I, Scion [Worm silly AU]

[edale]

I can just see Armsmaster, pouring over the collected data, cross referencing and analyzing every scrap of information he comes across.

He sits back in his chair and ponders on the conclusion he comes to.

"I don't get it."

Dragon sighs and once again thanks Richter for designing her with infinite patience.

Click to shrink...

"Colin. I've sent you a site you need to look at. Enter the phrase 'cream pie'. yes, now hit Enter."

*long horrified pause*

"Dragon, I think you sent me the wrong site by accident."

"No, no I did not."

*sound of Armsmaster's neurons frying, one by one*

Click to shrink...

Can't... Stop... Laughing...

 

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"Colin. I've sent you a site you need to look at. Enter the phrase 'cream pie'. yes, now hit Enter."

*long horrified pause*

"Dragon, I think you sent me the wrong site by accident."

"No, no I did not."

*sound of Armsmaster's neurons frying, one by one*

Click to shrink...

A clatter is heard over the sounds coming from the video.

Armsmaster looks behind him where the sound came from, his movements almost robotic although Dragon would be quite offended to hear that comparison said out loud. Her actuators have a much smoother rate of movement than that!

KidWin stands in the doorway, some unknown device having fallen from his limp hands that was the source of the noise and his eyes locked onto the scene of utter debauchery on the 90 inch screen that typically displays various blueprints and plans.

Neither says anything, the only sounds coming from the video until the Ward stutters out something that may have been an apology if it had remotely resembled any intelligible language before rushing from the room and slamming the door, his device completely forgotten.

Armsmaster stares at the door for a long moment before turning back to the screen just in time for the camera to zoom in for a closeup of the aftermath. His analytical mind can't help but note how well that image matched the aerial shots taken of the San Andreas Fault Line after the incident.

'Oooohhhhhhh, so THAT'S what they were taking about....'

Meanwhile Dragon pats herself on the back while her sensors take careful notes of where on the actress Armsmaster's eyes land. She does still need to design that special mobile body after all and this is an excellent opportunity to acquire vital design data.

 

[Ack]

A clatter is heard over the sounds coming from the video.

Armsmaster looks behind him where the sound came from, his movements almost robotic although Dragon would be quite offended to hear that comparison said out loud. Her actuators have a much smoother rate of movement than that!

KidWin stands in the doorway, some unknown device having fallen from his limp hands that was the source of the noise and his eyes locked onto the scene of utter debauchery on the 90 inch screen that typically displays various blueprints and plans.

Neither says anything, the only sounds coming from the video until the Ward stutters out something that may have been an apology if it had remotely resembled any intelligible language before rushing from the room and slamming the door, his device completely forgotten.

Armsmaster stares at the door for a long moment before turning back to the screen just in time for the camera to zoom in for a closeup of the aftermath. His analytical mind can't help but note how well that image matched the aerial shots taken of the San Andreas Fault Line after the incident.

'Oooohhhhhhh, so THAT'S what they were taking about....'

Meanwhile Dragon pats herself on the back while her sensors take careful notes of where on the actress Armsmaster's eyes land. She does still need to design that special mobile body after all and this is an excellent opportunity to acquire vital design data.

Click to shrink...

... and after word got around, Armsmaster wondered why they actually started inviting him out for drinks after that.

Something about "Well, he's actually human after all."

 

[edale]

He also wondered why all the women he knew, except Director Piggot, kept pushing for him and Dragon to spend time together, something about it "being so romantic that she thawed his robotic heart."