[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Here's a fun, ridiculous idea:

Nora gets a real live working set of Cupid's bow and arrows. Unfortunately she's a terrible shot with a bow and arrow.

Even more unfortunately, she keeps trying. And chaos ensues.

Cinder is hot for Mercury and he's terrified.

Yang, Glynda and Pyrrha are fighting over Jaune. Whitley is trying to impress Ruby. Cardin is trying to serenade Blake.

Coco is chasing Russel down with whips and he is TERRIFIED.

Sun is about to get shackled by an amorous Weiss.

May is tying up Neptune and dragging him off.

And so on. Because Nora just can't seem to hit Ren and get him focused on her!

 

[ExFelineServer3]

The one, almost, successful time Nora aims and releases for Ren, he either bends down or turns or shifts just enough for the arrow to slightly tag a piece of clothing before passing by and hitting someone else

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Nora hits a hot fox Faunus woman... Who proceeds to jump Professor Port.

Port: "Oh my, darling! We're at school-!"

Fox Girl: "But I want another baby, my love~!"

Nora: "Wait, he's married!? To her?!"

Port: "My overwhelming masculinity is what attracted her!"

 

[Gyron]

We get a combination of a time travel and cloning/splicing plot where Jaune is turned into a number of different versions of himself. We get normal Jaune, older and much more mature 'daddy' Jaune, baby Jaune that causes every motherly instinct to go into overdrive, and old man Jaune who seems crazy but is the definition of 'beware the old man in a world where men die young' trope.

Mature Jaune causes every older woman to become either flustered, enamored, or downright down bad. We're taking innately suave and smoother than a frictionless surface, but not as dense as his younger self and willing to have fun with it without hurting others. Glynda is calling Isabel to warn her of her future(?) son's power level and Isabel knowingly gives Glynda her favor, much to the headmistresses' mortification.

Old Jaune scares the piss out of Ozpin and Salem alike since even though he seems crazy, he just took down a wyvern Grimm in a single strike and with all the effort of making a pot of tea. He also may or may not be speaking with the Blacksmith when he's seemingly rambling.

Normal Jaune takes care of baby Jaune, the latter of whom has people wrapped around his little fingers and is so cute Weiss almost suffers a stroke. Pyrrha meanwhile starts to develop baby rabies and must resist making Jaune a dad for real while helping take care of baby Jaune. Baby Jaune also teams up with Zwei for double the cute and may or may not kill the Grimm inside Cinder from just his cuteness alone.

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Old Man Jaune, former Rusted Knight, now the Avatar of Change and the Blacksmith's Favorite Son, mostly because he stays in contact with his mom unlike his wayward elder siblings.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

When when Nora's next arrow goes awry and hits emerald everyone waits in apprehension to see what she'll do. Absolutely nothing changes, she's already obsessed with cinder. Everyone except Cinder and Mercury thinks her obsession came from the arrow.

Nora cries when she hits Penny. The friendly robot flies off with Ren.

Nora: "HELP ME JAUNE-JAUNE!"

Jaune: "I-I'm a little busy, Nora!"

Yang: "HE'S MINE!"

Pyrrha: "MINE!"

Glynda: "STAND ASIDE GIRLS! HE NEEDS A WOMAN!"

Nora: "Oh no! How could this have happened?!"

Jaune: "YOU SHOT THEM!"

Nora: "Oh yeah."

 

[Bommel]

It's worth noting that Cupid/Eros didn't just have love arrows (which were gold tipped), but also arrows of hate (tipped with lead).

Spoiler: The Mythology Guy on Cupid. 💗💖💘

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Here's a fun, ridiculous idea:

Nora gets a real live working set of Cupid's bow and arrows. Unfortunately she's a terrible shot with a bow and arrow.

Even more unfortunately, she keeps trying. And chaos ensues.

Cinder is hot for Mercury and he's terrified.

Yang, Glynda and Pyrrha are fighting over Jaune. Whitley is trying to impress Ruby. Cardin is trying to serenade Blake.

Coco is chasing Russel down with whips and he is TERRIFIED.

Sun is about to get shackled by an amorous Weiss.

May is tying up Neptune and dragging him off.

And so on. Because Nora just can't seem to hit Ren and get him focused on her!

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Where Velvet at?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Where Velvet at?

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Nora got her in another shot... And now she's pursuing Cardin as well.

