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Thou art a waifu?!?

Not terribly flattering, but I'll take what I can get!
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Analysis: Crazy, mostly lewd. Redeeming feature: bedroom skills. (Also bakes a decent muffin, will clean kitchen afterwards.)


Edit: And just for fun...
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Always Naptime as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight pink hair
Eye Color: Gold
Height: 142cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Dandere
Special Features: Glasses, Thigh-highs, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Imagination, Sewing, Lying

So i'm a tiny creative dandere that sews. I APPROVE OF THIS!!!

Also i totally made all that lolita clothing.

60 percent pure 40 percent lewd.

edit.
waifu skills chart
https://imgur.com/a/Xibe8
well with lying as a talent my loyalty wasn't going to be that high..... still dayum I'm good in the sack
 
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HAUOIpz

Well hey, that ain't so bad! Selfcest has never sounded so attractive!!--
CPA5C

Oi, what's this?! My loyalty is pathetically low! And my cuteness! My l-lewdness! This is an outrage! I demand a refund! I won't stand fo--
5GOB4

Ufufufufu!~ Carry on, carry on!~

sU7ATuh

Much higher, much better! I'll accept my typo for these stats!
Edit:
And all my pics flopped. I think. Gah, how do you fix links?!
 
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Hypervane said:
HAUOIpz

Well hey, that ain't so bad! Selfcest has never sounded so attractive!!--
CPA5C

Oi, what's this?! My loyalty is pathetically low! And my cuteness! My l-lewdness! This is an outrage! I demand a refund! I won't stand fo--
5GOB4

Ufufufufu!~ Carry on, carry on!~

sU7ATuh

Much higher, much better! I'll accept my typo for these stats!
Edit:
And all my pics flopped. I think. Gah, how do you fix links?!
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Use a different image host like imgr or post image https://postimages.org
 
Hypervane said:
Imgr is Imgur right? Cuz I was using that one...
Do you view the image then link the new thing, along the top? Or do you just link it straight?

*has no idea what their doing*
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I dun use Imgur, but post images, gives handy things like forum code for the images...
 
2 Hot Crown Subdues The Sinful as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Short orange hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 132cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Undere
Special Features: Lolita, Stockings, Kemonomimi Hairband
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Designing, Acting, Baking…
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207
 
Heaven Canceler said:
Haruhi Suzumiya as a Waifu
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This one is better! She has glasses and long brown hair!

Suzumiya Haruhi as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Long brown hair
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 134cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Yandere
Special Features: Glasses, Thigh-highs, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Acting, Insulting/Roasting, Negotiation
「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-e0552e9160785b0a2d561362c6768288f7a8e002
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207
 
Trilonias as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Long blue hair
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 164cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Hair Ribbons, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Music, Gaming, Baking

「 」About 49% Lewd~

> https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

> https://en.shindanmaker.com/734391

And my bedroom skills are where it's at. Interesting.
 
Tank man as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Braided pink hair
Eye Color: Indigo
Height: 159cm
Cup Size: B
Dere-type: Undere
Special Features: Stockings, Lolita, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Negotiation, Cooking, Gardening

About 65% lewd.
 
Oh boy.

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Not too bad honestly, the God Complex isn't too bad.
 
Hmm, not entirely inaccurate, amusingly enough. Though being made out as a flat-chested loli hurts my pride a bit.

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Wootius as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Twin-tailed white hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 140cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Frilly Clothes
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Writing, Athleticism, Cooking
「 」

75% Pure, 25% lewd.

It'll due, for now. Dreadful hair though.
 
Wootius said:
It'll due, for now. Dreadful hair though.
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You can always dye it.

And now because I can:

Akemi Homura as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Twin-tailed blond hair
Eye Color: Indigo
Height: 151cm
Cup Size: A
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Stockings, Glasses, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Gardening, Designing, Insulting/Roasting

「 」
96 % Pure, 4 % Lewd

Whelp... this is strangely accurate in some ways and then just totally off in others... Let's try this..

Kaname Madoka as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight brown hair
Eye Color: Lilac
Height: 140cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Scarf, Hair Ribbons, Stockings
Preferred Panties: White cotton
Talents: Music, Insulting/Roasting, Bookkeeping

「 」
74 % Purity, 26 % Lewd

Huh... this has very little accurate at all...

