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[Gur40]

If BeaconTeam RWBY or AJT RWBY meet alt versions of themselves which would you prefer?

So we have the 2 DC versions

Spoiler: dc outfits

and the dead mobile game with Crescent Rose Full Bloom

Spoiler: Chinese mobile game

 

[SharkCultist]

Definitely prefer the Chinese one.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Here's a fun prompt: Say Blake had an arranged marriage waiting for her in Menagerie. Some ponce elitist. Blake ran away for the White Fang and Adam, but now she's in the public eye and said ponce sets out to "rescue" her.



He could be a full on hatesink character like Hex Skvader (or be Hex himself), a jerk idiot like Kuno from Ranma 1/2, or just kind of a misguided dope. Either way a lot of chaos ensues-Especially if he starts challenging Jaune and Sun to duels for Blake.

 

[cavalal386]

i hate my self for just now figure out May Zedong ie purple mushroom joke
RWBY is fairytale/folk tale reversal and May ZE DONG is a busty girl...

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... wut?
wasn't there a rule that all rwby characters were supposed to be based on fairytale/folk tale?

He could be a full on hatesink character like Hex Skvader (or be Hex himself), a jerk idiot like Kuno from Ranma 1/2, or just kind of a misguided dope. Either way a lot of chaos ensues-Especially if he starts challenging Jaune and Sun to duels for Blake.

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or and hear me out, he's a wholesome loving bro, the third blond musketeer to Sun and Jaune.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

or and hear me out, he's a wholesome loving bro, the third blond musketeer to Sun and Jaune.

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I like him being even more of a golden retriever than Jaune. It would clash with Blake's personality so hard. Especially if he was a dog Faunus

He would be of the school of childhood promises: He made a promise to always protect Blake and he's trying to fulfill it like a typical shonen manga hero... But he's hopelessly inept at it.

Unlike Jaune who just needed training to bring out his massive potential, this guy is just a complete disaster.

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

wasn't there a rule that all rwby characters were supposed to be based on fairytale/folk tale?

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Nope. Only team RWBY, the characters involved in their trailers, and Cinder I guess.

Ozpin, Glynda and Ironwood are inspired by the Wizard of Oz. You could argue it's a fairy tale, but still. Team JNPR are genderbent historical/mythological figures who in their stories crossdressed (Joan or Arc, Achilles, Thor, Mulan). Roman was inspired by Clockwork Orange and Neopolitan by the ice cream she's named after.

Now I might be wrong, but this is just what I remember.

 

[Unknown_One]

RWBY: Fairy Tales (Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast, Goldilocks)

JNPR: Historical/Mythical figures that all cross-dressed.

Cardin: Named for the Cardinal Winchester, the one who tried Joan of Arc and condemned her as a heretic, hence the slash Jaune/Cardin pairing being named 'Heresy'

Ozluminati: Wizard of Oz

Cinder: Cinderella

Oobleck: Dr. Seuss' "The Oobleck and Bartholomew"

Port: Boy who cried Wolf, IIRC.

Sienna Khan: Shere Khan (Jungle Book)

Salem: I'm thinking the Salem Witch Trials

Sun: The Great Wukong, Chinese Legend

Neptune: Take a WILD guess…

Velvet: Velveteen Bunny

Coco: Coco Chanel, wasn't a fashion name during 1930-40's Germany.

Watts: Arthur Conan Doyle/Dr. John Watson from Sherlock Holmes

I can't remember the rest, but there's a good bit of them.

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

can't remember the rest, but there's a good bit of them.

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Gepeto and Penny Polendina - Pinocchio.

Hazel - Hanzel and Gretel.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

An older crack idea I had: Sun is convinced Jaune and Blake are together. Jaune insists they aren't but they just keep being seen together, ending up in a pile of limbs, Blake keeps showing up wearing Jaune's hoodie... It's all perfectly innocent but Sun thinks Jaune is moving in on his girl!

Is Blake simply trolling them both so she's at the center of a love triangle? Is she aware of how dangerous a game she's playing when Pyrrha's jealousy begins to rear its ugly head? Is she insane for trying to get Yang and Jaune to have their own torrid affair?

 

[LordofBones]

An older crack idea I had: Sun is convinced Jaune and Blake are together. Jaune insists they aren't but they just keep being seen together, ending up in a pile of limbs, Blake keeps showing up wearing Jaune's hoodie... It's all perfectly innocent but Sun thinks Jaune is moving in on his girl!

Is Blake simply trolling them both so she's at the center of a love triangle? Is she aware of how dangerous a game she's playing when Pyrrha's jealousy begins to rear its ugly head? Is she insane for trying to get Yang and Jaune to have their own torrid affair?

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Blake: *nosebleed* "Yes, yes, and then I'll be tied up in the corner and forced to watch a superior human woman steal away my husband..." *drools and continues scribbling* "Oooh, and then he'll make me beg for a turn in our own wedding bed, while my suitors realize they'll never match up to human virility..."

Ruby: *eyes narrowed* "My Filth-o-meter is short-circuiting again. Blake must be thinking about something lewd."

 

[SharkCultist]

... alternative semblance idea for Blake.

