[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

The surprise came in the form of a tall, broad-shouldered man with the same warm blond hair as Katy and the same easy, slightly crooked grin that Mia had inherited.

Mercer Sith Junior stood in the courtyard of Beacon with a travel bag over one shoulder and a small, carefully wrapped package under his arm. When Jaune stepped out of the dorm with Mia on his hip, Mercer's entire face lit up.

"There she is," he said, voice rough with emotion. "There's my favorite little niece."

Mia blinked, then her ears shot straight up. "Uncle Mercer!"

She practically launched herself out of Jaune's arms. Mercer caught her with a deep, booming laugh and spun her around once before settling her against his chest.

"Hey, troublemaker. Missed you."

Jaune smiled, tired but genuine. "Didn't know you were coming."

"Surprise visit," Mercer said simply. "Had a few days free. Figured I'd come see the little spitfire and make sure Beacon hasn't corrupted her yet."

For the rest of the day, Mercer took Mia into Vale.

They rode the tram with the windows open so she could stick her head out and feel the wind. They bought ice cream (Mercer let her get the biggest cone the shop sold). They visited a toy store where he bought her a small wooden sword and a matching shield "just like Papa's." They fed the ducks at the park, and Mercer made ridiculous duck voices until Mia was laughing so hard she nearly fell over.

Every time she laughed — that bright, unrestrained, pure sound — Mercer went quiet for a second.

It was Katy's laugh.

Almost exactly the same.

He never said anything about it out loud. He just kept making her laugh again and again, as if he could somehow bottle the sound and take it home with him.

By the time they returned to Beacon in the evening, Mia was half-asleep against his shoulder, sticky with ice cream and clutching her new wooden sword like a treasure.

---

Before he left the next morning, Mercer asked Jaune for a private word with the girls.

RWBY and Pyrrha found themselves in an empty classroom with the door closed. Mercer stood with his arms crossed, looking every bit the protective older brother.

"I'm not gonna sugarcoat this," he said. "Katy left that little girl in Jaune's hands, and by extension… in yours. You're the closest thing she has to aunts and a mother figure right now."

His eyes moved from Yang to Ruby to Weiss to Blake to Pyrrha.

"I need you to promise me you'll look after her. Really look after her. Not just when it's convenient. She's all that's left of my sister, and I won't have her growing up without people who love her the way Katy would've wanted."

One by one, they nodded.

Pyrrha's voice was soft but firm. "We will. I swear it."

Yang cracked her knuckles. "Anyone tries to hurt her, they'll answer to me."

Ruby nodded hard. "She's family."

Weiss straightened. "She will be protected. You have my word."

Mercer's gaze lingered on Blake last.

"And you," he said, voice quieter but sharper. "I've heard the stories. I know what you used to be. I'm not here to judge the past… but I am keeping an eye on you. If you ever put Mia in danger — even by accident — you and I are going to have a very long conversation. Understood?"

Blake met his eyes without flinching. "…Understood."

Mercer held her gaze a moment longer, then nodded once. "Good."

He turned back to the group.

"Take care of her. That's all I ask."

---

Later, Mercer crouched down in front of Mia one last time, adjusting the little wooden sword on her back.

"You be good for your papa, okay?"

Mia hugged him tightly around the neck. "Come back soon, Uncle Mercer!"

He closed his eyes for a second, holding her just a little tighter.

"I will, kiddo. I will."

When he finally stood and walked toward the airship, he didn't look back until he reached the boarding ramp. Then he glanced once more at the small group watching him leave — Jaune with Mia in his arms, and the five young women standing protectively around them.

Mercer allowed himself a small, quiet smile.

Katy would've liked them.

He stepped onto the airship and didn't look back again.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune: "Professor, what did you call me for?"

Ozpin: "I need you to come up with contingency plans."

Jaune: "Contingency plans?"

Ozpin: "Yes, to defeat your teammates if they go evil or get mind controlled."

Jaune: "Huh? Why?"

Ozpin: "You have a fantastic strategic mind, Jaune. I'm sure you can do it."

Jaune: "So there are people who can mind control my friends? Shouldn't we focus on stopping them?"

Ozpin; "Oh we will, Jaune, we will. But if they get control of your friends first, it may lead to their deaths if we can't stop them non-lethally."

Jaune: "Shouldn't we have a contingency for me too, then?"

Ozpin: "Oh if you're turned evil we're all fucked, Jaune. It's just a case of a sniper round or a bomb in a birthday present for you. We have to get more creative with the others."

Jaune: "... I don't know how to feel about that."

Ozpin: "Good!"

Blake actually has plans like that for everyone including herself.

Jaune: "Plans that aren't just porn."

Blake: "... Now I have to start over."

Jaune: "Seriously why did you start making these?!"

Blake: "If I ever went evil again... You'll need to put me in bondage. And probably keep me at a low level of stimulation, just on the edge and calling me a worthless Faunus slave and-!"

Jaune: "OKAY, I'm good. Don't need to hear anymore"!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

About Damn Time

The Beacon vehicle garage smelled like oil, hot metal, and the faint ozone tang of Dust. Bumblebee sat in the center of the concrete floor like a sleek black-and-yellow predator waiting to be let off the leash. Yang was already elbow-deep in the engine, golden hair tied back in a messy ponytail, a smear of grease across one cheek.

"Hand me the torque wrench," she said without looking up.

Jaune passed it over. He had been relegated to "toolbox guy and occasional extra pair of hands," which suited him fine. Watching Yang work was its own kind of education—precise, confident, completely in her element. Every so often she would glance at him like she was about to say something important, then close her mouth and go back to tightening something with more force than strictly necessary.

He was, she had decided, the densest, most frustrating, most endearing idiot on the entire continent.

"Okay," Yang announced at last, wiping her hands on a rag. "She's ready for a test run. Valley road. Low traffic, good curves. You coming?"

Jaune blinked. "Me?"

"No, the other tall blond standing there looking useful. Yes, you. Hop on."

She swung a leg over Bumblebee and kicked the engine to life. The motorcycle purred like it was happy to see her. Jaune hesitated only a second before climbing on behind her, big hands settling carefully at her waist.

Yang grinned to herself. Perfect. Nowhere for the dense idiot to run.

- - -

The valley road unspooled beneath them in long, sweeping curves. Wind whipped Yang's hair back into Jaune's face. His grip on her waist stayed polite for the first ten minutes. By the fifteenth it had grown a little firmer, a little more natural. She leaned into the turns harder than she needed to, just to feel him adjust and hold on.

"You're quiet back there," she called over the engine.

"Just… enjoying the ride," Jaune answered, voice close to her ear. "You're really good at this."

Yang's heart did a stupid little flip. Say something, Arc. Notice something. Anything.

They never got the chance.

The Beowolf pack came out of the treeline without warning—six of them, drawn by the engine noise and the two living Auras cutting through the afternoon. Yang cursed, braked hard, and killed the engine. She and Jaune were off the bike in the same motion.

"Left side!" she barked.

"On it!"

It was messy, fast, and perfect.

Yang's fists lit up with fire. Jaune's shield caught a lunging Beowolf and turned it into a perfect setup for her haymaker. They moved like they had been practicing for weeks instead of hours—her aggression, his timing, the easy way they covered each other's backs. When the last Grimm dissolved into black smoke, both of them were breathing hard, standing almost chest-to-chest in the middle of the road.

Adrenaline still sang in Yang's blood. She turned to say something cocky—

—and Jaune kissed her.

It was brief. Almost clumsy. Just a quick, firm press of his lips to hers, warm and startled and real. Then he jerked back like he'd been burned, face going scarlet from the neck up.

"I—sorry! I'm sorry. I got caught up in the moment. That was— I shouldn't have—"

Yang stared at him.

Then she grabbed the front of his hoodie with both hands, yanked him down, and kissed him back properly.

This one lasted longer. This one had intent. When she finally pulled away, she left him dazed and still very red.

"About damn time, idiot," she said, voice rough with laughter and something softer.

Jaune's mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. "…Yeah?"

"Yeah." Yang bumped her forehead lightly against his. "I've been trying to get through to you for weeks.I was starting to think I'd have to draw you a map... Or kick your ass."

A slow, disbelieving smile spread across his face. "I've been… Um... Well... I was thinking of... Working up to it. Didn't want to mess things up."

"You almost did by taking so long." She poked his chest. "But you get points for the dramatic post-Grimm timing. Very heroic. Very you."

Jaune's hands found her waist again, surer this time. "So… does this mean I get to keep riding with you?"

Yang swung back onto Bumblebee and patted the seat behind her.

"Get on, partner. We've still got a whole valley to finish. And next time you kiss me, maybe warn a girl first."

She paused, glanced over her shoulder with a grin that was pure sunlight and mischief.

"…Or don't. I kinda liked the surprise."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The old guardhouse at the edge of Arcadia had been carefully remodeled into a cozy little farm shop, its thick stone walls now lined with shelves of preserves, smoked meats, and fresh baked goods. Tourists drifted in and out, drawn by the warm smell of woodsmoke and the hand-painted signs advertising everything from pickled vegetables to game meats. Nick and Isabel led Teams RWBY and JNPR inside, the bell above the door chiming softly. Orchid was at the shop counter, looking bored.

The teens went through the shop, peering at the items for sale.

Weiss stopped dead in front of a display case. "Fried Squirrel?!"

Nick only grinned, completely unbothered, as he offered them all some squirrel kebabs. "It's gamey, but it's great!"

Ruby stared at the skewered creatures with pure betrayal in her silver eyes. "But they're so cute!"

Yang wrinkled her nose, waving a hand in front of her face. "Ugh, the meat stinks!"

Nora, already chewing, offered a cheerful thumbs-up around a mouthful. "Om nom nom… No complaints!"

Ren took a measured bite of his own squirrel-on-a-stick, expression thoughtful. "When you live on the road… you learn to make do. Honestly, it's better seasoned than anything I was able to make."

Jaune chewed his portion with the calm of long practice. "I mean, it's not even the weirdest thing I've eaten either."

Weiss eyed him warily. "I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is the weirdest?"

Jaune's smile turned deliberately mysterious. "I'm keeping that a secret."

"Oh come on!" Ruby protested.

Yang had already wandered deeper into the shop, eyes wide as she took in the rows of glass jars. "Wow… look at all the stuff… they have… and all the pickled stuff… I didn't know you could pickle eggs… or beets… or asparagus?"

Ruby's attention snapped to a different shelf. "Oooh! Sooo many cookies!"

Jaune gently caught the back of her cloak before she could dive in. "Down, Ruby… maybe we'll get some for later."

"What's this 'Sith Farm' shelf for?" Blake asked.

"Oh, our neighbors the Siths sell a lot of their goods here!" Jaune said cheerfully, "They're our friends and have been for a thousand years!"

"A thousand years?" Blake asked in shock. Jaune nodded.

"Yeah! Cait Sith, the Faunus Thief of Albion, joined my ancestor Jeanne D'Arc and helped her defeat the Witch Queen of Argus! When she became queen of Radian, she made him a Duke!"

"A duke?" Blake snorted. "You made him a duke?! I don't believe it!"

Blake opened her mouth, clearly about to say something else, when Weiss scowled.

"Blake, so help me Breaker, if the next words out of your mouth have to do with Faunus and oppression, I'll tell Mister Arc how much you love working with the cattle dogs, and he'll make sure you're always with them."

Blake's ears flattened. "No! I was going to ask—"

A drawling voice cut across the shop.

"Well, well, well! If it ain't some Menagerian Pussy come around!"

Jaune groaned. "Mercer!"

A young farm cat Faunus man with a sharp grin, a leather jacket and a swagger walked up. He pulled Jaune into a hug. "Hey, Jaune, you keep shooting up like a weed!"

Jaune straightened, already moving into damage-control mode. "Uh, this is my friend, Mercer Sith Junior." He quickly introduced the others, though Mercer's attention remained fixed on Blake.

"And you… Menagerian Pussy… here to lecture us, I take it?"

Blake's eyes narrowed. "Wha—How did you—?!"

Mercer smirked. "You literally look like Blake Belladonna, princess of Menagerie."

"I'm not a princ—I mean—Who? What's Menagerie?!" Blake recovered quickly, ears twitching. "And there can be no princess of Menagerie because it is a republic!"

Mercer waved a dismissive hand. "Uh huh, which is why Ghira's been voted in as Chieftain for, what, almost ten years now?"

"Because he has been voted in by the populace, that's just it! And it's only been six years, not ten!"

Mercer's tone turned sharper. "Bah! I'm not lettin' some princess come here and tell Faunus we're being oppressed when your father's ruling with an iron fist!"

Jaune stepped between them, hands raised. "Hey guys! C'mon, let's all just have a nice day here at the market… please?"

Mercer paused, then huffed. "Hrm… Fine, Jaune. For you."

Blake's ears pinned flat. "You obey him even now?!"

Yang's voice rose in alarm. "Blake, no, nonono—"

"Mercer, hold back—!" Jaune started.

"DAMNIT BLAKE!"

Mercer's temper flared. "I WAS GONNA DO IT TO BE POLITE BUT IT SEEMS YOU'VE ALL THE MANNERS OF AN ALLEY CAT!"

Ren, ever dry, murmured, "Alley cats at least didn't start arguments unprompted."

"NOT HELPING, REN!" Jaune snapped.

Blake's chin lifted. "At least I removed my collar!"

Mercer's voice cracked like a whip. "THERE WAS NEVER A COLLAR T' BEGIN WITH YA DAMN PUSSY! WE WERE DUKES!"

"AND WHAT ARE YOU NOW?!"

"FARMERS AND NOT TERRORISTS!"

Isabel's voice cut through the shop like a blade of pure maternal authority.

"MERCER SITH JUNIOR! ARE YOU GIVING OUR GUEST A HARD TIME?!"

Mercer wilted on the spot. "…No, Ma'am."

Isabel folded her arms. "Good! Then you'd better apologize."

"…Sorry…"

"That's better."

Blake's lips twitched into a smug little smirk.

Jaune didn't even look at her. "You next, Blake…"

Isabel's gaze shifted. "Yes. Blake, please apologize."

Blake mumbled something unintelligible.

Isabel's tone sharpened just enough. "Blake…"

"…Sorry…"

"Good! Now, let's keep shopping, shall we?"

The tension eased as the group drifted deeper into the shop. Ruby's eyes lit up at another display. "Ooh, pheasant! Pheasant pheasant pheasant! How does it taste?"

Jaune answered without missing a beat. "Like less good chicken."

Isabel's head snapped around. "Jaune! It's not less good chicken!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Later...

Yang: *snort* "You have to come with contingency plans to stop us if we go evil? What kind of assignment is that?"

Jaune: "It's a special assignment but I'm working on it."

Blake: "I am working on it. I have many such plans ready. Including for you, Yang."

Jaune: "Blake, please, this is my assignment, not yours-"

Yang: "And how would you stop me if I went evil?"

Blake: "After I seduced you-"

Yang: "BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

Blake: "... After I seduced you-"

Yang: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Blake: "Stop laughing!"

Yang: "Haaaa... Seriously Blake? I'd have to lose my right arm before I ever thought of sleeping with you!"

Blake: "... While I was seducing you-"

Yang: "FAILING to seduce me-"

Blake: "My clone would sneak up behind you and hit you over the head!"

Yang: "... Seriously?"

Blake: "A sudden enough strike can overwhelm you before you get powered up."

Yang: "With what? A frying pan?"

Jaune: "A nerve strike would probably do it."

Blake: "Huh, good point."

Jaune: "Yeah, like right here." Precise nerve strike to Yang's neck

Yang: "URK!" She collapses like a doll

Jaune: "Oops... Um... My mom's medical training sometimes comes in handy..."

Blake: "Hmmm..."

Jaune: "Stop thinking weird sex thoughts! It's just to render someone unconcious painlessly-STOP IT!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Neo had mostly just been watching.

Cinder's orders had been clear: no harm was to come to the little Arc girl. Not yet. Not while they still needed their cover at Beacon. So Neo observed from a distance, silent and amused, as the tiny blonde Faunus tore through the academy like a one-girl natural disaster.

Then Mia tried to ride her tricycle down the stairs.

"WHEEEEEEE!"

Neo's eyes widened. Dear gods, this girl is going to get herself killed.

In a burst of shattered glass and rose petals of broken light, Neo appeared just in time. She scooped Mia out of the seat and shattered away again as the tricycle bounced, flipped, and tumbled the rest of the way down with a series of loud crashes.

Neo and Mia stared after it in silence.

"…Woooah," Mia breathed, eyes sparkling. "So cool!"

Neo just stared at her.

"Oooh! I wanna do something else cool!" Mia declared.

Neo blinked.

Later that same afternoon, Mia somehow convinced someone (Mint still wasn't sure who) to tie a scarf to a ceiling fan. She swung on it with pure joy—

"WHEEEE—!"

—and nearly sailed straight out an open window.

