[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[RustedSands]

The Yulefather: "HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD MA...A GOOD RO...A GOOD CY...A GOOD INDIVIDUAL?"
Ironwood: "yes Yulefather"

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*Whispering*Elf: You can't just call them 'cyborgs' anymore its offensive!

Yulefather: WHAT ITS NOT LIKE I CALLED HIM A 'CLANKER' OR SOMETHING

*various horrified gasps*

 

[RustedSands]

Blake: "..." slowly nods "O-Okay."

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Blake:.......daddy

Jaune: what?

Blake: what?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Blake:.......daddy

Jaune: what?

Blake: what?

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I mean he stands up to her, proves her wrong, but is still willing to help her with her crusade. That definitely got him some points with Blake and she'd definitely look at him in a different light...

And of course she's probably got PLENTY of porn about a strong handsome blond knight dicking down a Faunus rebel and making her his...

 

[RustedSands]

I mean he stands up to her, proves her wrong, but is still willing to help her with her crusade. That definitely got him some points with Blake and she'd definitely look at him in a different light...

And of course she's probably got PLENTY of porn about a strong handsome blond knight dicking down a Faunus rebel and making her his...

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Her and weiss' argument starts about politics but quickly devolves into who gets to call him that.....

 

[SharkCultist]

Nora: "So... I can wear a sloth costume to cuddle Ren?"

Jaune: "As long as Ren has no objections, yes."

Nora: "HEE!"

Ren: "At last. My life is complete."

Yang: "Is... Is that sarcasm?"

Ren: "No."

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*Slow motion sloth costume Nora crawling across the bed to Ren*

Nora: swiggity swooty. I'm comin for that booty.

Ren: yes you are. As you have been for the past FOUR HOURS.

 

[wearei]

Her and weiss' argument starts about politics but quickly devolves into who gets to call him that.....

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And what the Roles are going to be.
Weiss is obviously the Noble human wife but is she capturing a plaything for her husband and her to enjoy OR is she the cuckquean with her husband being lured away by some seductive faunus temptress.

 

[RustedSands]

*Slow motion sloth costume Nora crawling across the bed to Ren*

Nora: swiggity swooty. I'm comin for that booty.

Ren: yes you are. As you have been for the past FOUR HOURS.

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Jaune: Nora this is an intervention. You've been wearing the sloth costume for weeks and have been late to everything and...and ...where is she?

Ren: still on her way here

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Velvet - "Can I wear a bunny suit for Cardin?"

Blake - "Absolutely not!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Her and weiss' argument starts about politics but quickly devolves into who gets to call him that.....

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You know, it might be good to expand upon Blake finding out Katy was Jaune's ex-girlfriend and she makes it... Uh... Weird. Yes. Very weird.

 

[RustedSands]

You know, it might be good to expand upon Blake finding out Katy was Jaune's ex-girlfriend and she makes it... Uh... Weird. Yes. Very weird.

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At this point blake is just Darkness with a focus on submissiveness rather than masochism......

 

[RustedSands]

You know, it might be good to expand upon Blake finding out Katy was Jaune's ex-girlfriend and she makes it... Uh... Weird. Yes. Very weird.

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I know you already gave us picks of Katy but whenever i think of her the image in my head is either

Spoiler: dorohedoro noi

-or-

Spoiler

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhtDEuTvqo

Blake: you used to date a cat faunus? Probably put a collar on her wnd ordered her to ..to *shivers*

Jaune: actually it was ...kinda the other way around....

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

*Slow motion sloth costume Nora crawling across the bed to Ren*

Nora: swiggity swooty. I'm comin for that booty.

Ren: yes you are. As you have been for the past FOUR HOURS.

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Nora channeling that Zootopia sloth vibe.

And of course she's probably got PLENTY of porn about a strong handsome blond knight dicking down a Faunus rebel and making her his...

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Yang - "Blake, we need to talk about your choice in literature, and what it says about your intentions."

Blake - "I simply wanted a change from Ninja's of Love....."

Yang - "You already have Sun chasing after you, so keep your paws off him."

Blake - "I really have no clue what you're talking abou..."

*One of the ceiling tiles falls to the floor, and Ruby's head pops out*

Ruby - "I found Blake's plans in the ventilation shaft, she's going to trick Jaune into eloping to Menagerie!"

