Reformed, Returned, and Really Trying
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Marienburg as part of Poland with Prussia still around? Heresy! I don't love you as much now
Wait what? How is Brandenburg a part of Germany with a Prussia still around? Did the Habsburgs unite the German States instead of the Hohenzollerns? No but then Brandenburg would still be part of Berlin unless the Habsburgs conquered it from the Hohenzollerns....Did the Teutonic Knights form Prussia? So many questions....I would love background on this in the future.
How I accidentally conquered EuropeKatrina nodded with an eager expression. "Between your old foe's death and this Dark Lord, Britain is weak - ripe for the taking! And if we squash those blood purists, not only will we have a country as a base, but muggleborns all over Europe will flock to your banner! Oh, it's a plan worthy of you, Meister!"
Gellert's smile froze as two dozen wizards and witches cheered.
How to introduce yourself as a notorious criminal"Perfect! I'm Grindelwald. Gellert Grindelwald. I've come here for you."
"Albus told me so much about you!"
Mind Control: Tedious but RewardingGellert still hoped that they didn't have to do this with all of the Order members. That would be tedious.
How I halped Magical Britain!"I'm here to help!" he went on, as if he were telling them that they had won the lottery.
Diplomacy 101"Trust me, if I wished you harm, my Storm Wizards would have ambushed you outside!"
I am just awesome"We use a double of Harry Potter as a decoy, and then we ambush and massacre the Death Eaters when they attack the double!"
Cost Efficiency is important!Gellert blinked. "You don't take prisoners?" Albus had certainly grown more radical in his old age, he thought, but then, if the Death Eaters were all magically protected from interrogation, it would make no sense to take them prisoners only to kill them afterwards without having anything to show for all the effort.
It's how you do it that counts!
I LOVE YOU!!!WAKANDAPRUSSIA FOREVER!!
Marienburg as part of Poland with Prussia still around? Heresy! I don't love you as much now
Wait what? How is Brandenburg a part of Germany with a Prussia still around? Did the Habsburgs unite the German States instead of the Hohenzollerns? No but then Brandenburg would still be part of Berlin unless the Habsburgs conquered it from the Hohenzollerns....Did the Teutonic Knights form Prussia? So many questions....I would love background on this in the future.
How I accidentally conquered Europe
by Gellert Grindelwald
How to introduce yourself as a notorious criminal
by Gellert Grindelwald
Mind Control: Tedious but Rewarding
by Gellert Grindelwald
How I halped Magical Britain!
by Gellert Grindelwald
Diplomacy 101
by Gellert Grindelwald
I am just awesome
byBarney StinsonGellert Grindelwald
Cost Efficiency is important!
by Gellert Grindelwald
It's how you do it that counts!
by Harry James Potter
He was younger and might have been less crazy, then.This is hilarious.
Grindelwald being chipper and not quite understanding why everyone reacts to him so badly is great. And now I'm having hilarious visions of how the first war went...
This is hilarious.
Grindelwald being chipper and not quite understanding why everyone reacts to him so badly is great. And now I'm having hilarious visions of how the first war went...
I can't wait to see the decrepit old man loudly reminiscing about the first time he saw "that sexy young man Albus, after he'd graduated Durmstrang and went to go visit his great aunt Bathilda Bagshot. Buns of pure steel that Albus had, buns of pure steel. Could crack walnut on them, why he remembers that one time they did that very thing in Fleamonts parents winter cottage. Oh Harry, Albus told me that room eventually became your nursery. Very sad what happened there. But oh the happy happy memories that were made in that room a hundred years ago."
Happily chatting as he walks on, leaving all the kids behind him in frozen horror as they're unwillingly picturing it.
I honestly wish Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix had been about this lmao. They even named it Dumbledore's Army!To hide a secret Kampfgruppe under the nose of that odious witch, ready to take over the school, and then get rid of the witch by using the centaurs as stooges…
A führerbunker for Mrs. Weasley? Seems appropriate tbh"And a home needs to be protected," Grindelwald smoothly continued. "We're still working on the best way to move the decoy house underground."
Harry cleared his throat. "Ah, have you discussed this with Mrs Weasley?"
Snape...Snape...Seeeverus Snape.He'll pay. I mean, he'll be brought to justice. With extreme prejudice!"
The height of fashion really. Couldn't turn up to a party without one.Those metal cylinders filled with flammable liquid that muggles like to drop on each other. They were all the rage in Prussia last time.
Truly. "We just took a wrong turn you see. We didn't mean to capture Paris. And Dunkirk was just a complete and total misunderstanding. We wanted to ask for directions, not destroy the army. Although considering we cleared out those Royalist rebels for you, you should be thanking us really. You're welcome by the way."And once he had defeated Voldemort, explaining to the French that this was just a misunderstanding should be easy.
But it wouldnt be Luna's brand of Lunainescence if it wasn't so on the noseI do hope Molly moved all their belongings downstairs into the fortress.
Also gods damn Luna, you're deliriously awesome, but that article could have been written better.
I do hope Molly moved all their belongings downstairs into the fortress.
Also gods damn Luna, you're deliriously awesome, but that article could have been written better.
But it wouldnt be Luna's brand of Lunainescence if it wasn't so on the nose
This is definitely in the top 20 of the Harry Potter stories already. Did Snape know how much danger he was in when Gellert called him Albus's murderer?
Potter gaped again, then blinked and finally smiled. "Oh, no. Filch has an office full of torture instruments!"
Gellert smiled as well. Of course, Albus would have foreseen this! And if Snape had been telling the truth, then a little torture would only help his cover.
Ron's going to be pissed he missed thisPotter gaped again, then blinked and finally smiled. "Oh, no. Filch has an office full of torture instruments!"
With a hand on his face, and a lot of "Oh dear Merlin's", and "No Harry, stop encouraging him."
I don't know if I like more Harry enabling Grindenwald madness or Grindenwald believing he's doing the correct thing.
I had thought the HP fandom was no longer producing good stuff since everything just seemed to be an inferior version of an earlier story, a canon redux, weird ass AUs or just plain bad.
This proved me wrong. Wonder how Albus is reacting to this in the afterlife
With a hand on his face, and a lot of "Oh dear Merlin's", and "No Harry, stop encouraging him."
The obliviation scene was hilarious, I mean, it all was, but that had a great callback to A Black Comedy and the house elf obliviation bit.
Right. Well. That changes now. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3401052/1/A-Black-Comedy Highly recommended, 12 out of 5 stars.
EDIT: I'm sorry everyone that I just ruined his update speed, but since he's never read it, I think you all agree with me that it's deserved.
I'm really enjoying this story
Now if only people would start properly communicating
But that would take half the fun out of it.
I really do wonder if the French realized they were working with Voldemort or not. Maybe we'll find out at some point.
Certainly how the story starts out, but there's a plot to it I'd rather not ruin.My understanding was that the story is basically Harry and Sirius doing what they want in a new world, playing everyone there for fools and amusing themselves in various ways. Is that true?
Edit: Also, the update speed isn't affected either way - I wrote the story within a week in May, it has languished in beta-reading hell since then.