[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune: "I mean... She shoots so well!"

Sun: "Also she has HUGE BOOBS!"

May blushes incredibly hard

Jaune: PUNCHES SUN

Sun: "GAH!"

Jaune: "Sorry Sun, but that's the least a gentleman should do for a lady's honor."

Sun: "Oh... Okay."

Ruby: "W-Wait, you're fine with him hitting you?"

Sun: "Yeah."

Blake: "Oh... Hotblooded manliness..." drools

Jaune: "Clean thoughts, Miss Belladonna."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to think!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

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Weiss walked out to the stables. It was a familiar path to her by now, something she couldn't have imagined months ago. Going down to see a man working hard. Talking to this man. Even... Being friends with this man.

Said man was hard at work, holding one of Orleans' legs up under his armpit. He scraped away at her hoof with a knife, shaving away curls of keratin. Orleans was nickering softly, then snorted.

"There there, just stay calm girl," Jaune said gently, "Easy, easy..."

Orleans resumed nickering quietly. Jaune then looked up and smiled at Weiss.

"Howdy, Weiss!"

"Hello Jaune," Weiss greeted him warmly. "Am I bothering you?"

"No, just getting some work done," Jaune said. He reached down and picked up a horseshoe. He pressed it to Orlean's hoof, then grabbed a hammer. He pulled some nails out of his shirt pocket, and began hammering them into the keratin. Orleans nickered a bit, as Weiss watched in fascination.

"It doesn't hurt her, does it?"

Orleans snorted, shooting Weiss what could almost be considered a scowl. Jaune chuckled.

"No," Jaune said with a smile, "her hooves are like big fingernails. And her Aura protects her, too."

"Then why the horseshoes?" Weiss asked, walking a bit closer as she tilted her head.

"Same reason we wear shoes, even with Aura," Jaune said, finishing pounding the nails in. He patted Orleans' hoof, and let her go. Orleans trotted off around the paddock, as though showing off. She probably was, the vain primadonna.

"There we go," Jaune said with a smile and nod, "Better, right?"

Orleans whinnied happily, and went off to drink from the water trough. Jaune looked to Weiss with a smile.

"So, what brings you out here Weiss?" He asked.

"I was assigned an extra history project and I was hoping you could help me?" Weiss asked. Jaune blinked.

"Well... If I can, I will. I ain't too sure how much help I'll be, Weiss."

"Well... It's about the nomadic tribes of Vale," Weiss said, "You've met a few, haven't you?"

Jaune frowned thoughtfully, then nodded.

"I have. Some dealings, good and bad," he admitted, "Wouldn't the CCTnet be better for that though?"

"I think a personal touch would be a lot better," Weiss said, "Besides... You tell Ruby plenty of stories."

"I just..." Jaune colored, "I uh... I think Nora's a better storyteller myself."

Weiss smiled warmly. She leaned against the fence.

"Please?" She asked. Jaune shrugged and looked out at the valley beyond.

"Well... They live like most folks, I expect. They move around a lot between fortresses when the weather changes, or go from settlement to settlement following herds of bison, deer and the like."

"Why do they want to live like that?" Weiss asked curiously. "Why not just settle down?"

Jaune shrugged. He rested his hand on the fence, and rested his other hand on his gunbelt.

"Cause their fathers and their fathers before their fathers did it. Plenty of their people are more settled, or civilized. Plenty more don't trust the kingdoms to protect them. Ain't too different from the settlers on the frontier, I suspect: They wanna make their own way."

"Are they dangerous? Like in the old movies?" Weiss pressed. Jaune shrugged.

"They can be. Most, you treat fairly with 'em, they'll treat you fair back. Plenty took to the Church of the Broken Table and are as devout as the Archpriest down in the Holy City." He shrugged. "Some are bandits, preying on anyone weaker than them. They stick to their warrior ways, think that attacking defenseless settlers or travelers makes 'em strong." He snorted. "Never saw no bandit pick a fight with someone stronger than them. Always after easy pickings."

"You hate bandits?" Weiss asked quietly. Jaune sucked in a breath through his nostrils, and let it out as a snort like his horse.

"I try not to, Weiss," Jaune stated firmly, "I really try. It ain't easy."

Weiss held her hands together.

"I'm sorry," she said quietly. Jaune shook his head.