Neo caught her again, of course. This time she held the girl at arm's length and formed a simple sign with her Semblance:

You're quite the daredevil, aren't you?

Mia grinned. "That sign means nothing because I can't read!"

Neo looked at the floating letters, then at the cheerful little idiot in her arms. She tossed the sign over her shoulder with a silent sigh.

You're lucky you're cute.

Mia just giggled. "Heehee…"

---

A few weeks later, the adventurous spirit had vanished.

After the Beowulf incident, Mia had become quiet. Subdued. Neo found her sitting alone on her bunk in the JNPR dorm, knees pulled up to her chest, staring at nothing.

Neo shattered into the room without a sound, settled beside her, and gently pulled the little girl against her side. She placed a bowl of strawberry ice cream in Mia's lap.

Mia hesitated… then her sweet tooth won. She took a small spoonful.

Neo gently stroked her hair.

"…Papa's training with Grandpa," Mia mumbled. "He wants to be a hero… He asked me to be brave." She looked up, eyes big and uncertain. "How do you be brave?"

Neo gave her a small smile. She tapped a finger lightly against Mia's forehead, then against her heart.

Mia tilted her head. "Huh?"

Neo rolled her eyes playfully and pulled out her scroll, switching to the text-to-speech app.

"Learn what you can," the calm electronic voice said, "and always follow your heart."

"I don't know how to do that," Mia admitted.

Neo typed again. "For the first one: learn from your family and from school. Book smarts and training your body. As for following your heart… do what you always think is right. No matter what anyone else tells you."

Mia thought about it for a long moment. Then her face brightened.

"…I wanna eat ice cream!"

Neo's smile turned into a full gigawatt grin.

"Exactly."

---

When Neo walked Mia back into the common room a little later, Yang's eyes narrowed the second she saw them together.

"Hey," Yang said, frowning. "Wanna tell us when you're hanging out in the Booger's room?"

Neo gave her a smug look, leaned down, and pressed a quick kiss to the top of Mia's head. A new sign floated beside her:

Just practicing.

Weiss raised an eyebrow. "For what?"

Neo's grin turned positively Cheshire as she stretched. The sign changed.

For becoming Stepmommy.

(She had switched back to silent signs so Mia wouldn't understand. It was still too soon for that particular conversation.)

Pyrrha's smile was calm… and just a little terrifying. "I don't think you'll need to train for that."

Neo silently giggled, pulling Mia into her lap and petting her hair while the girl continued eating ice cream. Another sign appeared:

Ah-ah-ah. I don't think that's wise.

Before anyone could escalate further, Ruby blurred across the room in a flash of rose petals and snatched Mia right out of Neo's lap.

"Want cookies with your ice cream, Mia?" Ruby asked brightly.

"I SURE DO!" Mia cheered.

Neo pouted, holding up her scroll one last time. The text-to-speech voice chirped:

"Welp. There goes my fun. Bye-bye, Mia."

Then she shattered away in a cascade of broken glass and light.

"Awww!" Mia called after her.

Yang ruffled the little girl's hair. "It's alright, Mia. You don't need to worry about her."

But Neo, already gone, was smiling to herself in the hallway.

She wasn't done practicing just yet.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ruby had been vibrating with excitement for three days straight. "Comic Con Vale! It's the biggest one this side of Mistral and they're doing a full Starlight Brigade panel! Jaune, you have to come with me. Yang too!"

Jaune had caved immediately—mostly because Ruby's puppy eyes were lethal, and partially because he'd caught Yang trying (and failing) to sneak a worn Starlight Knights figurine back into her drawer when she thought no one was looking. He knew that look. He'd seen it on Orchid's face a hundred times.

Which was how Yang found herself being physically dragged through the convention center doors on a sunny Saturday afternoon, one arm hooked through Ruby's and the other reluctantly linked with Jaune's.

"I can't believe I let you two talk me into this," Yang grumbled, adjusting her sunglasses. She was dressed in her usual leather jacket and shorts, trying to look as unbothered as possible. "I'm only here for moral support. And maybe to make sure Ruby doesn't buy the entire dealer's room."

"Lies," Ruby sang, already bouncing toward the first booth. "You used to love this stuff! Remember when we'd stay up late watching Starlight Brigade reruns and you'd do all the transformation poses with me?"

Yang's face went bright red. "Ruby! That was like… ten years ago. I was a kid."

"So was I!"

Jaune glanced over with a small, knowing smile. "Nothing wrong with that. My sisters Verdy and Coral still build working replicas of half the mecha from that show. Orchid has an entire shrine to the limited-edition figurines."

Yang shot him a betrayed look, but there was no real heat in it. "Traitor. You're supposed to be on my side here, VB."

"I am," he said softly, squeezing her hand where Ruby couldn't see. "That's why I'm here."

The convention floor was a chaotic explosion of color—cosplayers in elaborate armor, vendors hawking everything from custom Dust-infused prop weapons to indie comics about Grimm-hunting heroes. Ruby vanished almost instantly toward a booth selling weapon props, leaving Jaune and Yang momentarily alone.

Yang's shoulders tensed as they passed a large Starlight Brigade display. A group of kids were reenacting the famous team pose, complete with glowing wristbands. She looked away quickly.

Jaune noticed. Of course he did.

"You okay?" he asked.

"Yeah. Fine." She crossed her arms. "Just… I used to be really into this. Like, really into it. Before Dad... Before I had to start taking care of Ruby full-time. I had the full collection of comics, the action figures, even a crappy homemade costume I wore to one of the tiny local cons back in Patch. Then life got… real. Raising a kid, training, punching bad guys. Nerd stuff felt like something I had to grow out of."

Jaune leaned against a pillar, watching her gently. "Sounds familiar. Katy used to tease me about how much I loved those old knight errant stories my dad told. Said I was going to get myself killed trying to be a hero instead of staying home and fixing tractors with her and Mercer."

Yang's expression softened. "Yeah?"

"Yeah. Turns out you can do both. Being a Huntsman doesn't mean you have to give up the stuff that makes you happy." He reached into his messenger bag and pulled out a small, familiar box. "Here. Brought something for you."

Yang opened it curiously. Inside was a brand-new Starlight Brigade enamel pin—the golden phoenix emblem of the team leader, polished and gleaming.

"I saw you eyeing that old one in your room," Jaune admitted, rubbing the back of his neck. "Figured it was time for an upgrade. And… maybe it's okay to let that part of you out again. Even if it's just for today."

Yang stared at the pin, then at him. Her cheeks were pink, but her eyes were suspiciously bright. "You big sap."

She clipped the pin to the lapel of her jacket anyway.

Ruby reappeared like a red tornado, arms full of merch. "Yang! They have the new volume of Ember's Edge—the one where the fire specialist goes full power! You gotta read it with me!"

Yang opened her mouth to protest… then closed it. She looked down at the pin, then at Jaune's encouraging smile, then at her little sister's hopeful face.

"…Fine," she muttered. "But only because Jaune bribed me with emotional support."

The rest of the afternoon passed in a blur of laughter. Yang dragged them to the mecha model contest (quietly geeking out over the articulated joints with Jaune, comparing them to Verdy and Coral's latest disasters). They watched the Starlight Brigade panel, where Yang found herself cheering along with the crowd during the climactic transformation sequence. Ruby nearly cried with joy when Yang joined her for the group pose at the end.

At one point, a little girl in a makeshift Yellow Starlight Knight-inspired cosplay (complete with yellow scarf and gauntlets) ran up for a picture. Yang froze for half a second—then dropped into a perfect combat stance beside her, grinning wide.

"Looking good, kid. Keep punching those monsters!"

The girl beamed. Yang's smile stayed long after she left.

Later, as the three of them sat on a bench sharing oversized pretzels, Yang leaned into Jaune's side.

"Thanks," she said quietly, so Ruby wouldn't hear. "For… pushing me a little. I didn't realize how much I missed this. Being able to just… enjoy stuff without feeling like I'm slacking on my responsibilities... Or being, ya know..."

Jaune slipped an arm around her shoulders. "You're allowed to have both, Yang. The badass fighter and the girl who secretly loves cheesy sentai shows. I like both versions."

She looked up at him, lilac eyes warm. "Yeah?"

"Yeah." He brushed a stray hair behind her ear,. "Besides… I think the nerdy side of you is pretty hot."

Yang's grin turned wicked. "Careful, Arc. Keep talking like that and I might fall for you~."

Jaune coughed and went bright red.

"Ah... Uh... Um..."

"Or maybe," Yang whispered, leaning in, "I already have."

Ruby, thankfully distracted by a booth selling cookies shaped like weapons, missed the way Yang pulled Jaune in for a quick, stolen kiss behind her back—soft, sweet, and full of promise.

By the time they left the con, Yang's jacket was covered in new pins, her arms full of bags, and her smile brighter than it had been in years.

She was still the unstoppable Yang Xiao Long.

But maybe—just maybe—she could be a little bit of a dork again, too.

And with Jaune beside her, it felt like the easiest thing in the world.

 

[dogbertcarroll]

Cluck Like a Chicken

Jaune struggled but Scarlet and Sun held him solidly in place. "This isn't funny guys!"

Neptune smirked. "It's not meant to be funny, we have a serious question and you are going to give us a serious answer."

"And you had to pin me to a wall to ask it?" Jaune demanded.

"Yes, because otherwise you would just duck the question," Sage said with a shrug.

"So you are going to torture the answer out of me?" Jaune asked, eyes widening in panic.

"Don't be silly, everyone knows torture doesn't guarantee truthful responses," Sun said, tightening his grip.

"Yeah, we have a much more reliable means of getting you to answer truthfully, whether you want to or not," Neptune said smugly. "Sage, hit it."

Sage stepped in front of Jaune and his aura flared in a repeating pattern. "Jaune, relax and be at peace."

Jaune just stared at him in disbelief not noticing his muscles going slack while the others all closed their eyes.

"We are all friends here, there is no need to be afraid, while we are a bit enthusiastic we would never really hurt you," Sage assured him as his aura pulsed like a heart beat.

"I suppose that's true," Jaune agreed his eyelids drooping a little.

"So relax, let go of everything that is holding you back, your worries, your fears, your restraint," Sage said in a calm soothing tone.

"Yeah," Jaune agreed straightening up as if he'd just removed a heavy weight from his shoulders, his aura beginning to pulse in tandem with Sage's.

"Jaune... I'm a friend, you can trust me, tell me which girl on the two teams in your harem is the one you are interested in?" Sage asked intently.

"And why can't you let another brother get some?!" Neptune demanded before he could answer, only to get smacked in the back of the head by Sage.

Jaune's eyes snapped wide open and unseeing while his aura blazed like a sun. "Let another brother get some? I'm not the one standing in your way, you are. You chase after anything in a skirt, not able to focus on one girl for longer than an eye blink, have no sense of commitment, don't even really see them as people so much as mobile platforms to carry their curves around."

Sun and Scarlet went flying as he flexed his aura. "The girls are not my harem, much as I wish they were, and each should demand your full attention and affection."

Neptune's aura dropped by a tenth and he rolled with the backhand that sent him tumbling along the ground.

"Each and every one of them is unique and awesome," Jaune said stepping forward as Sage tried pulsing his aura faster, trying to break Jaune out of it, only to get a foot to the gut that folded him over.

"Really the fact that you only put the bare minimum of effort to gain any of their attentions is an insult!" he growled out his aura dancing on his sword like flames.

"When did he get his sword?!" Neptune cried out.

"And as some of our instructors have said, 'Insults are training opportunities!"

An Hour later

Glinda entered the training room and shook her head at the damage and the demolished team, while Jaune snored softly as he laid on the ground, head on his arms, peacefully asleep.

After she'd gotten everything repaired and the teens sent on their way Ozpin entered. "What excuse did they give?" he asked curiously.

"A test of Sage's hypnotic semblance gone wrong," she replied, shaking her head.

"Technically true but misleading," he said with approval.

"And they have somehow managed to forget that we have cameras in here recording everything in case of accidents," Glinda said dryly. "The recording will no doubt cause even more relationship turmoil among the students, but there seems to be little that does not."

"Erase the recording," Ozpin said, "I think things will go smoother if certain facts are not know at this time."

"Gladly," she agreed, feeling a small surge of satisfaction at the thought that her bet on Yang winning Jaune would be much more secure now.

Ozpin nodded, his plans to insure their were strong future wielders of the silver eyes bloodline combined with the number of children the Arc family tended to produce making the future seem that much more secure... as well as his bet on Ruby winning the blonde himbo's heart. He'd bet quite a bit after all.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

- - -

The amusement park lights were still glowing in the distance when they finally stepped off the last tram into the quieter streets of Vale. The night air smelled like fried dough and summer. Yang stretched her arms over her head with a satisfied groan, the motion pulling her shirt up just enough to show a strip of toned stomach before it fell again.

"Hey, y'know this trip to the amusement park was pretty fun!" she said, grinning sideways at Jaune. "Plus, that restaurant was really awesome. Expensive too."

Jaune's ears burned. He had checked his Scroll balance three times before making the reservation and once more after paying the bill. "Y-yeah. I had to save up for it. Y-you really liked it, though…?"

"Hah! Of course I did!" Yang threw an arm around his shoulders and jostled him. "This has been one of the best nights of my life! Ten out of ten, for sure!"

Jaune's heart hammered so hard he was half-convinced she could hear it. He swallowed, planted his feet, and stopped walking. Yang took two more steps before realizing he wasn't beside her anymore. She turned, still smiling, only for the smile to slowly fade when she saw the serious look on his face.

"Yang." His voice came out rougher than he wanted. He reached out and carefully took both of her hands in his. They were warm and calloused from gauntlets and tools. "I-I think you're the most wonderful girl in the world. You're smart, funny, and really pretty. A-and I want to make every day this special between us."

Yang's lilac eyes went wide. "Jaune…?"

He squeezed her hands like they were the only solid things left in the world.

"Yang Xiao Long—will you let me be your boyfriend?"

Silence.

A streetlamp buzzed overhead. Somewhere far off, a car horn sounded.

"…Y-Yang?"

Yang's face stayed blank for one more heartbeat.

Then she snickered.

The snicker turned into a chuckle. The chuckle grew into full, bright laughter that made her lean forward and rest her forehead against their joined hands for a second.

"Heh. Is that why you've been nervous all day?"

Jaune blinked. "…What?"

Yang collected herself, still grinning like he'd just told the best joke she'd heard all week. "Jaune, you big goof! C'mere—"

She yanked him into a crushing hug before he could finish the sentence. The air left his lungs in a startled "Oof!" as strong arms wrapped around his ribs and golden hair filled his vision.

"We'll always be besties!" she declared into his shoulder, completely missing the way his entire body had gone rigid. "You didn't have to do all this for that!"

"B-but, I—"

"And I promise." Yang pulled back just enough to beam at him, hands still on his shoulders. "You'll always be my favorite boy friend as well."

Jaune's brain blue-screened.

"W-what?!"

"And who knows?" Yang continued, completely oblivious, already planning his future for him. "Maybe we'll finally get you some girl friends, too? Cuz otherwise your mom's gonna go nuts trying to find you a special somebody!"

Jaune stared at her.

The expensive dinner. The carefully chosen park tickets. The speech he had practiced in the mirror for a week. All of it had just been filed under "Best Friend Doing Something Nice."

He let out a long, quiet breath that was half laugh and half surrender.

"…I won't give up, Yang," he said softly. "I won't give up."

Yang punched his arm lightly, still radiant with friendly affection.

"That's the spirit!"

She turned and started walking again, already chatting about which roller coaster they should try next time, completely unaware that the boy beside her had just poured his heart out onto the sidewalk and was now quietly gathering the pieces back up for the next attempt.

Jaune followed after her, hands in his pockets, a small, stubborn smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.

Next time, he told himself.

He'd just have to be clearer.

Or louder.

Or maybe bring a sign.

Pyrrha Nikos, his partner, slid out of the hiding spot she'd chosen to watch over the date and easily matched his pace.

"She didn't get it?" Pyrrha asked, sympathetic. Jaune nodded, a small sigh escaping his mouth.

"No… But, ya know… Blonds, huh?"

Pyrrha smiled knowingly.

"Oh yes. I know."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Birdbrained

It started in the middle of a perfectly normal sentence.

"—and then I told the guy if he looked at my bike like that again I'd—"

Yang never finished the threat.

One second she was standing in the courtyard outside the dorms, gesturing emphatically with a half-eaten protein bar. The next there was a soft poof of golden light, a startled squawk, and a small, fluffy, bright-yellow bird where the brawler had been. The protein bar hit the ground. The bird flapped in mid-air for a second, looking deeply offended by gravity, then crashed into the nearest bush with an indignant cheep.

Jaune, who had been roped into listening to Yang's rant while carrying books from the library (Yang had made him), gaped.

"…Yang?"

