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Who Can Beat Rufus?

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Made by request here.

That is, Rufus Shinra from the Spacebattles forums.

He will be supported by this army.



What is the strongest thing he can take?
 
I would try playing the La Marseillaise and wait what happens to ducks.
 
He suggested the EU might assassinate the goggle board.
Dammit some people need to learn to take a joke.
Considering his style of sarcastic answers, he might have crossed the infraction point limit.
More like played hopscotch with it.
But disappearing his account is a bit much.
 
Dammit some people need to learn to take a joke.
He was quite serious with it.

In one of those threads about the new EU internet regulations, somebody suggested Google should just not offer its services in the EU. This (about a company's hypothetical choice where to do business) somehow Rufus up in arms, with him calling Google services survival necessary, and that Google should never try to challenge a superpower, and if Google did it, its board members would be disappeared, etc. It was quite raving mad.
 
He was quite serious with it.
In one of those threads about the new EU internet regulations, somebody suggested Google should just not offer its services in the EU. This (about a company's hypothetical choice where to do business) somehow Rufus up in arms, with him calling Google services survival necessary, and that Google should never try to challenge a superpower, and if Google did it, its board members would be disappeared, etc. It was quite raving mad.
Oh, that discussion.
Well, they might just use DuckDuckGo.

Ah shit the puns.
But I do use it with firefox when I don't want to deal with google's issues.
 
Made by request here.

That is, Rufus Shinra from the Spacebattles forums.

He will be supported by this army.



What is the strongest thing he can take?

The strongest opposition Rufus can hope to defeat:

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Anything more dangerous than that, such as:
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... and he's doomed. One toot on the Duck Commander (tm) and he'll be all like:

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He's French, so by extension all the other ducks are. That means an English Pointer, a German Jagdterrier, and a single Vizsla raised in Austria might do the trick, but only if they attack at the beginning of spring, when the duck army is exhausted and low on supplies and morale, just asking to be ground down into dust.
 
Strongest thing they can take is a bunch of medieval peasants.

But gets stomped by a single English archer.
 

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