Speech Slam
Gowonzu
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A/N: Hey, this isn't a proper chapter, Sorry. Just a silly little snippet.
I've been working on other projects and been struggling to find motivation to write. But I'll get back onto this eventually.
Victoria flew like she'd never flown before. Cutting through the sky like a laser-guided missile, locking on to her target and ready to drop her payload with military precision.
"And another one for Glory Girl!" Vicky cheered as she slam-dunked the basketball through the hoop.
Taylor and Lisa sat on the floor behind her, mercilessly pushed out of the way from their pitiful defence. What started as a friendly game of shooting hoops in the Dallon's backyard quickly devolved into a 2-V-1 battle as Victoria's competitive side kicked in. Neither girl was a match for Victoria's skill, and that was before she started floating.
"Jesus Vicky…" Lisa panted, lying back down on the floor. "Could you… at least… pretend, to care about us, mere mortals…"
Taylor stood up beside her and brushed herself down, offering a hand to Lisa. At the same time, she shot Victoria a begrudged glare.
"I thought you agreed not to use powers?" Taylor whined, helping Lisa to her feet.
Victoria hovered down from above and gave an apologetic smile to her two girlfriends.
"Sorry, sorry," She giggled, making a show of planting both her feet on the ground. "Next round, I'll do it properly."
Both Lisa and Taylor stared at her, not believing a word that came out from those lying lips.
"That's what you said, the last fourteen times…" Lisa grumbled.
"I think we learned why Amy stopped playing this with you…" Taylor added under her breath.
"Okay, okay," Victoria said, jumping side to side in a warm-up, spending far too long in the air than humanly possible. "Taylor starts, I'll be defence this time."
Vicky passed the ball to Taylor who caught it with a pained thud. Taylor had never been all that interested in sports. Running for exercise was important, but throwing a ball around for fun, was not. Still, she made the effort for her girlfriend's sake, although she made a mental note never to play dodgeball with Vicky.
"Ready…" Victoria said, already leaning forward. Taylor couldn't help but feel hopeless in the face of what was about to come. "And…. Go!"
Taylor dribbled the ball forward and made her shot, the ball flew all of one second before Victoria inhumanly jumped up and smacked it back down, denying any hope for Taylor to score a point. Lisa tiredly moved to collect the ball, only for Vicky to body shove the girl out of the way and launch a distant shot directly into the hoop.
"Score!" Victoria cheered. "Dallon holds the lead with another three points!"
Lisa was lying face down on the grass, Taylor wasn't even sure if Lisa was playing in that last round, it looked more like she'd assumed the ball went out of bounds and was simply collecting it before Victoria barged through and did her thing. Taylor stepped around Vicky as she cheered and danced to help Lisa up.
"Maybe we should take a break?" Taylor asked, picking some stray bits of grass from Lisa's hair. "For lunch?"
"Hmm?" Victoria hummed back, still unaware of her trail of destruction. "Oh, yeah. Sure." Lisa and Taylor let out a sigh of relief as they were spared another round of basketball with collateral damage Barbie. "Mom!?" Victoria called out as she walked back towards the house. "Can we order pizza for Lisa and Taylor?"
"Inside voices Victoria." Carol scolded, looking out from the living room window.
"Sorry. Mom," Vicky said back a little quieter.
"I suppose you all worked up an appetite out there?" Carol muttered, already moving towards the family phone. "I'll order us the usual."
"Thanks, Mom."
"Thank you, Mrs Dallon."
"Thank's Carol."
Carol moved to grab the phone before she called back though the window. "Oh, and remember we need to go over cards for Thursday's charity dinner."
Victoria let out a long, grumbly whine at the request. "Urgh, Yes Moooom…" She turned back to the girls and rolled her eyes. "It's always work with her…"
"Cards?" Lisa asked. Victoria only just noticed her state of disarray, dirty and sore. Victoria's eyebrow rose in question, but Lisa waved her off.
"Flashcards to memorise speeches," Victoria explained. "New Wave always make a big song and dance at these charity events, and since I'm full-time now, I get to perform the big speech this year."
"Oh, nice," Lisa said.
"No, it's the worst," Vicky grumbled. "I hate speeches..."
"I'd have thought you would enjoy them?" Lisa laughed. "Another excuse to be showered in all that attention you crave."
Victoria shook her head. "It's not the same," She tried to explain, ignoring Lisa's verbal jab.
