[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[LordofBones]

finally got some time to write some prompts.
-team RWBY due to some shenanigans are currently held in cells by the VPD(Vale Police Department). while they wait for the bail, they learn that Jaune and Ren are on first name basis with the VPD. Ren due to Nora, who they just notices is in the cell next to them, and Jaune due to him helping around the precinct.

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Yang tries flirting with Jaune to them out and just ends up digging herself in deeper and deeper.

Tai: "SEXUAL HARRASMENT?! QROOOOOOOW-"

Some fun ideas:

-Ren offers Blake some Menagerian tea. Jaune cooks her dishes that cat Faunus tend to love. Pyrrha offers to promote Faunus causes and Nora wants to help Blake catch that pesky laser dot. In short, everyone knew she was a Cat Faunus from the start except for RWBY. And when I mean everyone I mean EVERYONE.

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Cardin: "She's so stereotypical that she offends actual cats. How the hell did you not know?"
Velvet: "Uh, her team is...the...y'know...special one."
Jaune: *deep, pitying look*

-Yang is bullying Jaune. Slapping him on the ass, telling him he's cute and handsome, challenging him to fights in Combat Class. Jaune's gonna stand up for himself against her bullying! He'll beat her in combat class and at video games and even at movie watching and kissing... Wait. Is she actually bullying him? Or is something else going on?

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Everyone is genuinely concerned and running interference until Ruby finds out that Yang's been getting tips from Vacuoan telenovelas.

and some more RNJR propaganda

Spoiler: the agenda

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Girls: "Team RWBY, represent!"
Ruby: *nervous laugh* "Oh, right, about that..."
Nora: "Heeey, someone mixed up Ruby's luggage! She's sharing Jaune-Jaune's room!"

 

[zMADLAXz]

and some more RNJR propaganda

Spoiler: the agenda

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This ain't no propaganda, that's just facts.

Or rather,

Teenage friends with MC complex

VS

Teenage Classmates with self -worth issues but will not let you cry

 

[zMADLAXz]

So one thing that was bothering me is that post V9 the world doesn't have its conventional resources anymore.

Dust extraction has halted and a majority of the population is concentrated in Vacuo. Which I think is unable to sustain such a large population.

So to first of all overcome the resources, they need a fuel sources. Petroleum comes to mind and it isn't too far fetched to think about since plastic is a thing in Remnant so they must know bout distillation of crude oil.

Since now they are in Vacuo, which is a desert and if it follows real world logic, has a high probability of having Oil resources.

So now another problem arises, who will become the next 'Schnee'? The one with the control of the most important commodity of the current world?

 

[cavalal386]

Yang tries flirting with Jaune to them out and just ends up digging herself in deeper and deeper.

Tai: "SEXUAL HARRASMENT?! QROOOOOOOW-"

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i think this would fit the second prompt better.

-Jaune wanted to be a hero. just because he failed to get into Becaon doesn't mean he's going to give up on his dream, not when he still has his back-up plan in the from of joining the VPD.

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because is the first prompt Jaune is still a hunter, but help around the precinct as an apologize for Nora's Nora-ness.
where as in the second one he's a cop-in-training who has to deal with the rest of the cast and their shenanigans.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

"Come on, Cowboy! Pony up!"

Jaune looked up from his homework to the table in the JNPR common room. Team RWBY and Pyrrha were gathered around, while Nora and Ren were watching a movie nearby. Yang grinned like a hungry shark as she held up a deck of cards. Jaune's eyes narrowed.

"You stole my playing cards," he accused her. Yang nodded, unrepentant.

"And you'll get them back if you play a few hands with us, Stud," she said, "it'll be aces!"

Weiss groaned in a long suffering tone. Nora scowled from the couch and held up a thumbs down.

"Booo!"

"Wow, it must be really bad if Nora didn't like it," Ruby snickered. Yang shook her head.

"Shut up, Ruby. Come on Jaune! Why won't you play poker with us? Afraid we'll win and get your body~?"

Jaune coughed. Pyrrha blushed and looked speculative, as did Blake. Weiss was bright red and sputtering, but her eyes went to Jaune all the same. Ruby covered her redface, but peeked through her fingers at the cowboy. Jaune finally sighed.

"All right," he said, slowly standing up. He walked to the table and calmly pulled out the one remaining chair. He sat down in it.

"What we playing for? And if it's strip poker, I'm out," Jaune stated flatly.

"Awww," Yang pouted. Weiss cleared her throat.

"Just a friendly game," she stated, holding up a box of chips, "with nothing perverted happening. We just wanted to see your skill, since you said you've played before."

"Of course, that might just be a lie," Yang teased. Jaune scowled.

"I'm not a liar, Miss Xiao-Long," he stated. He looked seriously offended.

"Don't take it so personally, Cowboy!" Yang said with a smile. Jaune's scowl grew deeper. Pyrrha reached out to rest a hand over his.

"She didn't mean anything personal, Jaune," Pyrrha said quietly, "You know this."

Yang winced a bit. She slowly nodded.

"Yeah... I'm just curious about your skills."

Jaune relaxed very slightly.

"Well... If it's just friendly like," Jaune said with a shrug and a small smile. Yang grinned mischievously. She glanced at Ruby and Blake, who nodded. Weiss maintained her poker face, but only just.

Their plan was simple: Win enough to escalate into removing clothing. Jaune was frustratingly polite and reserved, never doffing any clothing around them even in the scorching heat. Even Pyrrha, sweet and "innocent" as she was, was in on the plot.

Between all five of them, they were sure they could get Jaune down to his bare chest at least.

What could possibly go wrong?

Three hours later...

Jaune coughed, looking very uncomfortable as Blake laid in his lap and Yang massaged his shoulders from behind. A huge pile of lien stood in front of him, with various objects tucked in haphazardly.

"Ah... Ladies? Can we call it a night?" Jaune asked.

"NO!" Weiss growled, a fire in her eyes, "I know I'm going to win! I just know it!"

"Not before I win first," Pyrrha stated, as firm and grim as a warrior on a battlefield.

"You got my Crescent Rose!" Ruby said, almost desperate, "I can't let that stand!"

"I didn't ask you to bet that!" Jaune insisted, "I didn't ask you to bet anything! Certainly not Miss Belladonna and Miss Xiao-long's bets!"

"What? You don't want us to be your slave girls?" Yang asked, frustrated but enjoying the blush she got out of him.

"I-You-I certainly didn't mean to win that hand!"

"Well you did, so accept the consequences, nyah," Blake stated, smugly smirking at the fuming Pyrrha, Weiss and Ruby.

Nora for her part was scowling at the movie box.

"What the heck do they mean it's a deconstruction?! Shinji's not the first mentally ill, traumatized giant robot pilot! And the symbolism doesn't mean anything, it just looks cool! And they explain everything that happened! It's not up to your interpretation at all!"

Ren sighed and patted Nora on the back.

"One should never believe the hype," he wisely stated.