"Ain't nothing to be sorry for... You wanted something specific? I dealt a lot with the Rhiannon Tribe. Joseph, King is their leader."

"You mean King Joseph," Weiss corrected. Jaune shook his head.

"No, they always place 'King' after," he said, "Quirk of the language, I believe. He's a crazy old coot, but he deals fairly. Tries to keep his braves from going the bandit route. It never goes well when they do that. Many tribes have been wiped out for trying to relive their glory days."

"All of them?" Weiss gasped. Jaune slowly nodded.

"If they don't surrender? Yes."

"It seems cruel," Weiss murmured. Jaune sucked in a breath.

"It is. Least they get a quick death by the Rangers. They don't extend the same courtesy to their victims," he gritted out, "Or their captives."

Weiss stared at him. She wet her lips. She didn't know why, but...

"You've... Fought them?"

"Once? They attacked us," Jaune said grimly, "Fought them off. Two other times, Mister Duke helped out some Rangers in their assaults on Bandit camps. They were called the Cruálach. They raided settlements. Took everyone who couldn't fight as captives."

Weiss covered her mouth. Jaune kept going, his eyes locked onto the mountain range.

"We tracked them down to their camp. Old ruins from before the Moonbreak, I was told. A great city, whose name is lost to history. The Crualach kept their camp in one of the ancient buildings, like an old coliseum."

He paused, his eyes hardening.

"The captive men? They skinned them alive. Hung their bones as trophies, their skin as banners. The women and children...?" He slowly shook his head. "They were..."

He couldn't continue. He looked down at the ground, his fists clenched tightly. Weiss clutched her hands together, unsure of how to help him. Extending physical comfort wasn't something she was familiar with.

"God... How could such people live around Grimm?"

Jaune snorted.

"They keep moving, like I said. They hide. They use their killing skills on Grimm..." He shook his head, his eyes distant.

"Grimm are monsters... But they ain't cruel or sadistic. They just do what their instincts or whatever tell them to do. Humans and Faunus? Well... Sometimes I wonder if we used monster too hastily for the Grimm..."

Weiss frowned.

"I'm sorry," she said quietly, "I-I didn't mean to..."

Jaune shook his head, his face stony.

"The world's a cruel place, Weiss. But it's also a wonderful one. Besides, I reckon everyone's got pain in their past."

Weiss sucked in a breath. She debated internally, between her instinct and her feelings. She then took a deep breath.

"I... My father wouldn't let me attend Beacon unless I fought an Armored Geist and defeated it," she said. "He watched... Shouting at me to give up. To just accept his orders, his rules. I got this scar," she touched her eye scar, "From it. I managed to defeat it, with next to no Aura left... And he just snorted. Didn't say a thing."

She shook her head.

"I'm sorry. That's nothing compared to-"

"Everyone's got pain in their past," Jaune stated firmly, "It ain't a contest. We're all different." He slowly shook his head back.

"I'm sorry you had to go through that, Weiss. I know it ain't easy."

"No," Weiss said with a smile, "But I'm... I'm glad I got this scar. It means I got to be here. And meet all of my friends."

Jaune smiled warmly back.

"Well... That's how I feel too, Weiss."

They were staring into eachother's eyes. Weiss again licked her lips.

"Tell me," she began, "Um... How do the men and women of the Rhiannon Tribe express affection for eachother?"

STUPID! Her brain shouted at her. It was getting to be too much, too fast. She was at war with herself.

Jaune chuckled.

"Well... A brave goes and kills a deer. He then brings it to her with flowers and presents it to her. He then says 'I will provide for you, and your table will never be empty as long as we are together.'"

Weiss laughed.

"Really?"

Jaune shrugged.

"Well! It seems to work for them. Of course, now the brave has to keep that up. Can be awful hard on a man if his wife has expensive tastes."

"I-I imagine you wouldn't have any trouble with that," Weiss stuttered. Jaune's cheeks turned red.

"Uh, well... ACK!"

Orleans then grabbed Jaune by the poncho and yanked him up. She then tossed her water trough up into the air, drenching Weiss with water.

"ACK! HEY!" Weiss cried.

"ORLEANS! WHAT IN TARNATION?!" Jaune demanded.

Orleans then stomped on her hooves and neighed angrily. Jaune scowled at her.

