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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.

If they fail he'll turn into a demon worse than Salem and unleash ten thousand years of suffering. (It happened once and really sucked for everyone. It's why Salem makes no Grimm attacks happen between Christmas eve and the day after new years. She doesn't want to deal with it either.)
 
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SharkCultist said:
Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.

If they fail he'll turn into a demon worse than Salem and unleash ten thousand years of suffering. (It happened once and really sucked for everyone. It's why Salem makes no Grimm attacks happen between Christians eve and the day after new years. She doesn't want to deal with it either.)
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Merry Christmas! And kek they gotta lay siege like that american dad episode.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"Yeah," Jaune said, "Hot cocoa?"

"S-Sounds good," Ruby agreed.

They turned and slowly walked away together.
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Nice and sweet. This obviously leads to Yang being visited by three ghosts to change her behavior.

Yang: "Wha - MOM?! What are all these chains for?!"
Summer: "This is my punishment for not putting my family over my heroics. Each link is a regret, and I am damned to wander the Earth, helpless to do more than watch my daughters become teenage vigilantes and single cat ladies and get folded in half by big blonde himbos."
Yang: *tearfully* "No, mom, I...wait, what were those last bits?"
 
SharkCultist said:
Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.
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You binged watched Krampus and the Futurama Christmas episode together? Sounds like an epic fever dream.
 
NightDranzer said:
It's more like Yang exasperatedly making the realization that she's just like Summer, before it finally sinks in that she's just like Summer (and not Raven, as she often fears).
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Ah, so I was half right, thanks for clearing that up.

cavalal386 said:
Might be an unpopular opinion, but I prefer fox girl Pyrrha over bunny girl Pyrrha, because bunny Jaune and fox Pyrrha seems funny to me, but that's just me.
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You're not wrong, though Pyrrha strikes me as more of a dog Faunus 'cause of her loyalty, though I admit I wouldn't mind seeing Pyr as a bird Faunus, though that's mostly 'cause I personally like bird girls and think they're underrated, so there's bias on my end. I just hope Blake doesn't call me racist for the comparison, either way. :V

SharkCultist said:
Ok so I don't know if you've ever seen the movie "the sword in the stone" but there's a scene where Merlin turns Arthur into a squirrel for a bit.

And a female red squirrel falls head over heels for him...and gets absolutely heartbroken when he turns human again.

It was so sad and adorable that people keep drawing art and things of her being human.

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Come on. Doesn't that look like it could be a Jaune and Pyrrha thing?

Plus. Fluffy tail.
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Huh, didn't know that there was such art of them, especially cute art like this. Either way, Pyrrha with a cute, fluffy squirrel tail is definitely appealing. 😊

SharkCultist said:
"Do you know dear sister why I despise your group? It's because despite what you believe you're all as blind as that Taurus boy. You chase momentary satisfaction and rewards without seeing the dangers and cost of your actions."

*He turns a unconcerned eye to his visibly offended sister*

"A shop threatened into serving white fang members will eventually betray you. To cops, enemies, maybe they give you faulty products. Or maybe you idiots don't even buy the products and just take them as donations. Then they go under and you're still out a supply line but maybe if you were productive, say as guards, part time staff, or even just advertising they'd be more inclined to give you preferable treatment."

*He glares at her*

"You fools would set the world on fire just to have warmth in the night, so no dear sister you do not have my support. Make sure to close the door on your way out."
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Man, I don't know if it's 'cause of "Tale Spin," but I can't help but imagine Tony Jay's voice as Sienna's brother, which I'm assuming is intentional since he voiced Khan in "Tale Spin?"

LordofBones said:
Nice and sweet. This obviously leads to Yang being visited by three ghosts to change her behavior.

Yang: "Wha - MOM?! What are all these chains for?!"
Summer: "This is my punishment for not putting my family over my heroics. Each link is a regret, and I am damned to wander the Earth, helpless to do more than watch my daughters become teenage vigilantes and single cat ladies and get folded in half by big blonde himbos."
Yang: *tearfully* "No, mom, I...wait, what were those last bits?"
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Heh, good use of mood whiplash. Either way. it makes me wonder who the Ghosts will be. 🤣
 
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Small idea here (a bit late)

But Ruby doesn't like Santa!

For a oddly sweet reason.

"You shouldn't need threats and bribes to be a good person."
 
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