zMADLAXz
Will argue for Shonen supremacy even in porn.
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Man we all need to get off Neptune's ass.As an expansion to one idea that caught my fancy though... Jaune the Mad Lad.
Cardin and team CRDL being the ones who learn that Jaune was A: Crazy enough to forge his way into Beacon, B: Crazy enough to go through Initiation without Aura and C: Crazy enough to do ALL of that, and still survive? Is when they consider him the Maddest of Lads. And thus provide a happy masculine support network for Jaune and Ren so that they can be guys in peace.
Jaune: "I just... What does she SEE in Neptune? That guy?"
Cardin: "Seriously dude, fuck that guy."
Russel: "He thinks he's sooo cool with his damn pick up lines! He flirts with anything that moves!"
Sky: "Like, does she have that low of self esteem she'll fall to some pretty boy who flatters her?"
Dove: "You may have dodged a bullet, Jaune. Imagine if she did like you. She'd be emotionally needy and pushy."
Jaune: "I mean... I might like that? I like assertive girls who can fight and are confident."
Cardin: "Then date Xiao-Long. Come on Bro! Do it!"
Jaune: "I uh... Well..."
Ren: "Have you any advice for me?"
Cardin: "Marry the orangette before someone else does, dude."
Ren: "... You think someone else might be... Into her?" Ominous
Cardin: "Sky?"
Sky: "Er well ya know... I just heard rumors-"
Russel: "Neptune said he wanted to make that orange shortstack of pancakes his."
Ren: "... I see."
Jaune: draws his sword "I'm totally fine with beating him up if you are, Ren."
Ren: "No Jaune, you would be the obvious suspect."
Dove: "Every man in this school would be an obvious suspect for beating him up."
This boy is getting discounts on all you can eat buffets of Knuckle Sandwich across Space and Time.
And to be completely fair, Sun also deserves some jokes on his behalf for his simping even if he is a pretty cool character.