The bush shook violently. A tiny golden head with fierce lilac eyes and a crest of feathers that somehow still looked like it wanted to punch something poked out. The bird glared at him. Then it opened its little beak and let out the most aggressive, high-pitched CHEERUP he had ever heard.

Jaune dropped his books.

"Oh my gods. Oh my gods. You're a bird. You're actually a bird." He dropped to his knees in front of the bush, hands hovering like he was afraid she might explode. "Okay. Okay, don't panic. I've got this. I've read about this. Sort of. There was a whole chapter on accidental faunus transformations in that old textbook—wait, no, that was different. You're not a faunus. You're just… bird."

The Yang-bird hopped out of the bush, puffed up to twice her size, and pecked his finger hard enough to make him yelp.

"Okay! Noted. Still you."

He carefully scooped her up in both hands. She was warm and ridiculously soft, all golden down and tiny angry talons. She immediately tried to bite his thumb.

"Hey—ow—stop that. I'm helping." Jaune stood, cradling her against his chest like she was made of glass and explosives at the same time. "We're going to my room. No one else needs to see this until we figure it out. And you're not flying off. I mean it."

Yang-bird made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a scoff.

Getting her upstairs without being seen was an adventure. She kept trying to wriggle free, then settled for shredding the edge of his hoodie with her beak while muttering continuous tiny complaints. By the time Jaune kicked his dorm door shut behind him, his sleeve looked like it had lost a fight with a very small lawnmower.

He set her on the desk.

She immediately knocked over his pencil cup.

"Yang."

Cheep. (Unrepentant.)

He sighed and started improvising. An old scarf became a nest. A bottle cap of water. Crumbled bits of the protein bar she had been eating earlier (she attacked those with extreme prejudice). Every time he tried to gently pet the top of her head she either leaned into it for half a second or attempted to remove a finger.

"You're really bad at being a helpless animal, you know that?" he told her, sitting on the edge of the bed so they were eye-level. "Most people would be freaking out. You're just… still trying to win a fight."

The bird paused mid-preen, fixed him with one bright lilac eye, then fluttered up and landed on his shoulder. She shuffled sideways until she was right against his neck, then tucked her head under his jaw with a tiny, exhausted little trill.

Jaune went very still.

"…Yeah," he said softly. "I've got you."

He spent the next two hours like that—talking nonsense, offering snacks, gently detangling feathers when she got them stuck, and pretending he wasn't completely melting every time she made a soft sound against his throat. When Ruby knocked to ask if he'd seen Yang, he panicked and claimed she was "in the shower, long story, don't come in." When Nora tried the door later he had to pretend to be napping with a very judgmental yellow bird glaring at him from the pillow.

At some point Yang-bird fell asleep on his chest, tiny body rising and falling with his breathing. Jaune stared at the ceiling, one hand carefully cupped around her to keep her from rolling off, and whispered,

"You're still the scariest person I know. Even like this."

The bird made a sleepy little noise that might have been agreement.

She turned back at 3:17 in the morning with another soft poof of light and a lot of limbs. One second there was a bird. The next there was a full-sized, very naked, very confused Yang sprawled on top of him.

They stared at each other.

Yang's face went through seventeen emotions in two seconds and settled on horrified realization. She then yanked his hoodie off, making him yelp, as she pulled over her body.

"…If you tell anyone," she said in a deadly whisper, "I will end you."

Jaune, bright red from the collar up and trying very hard not to look anywhere he shouldn't, only managed, "I—I built you a nest."

Yang buried her face in his shoulder and groaned.

"I hate this bullshit so much."

"…Do you want the rest of the protein bar?"

She lifted her head just enough to glare at him. Then, reluctantly, she started laughing—quiet and helpless and warm against his neck.

Jaune carefully pulled the blanket up over both of them and decided that, all things considered, this was still one of the better ways the day could have gone.

"... So... Um... When can I get my hoodie back-?"

"Shut up VB."

"Right, right..."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

What Kind of Person

---

Yang had been digging for months. Years, really.

Old mission reports at Beacon, quiet questions asked in the wrong parts of Vale, snippets from a drunk Qrow. Every lead on Raven Branwen ended the same way: smoke, dead ends, and the same bitter taste in her mouth.

Jaune found out the way he always did—by blundering into it by accident when he asked what she was looking for in the archives of the library. Out of... She didn't know, exhaustion maybe? She told him.

He didn't say much after. He just sat with her in the archives, his own errand forgotten, and said, simply:

"My family knows how to find people who don't want to be found. If you want… I can ask."

Yang had been skeptical. The Arc name was respected, sure, but Raven was a phantom. Still, she nodded once.

She shouldn't have underestimated them.

Aunt Irene (the one with the quiet eyes and the even quieter reputation) and Uncle Brand (financial genius and bruiser) made a few calls, pulled a few old favors, and three days later the Branwen camp was surrounded before the sentries even finished their morning coffee. The rest of the Arc Clan—Nick with that easy smile that never reached his eyes when family was threatened, Isabel with her doctor's calm, even Nana Arturia standing like a queen who had once commanded battlefields with her husband Shirou, he of Unlimited Blade Works —took Raven without a single shot fired.

They brought her to Radian, and Yang and Jaune traveled there. They landed at the airship port, and made it to the Arc Farms.

They held her in the yard behind the farmhouse, not roughly, but firmly enough that the message was clear: she wasn't leaving until Yang said so.

Raven's red eyes burned when Yang finally stepped forward.

"... Mom?" She whispered.

"You wanted to see me," Raven deadpanned. "What do you want?"

Yang hesitated. She felt Jaune at her back. She sucked in a breath.

"... Why? Just... Why did you leave us?"

Raven snorted.

"You and your father were weak," Raven said, voice sharp as her blade. "The only way to get strength is to take it. Join the tribe. Take what you want. We had a great empire once—until Vale crushed us with their logistics and their self-righteousness. Our path is the only way to survive in this dark world. There is no hope of victory... Not against the darkness. Just survival. That's all. If you wouldn't join me... I had to let you go."

The words hung in the air.

Yang stood there for a long moment, golden hair stirring in the breeze. Jaune's hand settled gently on her shoulder—not holding her back, just reminding her she wasn't alone. She sucked in a slow breath.

She clenched her fists, tensed as though for a fight.

Then she looked her mother in the eye and said:

"You know what? Thank you."

Raven blinked. "What?"

"Thank you." Yang's voice was steady. "I know exactly what kind of person you are now. And if you weren't that kind of person, you never would have left. Mom never would have met Dad. I never would have gotten Ruby." Her throat tightened, but she kept going. "And I love her. I love my mom. So… thank you."

Raven's face became unreadable.

Yang lifted her chin.

"Now do what you do best," she said quietly. "And leave."

The Arc family members released her. Raven stood free, staring at her daughter for a long, silent beat. Something complicated flickered behind her eyes—anger, calculation, maybe the faintest trace of something else. Then she drew her sword, carved a swirling red portal into the air, and stepped through without another word.

The portal snapped shut.

The yard was very quiet.

---

Later, after the family had given her space, Yang sat alone beneath the big oak at the edge of the property, knees pulled to her chest. The tears came quietly, the kind that had been waiting years for permission.

Soft footsteps approached. Jaune hesitated a few feet away.

"Hey… are you okay?"

He immediately grimaced and dragged a hand down his face. "That was stupid. Of course you're not—"

Yang shook her head. A small, watery smile pulled at her mouth. She wiped her cheeks with the back of her hand and looked up at him.

"You asked your whole family to drop everything and hunt down my mess of a mother," she said. "You stood there the entire time and didn't try to fight my battle for me. You just… stayed."

Jaune opened his mouth, closed it, and settled for a helpless little shrug.

Yang stood. The distance between them felt smaller than it ever had.

"I appreciate everything you've done for me, Jaune. More than I know how to say." She took a breath. "So… would you want to go on a date with me? A real one. No competitions, no family conspiracies, no crisis. Just us."

Jaune's eyes went wide. Then the brightest, most disbelieving smile spread across his face.

"Yeah," he said, voice soft. "I'd like that. A lot."

Yang's smile steadied. She reached out and bumped her fist lightly against his chest.

"Good. Because I'm done waiting for the universe to hand me good things. I'm taking this one myself."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Sindri Industries Data Sheet
Designation: Sindri Industries ASF-29 "Cavalier" Multirole Strike Fighter
Classification: Lightweight Multirole Strike Fighter / Carrier-Based Air Superiority & Precision Strike Platform
Role: Fleet defense, carrier air wing strike, interception, close air support, deep interdiction, and unmanned wingman coordination.
Manufacturer: Sindri Industries (primary airframe and systems integration)
Origin: Atlas

Physical Specifications

• Length: 15.8 m
• Wingspan: 10.9 m (folding outer panels for stowage)
• Height: 4.9 m
• Mass: 13.2 metric tons (empty) / 21.5 metric tons (combat loaded)
• Configuration: Twin-engine, single- or tandem two-seat, mid-wing multirole fighter with blended wing-body and reinforced carrier landing gear. Compact, high-agility design optimized for rapid cycling on carrier or air base.
• Armor: Lightweight titanium-ceramic composite with selective Hardlight Dust reactive plating over cockpit, engines, and vital systems. Emphasizes speed and energy retention over heavy protection.
• Powerplant: 2 × Sindri S-190 Dust afterburning turbofans + 2 x Nachfolger GM-142 Gravity Dust assist thrusters for STOL/VTOL landing.

Mobility & Performance

• Maximum Speed: Mach 1.9 (high altitude) / Mach 1.15 (sea level)
• Service Ceiling: 58,000 ft (17,700 m)
• Combat Radius: 1,100 km (internal fuel + standard ordnance); extendable with conformal tanks
• Maneuverability: Excellent instantaneous and sustained turn rates. High thrust-to-weight ratio and relaxed static stability give it strong dogfight performance against peer fighters while remaining stable as a weapons platform for precision strike.

Armament

• Primary Gun: 1 × Kuznets Ordnance "Charger" 25 mm autocannon (internally mounted, 480 rounds)
• Air-to-Air Missiles:– Wolpertinger Rocketry WR-33 "Gungnir" radar-guided medium/long-range AAM, Kudesnik & Käsityöläinen (K&K) IRM-4 "Yellowfin" infrared-guided short-range AAM
• Air-to-Ground:– K&K "Crocus" GR-18 short range AGM, Wolpertinger KhM-99 "Piledriver" Long range cluster munition AGM, up to 6 × Wolpertinger Rocketry UR-44 "Hive" 68mm rocket pods (19 rockets each; 114 rockets maximum), 1 x Pod Mounted Nachfolger Mk. IV 30 mm Autocannons (externally mounted, 605 rounds), up to 8,000 kg mixed ordnance: laser-guided, glide, and unguided bombs in various combinations.
• Optional Special Weapon: 1 × Odin Electronics LBH-2 "Odin Eye" Hardlight Dust Beam Cannon (external pod; high-energy precision anti-armor / anti-structure / anti-Grimm weapon, limited shots per sortie)
• Hardpoints: 9 external (wing and fuselage) + limited internal conformal capacity for low-observable loadouts when required.

Sensors & Avionics

• Radar: Heimdall IV AESA (look-down/shoot-down, simultaneous air and ground track, high resistance to jamming)
• Electro-Optical / Targeting: Yggdrasil Sensor Suite Mk III (advanced FLIR, Dust-signature scanning, laser designation, and reconnaissance modes)
• Defensive Aids: Integrated countermeasure dispensers (flares, chaff, and Dust-based decoys, jammers)
• C4I & Networking: Full Atlasian CCT Net C4I datalink for real-time interoperability, IFF, and shared targeting with warships, other air assets, sea and ground forces.
• AI System: WATTS (Wingman Autonomous Tactical Teaming System) AI core — enables seamless coordination with unmanned wingman units that can fly formation, extend sensor coverage, or prosecute secondary targets under manned control.

Crew & Variants

• Crew: 1 (single-seat standard) or 2 (tandem two-seat combat-capable trainer / specialized strike variant with dedicated systems officer)
• Key Variants:
• ASF-29A: Single-seat air superiority / multirole baseline
• ASF-29B: Two-seat precision strike and forward air control
• ASF-29U: Unmanned wingman configuration (optionally manned)

Key Features & Design Philosophy
The Cavalier was deliberately sized and configured as a high-performance multi-role light fighter that could be a supplement to the new Jormungandr-class Battle Carriers and as a replacement for multiple light fighters used across the Atlasian Federation. Atlas doctrine treats the Battle Carrier as the primary power projection naval asset; the Cavalier's role is to multiply that asset's effectiveness through rapid-response fleet defense, precision strike, and the ability to saturate an opponent with coordinated manned and unmanned packages. For ground based aviation, it would be a massive boon and would replace all existing legacy light fighters, enhancing Atlasian air defense and power projection as part of the "Improvement-84" Rearmament Program.

It is lighter, more agile, and cheaper to operate in numbers than heavier Valean designs such as the Tempest Viper. The design trades some raw payload and loiter time for superior acceleration, climb rate, and cycle speed. Hardlight Dust technology appears in selective armor and the optional Odin Eye beam pod, reflecting Atlas's technological edge without making the aircraft dependent on exotic systems for baseline performance. The WATTS AI system is the true force multiplier — allowing a smaller number of manned Cavaliers to control additional unmanned wingmen and maintain a denser combat presence than pure manned formations.

History & Service Notes
Developed as part of the Improvement-84 Rearmament Program, the Cavalier entered service as the standard multirole fighter for Jormungandr-class air wings and as a general replacement for light fighters across the Atlasian Federation.

Pre- Faunus War, Atlas operated a patchwork of light fighters and specialized interceptors from several manufacturers. Each type had its own unique engines, avionics, weapons interfaces, and maintenance procedures. The result was a logistical nightmare: multiple parallel supply chains that White Fang and other irregular forces quickly learned to target. Depots, transport airships, and forward arming points became high-value, soft targets. When those links were cut, entire squadrons were grounded for lack of the correct spare parts or munitions.

Sindri Industries was therefore given a clear mandate: produce a single, robust multirole airframe that could replace the majority of those light fighters across the Atlasian inventory and deal with peer and asymmetrical threats as part of the Improvement-84 Program. The Cavalier was the result, integrating neatly into the new Jormungandr-class Battle Carriers and the larger doctrinal shift of the Atlasian Military.

It is intended to operate in mixed packages: manned Cavaliers providing decision-making and high-value weapon employment, while WATTS-controlled unmanned units extend the engagement envelope and absorb risk-Especially against asymmetrical warfare. While heavier fighters exist, the Cavalier's multiple advances and ease of maintenance have made it a favorite of the Atlasian military forces and it has become ubiquitous on Atlasian battlecarriers and air bases.

The type has proven particularly effective in fleet defense screens and precision interdiction missions, where the Jormungandr Battle Carrier's heavy weapons and sensors provide the long-range picture and the Cavaliers prosecute the targets. Ongoing upgrades focus on further integration of the WATTS network and incremental improvements to the Yggdrasil and Heimdall suites, as well as new armaments integration.

Note: I revised the Cavalier. It is now the equivalent of an F-16 Falcon/F/A-18 Hornet, MiG-29 Fulcrum, or TIE-LN TIE Fighter-A multirole advanced light strike fighter with a long suit in technology and interoperability. Works fine on its own, even better when supporting heavy capital ships.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Nana's Wish

Jaune paced the hallway outside the hospital room like a man waiting for a battlefield report. His great-grandmother, Queen Artoria Pendragon — the legendary Saber Queen herself — had been admitted after a sudden collapse. The doctors said it wasn't immediately life-threatening, but at her age, every scare felt like it might be the last.

He needed her to believe he was okay. Happy. Settled.

Which was why he was currently standing in front of Yang Xiao Long, looking desperate.

"Please, Yang. I know it's a huge ask, but… can you pretend to be my fiancée? Just for today? Nana keeps worrying that I'm going to end up alone and useless. If she thinks I've found someone like you, she might actually rest."

"Why me?" Yang asked, raised eyebrow. Jaune coughed.

"Well, um, I would have asked Pyrrha but she's doing work with her agent and mother today and she couldn't get back in time. And Ruby..."

Yang clenched her fist. Jaune nodded.

"Yeah, exactly. Weiss... Yeah. I don't know Blake well enough, Nora..." He shook his head rapidly, and put his hands together as he bowed his head.

"Please Yang? I-I just... I want her to know I'll be okay if... If anything..."

Yang stared at him for a long second, arms crossed.

Then she grinned, slow and dangerous.

"Fiancée, huh? Bold move, VB. You sure you can handle me playing the part?"

Jaune's face went red. "I—I just need her to see I'm doing okay. You don't have to… you know… go full method acting or anything."

Yang's grin widened. "Too late. I'm committing."

"Oh man..."

---

They made it to the hospital in Vale, moving quickly from the receptionist desk to the intensive care ward. Jaune squeezed Yang's hand as they got to his nana's door.