Sayaka Miki as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Short orange hair
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 152cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Lolita, Stockings, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Photography, Acting, Athleticism

「 」
71 % Lewdness, 29 % Purity

Again pretty off... and kinda weird, does it give everyone hair ribbons? I guess Sayaka would't mind the upgrade to her bust.

Sakura Kyoko as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Braided brown hair
Eye Color: Black
Height: 162cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Kuudere
Special Features: Lolita, Glasses, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Designing, Programming, Lying

「 」
61% Lewdness 39 % Purity

Whelp... now that is really nothing like her.

Tomoe Mami as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight blond hair
Eye Color: Silver
Height: 146cm
Cup Size: AA
Dere-type: Sadodere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Glasses, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic
Talents: Acting, Gardening, Teaching

「 」
57 % Lewd, 43 % Purity

Mami kept her hair, but is now flat as a board.
 
kahn as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Straight orange hair
Eye Color: Black
Height: 159cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Lolita, Stockings
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Photography, Sewing, Leading

Pretty much a demonic princess, what with the black eyes and bright orange hair.

What makes it though is the other test, Stats as a waifu:

Cuteness: 2
Housewife Caps: 3
Loyalty: 4 (Average?)
Charm: 4 (Average?)
Bedroom Skills: 10

At least I can suck the life out of my lovers and ride em like stallions.

Maybe I'm a succubus queen?
 
Hmm... let's try it!
Bocwyrm:
Hairstyle: Twin-tailed black hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 131cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Hair Ribbons, Glasses, Thigh-highs
Preferred Panties: White cotton
Talents: Gaming, Baking, Programming

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That's actually surprisingly close to real life, and the parts that aren't are acceptable. Thigh highs, glasses, princessy attitude- wait. 131 cm is...
Why am I so goddamn short?!
I'm a pintsized busty baking princess? So strange.

Let's try this with some other names.

necrolectric:
Hairstyle: Braided blue hair
Eye Color: Silver
Height: 165cm
Cup Size: C
Dere-type: Himedere
Special Features: Thigh-highs, Scarf, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Shimapan (Striped)
Talents: Engineering, Communication, Programming

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Okay, that's better. Still a little shorter than I'd like, but there's a more reasonable boob size-height ratio. Personality traits are a little off, but the lewdness does fit with the fact that this is the screen name I use for QQ.

Just for yucks, let's see what my real name gets me:
Hairstyle: Pony-tailed green hair
Eye Color: Purple
Height: 165cm
Cup Size: D
Dere-type: Kamidere
Special Features: Thigh-highs, Stockings, Lolita
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Engineering, Programming, Lying
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Aside from the god-complex, I think I could live with that.
 
Jimmy as a Waifu
Hairstyle: Briaded green hair
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 136cm (WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL SO SHORT)
Cup Size: B
Dere-type: Kamidere (I allow this)
Special Features: Frilly Clothes, Glasses, Hair Ribbons
Preferred Panties: Fancy/Exotic (I also allow this.)
Talents: Gardening, Sculpting, Insulting/Roasting
Lewdness: 68%
Delicacy/Purity: 32%
So close and yet so far.

Housewife Capabilities: 4/10
Loyalty: 6/10
Charm: 5/10
Bedroom Skills: 8/10
Cuteness: 1/10
I am offended by the accuracy of these statements.
 
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It's broken, there's no way my lewdness is that low.

Also, fucking kuudere?

Not me, my dudes, I'm the spastic socializer.

As in I try but fail at socializing :V
 
Eisen as a Waifu

Hairstyle: Long pink hair
Eye Color: Green
Height: 164cm
Cup Size: A
Dere-type: Tsundere
Special Features: Kemonomimi Hairband, Glasses, Scarf
Preferred Panties: Print panties (Designs)
Talents: Imagination, Bookkeeping, Communication

「 」
https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/741207-a940ecaf75fe0e8efb47fb071ec0ce3bd2f93ee1
https://en.shindanmaker.com/741207

*Opens mouth* *closes mouth*

I... Hmm... I won't deny that I like pink-haired character but I didn't expect it to be me. Laughing at communication talent since if anything, I'm using it to get away from communicating.
 
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