[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[John Jackson]

-Isabel doesn't just want Jaune to follow in her footsteps to become a doctor... She wants him to become a SUPERVILLAIN! Sure she's mostly retired but the rest of her daughters aren't interested! Tangy is the closest but she doesn't have any sense of PRESENTATION! So she's depressed Jaune wants to become a hero! But upon meeting Ruby and his new friends... The urge to build a death ray awakens.

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Jaune
"Mom I don't think I'm really villain material "
Nick
"Just play along son worse she's going to do in use the "peace" ray on the grimlands and crush some bandits with the Arc WarZord the rest is really just role play"
Jaune
"That's almost more disturbing, and Blake why are you tied up back there nobody has kidnapped you yet….and how did you get into the family lair?"
And wouldn't Tanngy be the family supervillain?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune
"Mom I don't think I'm really villain material "
Nick
"Just play along son worse she's going to do in use the "peace" ray on the grimlands and crush some bandits with the Arc WarZord the rest is really just role play"
Jaune
"That's almost more disturbing, and Blake why are you tied up back there nobody has kidnapped you yet….and how did you get into the family lair?"
And wouldn't Tanngy be the family supervillain?

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Tangy is too practically minded for supervillainy. She wouldn't have any gimmicks or grandiose speeches or sense of PRESENTATION!


View: https://youtu.be/dy2zB8bLSpk

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Tangy is too practically minded for supervillainy. She wouldn't have any gimmicks or grandiose speeches or sense of PRESENTATION!

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I always felt that this guy was one of the best examples of what a supervillain should be like outside of Megamind. Even better then Gru and all the others.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtq-mlzY7s&pp=ygUfZG9vZmVuc2htaXJ0eiBldmlsIGluY29ycG9yYXRlZA%3D%3D
When you got your own jingle and a agency that sends someone after you everyday no matter what, then you got it made. That plus just imagine Jaune being sent to intern with him!

"Dr. Doofensmirtz, why are we putting your office over Vale's town hall?"
"So we can lord over my brother and pass all kinds of laws! Like banning Grimm Masks! Or brussel sprouts that were boiled!"

 

[Gur40]

So, some prompts. My aim is to end the Arc Clan or Jaune Shouldn't Use... This year. So here are some new ideas:

-Yang and Jaune get into an argument over the best Professor Paradox (Aka the best Doctor from Doctor Who). This escalates when other friends get into the argument. Though they can all agree that the 13th-15th Professors were all awful.

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Jaune would argue on how the ideas would have been good and they had good ideas, just terrible execution and writing decisions... wait a minute

-Isabel doesn't just want Jaune to follow in her footsteps to become a doctor... She wants him to become a SUPERVILLAIN! Sure she's mostly retired but the rest of her daughters aren't interested! Tangy is the closest but she doesn't have any sense of PRESENTATION! So she's depressed Jaune wants to become a hero! But upon meeting Ruby and his new friends... The urge to build a death ray awakens.

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The Twins being mad scientists but not villians hurts but if a nice evil girl could seduce him to the dark side[more likely the opposite will happen] i mean Ruby already a mad scientist light with a tragic past that gets along with the twins!
Weiss more then happy to destroy her father and his board of directors along with the radical White Fang, Blake is a literal terrorist!
Yang trashes clubs beats up anyone that offends her and is related to Raven!
Pyrrha is simping so hard she'd be the perfect loyal minion!
May is an assassin ready and willing to kill everyone she meets!
Neo aka Trivia may even be an old acquaintance and killed her parents!
Cinder and Emerald are perfect evil daughters in law!
Does Evil! Isabel lament her old student running off before she could possibly date Jaune? And is Iridescent too crazy for her?

-Penny is chosen to be Remnant's Green Lantern. Hilarity ensues.

Spoiler: meet RWBY

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how does she design her outfit?

Spoiler: most female lanterns

meanwhile

Spoiler: reunion

Penguinmanereikel • 3y ago

Jaune: "You're cute like Ruby, small like Weiss, have an ahoge like Yang, and have nothing in common with Blake! You're perfect!"