"Let me go in first," Jaune said. Yang nodded. He entered the plainly decorated hospital room, Yang pausing at the threshold. The windows were open, letting in fresh air and warm sunshine.

Artoria Pendragon looked smaller in the hospital bed, hooked up to beeping sensors, but her green eyes still held that ancient, regal sharpness.

When Jaune walked in, she brightened.

"Jaune, my dear boy!" she said warmly, voice a little weaker than usual but full of love.

"Hey Nana," Jaune said. "How are you feeling? Where is everyone else?"

Artoria snorted.

"Oh, I'm fine. Just fine. Everyone else was hovering too much. I had them go off, handle things. I don't need nursemaids! The worst part? These barbarians won't let me have my tea! Can you imagine? What is the world coming to? No sense of propriety, no sense of tradition-"

"Or taste?" Jaune joked. He moved forward, pulling away briefly from Yang. He pulled a small thermos from under his armor plate with a smile. He handed it to his Nana, who took it from him gratefully. She beamed.

"Oh Jaune… You're so sweet." She looked over at Yang, lingering in the doorframe. "And who is this lovely young woman?"

Yang stepped forward with surprising grace, slipping her arm around Jaune's waist and leaning into him like they'd been together for years.

"Hi, Your Majesty. I'm Yang Xiao Long. Jaune's fiancée." She gave Artoria a bright, genuine smile. "It's an honor to finally meet the woman my fiancee admires so much… And a total badass!"

Artoria's eyes sparkled with delight. "Fiancée? Oh, Jaune! You've been holding out on me!"

Jaune laughed nervously, one arm awkwardly around Yang's shoulders. "Y-Yeah… Surprise?"

Yang played her role perfectly. She fussed over Jaune, straightened his collar, called him "sweetheart," and told Artoria embarrassing but endearing stories about how "reliable and kind" he was. At one point she even kissed his cheek.

Jaune's face stayed permanently pink the entire visit.

Artoria watched them with soft, misty eyes. "You two look so happy together. That's all I ever wanted for you, my sweet boy. To find someone who sees how bright your soul is."

Yang's teasing expression faltered for just a second. She glanced at Jaune, something softer in her eyes, before turning back to Artoria.

"He's a good one," she said quietly. "I'm lucky to have him."

"I…" He gulped and nodded, "I'm… Luckier."

"Well, you're good at sweet talking," Artoria chuckled, "You got that from your great-grandfather, you know."

"Nana," Jaune groaned. Yang giggled.

"I'd like to hear it!"

Artoria beamed.

"Well, it all started with my knights and dinner…"

When visiting hours ended, Artoria squeezed both their hands.

"Thank you for making an old woman very happy. Take care of each other."

---

The moment they were out of sight, Jaune let out a huge breath and turned to Yang.

"Thank you. Seriously. You didn't have to go that far."

Yang smirked, but there was a faint blush on her cheeks. "What can I say? I'm a method actor." She nudged him with her elbow. "Besides… it wasn't entirely terrible. Your Nana is awesome… And you make a pretty decent fake fiancé, VB."

Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, smiling shyly. "You were amazing. Nana really loved you."

Yang was quiet for a moment, then bumped her shoulder against his.

"…We should probably break the news to her eventually that we're not actually engaged."

Jaune laughed. "Yeah. Probably."

They started walking toward the airship docks side by side. Yang's hand brushed his.

"Hey, Jaune?"

"Hm?"

She gave him a small, surprisingly gentle smile.

"If you ever need a fake fiancée again… you know where to find me."

Jaune's heart did something complicated in his chest.

"I'll keep that in mind."

And for the rest of the walk, neither of them pulled their hands apart.

---

Back in the hospital room, Artoria Pendragon smiled knowingly as she sipped her smuggled tea.

"Ah… young love. They'll figure it out eventually."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune knocked politely on the door to Professor Goodwitch's office, Mia's small hand clutched tightly in his. The little girl bounced on her toes, still buzzing with energy from seeing her papa after his long training mission.

"Come in," Glynda's crisp voice called.

The door opened. Jaune stepped inside, still a little travel-worn, the short blond beard he'd grown during the week of woodland training with his father neatly trimmed but unmistakable. Mia waved enthusiastically with her free hand.

"Hi Miss Glynda! Papa's back!"

Glynda looked up from her desk… and froze.

Her eyes locked onto the beard. For a brief second her professional composure cracked. A faint flush colored her cheeks. She quickly lifted a stack of papers, holding them just high enough to half-conceal her face as she cleared her throat.

"Mister Arc. Welcome back." Her voice was carefully controlled. "I see your training was… productive."

Jaune smiled, rubbing the back of his neck. "Yeah. Dad put me through the wringer. Thank you, by the way—for looking after Mia while I was gone. And for all the other times you've stepped in. It really means a lot."

Glynda lowered the papers slightly, her expression softening despite herself. "You're very welcome. I… enjoy taking care of Mia. She's a bright child."

Mia tugged on Jaune's sleeve and pointed at his face. "Papa has a fuzzy face! I don't like it!"

Jaune chuckled. "I might shave it off. Everyone else seems to like it, though. What do you think, Professor?"

Glynda's mind promptly betrayed her.

In her head she was no longer in her office. She stood in a warm kitchen, heavily pregnant, wearing a simple apron over a soft dress. Strong arms slipped around her from behind. Bearded Jaune pulled her gently against his chest, pressing a slow, tender kiss to the side of her neck. She leaned into him with a happy sigh, one hand resting on her rounded belly. A slightly older Mia ran in and hugged both their legs, laughing.

"Uhhh… Professor?"

Glynda blinked hard, the fantasy vanishing. She straightened, cheeks still faintly pink.

"It's… ahem… perfectly acceptable," she said, voice a touch higher than usual. "Just keep it neat."

"Yes, ma'am."

Mia made a dramatic face. "Still yucky and scratchy! Especially when he kisses me!"

"Awww…" Jaune lifted her up and nuzzled her cheek with the soft beard. "Come on, I'm keeping it soft."

Mia giggled and squirmed. "It tickles!"

Glynda stared.

The second fantasy hit harder. She was his wife now. Jaune had her pressed gently but firmly against a wall, one hand on her waist, the other tilting her chin up. His bearded face was close, voice low and warm as he kissed her thoroughly—

"Uh, Professor?"

Glynda's eyes snapped back into focus. Her face was redder than before.

"…Get out of my office, Mister Arc."

Jaune blinked. "But—"

"OUT!"

Jaune wisely didn't argue. He adjusted Mia on his hip, gave Glynda a slightly bewildered but polite nod, and retreated toward the door.

Mia waved cheerfully over his shoulder. "Bye-bye, Miss Glynda! Love you!"

Glynda waited until the door clicked shut.

Then she slowly lowered her face into her hands and let out a long, muffled groan.

That beard was going to be the death of her.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

In a universe where Yang is a dog faunus, she has some issues one Saturday morning. Jaune hopes to resolve it... With a walk!

Written with @brinkleberry .

Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Fluff.

The Walk

Saturday morning light filled the shared common room, turning the kitchen island golden. Most of Team RWBY and JNPR were sprawled across the couches in various states of half-awake breakfast existence—Scrolls out, coffee in hand, the usual low murmur of conversation. Yang sat alone at the island with her back to them, methodically working through a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon. Her golden dog ears were relaxed, angled slightly back, and her fluffy tail hung in a loose, content curve behind the stool.

Jaune leaned against the counter, drying a mug, and watched her for a second longer than necessary. A slow grin spread across his face.

"Hey," he said, loud enough for the room to hear, "you guys wanna see something cute?"

Every head on the couch turned. Weiss looked up from her tea. Nora paused mid-bite. Blake's ears twitched with interest. Ruby and Pyrrha both leaned forward.

Jaune's grin widened. He kept his eyes on Yang's back.

"I was thinking of going on a walk later."

Yang's left ear flicked once. Then both ears tilted, just a little, toward the sound of his voice. Her tail gave the tiniest, almost invisible twitch. She kept eating, determinedly casual.

Jaune's voice stayed light. "Yeah, I think I'm gonna go take a walk soon."

The tip of Yang's tail began to sway. Slow at first, then a little faster. Weiss clapped a hand over her mouth so hard her eyes watered. Nora's face lit up like a festival.

"That's great!" Nora stage-whispered, stars in her eyes.

Blake smirked over the rim of her coffee. "And after that, Jaune?"

Ruby was already giggling into her pillow.

Jaune hummed like he was considering the day's schedule. "After that, maybe I'll play some basketball."

Yang's tail kicked into a steady, happy wag. The motion was so vigorous the stool creaked. Pyrrha covered her smile with one hand and whispered, almost reverently, "That's adorable."

Ruby, never one to miss an opportunity, added brightly, "Maybe we can all get some food after that?"

Yang's tail went into overdrive—full, sweeping wags that made the fluffy golden fur blur. She was still trying to eat. The fork in her hand had stopped moving.

Jaune opened his mouth for one more casual comment—

—and Yang's hand shot back, grabbed her own traitorous tail, and pinned it against the side of the stool. She twisted around on the seat, face scarlet, and fixed him with a glare that could have melted steel.

Jaune immediately put both hands up in surrender, laughing. "Sorry, sorry. I can't help it. It's really cute."

"Yeah, w-well," Yang muttered, ears flat with embarrassment, "I'm trying to eat here."

The couch dissolved into poorly hidden snickers and whispered commentary. Yang turned back around with as much dignity as a blushing dog Faunus could muster and finished her breakfast in pointed silence.

Later, when the others had drifted off and Jaune was alone at the sink washing the last of the plates, he felt a gentle tug at the edge of his shirt.

He turned.

Yang stood there, ears angled shyly downward, tail giving tiny, hopeful little swishes she clearly couldn't stop. She wasn't looking at him. Her face was still pink.

"…Still up for a walk outside?" she asked, voice quiet.

Jaune's brain short-circuited so hard he was pretty sure he saw actual cartoon hearts.

SO CUUUUUTE—

He managed to keep his voice only mostly strangled. "Y-Yeah, sure! Give me a second!"

Yang's ears perked. Her tail gave one big, unrestrained wag before she caught herself and forced it still. She still wouldn't meet his eyes, but the smallest smile tugged at the corner of her mouth.

She suddenly held something out.

Jaune looked down.

A worn collar and leash.

He stared.

Yang's expression was carefully neutral, but the tip of her tail betrayed her. "…It's Zwei's."

Jaune's mouth opened. Closed. He knew exactly what she was doing—escalating the joke he'd started. He could have shut it down. Instead he tilted his head.

"Well… how will people know you've had all your shots? I mean, there might be a leash law."

Yang's ears flicked. For a second she looked like she might actually put the collar on just to win.

Then she snorted, tossed both leash and collar into the sink with a clatter, and pointed at them.

"For when you get back. Clean it. You're already doing the dishes."

"Isn't that a chore you mainly put on Ruby?"

"Yeah, but I feel bad."

Jaune gave her a teasing grin. "But not bad enough to not put it on me?"

Yang grinned right back, already heading for the door with her hands in her pockets. "Nope. Meet you outside!"

Jaune sighed theatrically at the sink. "Work, work, work…" Then he dried his hands and followed.

Outside, Yang was leaning against the wall of the dorm building, one boot hooked behind the other. When she saw him she pushed off and smiled.

"Yo. Where to?"

Jaune considered. "Well… I was thinking… the Initiation cliff?"

Yang's tail immediately started wagging harder. That was the furthest point from the school! That's so much walk time! Huzzah! "I can get behind that."

"You're going to be in front though," Jaune said, then immediately regretted the attempt at a joke. "You know, for a walk and… uh…"

He groaned at himself.

Yang narrowed her eyes, shifted her weight to one hip, and crossed her arms. "And…?"

"Annnd… h-hey! Let's just get going!" Jaune grabbed her hand and tugged her forward before he had to explain the extremely lame dog-walking joke. Yang rolled her eyes but let herself be pulled. Just this once.

They cut across the Beacon grounds, past the training fields and into the older ruins that ringed the cliffs. Ancient stone walls and half-collapsed towers rose around them, overgrown with moss and wildflowers. The air smelled of pine, pollen, and distant rain.

Jaune, ever the history nerd when he got going, gestured at the weathered stones. "This all used to be a Quitalan fortress city thousands of years ago. I think it was called Lumens. Oobleck was talking about it yesterday in class. Like, can you imagine having to fight the Grimm without Dust? Just shield, sword, javelin, Aura, and courage? And building all this without machines was amazing…"

He looked like a little kid again, eyes bright.

"And over there, that's some of those…" He does a double take when he notices his friend wasn't with him anymore. "Yang?"

Yang had gone quiet.

Jaune glanced over. "…What?"

Yang was sniffing the air, nose wrinkled. "…Someone shit here. Not too long ago. Like, not an animal, an actual person."

Jaune's face fell. "Way to ruin the moment."

"Sorry, huh? Something about Oobleck?"

He sighed, then laughed in spite of himself.

"What?" she said, blinking.

"I'm serious! I swear I was listening!" she added quickly, ears flicking upright in protest.

Jaune only grinned, slow and teasing. "Uh huh."

"I was!"

"Oh look," he said lightly, pointing past her shoulder, "is that a squirrel by that Doric column?"

Yang's ears perked hard on top of her head. She forced herself to keep her eyes on him anyway. "…N-Nuh uh."

"Two squirrels," Jaune continued, completely deadpan. "And they're talking shit about you."

"You can't talk to squirrels," Yang muttered, though her eyes had already narrowed with suspicion. "You wouldn't know that."

"They're always talking shit. They're squirrels. They're bastards—" He leaned in conspiratorially. "One has a tennis ball!"

Yang whipped around so fast her hair swung out behind her.

There were two squirrels. There was absolutely no tennis ball.

When she turned back, Jaune was already laughing so hard he had to brace a hand on his knee.

She punched his shoulder.

"OW!"

"You dick! I believed you!"

"Hey!" Jaune wheezed, still laughing. "I only lied about the tennis ball!"

"That was the part I cared about!"

He wiped at his eyes, trying (and failing) to sober up. "All right, all right… sorry…"

Yang huffed and crossed her arms, ears still angled back in residual embarrassment. "Hmph! How about I mock you? 'Look at me! I'm a human! I build civilization and contemplate my mortal existence and pay taxes!'"

"You do all that too," Jaune pointed out.

"Not taxes. Only bitches do that."

Jaune snickered. Then his eyes suddenly lit up. "Heh… oh hey! A butterfly!"

He took off after it down the path.

Yang threw her hands up. "Now who's playing fetch?!"

"I think it's a Ratzer's Ringlet!" Jaune called over his shoulder, already half-jogging. "They're super rare!"

Yang rolled her eyes and followed at a more leisurely pace, hands in her pockets. "Really? I thought it was a butterfly."

"It's a kind of butterfly!"

She let him go, content to trail behind and simply breathe. The air out here was better—cleaner, full of pine and sun-warmed stone and a hundred little scents she didn't have names for. Liking walks had nothing to do with being a dog Faunus, okay? It was just… a good way to clear her head. Experience new scents–SIGHTS! New sights! Yeah, that was it…

Jaune was still narrating ahead of her, voice bright with genuine enthusiasm. "They're super rare and they follow Remnant's magnetic field and they pollinate flowers and can dodge bats—"

A bird dove out of nowhere, snapped the butterfly cleanly out of the air, and flapped off without ceremony.

Jaune stopped dead. "…Dick."

Yang caught up and watched the bird disappear with a shrug. "I guess that bird is faster than a bat."

"Stupid bird…" Jaune grumbled.

"Ah well. Plenty of butterflies in the sky, as they say."

"Yeah, I know… and I guess I'm just being… immature. It was really cool—" His voice suddenly jumped as he rushed forward. "OH LOOK!"

Yang's ears and head snapped up so fast she nearly gave herself whiplash. She spun around, ready for another squirrel, another tennis ball, another lie, dashing after him—

—and then the trees fell away.

They stepped out onto the open cliffs.

The valley stretched out beneath them in a wide, green sweep. White-capped mountains framed the far edges. Vale itself gleamed in the afternoon sun, a scatter of white and glass under a sky so blue it almost hurt to look at.

Yang's voice came out quieter than she meant. "…Nice."

"Yeah…" Jaune said beside her. Both of them silently sat down next to each other.

A beat passed.

"I can't imagine a better sight…" he added softly.

Yang glanced over—and realized he wasn't looking at the valley at all. He was looking at her.

She did a double take, then broke into helpless giggles, one hand coming up to cover her mouth.

"C-Could you… be any more corny…?"

Jaune didn't answer with words.

He simply held up the crumpled little bag of candy corn he had apparently been carrying this entire time.

Yang took one look at it and completely lost it—snorting, wheezing, nearly doubling over as the laugh punched out of her.

"Oh my… oh my gods… where… how long have you been holding on to that?"