"Like, I'm fine interacting with groups of people, signing autographs, taking photos, showing off for the kids at the hospital," Vicky smiled, thinking fondly about her positive fan experiences. "But get me to stand up in front of a thousand blank faces just to listen to me and I…" She shivered, imaging the scenario.
Taylor walked up beside her and planted a comforting hand on Victoria's shoulder.
"I understand, completely," She added, nodding her head. "I hate public speaking. Absolutely hate it. The idea of-"
"Bullshit."
Taylor froze at the accusation, slowly turning to face Lisa who held her smug grin.
"What?"
"I call bullshit," Lisa said again. "Taylor Hebert, you are lying. You looooove making speeches."
"When have I ever?-" Taylor began.
"Delivering Coil to Armsmaster, rescuing yourself from Rune, just the other week when you tried and failed to convince Vicky's Mom that Rachel was a good person." Lisa listed off her finger. "And let's not forget all the speeches you give the men during the week."
"That's not… I don't…" Taylor looked offended by the accusation, she turned to Vicky for clarification. "Do I?"
"You kinda do," Victoria agreed, smiling apologetically as she patted Taylor back.
Taylor took a few moments to dissect this new information about herself. She never considered herself a speech-giving person. And Skitter was just a persona, it didn't represent the real Taylor Hebert, right?
And surely, Skitter couldn't have made that many speeches to warrant her girlfriend's calling her someone who loves speeches.
In response to her doubts and look of confusion, Lisa pulled up a video on her phone. A Youtube page, titled 'Skitter Declares War– Autotuned edition.' Taylor blinked at it wordlessly.
It featured several different publicly filmed speeches, spliced together with music to give the appearance of Skitter rapping about declaring war on increasingly ridiculous targets. Starting off with the police, then the Empire and PRT and eventually ending with her declaring war on the Triumvirate and even the Endbringers themselves.
Taylor was silent while the video played, scowling as both Lisa and Vicky bobbed their heads to the catchy tune.
"What the hell?…" Taylor finally mouthed when the video stopped playing. She looked to Lisa for an explanation. Lisa kept smiling, smugly aware that her point had been proven tenfold. Adding insult to injury, she scrolled up along her phone to point out another important fact.
"It has two million views…"
I've been working on other projects and been struggling to find motivation to write. But I'll get back onto this eventually.
Victoria flew like she'd never flown before. Cutting through the sky like a laser-guided missile, locking on to her target and ready to drop her payload with military precision.
"And another one for Glory Girl!" Vicky cheered as she slam-dunked the basketball through the hoop.
Taylor and Lisa sat on the floor behind her, mercilessly pushed out of the way from their pitiful defence. What started as a friendly game of shooting hoops in the Dallon's backyard quickly devolved into a 2-V-1 battle as Victoria's competitive side kicked in. Neither girl was a match for Victoria's skill, and that was before she started floating.
"Jesus Vicky…" Lisa panted, lying back down on the floor. "Could you… at least… pretend, to care about us, mere mortals…"
Taylor stood up beside her and brushed herself down, offering a hand to Lisa. At the same time, she shot Victoria a begrudged glare.
"I thought you agreed not to use powers?" Taylor whined, helping Lisa to her feet.
Victoria hovered down from above and gave an apologetic smile to her two girlfriends.
"Sorry, sorry," She giggled, making a show of planting both her feet on the ground. "Next round, I'll do it properly."
Both Lisa and Taylor stared at her, not believing a word that came out from those lying lips.
"That's what you said, the last fourteen times…" Lisa grumbled.
"I think we learned why Amy stopped playing this with you…" Taylor added under her breath.
"Okay, okay," Victoria said, jumping side to side in a warm-up, spending far too long in the air than humanly possible. "Taylor starts, I'll be defence this time."
Vicky passed the ball to Taylor who caught it with a pained thud. Taylor had never been all that interested in sports. Running for exercise was important, but throwing a ball around for fun, was not. Still, she made the effort for her girlfriend's sake, although she made a mental note never to play dodgeball with Vicky.
"Ready…" Victoria said, already leaning forward. Taylor couldn't help but feel hopeless in the face of what was about to come. "And…. Go!"
Taylor dribbled the ball forward and made her shot, the ball flew all of one second before Victoria inhumanly jumped up and smacked it back down, denying any hope for Taylor to score a point. Lisa tiredly moved to collect the ball, only for Vicky to body shove the girl out of the way and launch a distant shot directly into the hoop.
