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Sauce is Danbooru - /posts/1284666
[X] Sit there and be lectured at by your father? and other stuff from Turtle King Land~
Haruno Kizashi dot connecting - 8d10 → [3,1,10,3,9,9,8,3] = (46)
You are Haruno Sakura and boy are you ever suffering.
Your existence is suffering. A horrible and unspeakable suffering.
You have mini-clones of your mother practicing taijutsu against your head INSIDE your head... your mouth is dry and HORRIBLE tasting.
And worse... you have to face the music for going out in the middle of the night and ending up in a tanuki party.
Yeah... you're suffering alright.
But it looks like it's going to end soon, judging by the looks on your parent's faces... you're going to get executed, quartered and then buried.
Death was an acceptable way to end the suffering you were experiencing thanks to the tanuki.
As you sit in the study, feeling very contrite... your father just looks disappointed at you, so very disappointed. If your head wasn't killing you, you would wish you could die from the horrible shame. As it was, the shame equaled the agony of the [hangover~].
He sat down with a sigh and handed you a glass of something green. "Here, this will help with your hangover."
"So, now you've experienced one of the reasons why the tanuki contract is not the most sought after contracts," You down the glass of green liquid, it tastes minty. It also makes you feel miserable and want to throw up, you resist the urge.
"I'm not going to lecture you on what you did. I will say that you should read up on the three vices that ninja are not suppose to indulge in as it only leads to ruination," You groan at the thought of reading.
"So, I take it you went out and found yourself in the party?" You nod. "Anything notable happen?"
You point at the crystal flower the tanuki gave you...
Your father frown at the flower, and took it out of your hair before placing it on the table and punching it HARD. Well, not as hard as you or your mother would... but you're sure it's really impressive and ever...
"Auuuuuu!"
Wait...
You blink and rubbed your eyes. Just to make sure you're not being fooled by something or other.
No, where the flower was... was the boy tanuki.
Clutching his head where your father had punched.
You feel this need to hug the poor tanuki and rub his bump away. You're also suffering from the hang over.
In short, you're very confused and thus couldn't react fast enough before your father grabbed the tanuki and go outside of the room.
- - -
Some time later, and after the sounds of HORRIBLE and CHILLING acts of violence and murder fades away, your father returns to you with the tanuki.
"Congratulations, Sakura," Your father's voice is dry. "Despite not having signed the tanuki contract, you've managed to get a tanuki who wants to help you. And that's all he's going to do, isn't it?"
Your father's killing intent directed at the tanuki was cold and sharp, not instant killing death, more horrible oh god you wish you could die killing intent.
"A... auuuu!" The tanuki nodded frantically at your father.
"If you want to, you can name him... he does have his own name, but you'll want something you can pronounce easily. Just note that you won't be able to summon him until you sign the contract..." Your father sighed. "So, unless you don't want him. You have a pet."
- - -
Pink Blossom Quest - Year 9 Pet?
What do?
Vote Group A on tanuki-kun's fate
[X] You now has a pet tanuki (Write In a Name)!
[X] You are without a pet. Poor tanuki-kun's heart is broken.
Vote Group B For AFTER you've recovered from the hang-over~
[X] Go Exploring in the woods.
[X] Go Exploring on the boat or go swimming... you think you can make it to that small nearby island.
[X] Go Swimming... and maybe... hmmm is it hunting or fishing if you're doing it under water?
[X] Go play with mommy?
[X] Write In?