"Don't ask. I tried carrying a corn cob in a plastic bag but… that didn't uh… work out." He shrugged and tossed the bag of candy corn over his shoulder. "Ah well. Got the bit done. Mission accomplished."

Yang's head snapped around so fast her ears bounced. She watched the bag arc through the air and land in the grass.

"A-Anyways, yeah. Corn on a cob, in a plastic bag, got me really weird looks and would've been awkward carrying everywhere and—… Yang?"

Jaune does another double take when he notices she was gone… again.

A second later, she crawled back beside him, holding out the bag of candy corn to him.

"Here ya go! You dropped this."

Jaune stared at the bag. "…Well… it's really no good. And it's candy corn, so nobody is going to want to eat it."

He tossed it again.

Yang's eyes tracked it the entire way. She was already moving before it hit the ground.

"Anyways, yeah. I'm still kind of bummed about that butterfly. It was a really rare one, and–…"

He stares at her, at her bright eyes and wagging tail… and the bag of candy corn in her hands. He takes it from her, and while looking her in the eyes, he throws it behind himself… again.

Yang tries not to watch it fly through the air, but Jaune could see the way her gaze would break, just a bit. "…You're not gonna go after it?"

"S-Shut up."

Jaune waits. Yang waits. She stares into his eyes, trying to fight the urge to go fetch get the bag. But eventually…

"…I'mgonnagogetit…"

Jaune smirks. "Sorry, wha? I didn't catch that–"

"I'MGONNAGOGETIT!"

He watches her go, a helpless smile tugging at his mouth. "Heh… so cute…"

"I HATE YOU BY THE WAY!" Yang yelled over her shoulder as she snatched the bag up for the second time.

"And so immature," Jaune murmured fondly, shaking his head. "She hasn't changed…"

"YOU SUCK!"

While she was busy he spotted a particularly straight, sturdy stick half-buried in the leaves. He picked it up and turned it over in his hands. It really did look like a sword.

Yang stomped back, grumbling, candy corn bag clutched in one hand. She plopped down beside him without meeting his eyes and thrust the bag out.

"Here… your stupid candy corn…"

Then she noticed the stick.

"…Cool stick. Looks like a sword."

Jaune smiled down at it. "It is really cool… No, no. It's silly. I'm eighteen. I shouldn't get excited over a stick."

Yang looked at him like he had grown a second head. "You kidding? It's a stick that looks like a sword. That's awesome!"

The sincerity in her voice made him soften. "Well… it is pretty awesome." He glanced at her. "I'm glad you're smiling again, Yang. You were a little down for a while…"

Yang's ears drooped. She curled in on herself a little. "It's… it's silly. Actually silly this time, unlike that stick."

"Well… I can listen."

She mumbled something toward the ground.

"What?"

"…I had a dream," she admitted, voice small, "where I was a cat Faunus."

Jaune snorted. "What?!"

"I know, right?! Why would I dream something so stupid?! Dogs are way better than cats!" She stiffened, ears flicking upright in panic. "BUT I'M NOT A DOG! I just… think they're cooler!"

"They're way cooler," Jaune agreed easily.

He reached out and scratched gently behind one of her ears.

Yang's whole posture changed. "Right?!" She sat up proudly for half a second before the words started tumbling out again. "But then I went out for a run and the universe decided it'd be funny to make it rain only during my run because the second I got back it stopped raining, then the mailman decided to be a little shit—did you know Beacon has a mailman? That's crazy, do you realize how big this place is?—then this other dog Faunus from Shade tried to get on my treadmill when I wanted to finish my workout even thought everyone knows that one is mine and we both got kicked out and—"

She stopped mid-rant the moment his fingers found the perfect spot. Her eyes fluttered shut.

"Ooooh, yeahhh… that's the spot…"

Jaune chuckled. "So cute…"

Yang only hummed and tilted her head to give him better access.

"I brought jerky," he said after a while. "You want some? Tangy's trying to push this new product with her PMC, but it's beef."

"Yyyyyyessss…." Yang's voice was pure bliss. One of her folded legs twitched and thumped once against the ground before she could stop it.

Jaune opened the package and handed her a strip. She took it, gave it a long sniff while he kept scratching, then frowned.

"There's more than just beef in here, is there?"

"Maybe lamb?"

"Ah! That would explain that other smell!" She took a bite, chewed once, and immediately spat it out. "PTUH! EW! This tastes nothing like what you just said! How do I smell beef and lamb but taste dish detergent and earwax?!"

Jaune sighed. "Well, this sucks. Tangy's going to murder this guy for shitty jerky."

Yang paused. "…Oh wait. I forgot. I hate jerky."

"She still might kill him."

A beat of silence.

"…You stopped scratching."

Jaune smiled, soft and fond, and got back to it. "Work, work, work…"

Yang's eyes closed again, a small, content smile on her face. Then they snapped open. She smells something. Her ears perked straight up.

"Hey Jaune, look!"

A butterfly—one of the same rare-looking ones from earlier—drifted down on the breeze and landed delicately on the tip of her nose.

Yang went cross-eyed trying to look at it. She stayed perfectly still, tail sweeping slowly back and forth through the grass. After a moment she closed her eyes and beamed, the expression bright and unguarded.

"Hmm… butterfly…"

Jaune made a quiet, strangled sound in the back of his throat.

SO CUTE—

He kept scratching behind her ear while the butterfly rested on her nose and Yang's tail wagged in lazy, happy arcs.

She was really glad he had made that joke earlier.

 

[dogbertcarroll]

Puppy Dog Silver Eyes

"Ruby you need to stop," Yang said hiding the trace of jealousy she was feeling.

"Yes, it is completely unfair," Blake agreed with a glare, not hiding a thing.

"What is?" Ruby asked confused.

"Using puppy dog eyes on Jaune," Yang said firmly. "He has seven sisters and somehow is still completely vulnerable to them. It's unfair to him."

"And racist!" Blake added, as the group ignore her, not wanting to hear whatever crazy theory she came up with this time.

"I'm also worried he doesn't actually have a limit to what he will do under their effects," Pyrrha said, having called them all together to stage an intervention and cursing herself for never having developed the ability.

"If you want to be treated as an adult you can't use wide eyed looks to manipulate men," Weiss said firmly.

"What if it's an emergency?!" Ruby demanded.

"If it's an actual emergency sure," Yang said, "but if it isn't I'll... mess with the sights on Crescent Rose."

"You monster!" she clutched her baby to her chest, her voice filled with horror.

The fall of...

The city was in flames, explosions were going on all around them as the civilians panicked. Low on aura and ammo both, team RWBY paused to catch their breath as a locker slammed into the ground near them and a near concussed Jaune stumbled out.

Seeing the calamity surrounding them and recalling what Pyrrah has said, Ruby having no options and rapidly developing PTSD grabbed Jaune and stared up at him wide eyed. "Fix please!"

"How? What?" he asked confused.

Ruby waved a hand at the chaos surrounding them. "Fix please!" Her eyes glowed with silver light.

Jaune's posture stiffened as the silver light mixed with his aura and he straightened up, his eyes regaining their focus.

Half an hour later

The entire city was deathly silent, everyone staring around them in shock, bits of grimm dissolving as white fang members had been inserted into them... rectally, causing a mass exodus of both grimm and terrorists.

Jaune looked completely warn out as he leaned against a wall, Pyrrah laying with her head in his lap, unconscious.

Ruby turned to look at Yang cautiously while clutching her scythe. Yang nodded once and Ruby relaxed.

"I still say it's racist," Blake muttered under her breath.

0o0o0o0o0o0

Glinda looked at Ozpin. "The power of the silver eyes?"

"Maybe?" he shrugged in complete confusion. "I'm going to go drink until I reincarnate far from here."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Odysseus Aerospace VFA-55 "Phoenix" Heavy Strike Fighter
Designation: Odysseus Aerospace VFA-55 "Phoenix"
Classification: Heavy Multirole Strike Fighter / Land-Based Air Defense & Strike Platform
Role: Base and regional air defense, heavy close air support, bomber and gunship escort, deep interdiction from land bases, anti-Grimm saturation
Manufacturer: Odysseus Aerospace Company
Origin: Vale

Physical Specifications

• Length: 21.6 m
• Wingspan: 14.8 m
• Height: 5.8 m
• Mass: 23.0 metric tons (empty) / 39–43 metric tons (combat loaded)
• Configuration: Twin-engine, tandem two-seat heavy strike fighter. Engine layout: twin-engine arrangement with widely spaced intakes and 2D thrust-vectoring nozzles. Large fixed wing optimized for payload, range, and energy performance from land bases.
• Armor: Moderate layered titanium-carbon composite with reinforced belly and wing-root protection for low-level CAS.
• Powerplant: 2 × Odysseus OA-290 Dust afterburning turbofans with 2D thrust-vectoring nozzles, 2 Wayland G-22 Gravity Dust Projectors for VTOL/STOL.

Mobility & Performance

• Maximum Speed: Mach 2.35 (high altitude) / Mach 1.35 (sea level)
• Service Ceiling: 61,000 ft (18,600 m)
• Combat Radius: 1,450–1,650 km depending on loadout
• Maneuverability: Strong energy fighter. Excellent acceleration, climb, and sustained turn performance at speed. 2D thrust vectoring improves pitch authority and high-alpha control, especially useful in loaded configurations and low-altitude work. Not a pure instantaneous dogfighter, but difficult to escape in a vertical or energy fight.
• Field Performance: Designed for established air bases and improved forward strips with limited field and road landings.

Armament

• Primary Gun: 1 × Winchester Armaments 20 mm rotary cannon in chin-mounted mechashift turret (999 rounds)
• Optional Secondary Guns: 2 × Winchester Arms GPU-3 30 mm Cannon Gun Pods (569 rounds each) on hardpoints
• Hardpoints:10 external hardpoints (Mechashift quick-release pylons) plus 2 internal conformal bays
  • Ground Attack Ordnance: Up to 8 × 70 mm unguided rocket pods (152 rockets total) or 8 × 500 kg high-explosive laser-guided Dust bombs or 12 × 250 kg high-explosive laser-guided bombs or 6 × 1,000 kg high-explosive laser-guided bombs or 14 × 200 kg cluster munition bombs (total capacity 12,000 kg)
  • Precision Missiles: 10 × Wallace Arms WAM-19 "Stormlance" radar-guided air-to-air missiles or 14 × IAM-7 Orko Aerospace "Nirah" heat-guided air-to-air missiles or 10 × Taranis Arms WAM-22 "Harpe" radar-guided air-to-ground missiles or mixed loads
  • Additional: External Dust fuel tanks, Prende Techtronic "Redeye" external sensor pods, Prende Techtronic XZAP-19 Optical Laser Pod (experimental)
• Defensive Systems: Smoke/flare/chaff dispensers, Njord QSA-440 ECM jammer suite

Sensors & Avionics

• Radar: Taranis-Orko Electronics Company AESA "Alatyr-II" (tracks 60+ air and ground targets simultaneously at 200+ km range)
• Sensor Suite: Orko Electronics "Deadeye-II" multi-spectrum package (thermal, Dust-signature, motion tracking, and low-light imaging) with computer assisted targeting optimized for Grimm weak points
• Data Link: Secure real-time uplinks to CCT Net relays, airships, VDF infantry and vehicles, and embedded Hunter teams

Crew

• 2 (Pilot + Weapon Systems Officer). Essential for managing the heavy sensor and weapons load across air-defense, strike, and complex CAS missions.

Key Features & Design Philosophy
The Phoenix is Vale and Odysseus Aerospace's most advanced combat aircraft to date. Founded by a Hellenic immigrant to Vale, the company earned its reputation building some of the best fighter-bombers of the Great War and has continued to supply the Valean Defense Force with capable, practical designs ever since.

Where the Tempest Viper covers the naval and long-range outer air battle, the Phoenix is the land-based heavy strike fighter. It is a large, powerful energy fighter and "missile-and-gun truck" built around shared Valean weapons and sensors. It prioritizes payload, sensor reach, combat persistence, and the ability to escort slower assets such as Dragonet gunship-bombers while still delivering heavy ordnance or defending airspace from established bases. While slightly less gun-oriented than other Remnant combat aircraft, it can still carry an impressive gunnery load and its chin-mounted turret gives it an exceptional advantage in maintaining fire on Grimm or enemy aircraft. It also has an exceptional sensor suite and missile load, allowing it to dominate at long range and provide data via CCTnet Datalink to allied units.

2D thrust vectoring gives it improved pitch control and low-speed handling when heavily loaded, supporting both energy fighting and accurate weapons delivery in the CAS role. It is not intended to out-dogfight lighter pure air-superiority types, but it can sustain high-energy engagements and still put a very large volume of fire or bombs on target. Due to its high performance and advanced technology, while it can land/take off from fields or even highways, it it more difficult to maintain and resupply than older fighters such as the venerable Tempest. As the fighter becomes more common it is expected this will change, though production is slow due to budgetary reasons.

Relationship to the Tempest Viper

• Tempest Viper: Carrier-capable, variable-geometry, strong fleet air defense and flexible deep strike, VTOL-capable.
• Phoenix: Land-based, maximum payload and sensor power, optimized for air defense, heavy CAS, and escort of bombers/gunships.

The two types share the same core weapons and sensor family, simplifying logistics across the Valean inventory while covering complementary operational niches.

Note: Where the Tempest Viper is more like the F-14 Super Tomcat 21 (which would have been a Tomcat that could function like the F-15E Strike Eagle), the Phoenix is essentially Remnant's version of the F-15EX Eagle II, F-23/F-22 or Su-57 Felon: A very advanced, powerful strike fighter that operates better from land than carriers and functions as a missile and bomb truck with powerful sensors. It doesn't have stealth technology as that's not really needed in Remnant for mass production, but it is very sophisticated (and expensive). A squadron of these can annihilate a swarm of Nevermore and Griffons. Ruby would happily drool over these babies.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Wayland Air Motors AV-33 "Pugilist" (Pug) Close Air Support Aircraft
Designation: Wayland Air Motors AV-33 "Pugilist" (Pug)
Classification: Dedicated Close Air Support / Anti-Grimm Attack Aircraft
Role: Low-altitude close air support, anti-Grimm saturation, persistent fire support for ground forces and Hunters
Manufacturer: Wayland Air Motors
Origin: Vale

Physical Specifications

• Length: 16.8 m
• Wingspan: 17.9 m
• Height: 4.7 m
• Mass: 13.8 metric tons (empty) / 23.5–25.5 metric tons (combat loaded)
• Configuration: Twin-engine, straight-wing, high-mounted engines, single-seat (optional two-seat trainer/FAC variant). Heavily armored cockpit bathtub.
• Armor: Thick titanium and composite armor protecting cockpit, engines, and critical flight systems. Built to absorb 20–30 mm impacts, Grimm strikes, and significant structural damage.
• Powerplant: 2 × Beltane GF-344 Dust turbofans with limited Gravity Dust assist for short/rough-field performance. Simple, rugged, and easy to maintain.

Mobility & Performance

• Maximum Speed: ~410–420 mph (clean)
• Practical Combat Speed: Significantly lower when fully loaded
• Service Ceiling: 45,000 ft (13,700 m)
• Field Performance: Designed for rough forward strips and austere sites. Limited Gravity Dust assist improves short-field capability without adding high complexity.

Armament
Primary Gun

• 1 × Winchester GAU-88 "Pacifier" 30 mm autocannon (internal, centerline-oriented mounting) with 1,000 rounds. High-explosive, armor-piercing, and specialized Dust ammunition. The aircraft is literally designed around this weapon.

External Gun Options

• Up to 6 × Winchester M33 20 mm Gun Pods (480 rounds each)
• Centerline station: Wallace Arms BFG-42 "Big Boy" 42 mm Autocannon Pod (216 rounds) for maximum punch against large Grimm or hardened targets

Ordnance Hardpoints

• 11 external stations (17,000 lb capacity)
• Typical loads: 70 mm rocket pods, guided bombs, cluster munitions, Taranis Arms WAM-22 "Harpe" air-to-ground missiles, IAM-7 Orko Aerospace "Nirah" heat-guided air-to-air missiles, UM-78 "Redspot" multi-target missiles, Balor ASM-44 Anti-Ship Missiles.

