I will become God-Harem King of the World! [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

[ZipLopz]

someone should do an omake of Milliet and Asia finding Issei's copies of nana to Kaoru.

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And challenge done!

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"Are you sure we should be doing this?" Asia asked nervously, gazing on as her fellow blonde rummaged through the various possessions of their savior.

"It's fine, Asia-chan. Well, if we don't get caught, that is." Mittelt muttered the last part to herself, looking for a specific item that Issei was sure to own.

Hyoudou Issei's pornographic material. As he was what one could call a Super Pervert, he was sure to have a diverse range of porno mags and DVD's that he 'took care of his business' with.

Mittelt set out to find his stash as it would give her an insight into the more perverse interests of Issei. Using them as a base, she would wear down his restraint and begin to screw him so hard she couldn't feel her legs after appeal to his more unique interests! After all, Issei was a human and he was sure to have those desires.

Albeit, Mittelt had never known just how large the perversion of Hyoudou Issei was. That was why she wanted to find out by looking through his porn. As she had once heard from one of her relatives back home-

'You can find out a lot about your man by finding out what kind of porn he likes!'

Or maybe they were talking about his hobbies...

Oh well, she was already digging through Issei's stuff, might as well keep going!

'Have I checked under his bed, yet?' The blonde fallen angel thought, glancing towards the brunette Solar's bed. 'It's a good place to look, if a bit too obvious.'

"Asia-chan, can you help me look under his bed?" Mittelt asked.

The innocent girl's face heated up as she was requested to take part in the search of lewd materials. "B-But..."

The part-Oni girl took pity and pulled herself out of the closet that she had been rummaging through. All she'd found were Issei's clothing (which still had a bit of his scent on them) , several anime DVD's, collections of manga (none of which were erotic beyond the usual fan-service, sadly). She walked over to the bed and got on her knees to look under it.

"Hm?" Mittelt blinked as she saw another collection of manga under the bed. "Why weren't these with the others?"

"Did you find something, Mittelt-san?" Asia asked curiously, wondering why the girl stopped.

"I think I did." She reached over to the volume with the number one on its spine, designating it as the first volume in the series. Getting out from under the bed, Mittelt looked at the cover.

'Nana to Kaoru? I wonder...' She raised an eyebrow at the design on the cover. It was a dark-haired girl wearing a dog collar (?) as she bit her index finger. Mittelt's heart rate went up as she realized she might have found what she was looking for.

"Do you want to read it with me?" She asked Asia, wanting to get the girl involved. It would be hot nice to get the girl corrupted informed of Issei's fetishes interests.

"Auu..." The blonde former nun's blush turned more red, but she nodded shakily. Sitting down next to Mittelt on the bed, she leaned slightly to get a better view.

"Let's get started." The fallen angel muttered as she cracked open the volume, Asia peaking in as well.

*One chapter later*

'S-So, he has an interest in S&M? This kind of information is what I was looking for!' Mittelt cheered internally as she kept reading intensely, blood leaking steadily out of her nose.

"...Iiiiipphhh!" Asia's words were unintelligible as she covered her eyes with her hands, but peaked out between her index and middle fingers. Her blush had upgraded to a color resembling that of a fire hydrant or a tomato.

"If he's keeping something like this under his bed, then there might be more stuff!"

Mittelt grinned as she hopped up and slipped under the bed with a shout of 'Banzai!'

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"..." Issei blinked as he saw a strange sight in his room.

In the middle of his floor, Mittelt and Asia (both of whom were blushing, he noted) were kneeling in Seiza, the former, holding her hands behind her back.

"Uhh, what's going on?" the Solar asked with confusion.

Wordlessly, Mittelt brought out two items from her back. In her left hand, she held two dog collars (?). In the right, there was a whip (?!).

'Don't tell me, they found the manga under my bed?!' Issei thought in trepidation, hoping to keep his erotic material to himself. He wouldfeel as if he'd die of embarrassment if that was the case. He glanced around the room and found...

There were S&M tools and other 'fun-time' toys lining the walls.

