Melons and Eggs
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Melons and Eggs
Castle Moulbaix
Spoiler: A Chat Between Old Flames
Mei Yüying surveyed the nervous face of Colombe du Chasteler for what seemed like an eternity through the crystal ball. Finally, the huli jing's eyebrows raised. "You have not changed a bit in the last century and a half, Shǎguā."
Colombe blushed. "You are looking good yourself, Bèndàn. I am sorry that I left you in the family way when we parted. Motherhood agrees with you."
Yüying smiled and blurred, visibly de-aging to become an attractive twenty-year old Chinese woman. "True. Younger-me would have never accepted the life of a housewife, as I told you repeatedly while we were running for our lives across Guǎngdōng Shěng. However you left me little choice in the matter, Shǎguā." Her voice acquired a velvet-covered edge as she finished. Ying braced to attention at the words from her mother even though they were not aimed at her.
Colombe winced and straightened up. "As much as I might wish to claim that it was not my fault, Bèndàn, I did initiate you into the arts of l'amour at your request. Now that I have been made aware of my irresponsibility and have dishonored you by leaving you pregnant with our daughter to be born out of wedlock, I swear that I shall make full amends in this matter. Whatever it takes to cleanse this stain upon my honor and yours." With that she bowed her head, visibly showing the pain of her injuries. Beside Colombe, Ying stared in shock at Colombe's declaration of self-described guilt, recognizing the legendary hero from the first memories of her mother's stories.
Yüying looked at her and the smile grew."You really have not changed a bit, you too noble for your own good gwailou. I was wiser than I knew when I decided that your pet name for us to share was Silly Melon the morning after you got between my thighs for the first time. Relax, Colombe. While I was understandably shocked when I realized that Kwan Yin had blessed me with my Eldest Daughter, you had not just met but exceeded your responsibilities to us with what you did for me both in the Middle Kingdom and then in America."
Colombe breathed out a relieved sigh. "I still should have...."
Yüying interrupted her sharply. "What? Come with me aboard the clipper ship, drawing the Taipings upon both our heads in the New World? We both agreed that you would set a false trail to Manila with an illusion of me. Not given me sufficient funds to establish my own life, my own family? Not taught me to speak and write English? Never mind how you asked for no payment or service from me for all that you did to assist me from the moment we met, but merely said 'I gave my word to help someone needing my aid.'"
Colombe whispered, her eyes downcast. "I still should have looked harder for you in 1866 when I passed through San Francisco. I failed to be there for you and our child, and should have known the rumor of your marriage and then having twins shortly afterward was incorrect. You yourself told me twins are rare for a huli jing to bear as I recall now."
Yüying shook her head. "I had taken precautions to make it difficult to be found in Canada, had already married Wei Hong, and was at the time expecting my Fifth Son. Your Ying was headed to Ilvermorny then anyway. What we shared was long over, as wonderful as it was. Melon, you did all that you could be expected to do and more for me. Accept that the past is written in stone and forgive yourself for falling short of the impossible. For Ying's sake if not ours."
Colombe nodded slowly, smiling in memory as she raised her head to look her old lover in her equally smiling face, "You, as normal, are wiser than I am, Dumb Egg. Yes, our journey to the sea was wonderful for me too. To be honest, I held a torch for you for quite a while, until I met Lyra and Ian Potter in 1899 who captured my heart anew. I still do a little even now, that was a very intense year on the run, Egg." She laughed at herself, shaking her head, and then continued. "It seems to be my curse to love deeply and then part, leaving me with memories more precious than jade and diamonds. I am hopeful that To-chan will break the pattern of my life, though."
Yüying looked distant with a fond smile on her face, "Indeed they are more precious than diamonds and jade. I never knew what living was before then. In a way, it was my own great saga to mature from the sheltered young girl menaced by a dozen bandits that you saved to what I had become when I set foot in America. You guided me with your words, deeds, and example to find the strength to make my own life and I am eternally grateful for that, Melon. And I wish you all the best with your To-chan, for she or he is truly blessed by all the Gods to have your love."
