Note: This is a cross-post. I originally posted on SB and then on the Sietch, so if you've seen...
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Jaenera Targaryen | 30 |
This seems quite familiar like on a few other websites I have been toI walked down the carpeted aisle, past raised platforms atop which stood Imperial Guardsmen, the room's half-light shining off their crimson armor. Carbines were held across their breastplates, but despite standing at parade ground stillness with eyes straight ahead, I had no doubts they could have their guns aimed at me in an instant. And me getting shot to bits in the next instant.
Despite what the films said, Imperial Stormtroopers really were the best troops in the galaxy. And only the very best ever got selected for the Imperial Guard.
Well, not the very best. Those got selected for even higher position.
Reaching the end of the aisle, I sank to one knee, head bowed with my right hand held over my chest. "You summoned me, Your Excellency?" I asked in a deferent tone.
High above on the dais, a lanthanide-plated throne turned from where its occupant had been looking through the great stained glass window behind the dais. "Ah yes," Galactic Emperor Palpatine said with his usual gentle and grandfatherly tone. "Admiral Targaryen…rise, my friend. We need not speak with each on our knees."
"By your command, Your Excellency." I said, before rising to my feet, ramrod-straight with gloved hands held behind my back.
The Emperor rubbed his chin thoughtfully, a disarming smile playing on his lips. I stayed silent, knowing that despite the Emperor's familiar style of address, he was just being gracious because it suited him, and not because he cared for me in any real way. The Star Wars films and novels got that part of his character right.
Now, if only they got the other parts right. Despite what was shown in the films, the Emperor was not a withered, walking corpse with sickly-yellow eyes and drooping skin, who wandered around in a black cloak and hood. If anything, he looked like he did in Revenge of the Sith, a balding old man in red-colored robes of state trimmed with black .
Then again, he might have just used some advanced technology, or Dark Side powers to fix the damage caused by Mace Windu…
…anyway, that wasn't really important, and I'm not stupid enough to pry. I've had – and still have – better things to do than elaborately-commit suicide.
"You're quite an interesting character, admiral." The Emperor finally said. I stayed silent, waiting for the Emperor to elaborate. "Women are rare in the ranks of the military, and especially so in the officer corps. And yet, here you are, and an admiral, no less."
The Emperor paused and chuckled. "An admiral with no ships under her command." He pointedly said, and despite myself, I felt my face tighten ever so slightly with indignation. Okay, I might have the advantages of having watched all the Star Wars films (including – unfortunately – the so-called sequels though thankfully it seems this was the Legends universe) and read much of the novels, but even their most detailed descriptions could have only helped me ever so much.
And that's assuming I remembered them word for word. And I don't.
More to the point, I really had to work my butt off and study myself dizzy just to get through the Imperial Naval Academy. And again and again and again to get myself to where I am now.
The Emperor might be the Emperor, but still…
…it rankles.
The Emperor though, just seemed amused. "It seems I've hit a nerve." He remarked.
I immediately bowed low. "I apologize for my impudence." I said. "I accept full responsibility, and any punishment Your Excellency deems fit for me."
The Emperor actually laughed at that, and waved me off. "Not at all," he said. "While it has not escaped my attention that your father has had to pull strings on your behalf several times in the past, your current rank is not entirely without merit."
I stayed silent, and the Emperor tilted his head. "You wish to say something?" he asked.
"Forgive me, Your Excellency." I began. "But my thoughts on the matter are…improper, for one of Your Excellency's subjects."
"Then speak." The Emperor commanded. "I will judge whether they are proper or not."
I bit my lip at that, but I couldn't really say no, could I? Still, I had to word this carefully, or else…
"I find COMPNOR's official stance on gender roles limited at times when it comes to recognizing and rewarding merit." I finally said.
The Emperor snorted, and looked amused once more. It seems I made the right decision, pushing blame onto COMPNOR instead of the Empire in general.
"True," the Emperor conceded. "COMPNOR has its uses, but unfortunately has also inherited some of Vandron's idiosyncrasies."
I stayed silent once more, while the Emperor sat back in his throne, a grandfatherly smile playing over his lips. "Tell me, my friend," he began once more. "Would you care to assist me in ridding one of those idiosyncrasies?"
I bowed low. "I am your servant." I said.
The Emperor chuckled. "The matter has yet to be made public, or released for general consumption within the Admiralty," he said. "But an opportunity has arisen…yes, a great opportunity in more ways than one."
The Emperor paused and chuckled again. "Admiral Targaryen," he began. "Should you accept this role I offer you, you will take a combined force of our military through a wormhole that has opened in the Belsavis System, and establish an Imperial demesne in the other galaxy beyond. A demesne from which further campaigns to expand the New Order to new places and peoples will be launched from."
I couldn't help it, my eyes widened, and my mouth fell open. Was this what Q had mentioned in that dream on that night so many years ago, before I woke up not in a hospital bed, but as a child once more, in a curtained four-poster in the family villa? If it was…
…then damn it, it was time to pay up. I didn't way to die back then, so I accepted his offer without really thinking about it but now…
…oh Force…this is really happening…
The Emperor chuckled at my appearance, though thankfully not able to know what I was through my thoughts. That had been one of Q's ways to sweeten the deal: in addition to me not dying after that damn drunk driver had plowed through the pedestrian crossing, he made sure no one could ever find out what I was.