'They did! They found my pooooooorrrrrrrrnnnnnn!!!!' He almost screamed in horror, as if he found a monster in front of him that was about to butcher him. In this case, it was something worse.

He had to explain his stash of erotic things!

'[It's your own fault for not hiding it well enough, partner. Well, at least this way, they know how to cater to your fetishes.]' Said the Heavenly Dragon in his Boosted Gear, Ddraig, as he snickered.

'{I concur. After this debacle, we shall discuss the proper procedures to hiding the material that panders to your erotic desires.}' Bright-sensei spoke in a tone of finality.

'I don't need to be reminded, damnit!' Issei shouted to the voices in his head.

"I saw where your more primal interests lay, so I prepared accordingly." Mittelt said with a blush, wondering if she was using a tone that was a tad too formal. "B-But this is my first time and Asia's, too, s-so please be gentle." She faltered on the last part of her statement, her blush growing more red.

"Hauuu..." Asia was too caught up in the surrealism of the current situation to provide any words.

'[Gahahahahahaha!!! I had hosts who did stuff like this, but I never suspected it to happen this fast! Show 'em the power of a real dragon, partner!]"' Even if he couldn't see the dragon, Issei could feel Ddraig grinning in his head.

'{This shall clear out some of the perversion, worm. Go forth and lay your claim to these maidens as your first concubines!}' The First Age Solar gave the go-ahead.

'You two aren't helping this in the leeeeeaaaaaassssstttttt!!!' Issei screamed internally.

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Whew, that took a while. In advance, I apologize if I got any of the characters wrong.

Was this satisfactory?

 

[ZipLopz]

Right, I'm bored and I need to warm up before continuing to write the next chapter for my FFN fic, which is late by many months...

So, here's that Assassination Classroom snip I was thinking about. It's written in the perspective of a certain pigtailed boy that holds a deceptive killing intent. >

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I, Nagisa Shiota, and my fellow classmates were were watching an unimaginable spectacle.

"NYYYYUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHY AM I BEING CHAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!"

"GET BACK HERE AND FACE JUSTICE, YOU TENTACLED BASTAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!"

My class, Class E (as in End, some of the other assholes people at Kunigigaoka Academy would joke) had been tasked with an impossible mission: to assassinate their extremely powerful tentacle monster teacher, who would destroy the world within a year if he (it?) was not stopped. To bring proof that their teacher (or 'Koro-sensei', as the class had named him) held the destructive power it would take to destroy the world, he had already blasted away a chunk of the moon, leaving it in a permanent crescent shape. Seriously, what the hell?!

There were several problems with the assassination attempts. One, Koro-sensei was too fucking fast could move at Mach 20. Thus, we had to rely on deception, traps, and the fact that our sensei's a huge fucking pervert our sensei's interest in the fairer sex.

Because our sensei wanted us to get a bit of fresh air compared to Asshole City Kunigigaoka Academy, he took all of us on a 'vacation' to Kuoh Academy. From what I'd heard, the school used to be an all-girls private school until a few years back. They eventually accepted boys in as well, but the boy-to-girl population ratio was still largely in the latter's favor.

Ah, it seems I went a little off topic...

Anyway, Koro-sensei had taken us on a tour of the school grounds and the various clubs with the permission of the principal. Every now and then, Ero-sensei Koro-sensei would ogle take notice of the female students. In my opinion, it was really fucking annoying a bit distracting while I tried to listen to the facts of the tour guide we'd been assigned (Sona Sitri, the school's Student Council President if I remember correctly).

As we'd been walking, a student now and then took notice of Koro-sensei's appearance but shrugged it off as a unique costume. Are the students of this school really that fucking moronic to see that they're moving?!

We found ourselves in front of an older facility of the school, apparently belonging to one Occult Research Club. Just how crazy diverse is this academy to have a club that studies that kind of supernatural stuff?

A brunette student (let it be said here, I am a heterosexual male and even I had to take notice that he was good looking) froze upon looking at Koro-sensei.