Defensive Systems

• Flare, chaff, and Dust decoy dispensers
• Njord QSA-440 ECM jammer suite

Sensors & Avionics

• Sensors: Orko Electronics "Deadeye-II" multi-spectrum package (thermal, Dust-signature, motion tracking, and low-light imaging) with computer assisted targeting.
• Data Link: Secure real-time uplinks to CCT Net relays, airships, VDF infantry and vehicles, and embedded Hunter teams

Crew

• 1 pilot (two-seat variant available for training and forward air control)

History:
The Pugilist (Affectionately called "The Pug" was the winner of Vale's Advanced Attack Contest around thirty years before the present, and remains a low-complexity, high-survivability gun platform that has become immensely popular in the Valean Army Air Force and allied forces it has been exported to. The GAU-88 Pacifier provides sustained 30 mm fire, the optional six M33 20 mm pods allow overwhelming volume when needed, and the centerline BFG-42 "Big Boy" 42 mm pod gives it a heavy punch against larger threats. The Beltane GF-344 engines with Gravity Dust assist keep the design affordable and supportable in forward areas while still giving good rough-field performance. The simplicity of its design means while it doesn't have full VTOL capacity, it does have STOL short enough to allow it to operate from dirt roads, large fields, and open enough urban environments. This allows it a heavier munition capacity than a full VTOL vehicle and keeps unit cost down.

Its heavily armored, honeycomb internal design makes it incredibly survivable. Its relative inexpensive price makes it very popular across Vale, and its compatibility with numerous weapon systems makes it very adaptable. It has some air to air combat capacity, but its low speed means it is best suited to flying down in the dirt and engaging enemies on the ground or in the low air. It can also engage larger airships with the Balor Anti-Ship Missile, though it requires data guidance from radar-equipped units to direct the missile.

Vacuo, Fuujin, Pandu, and other allied nations have purchased export models of the Pug in large numbers. It is also operated by PMCs and air militias, and some bandit and pirate groups have gotten their hands on Pugs as well.

It is the aircraft that stays low, absorbs damage, and continues firing until the target is gone or the ammunition runs out, and will bring its pilot home again.

Note: Yup, this is the Remnant version of the A-10 Thunderbolt II (Better known as the Warthog) and the Su-25 "Frogfoot". Tough, simple, and heavily armed. And I named her the "Pug" because it's ugly cute.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Something I threw together this morning in a bit of mad inspiration. It's very rough but I hope you like the idea. I'm just using some of my world building for once:

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Beacon Academy – Vehicle Range, Outer Training

The Unicorns stood in a neat row of six, bipedal silhouettes against the late-afternoon light. Each was a lean, reverse-jointed machine of layered composite and Dust-infused panels, sensor mast rising like a single proud horn. The 30 mm chin turret camera tracked the approaching students with idle curiosity. Fold-down troop benches hung folded against the flanks like folded wings.

Professor Goodwitch stood in front of them with her riding crop, expression already exhausted.

"These are Egil Motor Company FMP-ATST Mark II 'Unicorn' light scout walkers. Two crew: pilot and sensor/gunner. Mechashift legs, thirty-millimeter chain gun, hardpoints for whatever Ordinance decides to hang on them today. You will learn the basics of walking, turning, and not falling over. That is the entire lesson."

Ruby's eyes were sparkling hard enough to power a small city.

"They look like the cutest little death giraffes—"

"Rose."

"—with guns."

Goodwitch pinched the bridge of her nose. But, needs must.

"Teams RWBY and JNPR will pair off. Pilot in the left seat, gunner in the right. You will remain inside the designated training lanes. You will not attempt mechashift sprint mode. You will not fire the primary weapon without express permission. You will not—"

Nora was already halfway up the boarding ladder of the nearest Unicorn.

"—climb the machines before I finish speaking."

"WOO! I shall be the Unicorn queen!"

This was going to be a long day.

---

Unicorn One

Ruby's hands flew across the controls the moment the hatch sealed. The cockpit smelled of warm metal, hydraulic fluid, and new paint. The mechashift indicators glowed soft cyan.

Weiss sat stiffly in the gunner's seat, headset already on, fingers hovering over the targeting suite like it might bite.

"Ruby, the manual clearly states we begin in crouch mode and walk forward at no more than—"

The Unicorn unfolded to full height with a hydraulic whuff. The sensor mast rose. Ruby's delighted squeak came through the intercom.

"Look how tall we are! Weiss, we're nine meters!"

"I am aware of the height. Please return us to a sensible posture."

Ruby's foot twitched on the throttle. The left leg took an experimental step. Then another. The gait was surprisingly smooth—mechashift joints compensating for her uneven pressure.

"See? Easy! It's just like riding a really tall, angry bicycle that can shoot Grimm!"

Weiss's targeting reticle drifted across a training dummy three hundred meters away. "The chain gun is currently safed. Do not—"

Ruby leaned the walker into a gentle turn. The reverse-jointed legs pivoted with a springy grace the manuals had promised but no one had believed. The Unicorn danced a little circle in place.

"Hm... My dad made me do ballet for a month! I wonder if I can do a move from that!"

Weiss's voice climbed an octave. "Ruby Rose, if you make this machine pirouette I will personally—"

The Unicorn pirouetted. Almost.

"RUBY!"

---

Unicorn Two

Yang cracked her knuckles inside the pilot gauntlets.

"Alright, Blakey. Let's see what this big tin chicken can do."

Blake's ears flattened under her headset. "Yang. The instructor said walk. Simply walk."

"I'm gonna walk! I'm gonna walk hard!"

The Unicorn's legs hammered the packed earth in a heavy, aggressive gait that made the entire frame shudder. Mechashift actuators whined as they tried to keep the center of gravity from pitching forward. The chin turret jerked with every impact.

Blake's sensor display flashed proximity warnings. "You are exceeding recommended stride length by forty percent, Yang!"

"She's got claws, Blake. Look at those claws. I wanna stomp something."

"We are not stomping the training dummies."

Yang's grin was audible. "We're stomping them!"

A training pillar thirty meters ahead suddenly looked very stompable. As did the trees.

Blake reached over and physically slapped Yang's throttle hand. "No."

"Yes!"

"No-!"

Yes!"

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

---

Unicorn Three

Nora's laughter filled the cockpit the instant the systems came online.

"REN. REN LOOK AT THE LEGS. THEY BEND THE WRONG WAY AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL."

Ren, already resigned, calmly brought the sensor suite online and began mapping the training range. "Nora. Soft inputs. Think of it as a very large, very expensive—"

Nora punched the mechashift sprint toggle.

The Unicorn launched.

Hydraulic legs compressed and released like coiled springs. The machine bounded forward in a series of explosive leaps that the designers had intended for short obstacle hops and emergency acceleration. Nora treated them like a personal trampoline.

Ren's calm voice never changed pitch. "We have left the designated lane. We are currently airborne. We are still airborne. Nora, the ground is approaching."

The Unicorn landed in a crouch that dug both clawed footpads a full meter into the dirt, then immediately sprang again.

"I AM THE UNICORN QUEEN!"

SMASH!

"... THE UNICORN QUEEN IS UPSIDE DOWN!"

Ren sighed.

---

Unicorn Four

"Okay. Okay. Left foot, right foot, left foot—why is it leaning? Pyrrha why is it leaning?! It shouldn't be leaning!"

Pyrrha's voice was pure professional warmth. "You're applying uneven pressure on the right actuator, Jaune. Ease off the right pedal just a little… there. Better. Now try a gentle turn."

The Unicorn took three careful steps, then listed hard to port. Jaune overcorrected. The machine performed a slow, dignified pirouette that ended with both legs crossed at the ankles.

They stood there, locked in a mechanical knot, sensor mast tilted at a sad angle.

Pyrrha cleared her throat. "That… was very close to a successful turn."

Jaune groaned.

"Well... Uh... Hang on... Let's look at the manual..."

They poured through it.

"Um... Let's see... Oh! This could work!" Jaune tried to reverse the actuators. "There we go-!"

The walker spun around violently, staggering like a drunken giraffe.

"NO NO NO-!"

"Calm down Jaune-!"

They ended up with crossed legs again... Just in the opposite direction and the loud sound of screeching metal.

The entire cockpit filled up with alarms, then the power systems went offline, leaving them in pitch blackness and silence.

Pyrrha licked her lips.

"... It could be worse?" Pyrrha offered.

From the gunner's station she calmly began cycling through recovery procedures while Jaune buried his face in his hands.

---

Twenty minutes later the training range looked like a war zone visited by a particularly chaotic god.

Ruby and Weiss's Unicorn was stuck halfway up a gentle slope, legs locked in a triumphant but nonfunctional "hero pose" because Ruby had tried to recreate the exact stance from an old Atlas recruitment poster.

Yang and Blake's machine stood in the middle of the training field, the only one that had made it. The training pillars were all destroyed, along with several trees. One foot was stuck in a tree. Yang was still arguing that it had "looked at her funny." Blake had disabled the throttle and was refusing to re-enable it.

Nora and Ren's Unicorn was currently upside-down in a drainage ditch, legs kicking weakly at the sky like an overturned beetle.

Jaune and Pyrrha's walker had somehow managed to walk itself into a perfect 360-degree spin and then freeze with both feet together, looking for all the world like a nine-meter-tall ballerina mid-plié. Pyrrha was gently coaching Jaune through the uncrossing sequence while the chin turret drooped in apparent secondhand embarrassment.

Glynda Goodwitch stood at the edge of the range, riding crop tucked under one arm, watching the chaos with a thousand-yard stare.

Behind her, two instructor Unicorns powered up, ready to begin the long afternoon of recovery operations.

Ruby's voice crackled over the open channel, bright and unrepentant:

"Professor! Can we go again once we get unstuck? I think I almost had the pirouette!"

Weiss's answering scream of pure despair was the last thing the range speakers broadcast before someone mercifully cut the channel.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune and Ruby were sprawled on the common room couch, a laptop balanced between them, when Penny walked in with her usual cheerful stride.

"Hey, Penny," Jaune said, glancing up with a smile.

Penny beamed. "Hello, Friend Jaune! Friend Ruby! What are you watching?"

Ruby grinned, eyes sparkling. "Transformers!"

Jaune nodded. "It's, ya know… old-fashioned, but still awesome."

Penny tilted her head, curiosity clear in her green eyes. "Query: What is Transformers?"

There was a beat of silence.

Then Jaune and Ruby both gasped in perfect unison, looking at her like she had just admitted she had never heard of cookies.

"You don't know Transformers?!" Ruby cried, already scrambling for the remote.

Jaune sat up straight, looking personally offended on behalf of robots everywhere. "Penny… we need to show you. Right now."

Penny blinked, still smiling. "Is it educational?"

Ruby grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her down onto the couch between them. "It's life-changing."

Jaune queued up the first episode of the classic series, practically vibrating with excitement. "Okay, so there are these giant robots from another planet called Cybertron. They're divided into two factions: the Autobots, who are the good guys, and the Decepticons, who are the bad guys. And the coolest part? They can transform into vehicles and other things!"

Penny's eyes widened slightly. "They change their physical forms? That sounds… efficient."

Ruby bounced in place. "Right?! And the leader of the Autobots is Optimus Prime! He's the best! He's strong, and kind, and he always does the right thing even when it's hard!"

Jaune nodded vigorously. "He's basically the perfect hero. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!"

Penny considered this carefully. "I believe I will enjoy this."

As the familiar theme song began to play, Jaune and Ruby both leaned forward like kids on Christmas morning, while Penny watched with rapt attention.

Halfway through the first episode, Penny turned to them, still smiling.

"Friend Jaune, Friend Ruby… these Autobots remind me a little of Hunters. Protecting others, even at great personal cost."

Jaune grinned. "Exactly! That's why it's so cool."

Ruby leaned against Penny's shoulder. "Just wait until you meet Bumblebee. You're gonna love him."

Penny's eyes never left the screen. "I already do."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The hotel room was quiet except for the soft hum of Fafnir's cybernetic systems. The grim cyborg enforcer stood near the window with his arms crossed, silent and intense as always, watching his young charge with glowing red eyes.

Whitley Schnee, meanwhile, was pacing back and forth across the expensive carpet in front of his desk, looking thoroughly miserable.

Fafnir's deep, gravelly voice finally cut through the silence.

"Lord Whitley. You were supposed to finish that report an hour ago."

Whitley spun around, cheeks already pink. "I! Can't! Help it!"

Fafnir tilted his head slightly, his wings shifting a bit around him like a living cloak. "Why?"

"She won't leave my head!" Whitley snapped, running a hand through his white hair in frustration.

"Who?"

Whitley hesitated, then muttered, "…Ruby Rose."

Fafnir was silent for a moment. Then, in that same flat, mechanical tone:

"Shall I kill her?"

Whitley's eyes went wide. "No!"

Fafnir's eyes narrowed. "Why does she vex you so?"

Whitley threw his hands up. "I… I don't know."

Without another word, Fafnir accessed the hotel's security network. A holographic projection of Ruby Rose appeared in the middle of the room — smiling, silver eyes bright, Crescent Rose resting on her shoulder.

"This her?" Fafnir asked.

Whitley's face softened and pinkened for half a second before he caught himself. "…Yes."

Fafnir examined the image clinically. "She's a Huntress. Your age. Physically fit. Capable with her weapon." He paused. "You don't want me to kill her?"

"OF COURSE NOT!"

Fafnir made a small, knowing sound. "…Ah."

Whitley's head snapped up. "Ah? Wha-What is that?! What's 'ah'?!"

"Ah."

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! THAT'S A LOADED 'Ah'!"

Fafnir's expression didn't change, but there was the faintest hint of amusement in his tone. "You like her."

Whitley's face went nuclear red. "NO NO NO NO! I-I didn't—HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY COME TO THAT CONCLUSION?!" He pointed an accusing finger. "I don't like her! She's… common! Beneath my station!"

Fafnir remained unimpressed. "And yet you care enough to object to the simplest solution."

Whitley was practically vibrating with embarrassment. "Listen here! You're just—just my father's attack dog! You have no idea what I'm feeling or who for!"

"Uh huh."

"DON'T YOU UH HUH ME!" Whitley continued pacing, voice rising. "Listen here! I was not thinking about—about her beyond how infuriating she is!"

Fafnir's eyes glowed lightly. "What color are her eyes?"

Whitley's expression went soft and distant for a moment. "…Silver. Like the moonlight…"

Fafnir smirked with his eyes.

Whitley froze. "Wait a minute-Th-THAT MEANS NOTHING!"

"I see," Fafnir said. "You want her for your mate. Good choice. She's young, but she will grow into a mighty warrior. Give you formidable children." He paused thoughtfully, studying the holographic image more closely. ".50 BMG is a very effective caliber, and her ability to utilize the recoil to her advantage speaks well of her… physicality."

Whitley's face was now roughly the color of a tomato. "SILENCE! I—I have no interest!"

Fafnir stared, stoic and silent.

Whitley coughed.

"But… if I did… hypothetically… Like her..."

Fafnir stared. Whitley coughed again.

"How would I… ahem… court her?"

Fafnir straightened. "In the Dragon Tribe…" He suddenly threw his head back and let out a terrifying, mechanical roar that rattled the windows. "RAWWWWRRRRRR!"

Whitley stared. "…I yell at her?"

"That is not a yell! That is a roar!"

"So… I roar at her?"

Fafnir looked almost offended. "You do not roar! WOMEN roar!" His eyes went far away. "And they claw at you… and hurl heavy objects…"

Whitley blinked. "…What does the man do?"

"He reads love poetry to her," Fafnir said simply. He thought for a moment and added: "He ducks a lot."

Whitley rubbed his temples. "Um… I don't think I want to court her like that…"

Fafnir snorted. "Then go to her door on your knees. Beg like a human!"

Whitley stared at him, completely deadpan. "I am a human."

Fafnir was unfazed. "But if you courted her like a Dragon Tribe, she would never seek to divorce you! She would respect your strength and poetic aptitude!"

Whitley hesitated. "…What if she hits me with an object?"

Fafnir's eyes glowed with absolute certainty.

"That is why you duck."

Somewhere across Vale, Ruby Rose sneezed and had no idea why.

@CountvonBarnOwl

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune and Ruby were sprawled on the common room couch, a laptop balanced between them, when Penny walked in with her usual cheerful stride.

"Hey, Penny," Jaune said, glancing up with a smile.

Penny beamed. "Hello, Friend Jaune! Friend Ruby! What are you watching?"

Ruby grinned, eyes sparkling. "Transformers!"

Jaune nodded. "It's, ya know… old-fashioned, but still awesome."

Penny tilted her head, curiosity clear in her green eyes. "Query: What is Transformers?"

There was a beat of silence.

Then Jaune and Ruby both gasped in perfect unison, looking at her like she had just admitted she had never heard of cookies.

"You don't know Transformers?!" Ruby cried, already scrambling for the remote.

Jaune sat up straight, looking personally offended on behalf of robots everywhere. "Penny… we need to show you. Right now."

Penny blinked, still smiling. "Is it educational?"

Ruby grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her down onto the couch between them. "It's life-changing."

Jaune queued up the first episode of the classic series, practically vibrating with excitement. "Okay, so there are these giant robots from another planet called Cybertron. They're divided into two factions: the Autobots, who are the good guys, and the Decepticons, who are the bad guys. And the coolest part? They can transform into vehicles and other things!"

Penny's eyes widened slightly. "They change their physical forms? That sounds… efficient."