Yang - "Get her!"

 

[SharkCultist]

Velvet - "Can I wear a bunny suit for Cardin?"

Blake - "Absolutely not!"

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This leads to them deciding to fuck with Blake in the funniest most mentally scarring way possible.

Reverse bunnysuit Cardin.

 

[RustedSands]

This leads to them deciding to fuck with Blake in the funniest most mentally scarring way possible.

Reverse bunnysuit Cardin.

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Cardin: can I at least wear a posing pouch or something?

Velvet: No this is the clothing of my people it must be as authentic as possible!

Cardin: I would believe that more if it wasn't for the nipple pasties and your hand on my ass......

 

[SharkCultist]

Cardin: can I at least wear a posing pouch or something?

Velvet: No this is the clothing of my people it must be as authentic as possible!

Cardin: I would believe that more if it wasn't for the nipple pasties and your hand on my ass......

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*Pauses*

Cardin: wait. Who's hand is on my other asscheek?

*Turns to look and sees cocoa*

Cocoa: what? Best friend rights. Plus you can't open the bakery without letting a girl enjoy a sample.

Cardin: velvet help?

*Velvet is considered things*

Cardin: velvet?

 

[RandomDragon]

and so the legend of the blond himbo continues with a new generation creating two of them!

well...cardin does check some of the list off...just not the mental parts.

 

[LordofBones]

You know, it might be good to expand upon Blake finding out Katy was Jaune's ex-girlfriend and she makes it... Uh... Weird. Yes. Very weird.

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Nora: "Oooh, oooh, now I get it! Jaune's va-va-voom catgirl ex-girlfriend broke his heart, that's why he hasn't given the the Bellaboobies or the Bellabooty or Yang's everything a second glance!"

Or, Blake's accusations of everything he did with Katy are true, it's just that they were discreet about it.

Jaune: *offhandedly* "A leash? Why would I need a leash? Only good kitties earn their collar, and they don't need a leash to know when their Master...needs...them..." *looks up and finds everyone staring at him*

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Nora: "Oooh, oooh, now I get it! Jaune's va-va-voom catgirl ex-girlfriend broke his heart, that's why he hasn't given the the Bellaboobies or the Bellabooty or Yang's everything a second glance!"

Or, Blake's accusations of everything he did with Katy are true, it's just that they were discreet about it.

Jaune: *offhandedly* "A leash? Why would I need a leash? Only good kitties earn their collar, and they don't need a leash to know when their Master...needs...them..." *looks up and finds everyone staring at him*

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Blake: "You... You collared her?"

Jaune: "In her words, she wanted a kind master. Someone to give her trust and love and body to. Someone who would never hurt her... I mean, unless she wanted it. A man must be a good master to his pet, to be worthy of her."

Blake: bright red "Worthy?"

Jaune: nods "An unworthy master is one who is cruel, fickle, and unempathetic. A worthy master considers his slave his treasure and his heart."

Blake: even brighter red "Y-Yessss....?"

Jaune: "And one who will correct his slave, but still care and love her."

Blake: "L-Like... With spankings? And whips?"

Jaune: "If the slave wants them, yes. Paddles too. And rope. Though silk is preferred."

Blake: panting "So... If your slave wanted to be kept as a pet? Doted on and corrected by a master~?"

Jaune: "I would do that for my beloved slave."

Blake pounced on him.

Jaune: "ACK! Blake, Blake, hold on-!"

Blake: "Nyah~! Master~!"

 

[SharkCultist]

Oscar has saved the world from Salem through the power of being a farmer.

Nobody ever asked him what his family was growing.

So people were pretty surprised to find out it was a shit ton of marijuana. Which Salem took by accident the first time (she was burning his possessions in front of him). But now it's really helped her chill the fuck out.

The only issue is remnant is starting to run out of nachos and pizza.

 

[Bommel]

The Yulefather: "HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD MA...A GOOD RO...A GOOD CY...A GOOD INDIVIDUAL?"
Ironwood: "yes Yulefather"

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Spoiler: Hogfather referance 🎅 (7:40)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCX9K0Jk6ME

Blake: "You... You collared her?"

Jaune: "In her words, she wanted a kind master. Someone to give her trust and love and body to. Someone who would never hurt her... I mean, unless she wanted it. A man must be a good master to his pet, to be worthy of her."