"What the hell do you mean your horseshoes are crooked?! You complain about this now?"

Orleans squealed angrily. Jaune groaned and looked back at Weiss.

"Sorry Weiss, I gotta handle this," he sighed. "I'm sorry about the water-"

Weiss scowled.

"Oh, don't you worry about that," Weiss stated icily, glaring at Orleans, "I'll go and change."

"Yes ma'am," Jaune said, a bit pale. She softened her expression for him.

"Thank you Jaune. See you later," she said with a nod. She swore Orleans shot her a smug look as she departed.

"I'm beginning to see why Pyrrha is so aggravated by that horse," she muttered.

- - -

 

[SharkCultist]

Jaune: "Clean thoughts, Miss Belladonna."

Blake: "You can't tell me what to think!"

Click to shrink...

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Jaune Arc : Thot Police

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Just a short write up of what would probably happen if Cowboy!Jaune met Adam during the fall of Beacon...

Adam: "You can't escape me, my love. You never could, you never will-"

Jaune walks in, his spurs clinking ominously. His hat is shadowing his eyes.

Blake: "Jaune!"

Adam: "Who's this? Your master? Is he here for his pet?"

Jaune: "I believe you're going to walk away from the lady right now."

There is no humor in Jaune's voice, no warmth. Only cold, dead certainty.

Adam: "Or what?"

Jaune: "Or I'll put a bullet between your eyes. As many as it takes to put you down."

Adam: "You think you're some kind of hero?"

Jaune: "Nope... Just a man with a gun, and a friend in trouble. Last chance. Walk away."

Adam: "..." His chuuni heart can't resist "I'll give you until the bell tolls on that clock. Then... You die in front of the traitor as a lesson on what happens when she defies me."

It doesn't even take a second for Jaune to reply.
Jaune: "Deal."

Blake: "Jaune, run!"

Jaune: "We gotta get to the tower to help Pyrrha... This won't take long."

The bells toll... Adam swings and unleashes Moonslice, Jaune drops and fires his revolvers!

Adam falls back, the Dust rounds having gone right through his Aura and stomach. He staggers back, holding his stomach as he bleeds.

Adam: "... H-How...?"

Jaune: "Pump enough Aura into a bullet... They'll punch through Aura just fine."

Adam: "You...! No human can defeat me! No human can-!" He charges and thrusts his sword for Jaune.

Jaune opens fire, putting every round into Adam. He falls.

Jaune: "... Miss Blake? I believe we have an appointment to keep. Can you walk?"

Blake: "N-Not well..."

Jaune: "Then I'll help you walk to the Tower."

Blake: "Is he dead?"

Jaune: "Don't know. Not sticking around to find out."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Adam falls back, the Dust rounds having gone right through his Aura and stomach. He staggers back, holding his stomach as he bleeds.

Adam: "... H-How...?"

Jaune: "Pump enough Aura into a bullet... They'll punch through Aura just fine."

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Short idea

Jaune unlocks his semblance during the fall, enhances Ruby's semblance so they reach Pyrrha in time, and then lends every bit of his aura that he can into enhancing Crescent Rose.

 

[JiggieP]

I just imagine that Jaune has this special magic(?) revolver like the Mysterious Magnum from Fallout New Vegas, which everytime he take it off or put it back on his holster, a guitar chord play in the background. Which is why he tend not to use it much on the field, unless it's for intimidation / duel.

View: https://youtu.be/gkLj-XHnA?si=NxuozVxoJe8Zqq44

 

[SharkCultist]

Ruby Rose was in hell.
A personal hell of her own making.

And like many bad things in her life it started with the best of intentions and a crazy idea.

To be more specific she started hatching her crazy plan after getting stuck listening to Weiss ramble on about scientific studies and technology breakthroughs from Atlas.

Cool stuff really but Weiss has a way of making it all so dry. But one small bit stuck out to her. A study related to fundamental forces showing interactions between gravity, velocity, and time. That gave Ruby Ideas.

Ideas that were probably very illegal and more than likely should have killed her.

Instead strapping herself with every scrap of gravity dust she could get her hands on, taking a few aura boosters, and pushing her semblance so hard she feels like she got bruises on her soul actually worked.

Ruby Rose was a time traveler.

So of course the first thing she did was save her mom. And when she made that change reality seemed to snap her back to the present like a rubber band.