Something to be really thankful for, otherwise they'd have pried my head apart for what I knew, and that was before the Emperor got personally involved with his alchemy and whatnot, figuring how self-inserts work. Though I'm sure he'd know soon enough in such a case. Transfer Essence was one of his powers, if I remember correctly.
"…I…I am honored that you have such confidence in my abilities, Your Excellency." I finally managed to say.
"You may be inexperienced in commanding fleets, admiral," the Emperor admitted. "But the reports I have received from the Admiralty indicate you are an excellent staff officer. And you did serve with distinction as a junior officer, hunting down pirates along the Mid Rim."
"I participated in a number of anti-piracy campaigns as a junior officer, yes," I admitted. "But as Your Excellency says, as a senior and flag officer, I know only the role of a staff officer…"
"…and how will commanding officers perform their duties properly," the Emperor interrupted, still with that grandfatherly tone. "Without a dutiful and competent staff to manage the details for them?"
"…I see your point, Your Excellency." I said with a bow.
The Emperor smiled grandly. "I will not lie to you, my friend." He said. "This campaign will test you, both as your first fleet command, and as I have foreseen. But, great achievements cannot come without overcoming equally-great challenges. Tell me, admiral: do you think you have what it takes to demonstrate the…obsolescence, of Vandron's idiosyncrasies…?"
"…I know I do, Your Excellency." I said after a moment drawing myself back up to parade posture.
"Good, good," the Emperor said, before his smile acquired a hint of menace to it. "You are as I have heard from your father. I look forward to hearing of your successes as much as he does, I am sure."
"I will make every effort to be worthy of your trust, Your Excellency." I said with another bow, but feeling a pit of dread open up in my stomach. That was a thinly-veiled threat if I'd ever heard one, aimed not just at myself, but also at my father.
I absolutely cannot mess this up.
"Excellent!" the Emperor said while clapping his hands with approval. "Then you may go, admiral. On your return to the admiralty, you will receive the relevant paperwork to confirm your appointment, after which you may begin with your new responsibilities."
I bowed once more to the Emperor, who waved me off before turning his throne away, back towards the window behind him. I turned sharply under the watchful, outwardly-inhuman gazes of the Sovereign Protectors around the Emperor's throne, and marched back down the way I came.
Force…I've got my work cut out for me.
It's a cross-post. So yes, you've probably seen it somewhere before, because I wrote this there first. SB, where it was locked thanks to - admittedly amusing (in a cosmic sort of way) in hindsight - rampant flame wars between fans of either fandom. And the Sietch, where it's been continued on an on-and-off basis.
Or would the Imperial Fleet be unfortunate enough to run into them when they're in one of their more militarised and pragmatic eras?
You mean the Kirk Era? No, definitely not. I respect Kirk and his Federation too much to write something like that. What the Federation became afterward, though...
And before Picard could respond, Q snapped his fingers, and he was gone.
"A civilization tens of thousands of years old," Ross said softly. "With technology to match such a vast expanse of time, and led by Humans of all species…but where did they go wrong?"
The empire and the galaxy they come from is honestly extremely stagnant possibly due to the force medlingHahaha what a bunch of sanctimonious jackasses.
Ok I really hope they get their teeth absolutely kicked in.
The empire and the galaxy they come from is honestly extremely stagnant possibly due to the force medling
The empire and the galaxy they come from is honestly extremely stagnant possibly due to the force medling
Oh I don't dispute that the Star Wars universe is stagnant and suffers from its own moralistic failings. Especially with the new Disney Star Wars canon rehashing the same old shit and distilling a great deal of the morality down to the most simple and basic dichotomy; blue beamy sword good. Red beamy sword bad. Republics good (no matter how incompetent or corrupt). Autocrats bad (I don't know if they've had non-villainous autocrats in Disney yet. Unlike say... The Fel Empire from Legends)
But their horse isn't quite as high up as Star Trek's. Which is why I'm more supportive of the Star Wars side than the Star Trek side.
Although admittedly Padme, Satine, and the most ardent and pacifistic of the Old Republic loyalists would probably fit perfectly in the Federation.
Jesus christ that would make for miserable reading though. It wouldn't be a war but presumably a competition to see who's most insufferable.
Now if the Empire invaded say... During the Kirk era, it'd probably be a daring swashbuckling adventure where Kirk seduces the entire female half of the Imperial Fleet. Which would no doubt justify Compnor's sexist hiring policies. Gotta keep Kirk's available targets low.
Or if the Empire invaded during the Star Trek Online period, dubiously canon though it may be, that'd probably be an absolute orgy of violence given STO was a video game set during a war where everyone was fighting and betraying everyone else.
But this story is set during the Picard era, so it's a bunch of stylish villains kicking in the door of a bunch of pretentious but well meaning pacifistic folks.