QQ Pride! Questionable Merchandise!

[tehelgee]

Do you consider yourself a pervert? And proud to be one? If so... why not acquire some delicious hand-holding merchandise and show it off to everybody?

Now available online for a cheap cheap price of your offline reputation.

We have shirts!

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We also have coffee mugs!

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Replenish all those lost fluids with a dashing QQ brand water bottle!

Coming soon: QQ brand sex toys!

But wait... there's more!

If you purchase Questionable Questing merchandise, you'll get to join a private club where no one judges you. You'll be able to smile and look at the vanilla members of Questionable Questing with a superior elite look.

Not even the mods will be able to stop your elitism!

 

[Paradosi]

I gotta admit, the styling of Questing on that "QQ brand water bottle" is pretty dope.

 

[KinKrow]

I have never been more disappointed in April Fools day's existence.

*sadly puts money back in wallet*

You should have included a fake link to a Rick Roll.

 

[EternitynChaos]

*Eye's The Date* 'Hmmmmmmmm'

 

[KinKrow]

*Eye's The Date* 'Hmmmmmmmm'

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I was actually gonna start offering design advice before going, "No. This is too good to be true."

 

[Zam138]

AAAAAARGH. Curse you Calendars! I thought this was reeeeal! TTuTT

 

[HypoSoc]

Top tier 1st gag. Funny, non obtrusive, original, not mean in the slightest.

 

[Iandude0]

I would unironically pay for that water bottle. It's aesthetically pleasing and I don't have to explain the words questionable questing to my DnD group. They'll just assume I'm ribbing them. xD

 

[Frakir's brother]

I would have bought the True Deviancy.

 

[Nicodemus]

You know, this isn't that bad of an idea if you want to one day do it.

I would buy the "Your anus may be in danger" one just for laughs.

The true deviancy shirt made me crack up, I would wear it.

Shame it is an April 1st joke.

 

[KinKrow]

not mean in the slightest

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Says you, I was gonna buy a couple of those.

I would unironically pay for that water bottle.

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It is indeed a sexy bottle.

Unfortunately for you your entire party are probably QQ'ers lol

I would have bought the True Deviancy.

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That was the one I thought could use a little work.

Crop it from being a rectangular image into a circle, and put a border around it that matches the sleeve colors.

Would have actually looked pretty dope.

 

[Zawar]

I would buy if it were legit

 

[Darth.Bill]

I would unironically pay for that water bottle. It's aesthetically pleasing and I don't have to explain the words questionable questing to my DnD group. They'll just assume I'm ribbing them. xD

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That's what you think, but then you show up and one of them is wearing one of the shirts.

 

[Nicodemus]

That was the one I thought could use a little work.

Crop it from being a rectangular image into a circle, and put a border around it that matches the sleeve colors.

Would have actually looked pretty dope.

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That would look pretty dope, but I think the background isn't needed.

I mean, it doesn't even have to be like that. You can easily remove the background and just have hands holding. Maybe if the skin color doesn't work, maybe have it be drawn in blue and pink or some such like those Obama Hope posters, but without the background.

Edit: Somehow it was missing the first sentence.

 

[Enigmatic]

Ah. So begins April Fools' Day, my most despised Holiday...at least this "prank" was decent.
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Now I wait until my inbox fills with alerts from fanfic authors I follow claiming they're abandoning their stories, quitting writing, killing themselves, etc.

 

[tehelgee]

I mean, it doesn't even have to be like that. You can easily remove the background and just have hands holding. Maybe if the skin color doesn't work, maybe have it be drawn in blue and pink or some such like those Obama Hope posters, but without the background.

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All the online t-shirt generators we could find sucked balls in actually making the designs look good. It seemed apparent that they were just overlaying the text/images onto a t-shirt template.

The drink containers do actually look pretty good, that generator was pretty nice.

 

[Doctor Heaven M.D.]

I hope to god this is an April 1st joke.

 

[Crazael]

I would totally by the "True Deviancy" one as a fridge magnet.

 

[Zam138]

I'll admit, I had to look up what the 177013 meant, even if I thought I knew what the picture was. Remembered, and the stupidest line popped into my head: "Welp, time for a nice cuppa PTSD in the morning."

 

[Nicodemus]

All the online t-shirt generators we could find sucked balls in actually making the designs look good. It seemed apparent that they were just overlaying the text/images onto a t-shirt template.

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I no shit know a Sgt in the Marines who does side work in decal making and shirt printing. She makes decent money doing it.

I think I'm going to make the shirt I described, should only cost me about fifty if I can get the design I wanted right.

I'll PM you with the picture of the end result if interested.

 

[Jedarol]

I'll admit, I had to look up what the 177013 meant, even if I thought I knew what the picture was. Remembered, and the stupidest line popped into my head: "Welp, time for a nice cuppa PTSD in the morning."

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someone made an alternate ending where theres a crossover with JJBA, might help with that.

Also, I wouldve totallt bought the Tanukis belong in the hot pot shirt, nice and subtle but a fun reference

 

[NuclearBird]

I have a feeling that this is just an April Fools joke, but on the other a small part of me hopes that this is real.

 

[Zam138]

someone made an alternate ending where theres a crossover with JJBA, might help with that.

Also, I wouldve totallt bought the Tanukis belong in the hot pot shirt, nice and subtle but a fun reference

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...wut?

 

[magic9mushroom]

Emergence is really more of a 4chan meme.

I wouldn't be averse to this sort of thing, though a bit more subtlety would be preferred. Kinda like how I have a notorious, horrifying scene from Saya no Uta as my desktop background, but it's only horrifying if you know the context. Of course, I get that it was intentionally made OTT for the sake of the joke.

 

[Zeushobbit]

Damnit April Fools! I really want that Drink Bottle, it looks amazing and I need a good metal one.

 

[LiteraryChangeling69]

It's not a gag unless I see no means of acquiring these promoted items. I will be waiting.

Spoiler: My patience power level

I waited until Paradosi got off his ass to continue writing his skyrim quest.

 

[Kakanma]

DAMN YOU culturally memetic joke holiday! DAMN YOU!

How dare you make the Mods tease me with stuff I want!

CURSE YOU April 1st! CURSE YOU!

 

[Student of Zelretch]

You laugh, but methinks someone should make a thread in ~30 hours to see if we want to co-ordinate & get a run of the water bottles done. Assuming they were under $30 before shipping, I could see buying at least one.

 

[Imabot]

Do you consider yourself a pervert? And proud to be one? If so... why not acquire some delicious hand-holding merchandise and show it off to everybody?

Now available online for a cheap cheap price of your offline reputation.

We have shirts!

Spoiler

We also have coffee mugs!

Spoiler

Replenish all those lost fluids with a dashing QQ brand water bottle!

Coming soon: QQ brand sex toys!

But wait... there's more!

If you purchase Questionable Questing merchandise, you'll get to join a private club where no one judges you. You'll be able to smile and look at the vanilla members of Questionable Questing with a superior elite look.

Not even the mods will be able to stop your elitism!

Click to shrink...

 

[Kiriel]

Shit, and here I was thinking "do you ship overseas?" before I remember what day it was.