Only this timeline had her mom alive! And her dad was dead. Ok. She knows how to fix stuff like this. Except no she doesn't.

Every time she goes back and saves someone somebody else dies. Someone just as important to her. Friends and family.

Again and again and Again and again and Again and again and again. AgainAgainAgainAgain.

She spent forever failing. And yet it hasn't even been a day. Until she tried one last time and instead everything stopped.

"Making another attempt Miss Rose?"

Someone was there with her. Standing in a world frozen in time. He was a strange man. if she had to describe him it's like someone took bits of people she new and smashes them together but not quite right

She'd see a bit of Jaune, or Ozpin. Maybe her dad or Qrow in his features. He looked strange, Old, Tired, and so very sad.

"Who are you?"

"Someone who's made this mistake before Miss Rose, you're trying to change something that can't be changed."

"But I did change it, mom died and I made her live again!"

"Yes. And your father died. Then Yang, then Qrow. And everyone else. I'm sorry Miss Rose but it's a Law. Water is wet, day comes after night, and where there is death there will always be death. We can't change that if we try, after all. We DID try."

"So I'm just supposed to give up? Go on knowing I'm a failure?"

"No Miss Rose. You won't remember a thing."

Once again the world jumped like a rubber band snapping back into place. Except this time the band snapped. The world twisted and twisted and turned and burned and Ruby was lost in a sea of images and regrets and failures.

Until she fell out of her chair.


She must have fallen asleep listening to the very not amused Weiss sitting next to her. Ruby wanted to remember her dream, it felt like a sad one but one she shouldn't forget but she couldn't. She'd have a better chance trying to travel through time.

So Ruby began to placate her teammate.

And in the second between seconds a figure watched. Now sporting a pair of silver eyes that perfectly matched her own.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Happy Monday, guys. Here are some prompts:



-Lilac Arc visits Beacon and her Disney Princess/Fluttershy/Belldandy like charm and warmth is a bit overwhelming to everyone.



Yang: "Jaune... She put flowers in my hair and I called her MOMMY."



Jaune: "It's okay Yang... That's normal."



-Ruby and May meet and start learning the lore of the Silver Eyed Warriors (This is a timeline where May is just undercover and grew up with her parents in Pandu).



-May and Jaune are childhood friends... Which makes her transfer to Beacon a bit awkward for Pyrrha.



-Jaune, being the one guy who had a more or less normal childhood compared to most Hunters-in-training, has a lot of various skills that make him very much in demand. Sewing, accounting, cooking... And massages.



-Professor Peach is a bit of a troll and drama queen, so she stirs up shipping drama among the students for her betting... Which all the other faculty do too.



-Cowboy!Jaune's rizz with MILFs is no less powerful in this timeline: Hell it's even worse. How do our heroes keep Jaune from getting taken advantage of by thirsty frontier moms?

 

[Bommel]

Ideas:

- May is from a old ninja (esque) clan, but unlike Blake or her novels, May's clan specialised in Kayakujutsu (火薬術, literally "the art of gunpowder") is the use of firearms, gunpowder and explosives (which of course also includes Dust in the RWBY setting).
Blake may have a minor breakdown with how un-ninjalike May and her clan seem (though May is absolutely capable of using explosives for stealth purposes.

edit:
- Would Capoeira be a traditional Faunus martial art?
This idea came to me because of the fact that Faunus were used in slave labor, and the origin of Capoeira is that African slaves of the Portuguese in Brazil where elements of dance existed partly so that the slaves could mask it as a cultural activity unrelated to fighting, while the kicks and leg sweeps would have been emphasized so slaves could fight with their hands chained.

-May and Jaune are childhood friends... Which makes her transfer to Beacon a bit awkward for Pyrrha.

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So maybe May and Jaune have a kind of Hinata and Naruto relationship when they were young, with May being very shy and in love with Jaune, while Jaune bing oblivious but very sweet, happy and excited (maybe dragging May allong on various childhood advenures and exploits because she is nice and Jaune wanted to do things with his friend).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Naturally, there are many methods the teachers would use to push their particular ship. The most obvious being...



Glynda: "Miss Nikos, you're already tutoring Mister Arc in combat, yes? You will increase your sessions under my supervision."