Blake: bright red "Worthy?"

Jaune: nods "An unworthy master is one who is cruel, fickle, and unempathetic. A worthy master considers his slave his treasure and his heart."

Blake: even brighter red "Y-Yessss....?"

Jaune: "And one who will correct his slave, but still care and love her."

Blake: "L-Like... With spankings? And whips?"

Jaune: "If the slave wants them, yes. Paddles too. And rope. Though silk is preferred."

Blake: panting "So... If your slave wanted to be kept as a pet? Doted on and corrected by a master~?"

Jaune: "I would do that for my beloved slave."

Blake pounced on him.

Jaune: "ACK! Blake, Blake, hold on-!"

Blake: "Nyah~! Master~!"

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Good one, but I feel like this should go in the nsfw thread.

 

[LordofBones]

Poker night with team RWBY and JNPR...

Jaune: "I agree. Ruby, you're out. Ren and Nora? You too."

Nora: "Awww... Okay! Works for me!"

Ren: "Indeed. This will be interesting."

Pyrrha: "Um, I'm not going to... Yeah... Heh."

Yang: "Seriously? None of you?"

Weiss: "Hmph! Suit yourself."

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Jacques: "And after realizing that this young man had ruthlessly manipulated my daughter's arrogance and pride into making her surrender all her shares in SDC stock, her position as heiress and her allowance in perpetuity, I knew that the SDC was in good hands." *brushes away tear of pride*

 

[SharkCultist]

I just had a weird idea to turn Ren into a Kamen Rider.


Ren gets kidnapped and turned into a Hound.

For this idea to work I'm going to make up some bullshit. The hound Grimm feeds off the negative emotions of the person it's bonded to to both strengthen itself and to contain them.

Ren using his semblance doesn't HAVE anything for it to feed on so it, for lack of a better term, starves and the mind of the Hound dies.

Leaving Ren bonded to the Grimm goo that how doesn't have any will to direct it except his.

So Ren becomes Kamen Rider Grimm.

As for how Kamen riders get power ups that's pretty simple. His goo/suit eats other Grimm to steal their abilities.

With the danger/dark form being the chance that the collective Grimm wills absorbed inside the suit could take temporary control of Ren. Or even permanent if he feels enough despair.

And of course every rider has to have a Final Form. I'm thinking Abyssal Grimm a form he gets after falling into a Grimm spawn put and his suit drinking the whole thing up?

 

[SharkCultist]

Team RWBY and JP feel the sting of betrayal.

Nora and Ren have left Beacon for atlas.

(Nora is also planning to betray atlas and go back to beacon eventually but nobody except Ren knows this.)

"Nora why?"

"They made me a offer I couldn't pass up."

 

[cavalal386]

Prompt.
Superheros RWBY Vs. Military JNR.

The idea is this:
RWBY are living a superhero fantasy, while team JNR are in a military fantasy.

Write a contrast between team RWBY doing Ozpin's save the world against evil witch schtick vs team JNR fighting against the horrors that come from the grimm pools to save a town or a village thing.

Like RWBY can go off to secure the relic/fight Adam. While JNR are in the trenches, taking command of an impromptu militia of local huntsmen, law enforcement, and civilians to hold the line against an onslaught of Grimm rising from the sea to attack Argus.

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Also does anyone remember this:

And does anyone else feel a bit disappointed with the direction rt took the rusted knight? And I'm not just taking about how they copied samurai jack season 5 and give Jaune back his youth.
I mean they could have wrote Jaune acting like Jack Sparrow did in Davy Jones locker. He wouldn't really believe it was team RWBY and has kinda lost a bit of his sanity. Or a complete insane old man that stuck in his delusional, that's has occasional moments of sanity or kindness that shows that the man they knew is still somewhat there.
Hell, they could have even wrote Jaune as a badass warrior, I mean in the 20 year he's been stuck there he should, at least, be able to handle everything by himself, reflecting on everything he's done, knowing how to actual fight better? Like maybe a hybrid of Qrow/Adam/Ironwood in combat rather than just a determined tank?

... When I started to write this post, it was just with the intention of writing the prompt and nothing else, and somehow it got away from me and turned into a rant. I'm so sorry.

 

[SharkCultist]

Jaune Arc gets tossed into another reality somehow, maybe it's a god, maybe it's a dust fuck up, maybe it's lazy writing.


