mgl1206
Not too sore, are you?
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There are, not as much, but there are. Summer Rose as a guardian, Ruby, even a few with Jaune.
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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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LordofBones
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Another Salem trolling moment!
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
SharkCultist
The Kamen Rider Of Depression
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Huh. I think I just realized something.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.