Her Semblance lets her change what kind of cat she is. Which changes her coloration and mindset.

She stays a black cat because it's what she was born as and being constantly horny on main is the least problematic version of Blake.


She's banned from changing into a Orange cat inside menagerie.

 

[LordofBones]

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"Aw, thanks Sun!" Weiss cooed, opening her gift. She gasped in joy. "Ooh! Banana cupcakes?"

"Well, I like to give you my banana whenever possible," Sun said with a wink and smirk. Weiss giggled, though her blush was quite real.

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Jaune: *slams hand on table* "How dare you."
Everyone else: *startled*
Jaune: "How dare you court a woman with processed, chain-factory-produced, cardboard garbage! This isn't fresh or organic; this isn't fit to serve a raccoon faunus!"
Blake: "That's racist!"
Jaune: "Quiet, cat! Only food matters here, not your savior complex!"
Weiss: "Well, I like it!"
Jaune: "You're a new money Atlesian! You think a proper meal is a thumb-length piece of well-done steak with gold leaf garnishing in a plate the size of my head! No, you're going to bake fresh, homemade cupcakes, and I'm going to drill the recipe into your head or by my farmboy soul I'll turn you into shepherd's pie: monkey edition!"
Sun: *tiny voice" "yessir"
Jaune: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
Sun: "YES SIR JAUNE SIR!"
Jaune: "GOOD, NOW GRAB A LADLE AND GIVE ME FIFTY STIRS, BOTH CLOCKWISE AND ANTICLOCKWISE! AIN'T NO WAY YOU'RE BAKING ANYTHING WITH THOSE TWIGGY ARMS!"
Sun: "YES SIR!"
Jaune: "RUBY! I NEED A SEXY BAKING ASSISTANT, STAT!"

 

[Gur40]

So made a RWBY version a

Spoiler: Kiss Chart

tell me if it fits or if i'm wrong

and found this on seems to fit Weiss

Spoiler: AJT Nightmare Weiss vs Weiss

Voidmage713 • 3y ago

Nightmare: . . . Oh, really? Then without thinking about it, tell me the name of the most attractive person in Beacon.

Weiss: Pyrrha. No, I mean Blake- Wait! I mean Yang . . . Crap.

Nightmare: . . . Couldn't even pretend to say Jaune, huh?

Weiss: . . . I mean . . . He's cute, he's just not my type . . .

Nightmare: . . . So, a little Bi, perhaps?

Weiss: . . . *Whine*

Nightmare: . . . Face it, "Me." From the Legendary Invincible Girl down to your puppy dog partner, you're attracted to just about every girl in Beacon.

Weiss: . . . They all have no business being so pretty!


u/JMHSrowing • 3y ago

Nightmare: "Oh but don't they? In the prime of life and extremely fit, it only makes sense. Especially since they are beautiful on the inside too."

Weiss: "Yeah. . . When you put it like- Hey wait! What are you trying to get at!?"

Nightmare: "Does everything I say have to be some kind of ploy?"

Weiss: "Yes."

Nightmare: "Eh, I feel called out, but you're right. Admitting how it's only understandable to be attracted to them is your first step."

Weiss: "Nnnnnoooo-. . . . Okay actually now hold on. I'm even more confused."

Nightmare: "Oh do tell."

Weiss: "Wouldn't. . . Me accepting myself and being open about myself be the opposite of a nightmare?"

Nightmare: "Such a smart little snowflake. . . Yes, it would be. . . If once you get a girlfriend you could decide if you wanted to step on them or be stepped on."

Weiss: ". . . You really are a monster."

u/Mongoose42 • 3y ago

Nightmare: "I'm not a monster, I'm just you but gayer."

Weiss: "…Who have you been gay with?"

Nightmare: "Excuse yourself?"

Weiss: "You say you're me, but gayer, which means if you've taken that next step in being gay, you must've been gay with someone. So who?"

Nightmare: "Well first there was Ruby, then Pyrrha, then Blake, then—"

Weiss: "Yeah, but… in here. Right?"

Nightmare: "…"

Weiss: "Which means… none of it actually ever happened. None of it can happen for you…"

Nightmare: "…Don't you dare say it."

Weiss: "…You're the useless lesbian. At least I can go out into the real world and get a date, but you? You're stuck in this fake world. With your fake girlfriends."

Nightmare: "THEY'RE REAL TO ME!"

Weiss: "Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here. See you later, virgin."

Nightmare: "So are you!"

Weiss: "Not for long."

 

[Maki-Okami]

Spoiler: Early Draft designs of RWBY

Hiru from Blusky

Here are some fanart of the early designs of team RWBY. Apparently there was some discussion to turn Ruby into a wolf Faunus but they decided to keep Blake as the sole rep

 

[AndrewJTalon]

If BeaconTeam RWBY or AJT RWBY meet alt versions of themselves which would you prefer?

So we have the 2 DC versions

Spoiler: dc outfits

and the dead mobile game with Crescent Rose Full Bloom

Spoiler: Chinese mobile game

Click to shrink...

Chinese definitely. It's like they're deliberately making everything in the West terrible so they can get all the gaming money.