Point is Jaune is DETERMINED to get back to his home reality and his girlfriend Ruby. It's a epic tale that spans across multiplayer dimensions and many heroic challenges.

But that's not this story. Jaune finally makes it back home to his girlfriend! And everything is going great.

Until another Ruby shows up, and another, and another, and another, every Ruby from every dimension he visited followed him home. And they ain't leaving without the himbo.

So what's remnant gonna do with over 10 Ruby Roses?

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

So what's remnant gonna do with over 10 Ruby Roses?

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They all combine gem style into a mega Ruby

 

[Gur40]

Jaune Arc gets tossed into another reality somehow, maybe it's a god, maybe it's a dust fuck up, maybe it's lazy writing.


Point is Jaune is DETERMINED to get back to his home reality and his girlfriend Ruby. It's a epic tale that spans across multiplayer dimensions and many heroic challenges.

But that's not this story. Jaune finally makes it back home to his girlfriend! And everything is going great.

Until another Ruby shows up, and another, and another, and another, every Ruby from every dimension he visited followed him home. And they ain't leaving without the himbo.

So what's remnant gonna do with over 10 Ruby Roses?

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Ozpin: [Mentally] We got to get those SEW numbers UP!
[Outload] I will make everything necessary fake id birth certificates and more! Now go and Enjoy your honeymoon and remember who has the most kids loves Jaune more!

 

[SharkCultist]

They all combine gem style into a mega Ruby

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I was picturing something different.

I was picturing Pyrrha trying to sneak into jaunes stuff to steal a hoodie but when she opened the door a tidal wave of T-posing Ruby buried her.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Getting out of Dust Class to deal with an emergency hadn't been the easiest thing to accomplish, but The Huntsman and his faithful sidekick, Wonder Zwei, had managed it.

Though Jaune felt that detonating Dust under the fire sprinklers was a tad excessive. He'd have to volunteer in Professor Peach's class more often to make up for it.

That aside, he and Wonder Zwei arrived on the Huntscycle (Copyright pending) at the corner of Perrault and Lang in Vale. The silent alarm inside the nearby Museum of Boxing had gone off, and both Huntsman and Wonder Zwei raced inside.

They found the cashier lying in a pool of his own blood near the commemorative shot glasses. Huntsman's eyes widened in horror as he knelt beside the fallen man.

"You poor man!" Huntsman cried, as Wonder Zwei sniffed him, "What dastardly fiend did this to you?!"

"That would be me, Huntsman!" A female voice laughed. Huntsman looked up... And his own face exploded in red.

A very... Very... Healthy woman with generous curves and abs you could grind meat on strutted out of the main museum. Her "costume" consisted of a golden dragon mask over her eyes, a yellow string bikini top, black short shorts, boots and gloves. Huntsman focused his extraordinary willpower on the woman's face-Not that that was much help.

"Name's Sun Dragon!" The woman cackled, "On account of how I'm gonna warm you right up~!"

"You assaulted this man?!" Huntsman demanded.

The Sun Dragon snickered.

"What? No! I had a jacket I took off and he just keeled over with a nosebleed!"

The Huntsman inspected him. Indeed, all of the blood had come from the victim's nostrils, which were still drawing breath. The extremely silly smile on the man's face was another dead giveaway as to the cause of his unconsciousness.

"Ah... I see," The Huntsman stated. He dragged his eyes back to Sun Dragon, and kept them locked on her eyes. "Well! What are you after, Sun Dragon?"

"Well~," Sun Dragon spun a very worn set of boxing gloves around her finger with a grin, "I thought I'd try on Ozark Ike's boxing gloves! The ones he wore when he became Remnant's Heavyweight Champion~! They'd look great in my collection!"

"That's theft!" Huntsman declared, standing up to point an accusatory finger at Sun Dragon. "You can't deny schoolchildren the ability to look upon the gloves Ozark Ike used on his difficult journey from a hillbilly in Vale to world champion! That inspiration is critical to promoting a healthy culture and future for us all! We need heroes to look up to and be inspired by!"

Sun Dragon looked taken aback by Huntsman's passionate speech. She then smiled with a light blush over her cheeks.

"So... You really care about children, do you~?"

"Absolutely!" Huntsman declared. Wonder Zwei was busy looking through the keychains for one with his name.

