Omake: Jin's Adorable, and meets some old classmates
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Lord K Omake: Jin's Adorable, and meets some old classmates
"I know right? Isn't it awesome?"
"You... You..."
"Look actually human? Fucking ace? Amazeballs? I'd-Do-Me levels of rockin'?"
"You look cute!"
"That I do- wait- I LOOK WHAT?!"
"AHAHAHA! YOU'RE ADORABLE!"
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*Ring Ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey mom, it's me."
"Molly! How are you! What can I do for you?"
"Eh, so-so. Bit of a cosmetic malfunction this morning, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, I was wondering, could I borrow Naegling for a bit?"
"Oh my god, you actually managed to reproduce."
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"Er.... wow.... you got old. That drunken make out session because I thought I was going to kick it, just so much more awkward to remember now.
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"Wait, your aunts are who????"
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"Wait..... so you.... and him..... huh...."
"The hell do you mean 'huh'?!"
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"You're doing math in your head aren't you?"
"It's some very 'interesting' math...."
"Hey, you exploding into gibbets like that, and then that dragon taking off, made for a very trying time that Christmas, okay!"
"Trying enough for 'Santa' to visit down a 'special' chimney I see."
- English
- Japanese
- Danish (Rusty)
- Icelandic (Rusty, and actually more of a wizarding dialect preserved due to it's closeness to Old Norse)
- Norwegian (not actually all that much at all, mostly just due to the slight overlap there is with Danish, and a lot of swear words)
- Ancient Runes (Reads)
- Elemental Tongue of the Earth/Kami (Useless for communicating with anyone outside of other non-human spirits and kami)
*Goes and actually looks up Slowpoke for the first time in an eon*
Huh.... I wasn't actually expecting somebody to suggest a viable answer to that
Show's there really is a viable pokemon for everything these days.
While the wizards probably use a different method for working out fines or late fees that was probably already dated or antiqued when she took off in '63 (an no doubt changed a few times since then with inflation), for the sake of this thought experiment, let's just roll with whatever the heck the modern LA Public Library has;
Spoiler
She's 17 when she takes off, so let's go with one Adult Circulating book in the Hardback category.
The loan period of Adult Circulating books is three weeks, so let's say the week before her birthday, she checks out a musty old book that has "Kasane ga Fuchi" (The Pool of Kasane) in it (the tale that partly inspired her previous self's method of vengeance and escaping death).
Having jokingly pegged her conception as sometime around Christmas '45 or New Year '46, for the silly "oh god" realization/humor that could be made at her expense from the implications, that probably makes her a late September baby. So let's say her date of birth is 25th of September 1946. Mainly since that's a Wednesday, which in the Japanese Calendar is "Suiyoubi" or "Water day"
So that means two weeks after she dragon ups on the 25th of September 1963, the fines start racking in on the 9th of October 1963.
Let's say Jin goes back for the Class Reunion on some arbitrary date in 2014, since I can already tell this is bound to be ridiculous. July 4th because why not. I have no clue when in the US is the normal time to host school reunions.
Between 9 October 1963 and 4 July 2014, there is a period of 18,531 days.
(My suspicions that this will be some hilariously ludicrous sum are growing, but let's just say that considering how stupendously long lived some wizards and magical beings can be, the fine just keeps mounting, rather than being being turned over to a collections agency, if not simply given up on and written off.)
18,531 days x 0.35¢ = $6485.85
Ooph! But we're not done yet. I highly doubt that between a week of thinking she was going to kick the bucket, or the further 51 years after, Jin even remembers where she left that book. So that's an extra $35.
So that's a final total of $6520.85
Six and a half thousand fucking dollars, for just one book 51 years overdue.
As long as she tones down her power so the sludge doesn't corrosively rust and rot everything/everyone, they could probably even replicate all the junk and trash getting pulled out scene as well.
Spoiler
I don't know why, but the first thing that popped into my mind reading that was;
"I AM A SHADOW! THE TRUE SELF!"
The second thing was;
"Oh, well that sounds.... neat? Also, hi there! I'm Kyoshu! ....who are you again?"