Port: "It seems to me you need partners to aid you in the Grimm Studies portions of my class! So you will have these 'study buddies' to aid you! You will also go on field training assignments as needed! First pair, Mister Arc and Miss Xiao-Long. Second pair..."



Oobleck: "Group assignments tend to just get all the work shoved onto one person. As a result, this semester project you will be put into pairs to help facilitate your work being efficient. You will also look after the well being of your partner. First pair, Mister Arc and Miss Belladonna. Second pair..."



Ozpin: "While I seldom intervene directly in school affairs, I do manage the Leadership Class. I feel you're all coming under a lot of pressure this semester. Therefore, your assignments will now be split between two. Different leaders of different teams will work together to help handle this increased workload. First pair, Mister Arc and Miss Rose, second pair..."



Peach: "Arc! While you're decent with medical dust, you have almost no experience with the other kinds! Therefore, Miss Schnee will pair with you to bring you up to snuff! This semester long project will help you both, as Miss Schnee is not very adept with Healing Dust. I expect nothing but good results from you both!"



Anne Green: "Miss May Zedong! Your survival skills are adequate but could be MUCH better-Especially for a sniper! As a result, you'll be paired with Jaune Arc: He scored very highly on the survival tests and will be a natural tutor. I expect you both to work very hard and very closely!"



Mombi: "Um... Arslan? Jaune? Since you're both part of the Church of the Broken Table, I could use some help with St Lucy's Orphanage. I think the kids would be very cheered up if they met you while I went down to read to them."



Later...



Neptune: "Is it my imagination or is Arc suddenly very popular with the ladies?"



Sun: "I'm sure it's all in your head."



Scarlet: "Well, something had to be in there."



Neptune: "HEY!"

 

[MetalHead]

Snip

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Salem: Ozma really is going senile with all these reincarnations. Why, back in our days powerful men would just take on multiple wives, rather than... whatever this is. Oh well. (grabs popcorn).

And while I was writing this, a silly idea prompt came to me.

Prompt: Ozpin doesn't fight Salem by fighting her agents and countering her plans. He is fighting her, by creating the most convoluted romantic relationship dramas one can imagine. Not just love triangles, but extremely complicated and tangled web of relationships. So long as Salem is entertained enough and can ship people, she doesn't interfere with humanity all that much.
Unfortunately for Oz, recently (just about a fifty years ago) his ex-wife took a keen interest in harem genre.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Unfortunately for Oz, recently (just about a fifty years ago) his ex-wife took a keen interest in harem genre.

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Ozpin: At least she never got into the weird shit we found a cult of hers was into. By the gods it takes a special kind of depraved suicidal moron to try giving reproductive parts to Grimm.

 

[SharkCultist]

Blake deflects from the good guys and joins Salem secretly.

Because Salem writes some of her favorite porn literature and buys her loyalty with early copies and self inserts.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Neptune wandered by a common area in the Beacon dorms... Then walked backwards. He gaped at the scene before him.

Jaune Arc was sitting with Yang Xiao-Long, going over some homework. That was bad enough!

But Blake Belladonna was sitting behind him, laying on the top of the couch like a cat, occasionally pointing things out. Sitting in his lap was Ruby Rose, cheerfully talking about a few other things, while Pyrrha Nikos sat on Jaune's other side, smiling gently as they went over a few other things.

Weiss Schnee sat across from Jaune, looking a bit exasperated but also giving him small smiles. May Zedong was shyly going over some homework herself at the table, looking up and blushing at Jaune every so often.

In a split second, it came to Neptune. He stormed up to them and pointed a finger at Jaune.

"ARC!"

"Ack! Yes, Neptune?" Jaune asked. Weiss turned an annoyed glare at Neptune, as did Yang. Blake sniffed, Ruby huffed, Pyrrha gave him a far too polite smile, and even May looked a bit annoyed.

"What do you want, Neptune?" Weiss demanded, "We broke up, remember-?"

"I know what you're up to!" He growled. "I know all about your grand-grandfather Shirou! He had three wives!"

Jaune blinked rapidly. The gathered women all looked at him curiously.

"Wait, what? No!" Jaune waved his hands, "My Great Aunts Rin and Sakura just lived in the same house and had kids who were cousins and..." He blinked a few more times. "Oh... Oh geez..."