Colombe blushed at the compliment, "She, actually. In return I cherish the memories of you finding the inner strength inside yourself, to become the sifu and sage that fought shoulder to shoulder with me to the dock in Kowloon, Egg." She glanced at Wei Ying and smiled at her eldest child. "Thank you for raising Ying to be a person who is worthy of my steel. I am quite proud of her even with what little I know of her."
Ying blushed as her mother barked a laugh, "Indeed my Little Clever Fox has made me proud, generally. She has much of you in her and it warmed my heart to see her manifest your better qualities under my guidance. I must ask, what of your quest to find your sire? I hope that my information was of use."
Colombe nodded. "Actually your assistance in it was invaluable. Your lessons in Xiǎozhuàn script let me identify a treatise on the properties of spirits of items in the Summer Palace when I raided the library ahead of the flames in 1860. That scroll let me identify that Norimune was from Japan in turn once I translated it and applied the tests inside to my own blade." The French rapier then laughed wryly and shook her head, "Although that was very much a case of two steps forward and one back as it turned out."
Yüying raised an eyebrow in silent inquiry as she sat down in a summoned chair. "Do tell, was it the luck enchantment on your blade causing things to go haywire around you again, Melon? I sense another grand epic story in your eyes."
Colombe shook her head. "Yes and no to the double-edged sword of my luck. As it turned out, Norimune is consecrated to one of the Japanese Shinto deities. Hachiman the Protector of Warriors, as it turned out, who empowers the luck enchantment I inherited. My path led me to the shrine where Father was consecrated, where I ran into the spirit of one of the other swords that had been consecrated by a rival noble for a competition of worthiness, which To-chan --- Masamune-no-Tokunotakai had won."
Yüying facepalmed and muttered. "Not again. Melon, don't tell me...." Ying stared at the rare sight of her mother losing her composure in naked shock.
Colombe smirked, "I'd say that there wasn't a fight, Egg, but that is a damn lie. You know how obsessed I was back then."
"Tell me about it," Yüying shook her head in disbelief, "You can't just do things the easy way, Melon."
"Not particularly, no, Egg." Colombe's smirk grew much more smug. "Anyway, I provoked a fight, although Toku was a stuck up prissy bitch back then. Didn't help that her family's school of sword smithing were blood rivals with Norimune's either. We had it out and I sucker-punched her to win. As it turned out, Hachiman was present watching us and He had plans for me. Which started with him kicking my ass into the ground at least five times."
"At least?" Yüying's face was a study in disbelief. "Even for you that is a bit excessively stubborn, Melon."
"I lost count after He broke my arm the second time." Colombe shrugged expressively, "anyway, long story short, He informed me in no uncertain terms that the time was not right to meet Father. I swore an oath to come back when it was, which was partway through the Abyssal War as it turned out. In the interim I met my half-sisters Jacklyn Fox and Delilah de Breuil in 1927.... Wait. What's so funny, Egg?"
Colombe stared at the giggling fox spirit in the crystal ball while Ying had a growing mortified expression on her face. "Well our daughter hated Delilah de Breuil for years, Melon. I have memories of decades of her complaints about 'that smug sneaky gwailou bitch' all the way back to the day they met that I can show you. And she was all this time being terribly impious to her Second Aunt!"
"Mother!!!" Ying choked out, her cheeks flaming. "How could you?!"
Colombe grinned smugly. "Oh, please do tell, Egg. Perhaps when I visit Canada to give my statement I can speak to you about our child's terrible lapses."
"Oh most certainly, Melon. I shall visit Lake Louise and meet you face to face and fill you in on Eldest Daughter's rudeness toward her Second Aunt." Yüying's smirk was smugly happy, like a fox exiting a chicken coop with a mouthful of bloody feathers.
Ying whimpered as her fox tails manifested and drooped. "So cruel...."
Both of Ying's parents grinned at her with matching smug smirks. "Well you are the child of one of Muramasa's Demon Blades and a huli jing, daughter of mine." Colombe mused as Yüying began to laugh.
A.N.-Yes, Silly Melon (Shǎguā) and Dumb Egg (Bèndàn) are Chinese terms of endearment that can be used between lovers.