Ruby bounced in place. "Right?! And the leader of the Autobots is Optimus Prime! He's the best! He's strong, and kind, and he always does the right thing even when it's hard!"

Jaune nodded vigorously. "He's basically the perfect hero. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!"

Penny considered this carefully. "I believe I will enjoy this."

As the familiar theme song began to play, Jaune and Ruby both leaned forward like kids on Christmas morning, while Penny watched with rapt attention.

Halfway through the first episode, Penny turned to them, still smiling.

"Friend Jaune, Friend Ruby… these Autobots remind me a little of Hunters. Protecting others, even at great personal cost."

Jaune grinned. "Exactly! That's why it's so cool."

Ruby leaned against Penny's shoulder. "Just wait until you meet Bumblebee. You're gonna love him."

Penny's eyes never left the screen. "I already do."

Click to shrink...

Penny: "Hmmm... This episode where a human romances Powerglide is intriguing!"

Jaune: "Oh, that one..."

Ruby: "That one was super weird! They keep hinting at human/Transformer romance a few times in almost all the shows, except for the Beast Era cause, ya know, humans weren't evolved in that show."

Jaune: "Yeah..."

Penny: "Do you not like the idea of robots and humans having a romantic relationship, Friends?"

Jaune: "Er... I mean, it's a matter of scale, Penny! Most Transformers would, ya know... Crush humans since they're so much bigger."

Ruby: "Unless they use Pretender shells!"

Jaune: "Yeah but that was a gimmicky toy tie in and never worked right... If they were the same scale it would work better."

Ruby: blush "Though... Ya know... I kind of like Bumblebee... Cause he's so bright and cheerful! I really like him in Prime and that universe cause he grows up into a leader and... Stuff..."

Penny: "Do you like any female Transformers, Friend Jaune?"

Jaune: "Oh... Uh... I think Blackarachnia in Beast Wars and Arcee in Gen 1 and Prime are pretty awesome."

Penny: "You like the heroic girl and the bad girl?"

Jaune: "Why are you interested, Penny?"

Penny: flush "Simply curious!"

Ruby: *flush* "Oh hey! This episode has Hoist going to Ivywood to become a movie star! Let's watch this one!"

Penny: "The quality of these episodes changed markedly as things went on."

Jaune: "They get even weirder before the movie."

Penny: "What happens in the movie?"

Later...

Penny: sobbing "OPTIMUSSSS!"

Jaune: "Yeah... It was pretty shocking to me when I was a kid and I saw it-RUBY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!"

Ruby: sob "OPTIMUSSSSSSS!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Scientific Method

The underground laboratory at Evernight Castle was a mess of glowing green tanks, half-dissected Grimm, human and Faunus corpses, and ancient relics that refused to make any sense.

Doctor Arthur Watts slammed a thick, glowing tome onto the workbench and glared at his colleague.

"Our mistress ordered us to figure out how to unlock these ancient magical relics, Merlot! We can't show up empty-handed!"

Doctor Merlot didn't even look up from the microscope. "Speak for yourself! You haven't lifted a finger to help me analyze these devices!"

Watts scoffed. "I have! They remain unforthcoming!" He grabbed one of the smaller relics — a sealed metal cylinder covered in faded Ozymandian runes — and tried twisting the top. When that failed, he slammed it against the lab bench several times.

Merlot finally glanced over, deadpan. "Oh gee. Why didn't I think of that."

Watts threw his hands up. "Oh, why do I bother with this magical mumbo jumbo?!" He flipped open one of the ancient tomes and began scanning the pages with pure disdain.

Merlot adjusted his goggles. "Because it's real and actually works?"

"Ugh… That's the most irritating part!" Watts snapped. He jabbed a finger at a page of faded script. "Honestly, are you saying if I read from this spellbook—" He rattled off a string of Ozymandian "—something will happen?! Magic is a force only our mistress commands! She should be handling this research!"

Merlot smirked. "Well, why don't you tell her that, hm?"

Watts scowled. "I'm just saying, a witch doctor like you is better suited to dealing with this nonsense and… what's wrong with you?"

Merlot was staring past him, mouth slightly open, one finger pointing.

Watts slowly turned around.

The corpses on the tables were sitting up.

Then they swung their legs over the side and began staggering toward the two scientists with blank, hungry expressions.

Watts' eye twitched. "…It worked?!"

Merlot leaned forward with pure scientific interest. "It… certainly seems that way… Fascinating…"

The reanimated corpses lurched toward the nearest cages, seized the lab rats, and began eating them with wet, disturbing noises. Once finished, they slowly turned their empty eyes toward Merlot and Watts.

Watts took a careful step back. "…Do you think they're going to eat us?"

Merlot adjusted his goggles again. "Most likely."

Watts didn't need to hear anything else. He spun on his heel and sprinted for the exit.

"In that case—!"

Merlot's eyes went wide. "WAIT FOR ME YOU COWARD!"

The two of them bolted down the hallway as the newly risen undead began shuffling after them, still chewing on the remains of the lab rats.

Somewhere deep in the facility, an alarm began to blare.

Merlot, still running, managed to shout between gasps, "Still! You must admit! This is the most productive research session we've had all week!"

Watts didn't even look back. "I HATE THIS JOB!"

- - -

Why yes I was a fan of Knockout and Starscream's interactions in Transformers Prime. And having Merlot and Watts being a similarly chaotic, snarky duo was a fun idea. I hope you enjoy.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Lie With your Soul In the Grave

---

The vault chamber was quiet except for the soft, rhythmic hum of machinery and the faint, labored beeping of monitors. A sharp contrast from the insanity outside. An insanity they were hoping to stop.

Amber lay inside a coffin-like life support unit, barely alive. Tubes and wires kept her breathing, her Aura flickering weakly behind the reinforced glass as Ozpin worked to transfer the remaining Maiden power into Pyrrha. Jaune stood guard near the entrance, Crocea Mors drawn, eyes scanning the shadows.

Pyrrha stood in the power transfer unit next to Amber's chamber, hands clasped tightly, trying to stay calm.

Then an arrow whistled through the air.

It struck the glass of the life support unit and buried itself in Amber's chest.

Her body jerked once. The monitors flatlined. The light in her eyes faded.

Ozpin, Pyrrha, and Jaune spun around.

Cinder Fall stood in the doorway, bow still raised, a calm smile on her face.

Ozpin's cane lowered an inch. "Cinder…? What have you done?!"

Cinder's smile widened just slightly. "Father… Mother sends her regards."

Ozpin's face went pale. "…No…"

"You took me in," Cinder continued, stepping slowly into the chamber. "Made me your protege... But all the time, Mother was guiding me. Making sure I didn't get in too deep… And now? She has returned… and I am her instrument."

Pyrrha's voice cracked. "C-Cinder…? I don't understand—!"

Cinder's golden eyes flicked to her, her smile mocking. "Of course you don't. Neither of you do. I had to fight my way to the top. Claw my way to survive—"

Ozpin's voice was quiet, but the disappointment in it was cutting.

"I took you in… You were incredible. You surpassed all my expectations…"

Cinder's expression didn't change. "…She took me in first."

Ozpin's hands tightened on his cane. "…I loved you. Like a daughter."

Cinder's smile turned almost gentle.

"That made it easy."

She looked at him one last time — the man who had given her a home, a purpose, a place to belong — and something in her eyes softened for the briefest moment.

Then her Aura erupted into roaring flames.

Fire spiraled around her body as the full power of the Fall Maiden awakened, black and orange light casting long shadows across the vault. Heat filled the chamber in an instant.

Cinder's voice was calm, almost sad.

"It was never my choice… None of us have one. We must in the end… obey our natures."

She raised her hands and unleashed a barrage of fireballs.

Pyrrha and Jaune threw themselves aside as the blasts tore through the chamber, scorching the walls and floor. Ozpin stepped forward without hesitation, cane raised, meeting Cinder's flames head-on as the vault filled with fire and the sound of battle.

---

This would be complicated to set up... But Cinder being a long term mole who gained Ozpin's absolute trust and then betrayed him, with a lot of scenes of her interacting with the main characters and showing what she can do, gaining their trust and admiration... And then this knife in the back? It could have explained everything Cinder accomplished and make Ozpin look like, not an idiot, but rather someone blinded by a person who had become like a daughter to him.
This also makes Salem far more insidious and presents a contrast with the White Fang and Grimm attacks-Rather than using brute force to destroy Beacon, she uses her knowledge of Ozpin's psychology to make CInder into the perfect Trojan Horse.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Penny's steps were slower than usual as she returned to her dorm. A small social misstep earlier in the day had left her feeling discouraged — something that, for a girl still learning how to be human, hit harder than she liked to admit.

She opened the door… and froze.

Standing in the middle of the room was a towering figure of red and blue metal, glowing optics fixed on her with quiet dignity.

"Hello, Penny."

Penny's entire body locked up.

"GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPP!!!"

She pointed with both hands, eyes sparkling with pure starstruck joy.

"H-HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, OPTIMUS PRIME?!"

The figure's voice was deep, noble, and somehow perfect.

"I am Optimus Prime. And I have come across the multiverse to encourage you."

(Behind the helmet, Jaune Arc was sweating bullets while Verdy, Coral, and Ruby frantically worked the exo-suit's remote systems from the next room.)

Penny's hands flew to her cheeks. "S-SENSATIONAL! H-HOW? WHY?"

"Because you need encouragement," Optimus replied solemnly. "One hero to another."

Penny let out a high-pitched squeal of pure delight. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

She launched herself forward and hugged the towering robot with all her strength.

"URK—!" Jaune's voice cracked inside the suit as the metal plating groaned under the force of Penny's affection.

Penny didn't notice. She squeezed tighter. "I appreciate it so much, Friend Optimus Prime!"

Optimus carefully patted her back with one massive hand. "Well… I am glad. We all get tired and discouraged sometimes. You have friends to help you through it though." His voice softened. "Never forget that."

Penny sniffled happily. "I am thankful for your words of wisdom, Friend Optimus Prime!"

"You're most welcome, Penny."

He turned slightly, still trying to maintain the noble posture.

"I'm going to turn into a truck now."

That was the exact moment a Dust grenade flew through the open window.

BOOM.

Optimus was blasted sideways with a realistic metallic CLANG, landing hard on his side.

"ARGH—!"

Penny's scream could have shattered glass. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Cardin Winchester skidded into the doorway, eyes wide. "HEY! GUYS! Are you okay? A Dust grenade went wide—"

He froze at the sight of the fallen Autobot leader.

"…NOOOOOO!" Cardin dropped to his knees in pure horror. "NOT AGAIN!"

Penny pointed accusingly, tears already forming. "YOU KILLED HIM!"

Yang, who had been watching from the hallway with a bag of popcorn, shrugged. "To be fair, he'll come back."

Inside the suit, Jaune was trying very hard not to say "ow" out loud.

"Urk… It's okay… It's minor…" Optimus managed.

Cardin was nearly in tears. "I-I'M SO SORRY!"

Penny clung to the fallen robot. "I'M SUPER SORRY!"

Optimus raised one hand weakly. "Now now… accidents do happen… But I should go and get Ratchet to fix me up."

Penny nodded frantically. "YES OPTIMUS PRIME!"

A sudden flash of bright Dust emitters filled the room, blinding everyone for a few critical seconds.

When the light faded, Optimus Prime was gone — only an open window and a faint trail of sparks remaining.

Penny stood in the middle of the room, still sniffling, waving at the empty air.

"Goodbye, Prime…"

Cardin slowly got to his feet, looking completely lost.

"…Why was he visiting you?"

Penny wiped her eyes, then suddenly looked indignant.

"…I'm not a robot!" Hiccup.

Cardin blinked. "What?"

Penny blinked back. "What?"

Outside the window, Jaune was already sprinting across the rooftops in the half-destroyed exo-suit while Ruby, Coral, and Verdy cackled over the radio.

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You know who to blame for this. But I thought it would be fun and I hope you enjoyed.

 

[mgl1206]

Starscream and Cinder blaming each other for their plots going wrong?

Click to shrink...

"You have failed me once again Cinder Fall. Pray tell, why exactly should I keep you around? I think you would do far better as a test subject for Knockout." Megatron asked. His voice calm despite the anger contained within it.

"Oh, that would be lovely!" Knockout exclaimed. "I've just been dying to see how this aura of theirs works beneath the hood." And who could really blame him? While not particularly impressive when it comes to the magnitude of their effects. The effects of this 'aura' these fleshes possessed were rather remarkable.

Some of their effects going so far as to bend reality itself at a localized level. He'd been particularly interested in one individual who was capable of manipulating the metaphysical concept of luck in an area around himself. If he could uncover the mechanism through which these semblances worked and somehow give it to Cybertronians?

Well, let's just say he'd more than earn Lord Megatron's fav-

*WOHMFP"

He was suddenly pulled out from his daydreaming when his optic sensors were suddenly engulfed in an inferno of flame setting off multiple warnings. With a shout he found himself stumbling backwards, caught off guard by the sudden and scorching heat of the fire. Which quickly dissipated, revealing the human vermin who had thrown flames at him. Flames whic-

"MY PAINT!" Knockout suddenly shouted as he looked down at his chest. His beautiful red paint! It was ruined!

"Why you vermin! I should dissect you right now!" He shouted, his right arm transforming into a drill as he prepared to bring it down upon the fleshy vermin who'd dared to burn his paint.

Suddenly his tantrum was interrupted by an amused chuckle. Knockout felt the energon in his system freeze as he realized just who had laughed. Slowly he turned to see Lord Megatron laughing, his earlier anger gone.

"That will be enough Knockout. I am sure our guest is more than aware of the consequences of failure. After all, the Decepticons do not tolerate failure." This was, Cinder realized, without a doubt an ultimatum. Megatron could tolerate failure from a decepticon against the Autobots especially if they weren't easily replaceable. But the psychotic machine had no such inhibition when it came to those whom he saw as lesser than other Cybertronians.

"Of course, Lord Megatron." Cinder bowed. Making no attempt to grovel or bargain. She was well aware that was a luxury allowed only to that nitwit Starscream, perhaps he found the whole display amusing, and that was why he so often managed to survive what 20 other Cybertronians combined didn't.

"Then you are dismissed." With that, Cinder turned and made her way off the bridge, ignoring the furious glare from the medic con as she went. Her thoughts already occupied with her plan for Vale. It would have to be stepped up a notch if she wanted to keep her head. Brothers knew, that Salem didn't care enough to stand up for her.

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A/N: idk what happened, I was going to involve Starscream somewhere but then Knockout came outta nowhere and stole the whole show lol.

Any way, tried to mesh TFP and RWBY a bit. Basically Megatron and Salem have a tenuous working relationship and Cinder was sent to "assist" Megatron. Not that they ever would. Megatron would hate working with anything human and Salem probably doesn't give a shit. If anything they'd work against each other for the relics.

 

[CountvonBarnOwl]

Secretly nerdy Yang is best Yang

Click to shrink...

True, Yang having these hidden sides to her as a result of her quickly having to grow up are great narrative fun. Anyway, here is a thing that I did not wish to post in the midst of Dragonslayer week because it was not Dragonslayer-related.

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How It Happened – Cyber-Whitley Part 2



Sleep, in his state, had proven impossible, and existing, being cognizant was an experience of such like that no words existed to truly describe. But approximately, it was absolute darkness. And yet it held more in common with the afterimage and memory of light that comes to a man's vision when he shuts his eyes too tightly.



Whitley could, for want of a better term, feel his whole body in this endless ocean that only vaguely recalled light. He could feel fingers that must have been burned and broken off curl, and limbs that he no longer had would move according to an alien logic that he felt did not shift what passed here for his position.



First, Whitley tried exercising within his own mind, learning to move his inner limbs. His left arm came first. And then his right. His abdomen came last, following his legs and toes. A roll of his neck and he was half-swimming half-gliding in the endless black with nothing but the flickering memory of light to guide him.



The feeling of floating, flying, and gliding was, for what it was, euphoric. Soon Whitley was cutting through the void in a reclined half-sitting pose with his legs leading the way, at least, that was the best description of his posture and sensations, or his memories of posture and sensation, that he could apply.



After a while, it ceased to amuse him. And he was forced to, once again, confront the nature of his situation. A brain in a jar, though Amzel took umbrage with the insinuation. So many experiences were forever denied to him. He'd never eat food again. Sleep would probably be an ordeal in and of itself, and as pedestrian as this foremost concern was, he would never quote-unquote 'get laid.' Not only had he forever failed to secure the foremost objective and concern of everybody thereabouts of his age, he'd never be a father. Meaning that the Schnee bloodline would have to continue via his sisters.





Whitley did not need to imagine his sisters' responses. As soon as the thought came up the nails-on-chalkboard cacophony of Weiss' filled every corner of the black expanse. Whitley gritted his teeth in raw anger and prepared to shout for all he was worth when the picture of his other sister popped into his head.