That was when things got absolutely bat-shit crazy weird.

The handsome boy's face contorted into something you'd see on a vengeance-driven madman and he began to glow gold. Some kind of vague halo or something appeared on his head and a dragon (!?) burst into existence behind him, along with an odd pair of red gauntlets on his arms.

He immediately lunged at Koro-sensei with a vicious roar, which actually frightened our nigh-invincible sensei. After he barely managed to dodge the multitude of destructive blows from the boy, he ran.

But then the boy ran after him. What we found both terrifying and awe-inspiring was, he could keep up.

And that was how we were in our current predicament.

"HOW ARE YOU KEEPING UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE?!"

"THERE WILL BE RETRIBUTION WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOUUUUUUUUU!!!"

Whatever it was Koro-sensei did to piss him off, I hope he doesn't get killed by the strange boy.

After all, assassinating Sensei is the job of Class E, the Assassination Classroom.

That, and I want to kill that 'nyurufufufu'ing bastard myself!

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And that's a cut. The slashed out parts are what you could call Nagisa's hidden wrath/aggression/killing intent that he probably keeps bottled up. After all, it's gotta come from somewhere, y'know?

As for why Issei was pissed... I've got nothing. I just wanted to write a chase between him and Koro-sensei. You can insert any number of reasons as to why Hyoudou was pissed. Please forgive that unexplainable thing. :-X

So, how was it?

 

[Mu-Sensei]

It's a fine scene but Yang comes across just a little OC. She flirts sure but I don't think she'd be quite that explicit.

Unless can someone tell me if a stunt can actually have that kind of outcome? Make a character act OC even if they aren't the target of social charms?

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Yeah thats What I get for rushing my writing. Now that I can spare the time, let me try again.

Guys? I can't tell you what to vote.

But please, keep it low. Can we just end the spar in a simple manner? You're burning all the stops too quickly.

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Your words inspired me.


"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" You throw away your shirt, and you could feel Mittelt's stare from the sidelines, retuning in good company, as Ruby and Asia seem to be stealing glances at your naked torso. You enjoy it.

"You sure don't seem to mind taking clothes off." She grins, slowly, but surely gaining ground on you.

"I could only wish you were the same."

Her eyes widen comically and she nearly trips, and you can hear gasps from the sidelines.

"Too much?" You ask.

Wide eyed, crimson faced Yang nods. "Too much, too fast boy. That would got you slapped by any girl other than me."

You embarrasedly scratches the back of your head, then it fully registers and you freeze. "Other then you?"

She grins savagely and bend forward a little more, before blasting (literally) in your direction. "I'm" Right hook meets gauntlet "more, left blocks a blow aimed to the stomach "of" then you ducks under a jab "a" that turns into a hammer blow "punching" before she spins a kick that you had to use both forearms to guard "girl!" abruptly stopping, both hands come from their sides, and you adjusts your crossed arms stopping both fists with your palms.

Both of you are panting, and although she seems intent on punishing you, she doesn't seem angry, instead she seems to be enjoying it greatly. "Too much indeed." You taunt. "Guess I'm too much for a single woman." She smirks, and you just notice the glow coming from your palms. Oh shi-

Leaning back at the last second, streams of fire pass right in front of your face, as you kick her in the gauntlets to gain space.

"Tired already?" She shoots a fireball, but you deflect it, felling one unfortunate tree.

"Oh, please, I can keep going for days..." You deflect anothe, carefully aiming it up. "Do you have to throw your stuff all over? Can't you see you're making a mess?"

She tenses and its the signal for the third and final round. "Less talk, more action!"

Trailing fire, she flies feet first in your direction, and you're forced to slide a couple of meters back over the impact, and bend your knees to dissipate the strenght of the double kick. She somersaults back, feet lashing into a second, spinning kick.

You retaliate, your hands blurring forward, but that girl has rockets on hands that she shots twice to somersault again over you. your senses sharpen on that split of second that takes the mechanic of her weapons to shoot, and you spin like in that movie, between the two streams of her stuff, landing on a crouch, shooting one packed with your essence all over her body, hard enough that she is blown backwards.