"Score!" Victoria cheered. "Dallon holds the lead with another three points!"
Lisa was lying face down on the grass, Taylor wasn't even sure if Lisa was playing in that last round, it looked more like she'd assumed the ball went out of bounds and was simply collecting it before Victoria barged through and did her thing. Taylor stepped around Vicky as she cheered and danced to help Lisa up.
"Maybe we should take a break?" Taylor asked, picking some stray bits of grass from Lisa's hair. "For lunch?"
"Hmm?" Victoria hummed back, still unaware of her trail of destruction. "Oh, yeah. Sure." Lisa and Taylor let out a sigh of relief as they were spared another round of basketball with collateral damage Barbie. "Mom!?" Victoria called out as she walked back towards the house. "Can we order pizza for Lisa and Taylor?"
"Inside voices Victoria." Carol scolded, looking out from the living room window.
"Sorry. Mom," Vicky said back a little quieter.
"I suppose you all worked up an appetite out there?" Carol muttered, already moving towards the family phone. "I'll order us the usual."
"Thanks, Mom."
"Thank you, Mrs Dallon."
"Thank's Carol."
Carol moved to grab the phone before she called back though the window. "Oh, and remember we need to go over cards for Thursday's charity dinner."
Victoria let out a long, grumbly whine at the request. "Urgh, Yes Moooom…" She turned back to the girls and rolled her eyes. "It's always work with her…"
"Cards?" Lisa asked. Victoria only just noticed her state of disarray, dirty and sore. Victoria's eyebrow rose in question, but Lisa waved her off.
"Flashcards to memorise speeches," Victoria explained. "New Wave always make a big song and dance at these charity events, and since I'm full-time now, I get to perform the big speech this year."
"Oh, nice," Lisa said.
"No, it's the worst," Vicky grumbled. "I hate speeches..."
"I'd have thought you would enjoy them?" Lisa laughed. "Another excuse to be showered in all that attention you crave."
Victoria shook her head. "It's not the same," She tried to explain, ignoring Lisa's verbal jab.
"Like, I'm fine interacting with groups of people, signing autographs, taking photos, showing off for the kids at the hospital," Vicky smiled, thinking fondly about her positive fan experiences. "But get me to stand up in front of a thousand blank faces just to listen to me and I…" She shivered, imaging the scenario.
Taylor walked up beside her and planted a comforting hand on Victoria's shoulder.
"I understand, completely," She added, nodding her head. "I hate public speaking. Absolutely hate it. The idea of-"
"Bullshit."
Taylor froze at the accusation, slowly turning to face Lisa who held her smug grin.
"What?"
"I call bullshit," Lisa said again. "Taylor Hebert, you are lying. You looooove making speeches."
"When have I ever?-" Taylor began.
"Delivering Coil to Armsmaster, rescuing yourself from Rune, just the other week when you tried and failed to convince Vicky's Mom that Rachel was a good person." Lisa listed off her finger. "And let's not forget all the speeches you give the men during the week."
"That's not… I don't…" Taylor looked offended by the accusation, she turned to Vicky for clarification. "Do I?"
"You kinda do," Victoria agreed, smiling apologetically as she patted Taylor back.
Taylor took a few moments to dissect this new information about herself. She never considered herself a speech-giving person. And Skitter was just a persona, it didn't represent the real Taylor Hebert, right?
And surely, Skitter couldn't have made that many speeches to warrant her girlfriend's calling her someone who loves speeches.
In response to her doubts and look of confusion, Lisa pulled up a video on her phone. A Youtube page, titled 'Skitter Declares War– Autotuned edition.' Taylor blinked at it wordlessly.
It featured several different publicly filmed speeches, spliced together with music to give the appearance of Skitter rapping about declaring war on increasingly ridiculous targets. Starting off with the police, then the Empire and PRT and eventually ending with her declaring war on the Triumvirate and even the Endbringers themselves.
Taylor was silent while the video played, scowling as both Lisa and Vicky bobbed their heads to the catchy tune.
"What the hell?…" Taylor finally mouthed when the video stopped playing. She looked to Lisa for an explanation. Lisa kept smiling, smugly aware that her point had been proven tenfold. Adding insult to injury, she scrolled up along her phone to point out another important fact.
"It has two million views…"
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