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WI: You gain a army of your bodycount from video games

question: does bodycount of RTS games where I send units on suicide missions to clear up the population limit count? meaning my own guys
If they do then uh... *Looks at how many Leviathans they've killed in StarCraft 2's arcade games.* I've got a small armada of giant space whales, and uh.... well I've genocided a lot of things over the years.
 
Just played a bit of Red Alert 3 Uprising (after forgetting I had that game, and Origin, and my password), giga fortresses are fun...
 
I play a lot of fantasy games and I've beaten god of war 3 times so I'll have 3 Baldurs as minions. I'd invade China. Why? Because fuck China. Same with Canada.
 
While I'm hardly Trudeau's biggest fan, I really think you need to consider your current basis for comparison...
At least our president actually knows economics. We've gained liked 5 million jobs since he took office. I don't like him much but he's better than Hillary Clinton.
 
While I'm hardly Trudeau's biggest fan, I really think you need to consider your current basis for comparison...
Fun fact: in the 1950s, a man got a chimp to make paintings. Not only did nobody realize that the art was painted by a literal monkey (well, one critic made allusions to the possibility, but he wasn't serious)... he received almost universal praise and his paintings frequently out-sold Warhol.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/14...impanzees-paintings-as-Warhol-work-flops.html

... I'm not sure how I was planning to make the transition, but what I'm saying is we should make a chimpanzee in a suit the next PM of Canada... exactly one person will be able to spot the difference.
 
No offense but Canada is America's quiet cousin. And it is currently run by an idiot.

While I'm hardly Trudeau's biggest fan, I really think you need to consider your current basis for comparison...

At least our president actually knows economics. We've gained liked 5 million jobs since he took office. I don't like him much but he's better than Hillary Clinton.

Rule 8 is a thing.
 
And it is currently run by an idiot.
I think this is just the normal position of most countries (though perhaps the last few weeks/months/years did feature more country-running idiots than usual).

There's a reason why politics is traditionally equated to a multitude of blood-sucking insects...
 
Thousands of Tonberries riding on thousands of Malboros being airdropped by thousands of dragons onto people i don't like.

Meanwhile Chaos, God Of Discord, the Emperor Of Hell, the Cloud Of Darkness, Zeromus, hatred incarnate, X-Death the evil tree, Kefka, God of magic, Sephiroth, the One-Winged Angel, Ultimecia, she who makes time her bitch, Kuja, the Angel Of Death, Sin the Eldritch Space Whale, Seymour the Genocidal Ghost, A ton of Cie'th, several Fal'cie, Almighty Bhunivelze himself, and a whole lot of other FF villains and random encounters or bosses all converge on centers of human evil all over the world in a giant orgy of FUCK YOU!

While this is happening hundreds of thousands of Heartless, Nobodies, Unversed and the entirety of Organization XIII make a beeline for various Captain Planet villain HQ's or military bases sworn to defend them.

Then thousands of Covenant and Flood join in the fun, alongside thousands of various types of zombies and the entire Resident Evil Tyrant line up, including such big names as G or Nemesis.

Then Devil May Cry demons start popping up and join in.

Then Craptons of Diablo 3 and Grim Dawn mooks and bosses also join in on the fun.

Then the Grox empire of Spore hovers ominously in orbit just to drive the point home, not that they are even needed at this point.

Also, Necromorphs, lots of them.

Path Of Exile monsters by the fuckload pop in to put the hurt on some scumbags.

Pretty much every single foe you can kill in various DND computer games, like the whole Baldur's Gate series and Pathfinder: Kingmaker. This includes Jon Irenicus, Demogorgon and a number of others on a similiar level.

Several hundred Mechwarrior mechs go stomping.

Tons upon tons of Disgaea demons appear, led by Tyrant Baal.

And a whole lot more.

RIP human civilization, your tattered remnants has a new god now. One with very little tolerance for the bullshit you are oh so fond of.