Mercifully, the thought of Winter deafened and diminished the laughter immediately. The less that Whitley focused on the sibling that thought him as a pest, and the more he focused on the sibling that was a near-complete stranger to him. The more the laughter abated, only to be replaced by the cutting chill of Winter's namesake.



She had broken off contact with him years ago when she first left for Atlas. The finger-count of conversations that they had since then were more in the nature of conversations with the Schnee family as a unit, and Winter's team. And Whitley had half-forgotten the substance of each as little besides polite perfunctory and a trio of aspirants trying to make a little kid feel included. "Great, this is my life now." He muttered, 'not that it could correctly be called a life.' He added, more silently.



And in the wake of that silence, he noticed something. He controlled the expanse. The void responded to him. A hypothesis was forming in his head, and he could feel the void around him contorting to oblige it. He could not see, but sense streams of thought flowing, down from upward, always relative to the orientation of what he perceived to analogize his body.



An experiment then. He needed certainty. Trying to will himself back into happiness might be worth a shot.



"Weeeeee-e-eeheheheee… hahahaha…" Whitley was walking on air, or rather, he was gliding through an endless froth of his own euphoria again.



Perhaps he had been a touch too successful. But this proved one thing, he could regulate his mood manually. Whitley Schnee had a natural knack for doing this. Putting his emotions in a box and sticking them in some proverbial cognitive closet before fetching them as his rational mind deemed them needed. Now he could go even further. He could make and unmake his emotions as-needed. His next test of this came by plunging himself into misery and, as soon as he could muster up the will to mobilize himself, yanking himself back up into joy before cutting all of the threads into neutral.



This was astonishing. This was baffling. This was confounding…



Like that, Whitley conceived of a test far more devious and final. One that should push his apparent mastery of his mind to the utmost.



He held in his mind first the image of his father, Jacques. He immersed himself in the permanent basecoat of unease and quiet, skittish fear, mixed with the more overt terror and dread he felt at the man's ever-present displeasure. Legitimate admiration at the deft competence with which Jacques, climbed into his current station and kept ahead of both the world's Dust markets and the very long, long list of people who wanted him dead was befouled by the stink of love's decaying corpse and cast over by the shadow of affection, Whitley rationally understood that it was mere pittance, and entirely counterfeit at that, but it was a truer and more abundant love than he had ever received from anyone or anywhere else.



Whitley mimicked breathing and, while holding the memory of Jacques clearly in his mind dismantled those feelings one by one as easily as he might have tapped the backspace button on his Scroll.



He rebuilt those feelings, and then destroyed them again. He banished Jacques from his mind but held the feelings. He held Jacques before and around him, but did not permit himself to feel anything for the man.



He discarded his thoughts of Jacques entirely and moved onto Willow. His feelings with regards to her were much simpler. Disappointment at a woman who had spent most of his life face down in a ditch full of vodka.



Winter was equally simple. Family in name only. The two had not had anything to do with one another since she set out for Atlas at 17. That was… eight years ago? It hardly mattered. All of the frigidity between them when they had last seen each other, all of the arguments between himself and Weiss where Winter always took her sister's side. All of those moments of fear at the silent, disinterested contempt of an Aura-wielder, like being trapped with the crocodiles at the zoo, Whitley submerged himself in the feelings of his childhood before flicking them off and on and off and on again as though he were playing with a light switch.



Then came the ultimate trial. To prove to himself that he had it in him, if nothing else, Weiss. His younger older sister. He didn't remember how it started. Whitley could no longer remember exactly when he and Weiss had started building that pit between themselves. Nor could he remember a time when both of them were not fanning the flames that spewed from it as if their lives depended on it. That stuck-up, conceited, moronic, self-righteous cunt could kill him at a moment's notice. She could pierce his heart, open his throat, or split him from gullet to groin the minute she decided he was worth the bother. He knew that, she knew that, he knew that she knew that, and she knew that he knew that she knew that he knew that. Whitley, on the other hand, could only be smug and insolent when he dared. And he had built the mask he wore for most of his early adolescence no that fact, having long ago made peace with the fact that at the very least, he'd earn a disfigurement for his trouble.



There was a crackling, dark fire that rose up inside of him every time he thought of Weiss. And even now, it was radiating through the expanse, baking his every thought with incandescent rage.



And in the next instant, it was all gone. Gone. Gone like a bad dream. He could picture her ponytail and her singing voice without adding some remark about the former's level of maturity or calling the other overrated. He could admit to himself at least here in his own head, that on the merits, his sister was an excellent singer. Not that he would ever enjoy hearing anything from her except for silence. But he could objectively, and without resorting to insults to make himself feel better, unequivocally acknowledge a genuine accomplishment of a person he hated.



Then, in the distance, they appeared. Green-white streams that looked like waves breaking on rocks, these too pouring down from some utmost summit could be seen in the reaches of the expanse's distance. As they closed in Whitley permitted curiosity to overtake fear as he was enveloped.



And then came the light.



Light, shapes, the glare from the ceiling light above him. Color. Whitley had again found light and color. Whites and sterile gray-blues of the walls and ceiling ahead of him were contrasted with the darker gray of the floor, and the off-gray/green of whatever metal slab or tilted dais he had been propped up on. More than that, Whitley saw people.



He could see in depth, and he could see in detail, it felt like he had two eyes again, two eyes more powerful than those he had been born with by a factor of at least ten. The periphery of his vision was filled with a heads-up display. A translucent blue circle that pinged with little red blips every time someone in the room moved near the bottom left, a small pictogram of a white-green head atop a grayed out human body on the bottom right, and scrolling words across the top that read 'Stark Arms ATCE: Activate. Unit integrity = Green. Hardened neural uplink = Green. Hardened processor uplink = Not Found… Retrying… Not Found… Retrying… Not Found… Continuing startup without processor unit. Switching to Internal CPU… Internal Processor… = Green. Subroutine check 1… Green. Subroutine check 2… Green. Sonar uplink = Green. CCT uplink = Green = Radar uplink = Not Found. Video recorder = Active. Black box = Active…' And on it went.



"So, tell me, Warrant Offizier, did you enjoy the flight over?" The question, put to him in the accented voice of General Amzel, pulled his attention from the readout. It had come from the rightmost man of the assembled crowd, a man about his father's age or a few years senior, but in much better shape. Gaunt faced, he had eerie blue eyes and a gray beard at odds with the bright orange curls poking out from under his officer's cap. He had a crescent-shaped scar that traced the outline of his left eye socket, starting at the cheek, running up his nose, and curling around over his eyebrow. Strapped to his waist Whitley noted a sawn-off shotgun about the length of the man's upper leg, and a thick, heavy sawback blade folded over an S-shaped handle and fixed to it with a sturdy looking hinge.



"I kept myself entertained." Whitley responded. "You must be General Amzel." He inclined his head. The eyebrow that the general's scar wrapped around went up. "Amzel, sir. Where are my manners. I guess the journey had me out of sorts, your pardon, sir." Whitley reiterated. That was right. Military rules, decorum, and bearing would be expected, going forward.



Amzel nodded. "As your general officer let me be the first to welcome you to the Jotun Complex, home of the Special Construction Training Corps, of which you are now a part, and classified, off-the-record projects of beyond-next-generation warfare, which, you are."



"I was hoping you could tell me about that." Whitley pressed. "What exactly will I be working on?" He couldn't exactly move. He could only speak certain thoughts through some sort of a microphone attached below his eyes, or cameras, he supposed.



"You will be assisting us in developing the next generation of military exoframes." Amzel explained. "Very fortunate for all parties involved. You could imagine the difficulty of finding somebody banged up enough to test a full cybernetic conversion body, and not a single wounded soldier we found was willing to accept the risks of full conversion over a mere cybernetic prosthesis. Being blown to smithereens in the middle of Atlas, as you had been, saved us from shelving the whole project. And of course, you get to live." The general added as an afterthought.



Exoframes. Full cybernetic bodies piloted by brains in life support units. It was a discussion of considerable frequency in the various online forums in his areas of interest. Technology and economic boards, for instance, things that lent him insight into the social media marketing teams' blind spots often speculated about them. Business strategy too. That bunch was waiting on a signal for early investment. Some sign that something was going to slip out of the bowels of an R&D startup or a military research institute and into broad daylight.



While this told him where he would be allocating his pocket change, the wildest speculation came from the wildcatting forums. That was where the results of backyard and rooftop experiments not known for control group quality, intermixed with anecdotes of dubious sobriety and veracity, were reported and speculated on. Suggestions and comments were deposited, and results were compared with the hopes of conjuring up the next standardized Grimm-stopper.



Whitley found discussing these things as a means to de-stress in the late hours, and had begun forming his own theories on the matter, enough for mild participation in some theories about how to squeeze the magical 5.5 kilojoules at the muzzle necessary to guarantee a one-shot to the body on any common Grimm the world over out of an intermediate cartridge, one that could cycle through the standard assault rifles and carbines of the world without compromising on the fire rate or accuracy, but could match the battle, survival, scouting, sporting, and everyday carry rifles that made life outside Remnant's biggest walled cities possible for anyone besides a Huntsman.



The particular sort of speculation, of pushing the limits of weapons, only bore the most tangential relevance here, but he enjoyed ruminating on it.



Whitley cut that thread of reminiscence when he noticed the stares. "Excellent. Where may we begin? I cannot move anything but my head at the moment." He announced with all of the glib of his father.



"We will begin with this." The general said, as he produced what looked like a computer's circuit board or a graphics card. "This is the Apogee system. It is the key to the Infantry Cybernetic Exoframe project. It is also the other half of your cranial housing."



"Other half?" Whitley asked.



"A security measure," Amzel replied. "Your casing's processor is only half-complete, barely functional, and hardly running on anything more than the static electricity of your brain. The other half of the computer itself is right here. And it represents the foundation stone of the entire ICE project. It never left Jotun-2"



"I see," Whitley replied. "Capabilities?"



"Theoretically, it will close the Aura Gap." Amzel replied without missing a beat.



"Closing the Aura Gap?" Whitley replied again, certain that if he still had a tongue, it would be dripping with physical incredulity.



The Aura Gap was the raw, nigh insurmountable difference in combat power, mobility, versatility, and adaptation that an asset with Aura had over an asset without. An individual Huntsman or Specialist couldn't be brought down by a normal soldier. Ideally, you had to match them on even footing, with your own Aura, or send somebody who could. Failing that, a company, armor, walkers, and with air support on standby would be the instrument of choice in bringing down an Aura wielder. And that was no sure thing. A battalion would not be out of line if none of them had Aura or Semblances of their own depending on the circumstances.



An Aura-user could outmatch and out-maneuver infantry, could out-think machines, could outflank armor and artillery, or could pluck gunships from the sky, and that didn't even fully encompass the X-factor that was the Semblance.



"You would pardon my skepticism, Sir." Whitley replied.



"HAH!" The General laughed back. "Skepticism is always welcome in the halls of science, Warrant Offizier. But I promise, this Neural Processor will give you an edge over all but the greatest of Aura wielders."



Whitley minded the taxonomy. Neural Processor. Thy typical cortical implant that was called a Neural Uplink.



"So, it is a second brain then, one that would sync to me?" Whitley hazarded a guess.



"Nothing so anemic, Whitley, if two brains outthinking one was all it took to surmount the Aura Gap, it would not exist. Do you know how fast information travels via the nervous system?"



"I cannot say that I do, General, no." Whitley replied…



"Thirty-five meters per second," Amzel answered, "and would you care to guess how much information that the human brain can process in a second?" He followed up without missing a beat.



"A gigabyte, maybe?" Whitley offered a completely arbitrary figure.



"Not even close." The General taunted. "Ten bits. Ten bits on average, of the one hundred and twenty-five megabytes of information your body absorbs in that same time. The theoretical maximum of an average brain is around sixty, but genetic aberrations who can do seventy or eighty are not unknown to medical literature."



"Now, Warrant Offizer, tell me. Doesn't that sound pathetic compared to your brain's two-and-a-half petabytes of memory? Your eighty-six billion neurons connected with each other a hundred trillion times over? They don't sound like they're doing too much, do they?"



"No, sir." Whitley responded. The two-point-five petabyte figure was a bit more commonly known and Whitley was priorly aware of it.



"Inside those thirteen hundred cubic centimeters of brain, you have enough storage space to index the whole CCTnet. Three hundred million hours of audio-video information." Amzel was building to something.



"So, what would you do if you could run your brain as though it were such a magnificent computer in truth? Hmm?" The general finished as he jiggled the device in front of Whitley's cyber optics.



"What would I do indeed?" Whitley assented. "So how much more processing power does it give me?"



"Suppose, for instance, that you could process nearly point-seven-two gigabytes per second, And, perceive two hundred and fifty-six. Would you consider that impressive?"



"I would." Whitley replied. "The raw sensory data and computational prowess would be unmatched." The advantage was self-evident. Information asymmetry. To know in an instant, to solve for so many of the small, incalculable variables of every heartbeat… Such a device would let even someone such as himself anticipate anything that even a Huntsman could do, and therefore counter, before the follow-through.



The only problem, Whitley noted, was the absence of reaction time. All the planning in the world would amount to nothing if it could not alter the inevitable. History, and even modern life were so full of men who thought they could overcome death, the Grimm, or plain human fallibility only to make utter asses of themselves in the attempt. Unless…



"Spectacular, General. But I see a single problem." Whitley admitted.



"Oh, do tell," the general replied, playful mischief in his voice seemingly confirming the growing suspicion in Whitley's head.



"Transmission speed, all of the information in the world does no good if it comes too lately to be acted upon. If, for instance, I know in advance where, say, an Aura-infused Dust blade will come from, that will not help me dodge or deflect it in the least, unless I know far enough in advance to move first. And against Huntsman-level enemies, the timeliness window closes quickly. But I assume you brought up neurological transmission speed first for a reason." Whitley surmised, watching as the general's smile broadened and his eyes narrowed to pinpricks.



"Excellent, excellent, Warrant Offizier. Exactly." The general replied, as his voice shot up in pitch. "Thirty-five meters per second is not satisfactory. Not for the amount of information that you're processing, and absolutely nowhere near any good for the time in which you will need to act. So instead of the usual pseudo-nerves, we're using a special sort of high tensile strength fiber optic cables. Do you know how fast information passes through fiber optic cables?"



"Near-instant." Whitley said. "Nearly." The General affirmed. "Sixty-six-point-sieben percent lightspeed, to be exact. Mach five hundred und eighty-three thousand. Two-hundred-thousand kilometers per second. Your reaction speed will be five-point-seven million," the general's tone went low as he whispered his emphasis lowing himself to the camera that Whitley was looking at him through, until he saw nothing but the madness that shone in his moon-scarred eye, "times that of a normal human."



Whitley was sure that if he had eyes left to bulge or pop at the sheer scope of the number as it set in, they would have. Had he still a heart, it would be firing like an engine. And he was sure that his brainwave activity was going wild on whatever monitor that they were using to pay attention to that.



Then he remembered that it was within his power to calm himself manually. He commanded his excitement to ebb. Not all at once, but it drained. And at the trough of neutrality, Whitley noticed another detail that euphoria would have otherwise flung him over.



"And my brain? My cognitive processes are still confined to the limits of my organic hardware." Whitley responded. "None of these proverbial hardware updates will improve on the hard limits of my own brain."



"Ordinarily not, but the difference between the Apogee system and every neural processor uplink and every other cortical implant is perfect integration. You see, the amniotic fluid on the inside of your brain case is not only nutrient rich, and fully oxygenated, it is full of superconducting colloidal fibers. In time these microparticles will become stuck to, and fuse with, your neural dendrites. This will allow your nerves to send and receive signals faster. Moreover, the inside wall of your brain case has a number of fibrous protrusions of the same material that will enable the computer system to share cognitive processing and load data. In short, the Apogee unit, once installed and fully integrated will not so much as process the data for you, as it will become an extra lobe or superstructure for your organic brain. The upside is that with each fluid replacement, your own brain's processing and reaction times should compound. The downside is that with each fluid replacement, the line between your brain and the machine will blur, and eventually cease, with the module becoming as much a part of your brain as your frontal cortex, or cerebellum."



Whitley caught the caveat that General Amzel had tried to smuggle in at the end of his explanation. "So, when does my brain stop counting as an enlisted man, and start counting as military hardware or property?" He asked.



"Good question. We will see what the Project Overseer und that jurist who hides in his shadow have to say." Amzel answered, his voice flat and noncommittal. "Now, you're going to feel a lot of pressure, but you should be fine." The General said as he moved toward Whitley's casing with the Apogee unit.



'Wait,' Whitley thought, the chill of unformed panic spreading across what passed for his underside, 'Pressure is just the doctor-word for pain.'



And like that, the whole black void within his cranial housing flooded with white lightning.

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As always, the floor is open to advice and criticism.

I do promise this is the last chapter for a while though where things end with Whitley in blinding agony.