"YEAH! And now-NOW you're starting your own harem!" Neptune growled. "You made a fool out of me to add Snow Angel to it!"

"You didn't need any help doing that yourself, Blue Boy," Yang sniffed.

"I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!" Neptune growled, pointing his finger in Jaune's face. "YOU WANT ALL THE HOTTIES FOR YOURSELF! WELL! I WON'T LET YOU SUCCEED! I'M ONTO YOU!"

He glared.

"I'm onto you!" He turned and stormed out.

The Hunters-in-training stared after him.

"What's his problem?" Yang scoffed.

"Geez," May muttered.

"No idea," Jaune sighed. He rubbed his temples and laughed. "Ha! He almost had me going there though. Like my Papa Shirou has three wives. Pfft."

"And like you're cunning enough to do that," Weiss sniffed, "Let's move onto the next problem..."

"What's a harem?" Ruby asked curiously. Blake smiled.

"Well, it's-"

"BLAKE!" Yang shouted.

Ruby pouted.

"I wanna know! Jaune?"

"I uh... I'm not having this conversation with you in my lap."

"So how should I be sitting on you?"

"RUBY!"

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Neptune's going to Arslan to further complain, isn't he?

Thanks for the short!

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

This makes me realize Jaunes really the only NORMAL person in Beacon cause everyone else has some weird quirk or trauma.

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Okay fun idea.

Is there anything dumb nick did that triggered a hidden moronsexual side in isabel?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Okay fun idea.

Is there anything dumb nick did that triggered a hidden moronsexual side in isabel?

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Hidden? When he does something kind and dumb while shirtless, she's dragging him off to the bedroom.

 

[SharkCultist]

Okay fun idea.

Is there anything dumb nick did that triggered a hidden moronsexual side in isabel?

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Tries to unscrew the back of one of his kids toys to put in a new battery/dust crystals.

Forgets the rule of righty tighty lefty loosey. Tightens the screw so much it goes through the toy.

She's torn between horny and angry.

 

[Balorak146]

"What's a harem?" Ruby asked curiously. Blake smiled.

"Well, it's-"

"BLAKE!" Yang shouted.

Ruby pouted.

"I wanna know! Jaune?"

"I uh... I'm not having this conversation with you in my lap."

"So how should I be sitting on you?"

"RUBY!"

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Oh, she knows exactly what she's doing.

 

[SharkCultist]

Had a idea that could be taken seriously or as a crack idea.

Salem recruits a new pawn and has hazel and tyrian whip him Into shape before sending him after team JNPR as a test run.

That's when Jaune meets...John.

A guy who dreamed of being a huntsmen so he signed up for a academy with fake transcripts.

He was discovered, beaten, and tossed out the city on his ass. Where Salems group found him.

He still LOVES huntsmen but it's twisted now.

He studies them relentlessly. He could take apart Ruby's sniper scythe mid combat just from how much he's studied her movements and blueprints. Hours and hours and days and weeks studying every single huntsmen.

His blonde hair is long and scraggly, his blue eyes have dark circles. He looks like a mess but he's never been happier.

If he can't be a huntsmen he'll be their grindstone.

Jaune is horrified seeing this guy (and since his team and RWBY don't know about his transcripts yet) his friends have no clue why.

 

[Gur40]

Oh, she knows exactly what she's doing.

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Gremlin Ruby is best Ruby!

 

[Bommel]

"No idea," Jaune sighed. He rubbed his temples and laughed. "Ha! He almost had me going there though. Like my Papa Shirou has three wives. Pfft."

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Jaune: "There's no way that Papa Shirou only had three wives. He had at the very least five, possibly more."

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Hidden? When he does something kind and dumb while shirtless, she's dragging him off to the bedroom.

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As we all know it took some… "digging" for her to get to that point.

Before then i imagine she had an idealized idea of love.

These forst ever urges and horny feelings would contradict that

 

[MetalHead]

Jaune: "There's no way that Papa Shirou only had three wives. He had at the very least five, possibly more."

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GrandAunt Sakura: It's not like many people know about the true nature of Shirou's relationship with Illyasviel, or about Medusa, or Caren.

GrandAunt Rin: Nobody likes to talk about Caren.

GrandAunt Sakura: Oh, shush, Nee-san, you can't be still salty at her for proving it always was a harem, and not policycle.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune: "Ruby, could you come here for a second?"