Then conquer the universe.
 
Lol, I have an entire system's worth of Tenno from when Solar Rail Conflicts were still a thing - something like 60k kills over my entire playtime, and over 3m non player kills.
About 800 entire galaxies of Commanders from PA, and their armies.
Starcraft, a shitton of 4x strategy games, CooQuest's Q himself as mentioned above.
Ooh, if we count lore-deaths or cutscene-deaths I have gods too, from several series none the less.
I have a few universes of troops from a game one of my friends made which worked sorta like PA, but you could swap systems and galaxies, automating builds and shit. At the endgame there was a suicide weapon you could employ that would blow up the entire universe if you really felt like being a poor sport.
I have Heartless and other eldritch horrors. I have all of the Bloodborne monsters, too. And Kronika from MK11.
 
Games:
HoI4
Stellaris
Warframe
Borderlands series
Couple of Halo games
Total War Warhammer games
Dawn of War, plus Ultimate Apocalypse mods so titans.etc
Overwatch heroes
An ungodly amount of World of Warcraft mobs and raid bosses
Heroes of the Storm
Tomb Raider
Lego Star Wars, I have both of the Death Stars...
Force Unleashed, I have a stormtrooper army
I have Palpatine... I am the Senate
Battlefront I & II
Doom
Supreme Commander series
Planetary Annihilation Titans

So a fuck-huge army greater than the population of the planet, most of which are from Stellaris, and post-Singularity technology. So, go me I guess. Also various governments just, slaughtered wholesale so I have a functioning bureaucracy that can't betray me I suppose.

Plus over 100 million from each major nation in WWII from HoI4, and quite possibly various armies and transports for them from stellaris, of which I know the scale as it has a WWII earth easter egg with the British, American and Russian armies fighting the German and Japanese armies.

So yeah. Legitimate trans-galactic and dimensional invasion fleet.
 
Does this only count for things an individual player avatar has killed personally, or does it count absolutely anything that could be considered 'killed by player action' in games?

If it's the latter, I have a few hundred divisions of World War Two army units willing to serve me. Thank you, Darkest Hour.
 
Now if we're talking about the several tabs of shitty idle games I'd leave running for days...
... now that I think about it. I've played Paperclip Maximizer through to completion, so that means I have a measurable percentage of the entire universe's mass in the form of autonomous, armed, self-replicating interstellar space drones (or rather, in the form of paperclip-making factories which, as secondary functions, have the capacity for space travel, self-replication, and warfare).
 
Mr. Mxy's Reverse Karma is coming back to You. you somehow got everybody they have killed/beaten up badly/KO/we let die/killed/destroyed/annihilated deliberately/etc from many battles in your favorite video games' run all as a fully mind-controlled army will listen to every single command for their new master aka you. The event takes place in your home area.

you can manifest some of them like removed few thousands by saying the less insert number of the army or summoned more of them as a backup like saying i need more insert number character help

How many events would happen if you got bosses,fodder enemies,vehicles,machines and anything else was beaten/destroyed/etc by your own choices in the world of video games like Nintendo,Capcom,Sega,Sony,Xbox and much more to count as the army in real life world?

you got all of their technology

Bonus event. You with the army in your favorite universe,least favorite universe and avatar universe?
I've played a lot of dragon ball and god of war. Do I get Kratos since the main character technically killed himself, because I would love to chill with goku and kratos simultaneously.
 
Been playing quite a bit of Planetary Annihilation and Brigador recently, so that's... quite a bit of stuff. Also will be playing some Victoria: Revolutions again soon so even more bodies to come...
 
I've had some verrrry crazy custom dnd session where we battle extradimensional gods. also if defeating enemies in the dragon ball fighterz game counts, I have the entire Z force at my beck and call, not to mention god of war, smash bros, bloodborne, dark souls, scp:secret laboratory, WOW, suffice to say, I have an entire pantheon at my beck and call
 

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