Harry Leferts said:
That would be sort of hilarious... though one example might be if she discovers some of her scars fading or something.
"By the kami! Jin! You're scars- they're gone!"That would be sort of hilarious... though one example might be if she discovers some of her scars fading or something.
"I know right? Isn't it awesome?"
"You... You..."
"Look actually human? Fucking ace? Amazeballs? I'd-Do-Me levels of rockin'?"
"You look cute!"
"That I do- wait- I LOOK WHAT?!"
"AHAHAHA! YOU'RE ADORABLE!"
--------------------------
*Ring Ring*
"Hello?"
"Hey mom, it's me."
"Molly! How are you! What can I do for you?"
"Eh, so-so. Bit of a cosmetic malfunction this morning, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, I was wondering, could I borrow Naegling for a bit?"
Harry Leferts said:
Amusingly enough, I had the hilarious image of one of the Marines who were at the beach party being a squib child of one of her friends... and he happens to bring up the "Cute and kind of hot girl with scars" to said parent...
You know, I can easily see Jin putting her foot in her mouth depending on who it is.Amusingly enough, I had the hilarious image of one of the Marines who were at the beach party being a squib child of one of her friends... and he happens to bring up the "Cute and kind of hot girl with scars" to said parent...
"Oh my god, you actually managed to reproduce."
-----------
"Er.... wow.... you got old. That drunken make out session because I thought I was going to kick it, just so much more awkward to remember now.
-----------
"Wait, your aunts are who????"
-----------
"Wait..... so you.... and him..... huh...."
"The hell do you mean 'huh'?!"
-----------
"You're doing math in your head aren't you?"
"It's some very 'interesting' math...."
"Hey, you exploding into gibbets like that, and then that dragon taking off, made for a very trying time that Christmas, okay!"
"Trying enough for 'Santa' to visit down a 'special' chimney I see."
Harry Leferts said:
Also, she knows a lot more languages then just Japanese and English.
As I figure it, what she probably knows is;Also, she knows a lot more languages then just Japanese and English.
- English
- Japanese
- Danish (Rusty)
- Icelandic (Rusty, and actually more of a wizarding dialect preserved due to it's closeness to Old Norse)
- Norwegian (not actually all that much at all, mostly just due to the slight overlap there is with Danish, and a lot of swear words)
- Ancient Runes (Reads)
- Elemental Tongue of the Earth/Kami (Useless for communicating with anyone outside of other non-human spirits and kami)
dan-heron said:
The evolution line of Slowpoke
Wait, wut?The evolution line of Slowpoke
*Goes and actually looks up Slowpoke for the first time in an eon*
Huh.... I wasn't actually expecting somebody to suggest a viable answer to that
Show's there really is a viable pokemon for everything these days.
drag0nsoldier said:
Wait, wait, wait...Hilde, Zelda? When are we getting the Sabrina and Salem cameos?
Weaver said:
I don't know but I'm pretty sure I spotted a Charmed shout-out in there as well (Patty Halliwell).
Ha! I was wondering if anybody would notice those little naming gagsWait, wait, wait...Hilde, Zelda? When are we getting the Sabrina and Salem cameos?
Weaver said:
I don't know but I'm pretty sure I spotted a Charmed shout-out in there as well (Patty Halliwell).
mikelima777 said:
I can imagine at the school reunion that there is that one Teacher (maybe more) that shrugs and starts demanding the homework Molly never handed in after her 17th Birthday.
Or that one library book she never returned. (Boy do those interests on late fees add up)
I don't know why, but for some stupid reason, I actually started wondering what the hell that fine could actually end up looking like.I can imagine at the school reunion that there is that one Teacher (maybe more) that shrugs and starts demanding the homework Molly never handed in after her 17th Birthday.
Or that one library book she never returned. (Boy do those interests on late fees add up)
While the wizards probably use a different method for working out fines or late fees that was probably already dated or antiqued when she took off in '63 (an no doubt changed a few times since then with inflation), for the sake of this thought experiment, let's just roll with whatever the heck the modern LA Public Library has;
Spoiler

She's 17 when she takes off, so let's go with one Adult Circulating book in the Hardback category.