Sun Dragon hummed, then shrugged, which did many interesting things to her chest that Huntsman tried very hard not to notice.

"Well, I guess if it's for the children, I give up~!" Sun Dragon declared, setting the boxing gloves down reverently on the cashier's desk.

Huntsman blinked.

"I... Um... G-Good!" Huntsman stated. Sun Dragon sashayed her way up to him, and held out her hands. She did it in such a way to ensure her chest was pushed up. Something Huntsman again tried very hard not to notice.

"I guess you're gonna cage this dragon up for good, huh?" Sun Dragon asked in a honey sweet voice. Huntsman coughed.

"I uh... I-I mean... It is your first offense and you did give up," the Huntsman said, "And the cashier will be fine so um... M-Maybe I could let you off with a warning, or uh... Community service..."

Sun Dragon cooed and leaned in closer. Their noses were nearly touching.

"How would you like me to serve you? You're part of the community, after all~," Sun Dragon teased.

Huntsman sputtered. The barely clothed burglar giggled. It was a very nice giggle, Huntsman decided. And a strangely familiar one.

"You do this for all the hot supervillainesses?" She asked, "Or just the ones with a great rack? I saw you looking~."

"I uh... It, uh," Huntsman stuttered. Sun Dragon chuckled, her violet eyes boring into his.

"I don't mind if you look, Huntsman," she teased, "Why aren't you? They're my best features."

"It... Uh... W-Well, um..." Huntsman coughed, staring back into her eyes, "I disagree."

Sun Dragon blinked.

"Huh?"

"I-I mean, um, they're very nice, but your eyes are absolutely gorgeous," Huntsman said quickly, "Like amethysts gleaming in the flames of a dragon's fire."

Sun Dragon's entire face went bright red. Huntsman's face was not much better.

Wonder Zwei was trying to figure out Venmo so he could pay for a collective mug.

Glass shattered behind them and both Huntsman and Sun Dragon broke apart and looked. A girl in a red and black costume with a domino mask and her short hair up in a ponytail posed dramatically, wielding a scythe with the words "NOT Crescent Rose" written on it in what looked like markers.

"Halt fiend! Don't you dare deceive my partner!"

"Partner?!" Sun Dragon and Huntsman shouted at the same time, Sun Dragon sounding offended while Huntsman was just confused.

"Yes! I am the Huntsman's loyal sidekick, RED REAPER!" The girl declared, spinning her scythe overhead with a flourish. She grinned and winked at Huntsman. "I mean, a good superhero needs more than just one sidekick, right?"

"Ruff," Wonder Zwei opined. Huntsman scowled at him.

"You do not have a lot of paperwork to do! I do all the paperwork!"

"Ruff."

"No, you're just browsing XYZ all day, I know it!"

Sun Dragon snorted and put a hand on her hip.

"Run along home, little girl! This is a private superhero and supervillain fight!" She declared.

"Nuh uh!" Red Reaper cried, "I'm gonna back my hero up and keep supervillainesses like you away from him!"

"He could take me all on his own!" Sun Dragon boasted, pressing herself against the Huntsman and making his face turn bright red. "I don't stand a chance! You can take the day off!"

"NO WAY! It's too dangerous, Huntsman!" Red Reaper declared. She charged in and swung her scythe, making Sun Dragon jump back. Sun Dragon glared back.

"It's not remotely too dangerous! There's plenty of water in the gift shop!"

"What does that have to do with anything?" Huntsman sputtered.

"To avoid dehydration~," Sun Dragon grinned.

"THAT'S why it's too dangerous!" Red Reaper growled. "Hands off!"

"What happened to sisters before misters?!" Sun Dragon demanded as she threw a punch. Red Reaper dodged around it and attacked Sun Dragon from above.

"He's MY mister! I saw him first!"

"YOU DID NOT!"

The Huntsman, baffled, watched his supposed new sidekick and newest supervillainess adversary fight furiously like belligerent siblings. He looked over to Wonder Zwei.

"Wonder Zwei? Chum? Any thoughts?"

Wonder Zwei was silent for a moment as he ate some popcorn.

"Ruff."

"What do you mean 'Zwei is a good name for a child?!' That's not helpful!"

"Ruff."

"No I'm not and that's very politically incorrect!"

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

The Huntsmen returns, just when we need him most!