cat. "You seem to know a lot about these…magic people."
The cat's beady eyes remained unblinking as it gestured to the incapacitated men. "They're wizards. Aurors to be exact, sorta like a magical police officer."
"Police officers?"
"Yes. Their job is uphold their statute of secrecy, to prevent non magical people from learning about magic."
Well that made some sense now. She had revealed magic in some way. "You're awfully cooperative though. How do I know you're not trying to hurt me either?"
The cat shook its head. "Despite my appearance, I'm actually a good Kyubey! My creator is a good wizard who wants to help people. He doesn't care about the Statue if it means he can help other people."
A good wizard? "Who is your master?"
"Harry Potter!"
Now that was a household name. "Harry Potter? The adopted son of the shipgirl Nagato?"
"Yes! He is a very good wizard. He made me after all. I'm a good Kyubey! But no one seems to believe it. You're the first person to make a contract with me."
"What do you mean?" Ishikki asked in confusion.
The white cat froze. "Wait, you mean you don't know what I am? You don't know what a Kyubey is?"
"You look like a white cat creature."
"You've never seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica before?"
"Is that a cartoon? Sorry, I'm not into cartoons. That was my sister's thing."
There was an awkward pause between magical girl and animated plushie.
"I see." The doll concluded, "Regardless. You are a magical girl now. Which means we need to leave before more Aurors show up."
Ishikki nodded, "Agreed, and hopefully you can tell me more about this…wizard people."
"Of course!"
—
Goto looked down at the report on his desk. "Are you certain of this?"
Oyodo nodded, "Hai. Harry duplicated 24 animated Kyubey plushies in total. We have confirmed the destruction of 20 of them."
A hand made forbidden love with face. "Which means that there are four other Kyubey dolls just walking around Yokosuka."
"…yes…"
Goto sighed. "How…do we explain this to the local authorities?"
"We're working on an explanation as we speak. The good news is that Harry thinks they'll only last a couple of days at most. So if anything, they'll just disappear completely on their own."
"Got it. Just…keep an on that would you? I don't want riots to start when parents find children bringing home animated Kyubey."
"Understood."
"At least they're just dolls after all. Magical girls are just a trope from animation after all."
Right?
A Prank Gone Wrong
—-
Yokosuka (Harry's 1st year)
Tamaki Ishikki gasped as her foot tripped on an overflowing trash bag. She grimaced as she rolled her body over the smelly substances, staining her ratty clothing. But she didn't have time to gag, to vomit over the disgusting smear on her clothing. She had to keep moving, to escape the robed men.
Dragging herself to her feet, Ishikki froze at the sight of a ghostly specter in front of her. Dammit, she had been found again.
"This way! It says the mudblood's over here!"
The pink haired teen's eyes narrowed as she took off in a dash towards an alleyway. Tears slowly running down her cheeks as she continued her run.
It was only six months ago, but she remember it so clearly. The men in robes. With the pointy sticks. The ones who destroyed her family.
—-
Ishikki stared at the sparkling alarm clock. Just moments ago, the clock had been broken beyond repair, the victim of a grumpy teenager who hated mornings. Now, it was fully restored, without even a hairline trace of the cracked clock face.
"I…I have magic."
"Onee-chan, you're amazing! You're like a real life magical girl!" Her sister cheered. Her parents stared in disbelief, but nodded slowly. After all, shipgirls were real. Why wouldn't magic? Ishikki was overjoyed. What an amazing gift she had!
—-
What a terrible curse she had.
Ishikki's look of horror as the robed men had barged into their home before pointing their pointy sticks at her family.
"Obliviate!"
In an instant, she had no family. No one to remember her. No one left to love her. The robed men muttered something about mudbloods and muggles, but she hadn't stuck around to hear the rest, throwing the lamp on the desk at the men before breaking off into a run.
—-
The tears ran down the pink haired teen's face as she continued her dash through Yokosuka's alleyways. The last few months had been absolute hell for her. The robbed men had given chase. She had only managed to avoid them through sheer luck. An open manhole. The back of a semi truck. Some angry bikers led by a green haired girl. A bunch of cultist abyssals. Anything that would remotely delay the robed men long enough for her to escape. But every time she thought she had escaped, the men would suddenly reappear, using their tracking creatures and machines.
"Stupefy!"
A bolt struck the pink haired girl's back, causing her to collapse. A stinging pain erupted from where the bolt had hit her, causing her to grimace in pain. Painfully Ishikki twisted her head to catch the sight of three robed men approaching her.
"You've been a major pain in the arse, you know that?" The first man grunted. "This should have been a simple statute case. But thanks to your meddling, we've been stuck chasing you for months!"
"G-go to hell." The teen muttered, fighting the darkness overtaking her.