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Weiss Whitley and Jaune

Spoiler: healthy siblings

Jaune being 1 of the keys the the schneeblings bonding with Whitley but dating one of his sisters or Willow

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Oblivious Jaune

Spoiler: imagine your OTP

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Fine... I'll do it myself.
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The dorm room was a battlefield of fabric, hair products, and Ruby's enthusiastic commentary. Yang stood in front of the full-length mirror, turning slowly as the white dress caught the light. It was her old dress from Signal, which Weiss had very kindly recommended a tailor to work it up since Yang didn't have the time or money to get a new one. It hugged her curves, flared at the hips, and shimmered gently. The back was open, showing just enough skin to make a statement without trying too hard. Her hair was down, golden waves cascading over both shoulders.

"Well…" she muttered, tugging at the hem one last time. "It looks better than I thought it would. So…" She looked over at Ruby, half-worried, half-cocky, "how do I look?"

Ruby, sprawled dramatically across her bed in her own red-and-black dress (already slightly rumpled from her bouncing), gasped like she'd witnessed a miracle.

"Ooh… Angelic!"

Yang smirked, but before she could fire back a quip, the door creaked open.

Jaune stepped in, probably looking for Ruby. He froze mid-step the second his eyes landed on her.

The bouquet of half-wilted roses he'd been holding for some reason slipped from his fingers and hit the floor with a soft thump.

He stared.

Not the usual awkward, blushing Jaune stare. This one was different. Like his brain had short-circuited and was still rebooting.

"More like…" he said slowly, voice a little rough around the edges, "…Yangelic."

Silence.

Ruby's jaw dropped. Yang's reflection in the mirror blinked once. Twice.

Yang turned to face him fully, one eyebrow arched so high it nearly escaped her hairline. For a long moment, the only sound was Ruby's barely-contained squeak of secondhand embarrassment.

Jaune's ears went bright red. He scrambled to pick up the roses, nearly tripping over his own feet in the process. "I—uh—I mean—wow. You look… really good. Like, 'the sun decided to put on a dress' good. Not that the sun needs a dress. Or that you're the sun. I mean you kind of are? But in a cool way, not a 'I will burn you' way—though you could burn me and I'd probably thank you—okay I'm shutting up now."

Yang just stared at him.

She crossed her arms, the motion making the dress shimmer again, and took one deliberate step closer. Jaune's eyes widened like a deer caught in very attractive headlights.

"You have a date to the dance, Vomit Boy?"

Jaune blinked. "Uh… No?"

Yang's smile was slow, sharp, and full of promise. She reached out, plucked one of the sad roses from his hand, and tucked it behind her ear like it was the most expensive accessory in Vale.

"You do now."

Ruby made a noise that sounded suspiciously like a dying teakettle and immediately rolled off the bed to hide under it.

Jaune opened and closed his mouth a few times. "I—wait—you're serious? Like, serious serious? Because I've been rejected by Weiss like seventeen times and I don't think my ego can handle—"

"Jaune." Yang's voice dropped, low and warm, the same tone she used right before she suplexed something into next week. "I'm serious. You're my date. Unless you've got a better offer?"

Jaune swallowed hard. The dopey, hopeful smile that spread across his face was so pure it almost hurt to look at.

"…No better offer. Never was."

Yang's grin turned feral and fond all at once. She grabbed the front of his hoodie, yanked him down, and kissed him right there in the middle of the dorm room — quick, confident, and just a little bit claiming.

When she pulled back, Jaune looked like he'd been hit with a very pleasant truck.

"Pick me up at seven," she said, patting his chest. "And try not to trip over your own feet on the way to the door. I'd hate for my date to concuss himself before the first dance."

Jaune nodded dumbly, turned, walked straight into the doorframe, and somehow managed to wave goodbye while rubbing his forehead.

Ruby's muffled voice came from under the bed. "I'm telling Dad you're getting married."

"Ha!" Yang laughed, "Maybe!"

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Yang: Tell him he's gonna be a grandpa after the dance.
Ruby: What!?
Yang: well that definitely wasn't a Pringles can be shoved into his pants.