You are on your knees, she's on her back. Both are exhausted and sore from exertion, but not enough that you couldn't talk.

"How it was?"

She nearly moans. "That was the best I had in ages, no ever!"

Red faced Mittelt approaches you both, and was about to speak before Ruby jumps you both in a hug inadvetently throwing your faces a milimeter from each other. "That was awesome! I wanna go next!"


Thats not a vote, thats just my fingers moving on the keyboard. Hope it was more IC though.

 

[megrisvernin]

Nothing like GLORIOUS SOLAR BULLSHIT to make public speaking a breeze )

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Unlike some honor bound fools I think nothing of stacking the dice in my favor.

Mentally it's a fun scene. A QM hands you ten dice, saying you need to roll all then of them 8 or better to convince the other player of your scheme. You digg into your left pocket & taking out another ten dice, adding them to the pile. You dig into your right pocket & deposit 5 more.

You take out a rulebook & pen in a new Rule.

"Player's Successes are doubled". You cross out the opponent's stated defense & write in 5. You smirk & hand the rulebook back & roll the dice. 14 successes. Doubled to Twenty-Eight.

The other player gapes open-mouthed in Disbelief. "You're not even trying to cheat are you? That's more successes than the number of dice you threw! There's no way-."

He's cut off by a gesture from the QM who pauses to think. The giant of a man dressed in greek or roman styled armor opens his hand to give a thumbs up.

Glorious Solar Bullshit always works when Sol Invictus is your Rulemaster.

 

[noahgab1133]

Omake: In which a Crawling chaos appears!

ne ne fi-chan! It's the chaos that crawls up with a smile, Nyarlathotep!

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Too much?

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of course! of course! My most awesomeness pose will be too much for mere mortals to handle. Only my beloved should bear witness to my magnifi utopia!

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*sigh* No I still haven't found my true love yet

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Gah That HEAT WOMEN?!? Never, no way, impossible, not even if she was the last being in existence.

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SO how's things been for you fi-chan? Finally managed to break Great Red's neck yet? HE can be such a delinquent! Thinking himself strong Just because he can beat all of the earth's gods. phhh I could do that with my eyes closed.

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Really you found people who want to help? ne ne fi-chan I'll help train them up with my space cqc! They will be unstoppable *phone rings* Mushi mushi? EH? Smugglers again? But I was taking a break!

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Bye bye Fi-chan I'll be by later. Also here hold these for me kay?

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Vali are sure there was someone here?

Hmm i sensed someone strong but there is only ophis? Maybe I'm just tired....

Did ophis-chan always have that frilly dress? and these books?

Are you sure those aren't Kuroka's?

Maybe....

 

[noahgab1133]

mini-omake time! In which Issei becomes a model!

If someone told Hyoudou Issei a year ago that he would become a bishounen capable of making girls fall for him with just a glance, have a harem of beautiful girls, and having regular sex with them. he would tell you either that you're crazy or start fantasizing about the oppai!

Now though? He not only has a harem, lost his virginity but now is a up and coming model. To think it all started with taking his girls out to a nice place to eat after having trained.

"Issei-san how about we stop to eat? I think we are all getting hungry."

"Sure Asia how about...."

"YOU THERE!" "Yes you! That face, that figure, YOUR PERFECT!"

Issei halted as a strange man with a camera ran up to him. At first he thought the man was after the girls but the man stopped in front of him and started frantically taking pictures.

"TRES MAGNIFIQUE! You must be my model! The world must witness this Perfection!"

Issei was dumbfounded, Asai looked confused, Yang and Mittlet looked like they were about to burst out laughing, correction they were rolling on the floor laughing and ruby had an adoring look in her eyes.

and so with this strange occurrence Issei became a local celebrity and with all the problems that entailed.




I think i'll continue this mini omake at some other time. I really wanted to make a dark souls reference but can't figure out where to place it yet XD Also i wish i was a better writer to give this hilarious plot bunny it due ???