Ruby: "Sure Jaune, what's up?"

Jaune shows her the cylinder of his Goldstone Customs.

Jaune: "As a professional weaponeer, what would you say these are chambered in?"

Ruby takes a closer look.

Ruby: "Aren't these just .44's? Wait, no, the cylinder is too long. Some kind of custom loaded .44? But that would be annoying to resupply out in the field and Nell Goldstone made the best Huntsmen arms in the world so she would know better..."

Jaune: "You're never going to guess."

Ruby, pouting: "Give me a second."

Ruby stares at the cylinder for a bit longer before her eyes widen.

Ruby: "No Way! She chambered them in .30-30!?"

Jaune: "One of the most common rifle calibers in the world. Makes resupplyin' at any outpost way easier."

Ruby: "A rifle round. In a revolver. Okay, cowboy..."

Jaune: "What, you questionin' the incredible Nell Goldstone?"

Ruby: "I'm questioning your ability to use Aura to reinforce your wrists. Part of the reason Crescent Rose mecha-shifts into a scythe - a big part - is so I can stab it into the ground to brace it when I fire it."

Jaune: "I practiced with 'em until I could shoot nice and steady... Which admittedly took a damn long time."

Ruby: "We gotta find Yang and have you two spar. I bet you could catch Ember Celica's punches with that kind of conditioning!"

Jaune: "Eh? Well... I don't think I-"

Ruby: "YANG! Jaune wants to catch your punches! He thinks he can!"

Jaune: "Wha-I said no such thing!"

Yang: "Oh does he?"

Jaune: "I did not-"

Yang: "Let's SEE!" She swings her fist right at Jaune's face!

Jaune's hand snaps up and catches her fist. The ground underneath his feet is shattered and wind rushes away from the point of contact. But he stays on his feet.

Jaune: "... Breaker Above Ruby! You tryin' t' get me killed?!"

Yang: "Hey! Not bad cowboy! Now let's see if you can block it when I'm actually trying!"

Jaune: "Uh, thank you kindly-Wait what?!"

Yang raises her other fist.

Jaune: "Now wait a minute Yang I ain't-!"

His hands went back up.

Yang punches him way harder the second time. Jaune catches the blow, but is knocked off his feet by the sheer force.

Jaune: "WOAH!" He is Slammed into a tree... And through it.

Ruby: "Yang!"

Yang: "What? He said he could catch it."

Jaune: Slowly stands up "Urgh... Nice hit."

Yang: "Nice catch."

Jaune: Waves his hand with a wince "You're incredible as always, Miss Yang."

Yang, fingerguns: "Damn straight!"

Jaune: "Geez... My dang fingers..."

Ruby: "Don't worry! I'll look them over! I've been training in first aid!"

Jaune: "Well, thank you kindly Ruby..."

Ruby is looking over Jaune's hands, touching them, massaging them...

Yang: glares "Oh, I see how it is."

Ruby: "I-I don't know what you're talking about! I'm sure Jaune appreciates a girl with a gentle touch..."

Jaune: "I would if I could feel anything."

 

[JiggieP]

Ruby be using her engineer mind to engineered a situation where she can caresses Jaune's hands.

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Ngl when i first saw this i thought it was going to tun into jaune awakening something in the girls

 

[Bommel]

Ruby is looking over Jaune's hands, touching them, massaging them...

Yang: glares "Oh, I see how it is."

Ruby: "I-I don't know what you're talking about! I'm sure Jaune appreciates a girl with a gentle touch..."

Click to shrink...

So what if Jaune gave the girls some massages with his strong and caressed hands?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some prompts:

-Another possible twist with Raven? She is deep undercover so she would get recruited by Salem and be Ozpin's agent right in Salem's court.

-Back in the day, when Nick went on a date with Summer? Isabel went on a date with Qrow to show how NOT jealous she was.

-Jaune and Yang spend a lot more time together having fun, supervising Ruby, training, even dancing. But they're just friends... Right?

-Cowboy Jaune needs a rival. A gunslinger as good as him. A blackhat villain. Possibly someone who also went on Duke Rooster's cattle drives who got similar training but went for evil. Who is his Indio? His Lee Van Cleef? His Liberty Valance?

-Pyrrha's mother visits and her friends resolve to help Pyrrha stand up to her!