"Normally we would take you in for Tokyo…but after all this, I'm sure they wouldn't want a troublesome brat like you." The second man pulled out the short pointy stick.
"After all, everyone knows the only thing slightly better than those yokai animals is a filthy mud blood."
Ishikki sniffled as she realized there was no escaping this time. This was the end. But she refused to accept that. There had to be hope, a second chance, a way to break free!
"Hello there."
Ishikki's eyes suddenly were filled with the image of a white cat creature. Except it had weird rings around its long ears and tail. She could have sworn she had seen such a creature before. Maybe from one of her sister's magical girl shows.
"You seem to be in a rough spot right now."
Was the cat…speaking to her?
"I can help you."
"Y-you can?"
The cat nodded. "Yes. All you need to do is make a contract with me and become a magical girl."
A magical girl? Really? But she hated magic. She hated everything about it. How it destroyed her family, her life, and taken everything away from her. Yet…
Onee-chan, you're amazing! You're like a real life magical girl!
Her feeble hands reached out towards the white cat's head, as though to confirm her answer. "I-I wish…I wish to be free."
"Very well then. Your wish will be granted."
A brilliant flash filled the alleyway, causing the Aurors to shield their eyes. "What in the world?"
When the flash faded, where once a malnourished teenager had lain dying, a warrior stood in her place. Clad in a black bodysuit covered by a white cloak, Tamaki Ishikki stood. A wicked looking mounted crossbow glistened while a dagger was sheathed in her forearm. Her eyes looked over the boggled men.
The first man recovered from his shock and pointed his stick. "Stupefy!"
The stunning spell merely whizzed by the girl's head as she tiled her head to the side. Smirking at their befuddlement, Ishikki broke into a run. Using the narrow walls of the alleyway, the teenager zipped past a pair of spells before vaulting over the men, raising her crossbow as she did.
A moment later, a trio of bolts had tore into the men's right arms, causing them to drop their sticks in pain. Another burst and the men collapsed, their knees bleeding from crossbow wounds.
Ishikki looked over her previous aggressors and frowned.
"You should go for their wands." The white cat suggested.
Wands? So that's what they were called. The girl picked up the long, thin wooden wands, looking them over with mild interest. They seemed rather generic in her honest opinion. But if these were what had caused her so much pain, best not to take chances. Holding the wands by both ends, she snapped them in half.
The pink haired teen dropped the now broken wands in surprise. She hadn't put that much strength into that? Maybe that was a magical girl perk or something.
She looked over at the white cat. "You seem to know a lot about these…magic people."
The cat's beady eyes remained unblinking as it gestured to the incapacitated men. "They're wizards. Aurors to be exact, sorta like a magical police officer."
"Police officers?"
"Yes. Their job is uphold their statute of secrecy, to prevent non magical people from learning about magic."
Well that made some sense now. She had revealed magic in some way. "You're awfully cooperative though. How do I know you're not trying to hurt me either?"
The cat shook its head. "Despite my appearance, I'm actually a good Kyubey! My creator is a good wizard who wants to help people. He doesn't care about the Statue if it means he can help other people."
A good wizard? "Who is your master?"
"Harry Potter!"
Now that was a household name. "Harry Potter? The adopted son of the shipgirl Nagato?"
"Yes! He is a very good wizard. He made me after all. I'm a good Kyubey! But no one seems to believe it. You're the first person to make a contract with me."
"What do you mean?" Ishikki asked in confusion.
The white cat froze. "Wait, you mean you don't know what I am? You don't know what a Kyubey is?"
"You look like a white cat creature."
"You've never seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica before?"
"Is that a cartoon? Sorry, I'm not into cartoons. That was my sister's thing."
There was an awkward pause between magical girl and animated plushie.
"I see." The doll concluded, "Regardless. You are a magical girl now. Which means we need to leave before more Aurors show up."
Ishikki nodded, "Agreed, and hopefully you can tell me more about this…wizard people."
"Of course!"
—
Goto looked down at the report on his desk. "Are you certain of this?"
Oyodo nodded, "Hai. Harry duplicated 24 animated Kyubey plushies in total. We have confirmed the destruction of 20 of them."
A hand made forbidden love with face. "Which means that there are four other Kyubey dolls just walking around Yokosuka."
"…yes…"
Goto sighed. "How…do we explain this to the local authorities?"
"We're working on an explanation as we speak. The good news is that Harry thinks they'll only last a couple of days at most. So if anything, they'll just disappear completely on their own."
"Got it. Just…keep an on that would you? I don't want riots to start when parents find children bringing home animated Kyubey."
"Understood."
"At least they're just dolls after all. Magical girls are just a trope from animation after all."
Right?
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