[RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!

[LordofBones]

Julian: "Oh my god! Those sleepovers with Auntie Yang weren't really sleepovers!"
Ruby: *spits out her milk*
Yang: "Hwah?"
Xia: "Wait, does that mean 'helping Aunt Rubes with the forge'...oh my god that was an euphemism!"

Ashley: "We already know about Mom and Dad playing 'the Evil Sorceress and the Brave Kniiiii-' bro Aunt Pyrrha used to wear that warrior princess outfit-"
Ash: *pale* "Auntie Em in that genie costume..."
Cinder: *listening in* *turns pale...and looks intrigued*

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Coco Adel usually held court in the Star Maiden Garden. The large round stone table in the center with its ancient carvings and elaborate stone chairs made her feel like a queen with her retinue of loyal retainers and warriors. If only the dress code allowed for her men and women to be in bikinis, oiled up, fanning her with palm leaves.

Hey, a girl could dream, couldn't she?

"Okay... How many boys aside from Vasilias want him dead?" Coco asked patiently. Her team, all of BRNZ save for May, and Bolin, Reese and Nadir from Team ABRN, sat around the stone table.

"A lot... Not my Cardin though!" Velvet insisted.

Yatsuhashi shook his head.

"I have no desire to end him, my fiance is in Mistral."

Fox sighed. "I also hold no resentment. He's as confused and frightened as you might expect someone thrown into such a ridiculous situation would be."

Russel grumbled.

"I can't believe it! How is one guy that lucky?!"

"I wish my dad was like his," Sky sighed. Dove rolled his eyes.

"I'm fine," he said blandly. Bolin shook his head.

"As long as he's good to Arslan, I have no objection."

"It's… Complicated, and not his fault after all," Reese added carefully. Nadir admired himself in a mirror, before shrugging.

"Bah! None of them were my type, anyway," he said. "And I've got plenty of admirers so I'm cool!"

Reese and Bolin gave Nadir long suffering looks. He shrugged.

"What? A joke can ease the tension a little."

"A very small joke," Coco pronounced, making some of the others giggle. She looked over at Brawnz, Roy and Nolan. "And how about you guys?"

Brawnz looked up.

"Well, since I'm gonna be favorite uncle, I'm fine as long as he treats May well," he stated, "And if he doesn't? We'll kick his ass!"

"Please, I'm the favorite uncle," Nolan sniffed. Brawnz glared.

"I can beat some sense into you a third time if you want!"

Roy rolled his eyes at the antics of his teammates.

"Please guys, I'm the favorite uncle!"

The three took to arguing once more. Reese watched them, and glanced over at everyone else. She raised an eyebrow.

"I guess that works for them?"

"Would be better if they were shirtless," Coco said. A jacket flew past, and she grinned. "Perfect!"

"That said," Reese said carefully, "There is the issue that, um, well… Ya know-"

Coco rolled her eyes.

"Yes yes, it's time travel, we know," she stated. Russel's eyes bugged out.

"The hell do you mean, time travel?!"

"Okay so not everyone knew," Coco said, abashed, as her team glared at her.

"We're supposed to keep it quiet!" Velvet hissed. Yatsuhashi shrugged.

"I think most people will believe it's ridiculous."

"That's true," Dove observed.

"But… It is ridiculous, right? Right?" Russel pushed. Velvet coughed.

"Of course it is! Th-There's no time travel involved! Not a bit!"

Cardin stalked into the garden, frogmarching Julian ahead of him. A tense smile was on his face, as Julian winced. He looked over at Velvet, and smiled.

"Hey Mrs Winches-I-I mean Miss Scarla-I mean Velvet!"

Velvet blinked a few times, then blushed bright red. Cardin followed suit. Julian coughed.

"Sorry. Oh hey Auntie Reese-DAMNIT!"

"Auntie?" Reese asked faintly. Sky and Russel reeled. Bolin blinked rapidly, while Nadir's jaw dropped.

"H-Hey! That doesn't prove anything!" Julian insisted. "Time travel is crazy! We're obviously all distant relatives of the brides come to fulfill the marriage contracts his dad made with all the other families! I come from a secret clan of-of Silver Eyed Warriors who fight the Grimm! We're like ninjas! TOTALLY more plausible than time travel!"

Dove gave him a pitying look. Brawnz, Nolan and Roy kept fighting. Coco stared.

"Cardin," she began, "Why did you bring him?"

"Uh," Cardin coughed, "He really wanted to meet Velvet, since his girlfriend is like her! Like she's directly related," he emphasized.

Velvet stared at Julian, at Cardin, and then fainted. Coco sighed heavily.

"Come on over here, kiddo-Ruby's 'relative', right?"

Julian nodded.

"Yes Aunt Coco-SHIT!"

"Language!" Ruby's distant shout echoed from far away. Julian scowled in disbelief.

"How does she know?!"

Coco patted the stone chair next to her. Julian sat down, as Cardin went over to tend to Velvet. Coco smirked as she pulled out her Scroll.

"Let me give you a lesson in how to control the gossip of a school, kiddo. And in exchange? Tell me who I marry in the future. And who's my mistress. I want to get a head start!"

"Why do you get the spoilers?!" Sky demanded, "I want to know! It's like cheat codes of the future!"

"And you call yourself a gamer," Reese snorted. Russel shook his head.

"I don't wanna know shit about the future! That's fucked up!"

"What, afraid of ending up my mistress?" Coco teased. Russel turned bright red.

"What the-You're lesbian!"

"It's so boring to limit myself," Coco sighed, and winked, "And you might be fun. Who are you when the bravado drops, hm?"

"Y-You couldn't handle me!" Russel huffed. Coco grinned.

"Oh? I think you might enjoy wearing my collar~. I don't tug on the leash too hard-Unless you like it~."

Russel sputtered, bright red. Julian looked over at Coco and sighed heavily.

"You haven't changed," he concluded, as Cardin shook Velvet to try and wake her up while Bolin and Nadir seemed to go into shock-A shock Reese tried to get them out of by snapping her fingers in front of their faces.

Coco beamed.

"Good!"

 

[John Jackson]

Julian
"Wait mistress in what sense? Also got say aunt Coco this is the first time I've seen you hanging out with your court with everybody fully clothed it's a nice change of pace"