 

[Bofors40mm]

Well found this nice image while trawling. Hope its useful for the Arkos stuff

Pyrrha x Jaune by NeoVisionAI on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

got to figure out how to not require it to be a link though.

my internet fu skills need a upgrade
that and QQ has changed its image embed stuff to make it harder.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Nora ducks behind Jaune after shooting a arrow at a random girl who just happened to be walking by

Jaune: "Wha- Nora!"

Arslan who was just minding her own business before being shot by an arrow looks up to see Jaune and thinks to herself "MINE!"

Jaune: "Arslan before you try anything, just know there's already three women who are trying to get me as well and they'll stop at nothing to destroy anything or anyone that get's in there way. So knowing that, you should probably... and she's already gone off to fight them. Sigh Good job Nora, now there's gonna even more property damage to clean up."

Nora: "True, but Pyrrha and Yang alone couldn't hold off Goodwitch forever. So this way those two get backup, and we get more time to save Renny from that no good flying orangenette hussie!"

Jaune: "Fair enough, but you're still grounded after this."

Momentarily, thanks to the fact Penny is not using her rocket boots at full blast, Jaune and Nora catch up with Penny and Ren.

Penny: "Nora! I am feeling such passion for Ren!" Squeezes him "Is this what they call 'love'?"

Jaune: "No! No, it's been magically induced because Nora's an idiot!"

Nora: "HEY!"

Jaune: "Did you not think of just ASKING Ren out?"

Nora: "Of course I did! And I said it! And did it! And it didn't work! So I had to escalate to using a magical set of bow and arrows to try and get him to feel how I do!"

Jaune: "Okay... Ren? If you'd be willing to be honest with your feelings please?"

Yang: "THERE HE IS!"

Jaune: "Maybe hurry? Like NOW?"

Ren: "Nora... I do care for you. But I'm afraid to take that step because I feel guilty."

Nora: "Guilty? For what?"

Ren: "For living while my friends and family died. And... If I lost you, what would I have then?"

Nora: "Oh Ren, you shouldn't blame yourself for something like. What happened was completely out of our control. The fact that we survived it was a miracle in it of itself."

Ren: "That doesn't change the fact that I lived while others more deserving than I did not. Why should I be allowed to have what they could not?"

Nora: "You lived, that's why. Believing that you are unworthy of having the life those people could have had is dumb. If anything you should be experiencing all that life has to offer. Do all the things they didn't, couldn't, and will no longer be able to do. I don't know why we survived whereas others did not, but I do know it would be a disservice to those people if we didn't use the gift given to us to try and live a life free from regret. You deserve to be happy Ren, to have a life, and though I won't force you to do anything, I think I can help give you it."

Ren: "... How?"

Nora: Grins cheerfully "By being with you, silly!"

Ren: "... Then will you be with me?"

Nora: "Of course I will!" Hugs him

Penny: "Oh... I am now feeling sad and jealous. How should I react?"

Jaune: "It's not real, Penny! None of the feelings induced by the arrows are real!"

Nora: "Nuh uh! They're totally real! It can't work with nothing! That's what the little magic man who gave me them said!"

Jaune: "In what world would some of the strongest, most attractive, and highly Intelligent women I know be in any way shape or form attracted to me!? At least to the degree that getting shot with an apparently magic arrow would get them to fall in love with me."

Pyrrha, Yang, Glynda, and Arslan blush at Jaune's statement about them, but are overall angry at his belief that they wouldn't be able to fall in love with him. Which also makes them all pause.

Jaune: "Okay so let's break the damn curse already!"

Nora: "Spell!"

Jaune: "WHATEVER!" Snaps the bow in half "... Did that work?"

Nora: "No idea!"

Jaune: "No idea?! You didn't even ask the guy how to make it stop?!"

Nora: "... Ohhhh... Shoot. I knew I forgot something!"

Ren: "You really should expect this sort of thing from her by now."

Meanwhile...

Whitley: "... Why are we making out?"

Ruby: "Is that a problem?"

Whitley: "... I suppose not?"

Ruby: "YAY!"

Blake: "Oh thank the Horned God, Cardin's off with that rabbit girl... Sun! Sun, are you-?"

Weiss and Sun are making out.

Blake: "WHAT?!"

Sun: "What? You said we weren't a thing."

Blake: "W-WE WERE!"

Sun: "News to me!"

Written with help from Red Dragon Empress