The loan period of Adult Circulating books is three weeks, so let's say the week before her birthday, she checks out a musty old book that has "Kasane ga Fuchi" (The Pool of Kasane) in it (the tale that partly inspired her previous self's method of vengeance and escaping death).
Having jokingly pegged her conception as sometime around Christmas '45 or New Year '46, for the silly "oh god" realization/humor that could be made at her expense from the implications, that probably makes her a late September baby. So let's say her date of birth is 25th of September 1946. Mainly since that's a Wednesday, which in the Japanese Calendar is "Suiyoubi" or "Water day"
So that means two weeks after she dragon ups on the 25th of September 1963, the fines start racking in on the 9th of October 1963.
Let's say Jin goes back for the Class Reunion on some arbitrary date in 2014, since I can already tell this is bound to be ridiculous. July 4th because why not. I have no clue when in the US is the normal time to host school reunions.
Between 9 October 1963 and 4 July 2014, there is a period of 18,531 days.
(My suspicions that this will be some hilariously ludicrous sum are growing, but let's just say that considering how stupendously long lived some wizards and magical beings can be, the fine just keeps mounting, rather than being being turned over to a collections agency, if not simply given up on and written off.)
18,531 days x 0.35¢ = $6485.85
Ooph! But we're not done yet. I highly doubt that between a week of thinking she was going to kick the bucket, or the further 51 years after, Jin even remembers where she left that book. So that's an extra $35.
So that's a final total of $6520.85
Six and a half thousand fucking dollars, for just one book 51 years overdue.
Harry Leferts said:
As long as it's not the current grimdark/grimderp ones...
Don't worry, it's more a fun nod to the old Archie ones more than anything else, considering the jokes about the hair colors.As long as it's not the current grimdark/grimderp ones...
Maes said:
"Say, sempai? With the sludge, you think you could...?"
"Hm, you know? I probably could! Gimme a sec, this oughta be fun..."
*teethy sludgeification happens*
[Venom-voice]"Chalk one more reason why you're my favorite kohai. This is going to be awesome to scare the guys."[/Venom-voice]
"... cool, but a little disturbing."
[Venom-voice]"That's the point... hell I could probably do this even when going 'full dragon'."[/Venom-voice]
You know, the really ironic cosplay she could probably pull off with her sludge, would be the 'Stink Spirit'/The polluted form of the River Spirit from Spirited Away."Say, sempai? With the sludge, you think you could...?"
"Hm, you know? I probably could! Gimme a sec, this oughta be fun..."
*teethy sludgeification happens*
[Venom-voice]"Chalk one more reason why you're my favorite kohai. This is going to be awesome to scare the guys."[/Venom-voice]
"... cool, but a little disturbing."
[Venom-voice]"That's the point... hell I could probably do this even when going 'full dragon'."[/Venom-voice]
As long as she tones down her power so the sludge doesn't corrosively rust and rot everything/everyone, they could probably even replicate all the junk and trash getting pulled out scene as well.
Spoiler

NotHimAgain said:
"GRAB HER LEGS! GRAB HER LEEEEGS!"
"HOW IS SHE FAST?"
"TSUKIAKARIIIII! GET IN HEEEERE!"
Pffft, I can't help but love how this is a thing now."GRAB HER LEGS! GRAB HER LEEEEGS!"
"HOW IS SHE FAST?"
"TSUKIAKARIIIII! GET IN HEEEERE!"
Maes said:
Nightmare scenario came up... that blade he's got? It's the 'other half' of Kyoshu's old self; something that was put together and reforged from everything that was forcibly removed.
*-*-*-*Nightmare scenario came up... that blade he's got? It's the 'other half' of Kyoshu's old self; something that was put together and reforged from everything that was forcibly removed.
I don't know why, but the first thing that popped into my mind reading that was;
"I AM A SHADOW! THE TRUE SELF!"
The second thing was;
"Oh, well that sounds.... neat? Also, hi there! I'm Kyoshu! ....who are you again?"