Melons and Eggs
Castle Moulbaix
Spoiler: A Chat Between Old Flames
Mei Yüying surveyed the nervous face of Colombe du Chasteler for what seemed like an eternity through the crystal ball. Finally, the huli jing's eyebrows raised. "You have not changed a bit in the last century and a half, Shǎguā."
Colombe blushed. "You are looking good yourself, Bèndàn. I am sorry that I left you in the family way when we parted. Motherhood agrees with you."
Yüying smiled and blurred, visibly de-aging to become an attractive twenty-year old Chinese woman. "True. Younger-me would have never accepted the life of a housewife, as I told you repeatedly while we were running for our lives across Guǎngdōng Shěng. However you left me little choice in the matter, Shǎguā." Her voice acquired a velvet-covered edge as she finished. Ying braced to attention at the words from her mother even though they were not aimed at her.
Colombe winced and straightened up. "As much as I might wish to claim that it was not my fault, Bèndàn, I did initiate you into the arts of l'amour at your request. Now that I have been made aware of my irresponsibility and have dishonored you by leaving you pregnant with our daughter to be born out of wedlock, I swear that I shall make full amends in this matter. Whatever it takes to cleanse this stain upon my honor and yours." With that she bowed her head, visibly showing the pain of her injuries. Beside Colombe, Ying stared in shock at Colombe's declaration of self-described guilt, recognizing the legendary hero from the first memories of her mother's stories.
Yüying looked at her and the smile grew."You really have not changed a bit, you too noble for your own good gwailou. I was wiser than I knew when I decided that your pet name for us to share was Silly Melon the morning after you got between my thighs for the first time. Relax, Colombe. While I was understandably shocked when I realized that Kwan Yin had blessed me with my Eldest Daughter, you had not just met but exceeded your responsibilities to us with what you did for me both in the Middle Kingdom and then in America."
Colombe breathed out a relieved sigh. "I still should have...."
Yüying interrupted her sharply. "What? Come with me aboard the clipper ship, drawing the Taipings upon both our heads in the New World? We both agreed that you would set a false trail to Manila with an illusion of me. Not given me sufficient funds to establish my own life, my own family? Not taught me to speak and write English? Never mind how you asked for no payment or service from me for all that you did to assist me from the moment we met, but merely said 'I gave my word to help someone needing my aid.'"
Colombe whispered, her eyes downcast. "I still should have looked harder for you in 1866 when I passed through San Francisco. I failed to be there for you and our child, and should have known the rumor of your marriage and then having twins shortly afterward was incorrect. You yourself told me twins are rare for a huli jing to bear as I recall now."
Yüying shook her head. "I had taken precautions to make it difficult to be found in Canada, had already married Wei Hong, and was at the time expecting my Fifth Son. Your Ying was headed to Ilvermorny then anyway. What we shared was long over, as wonderful as it was. Melon, you did all that you could be expected to do and more for me. Accept that the past is written in stone and forgive yourself for falling short of the impossible. For Ying's sake if not ours."
Colombe nodded slowly, smiling in memory as she raised her head to look her old lover in her equally smiling face, "You, as normal, are wiser than I am, Dumb Egg. Yes, our journey to the sea was wonderful for me too. To be honest, I held a torch for you for quite a while, until I met Lyra and Ian Potter in 1899 who captured my heart anew. I still do a little even now, that was a very intense year on the run, Egg." She laughed at herself, shaking her head, and then continued. "It seems to be my curse to love deeply and then part, leaving me with memories more precious than jade and diamonds. I am hopeful that To-chan will break the pattern of my life, though."
Yüying looked distant with a fond smile on her face, "Indeed they are more precious than diamonds and jade. I never knew what living was before then. In a way, it was my own great saga to mature from the sheltered young girl menaced by a dozen bandits that you saved to what I had become when I set foot in America. You guided me with your words, deeds, and example to find the strength to make my own life and I am eternally grateful for that, Melon. And I wish you all the best with your To-chan, for she or he is truly blessed by all the Gods to have your love."
Colombe blushed at the compliment, "She, actually. In return I cherish the memories of you finding the inner strength inside yourself, to become the sifu and sage that fought shoulder to shoulder with me to the dock in Kowloon, Egg." She glanced at Wei Ying and smiled at her eldest child. "Thank you for raising Ying to be a person who is worthy of my steel. I am quite proud of her even with what little I know of her."
Ying blushed as her mother barked a laugh, "Indeed my Little Clever Fox has made me proud, generally. She has much of you in her and it warmed my heart to see her manifest your better qualities under my guidance. I must ask, what of your quest to find your sire? I hope that my information was of use."
Colombe nodded. "Actually your assistance in it was invaluable. Your lessons in Xiǎozhuàn script let me identify a treatise on the properties of spirits of items in the Summer Palace when I raided the library ahead of the flames in 1860. That scroll let me identify that Norimune was from Japan in turn once I translated it and applied the tests inside to my own blade." The French rapier then laughed wryly and shook her head, "Although that was very much a case of two steps forward and one back as it turned out."
Yüying raised an eyebrow in silent inquiry as she sat down in a summoned chair. "Do tell, was it the luck enchantment on your blade causing things to go haywire around you again, Melon? I sense another grand epic story in your eyes."
Colombe shook her head. "Yes and no to the double-edged sword of my luck. As it turned out, Norimune is consecrated to one of the Japanese Shinto deities. Hachiman the Protector of Warriors, as it turned out, who empowers the luck enchantment I inherited. My path led me to the shrine where Father was consecrated, where I ran into the spirit of one of the other swords that had been consecrated by a rival noble for a competition of worthiness, which To-chan --- Masamune-no-Tokunotakai had won."
Yüying facepalmed and muttered. "Not again. Melon, don't tell me...." Ying stared at the rare sight of her mother losing her composure in naked shock.
Colombe smirked, "I'd say that there wasn't a fight, Egg, but that is a damn lie. You know how obsessed I was back then."
"Tell me about it," Yüying shook her head in disbelief, "You can't just do things the easy way, Melon."
"Not particularly, no, Egg." Colombe's smirk grew much more smug. "Anyway, I provoked a fight, although Toku was a stuck up prissy bitch back then. Didn't help that her family's school of sword smithing were blood rivals with Norimune's either. We had it out and I sucker-punched her to win. As it turned out, Hachiman was present watching us and He had plans for me. Which started with him kicking my ass into the ground at least five times."
"At least?" Yüying's face was a study in disbelief. "Even for you that is a bit excessively stubborn, Melon."
"I lost count after He broke my arm the second time." Colombe shrugged expressively, "anyway, long story short, He informed me in no uncertain terms that the time was not right to meet Father. I swore an oath to come back when it was, which was partway through the Abyssal War as it turned out. In the interim I met my half-sisters Jacklyn Fox and Delilah de Breuil in 1927.... Wait. What's so funny, Egg?"
Colombe stared at the giggling fox spirit in the crystal ball while Ying had a growing mortified expression on her face. "Well our daughter hated Delilah de Breuil for years, Melon. I have memories of decades of her complaints about 'that smug sneaky gwailou bitch' all the way back to the day they met that I can show you. And she was all this time being terribly impious to her Second Aunt!"
"Mother!!!" Ying choked out, her cheeks flaming. "How could you?!"
Colombe grinned smugly. "Oh, please do tell, Egg. Perhaps when I visit Canada to give my statement I can speak to you about our child's terrible lapses."
"Oh most certainly, Melon. I shall visit Lake Louise and meet you face to face and fill you in on Eldest Daughter's rudeness toward her Second Aunt." Yüying's smirk was smugly happy, like a fox exiting a chicken coop with a mouthful of bloody feathers.
Ying whimpered as her fox tails manifested and drooped. "So cruel...."
Both of Ying's parents grinned at her with matching smug smirks. "Well you are the child of one of Muramasa's Demon Blades and a huli jing, daughter of mine." Colombe mused as Yüying began to laugh.
A.N.-Yes, Silly Melon (Shǎguā) and Dumb Egg (Bèndàn) are Chinese terms of endearment that can be used between lovers.