Mr Zoat
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Gotham City
15th October
20:02 GMT -5
"Nine, so, one wood for you-" I pass the card over to Paula. "-and two wheat for me." I help myself.
Artemis scowls at her two cards. Two wheat, if I remember rightly. "You sure you're not using your ring?"
I make a face of cherubic innocence. "Are the dice glowing orange?"
What makes it even better is that I'm actually not. She looks at her three roads, three settlements and poor resource access. Yes, she's next to two lots each of wood and brick, but they got 2, 3, 10 and 12 and they're just not coming up that often. Paula and I both spotted that trap and went for high probability low usefulness resources plus ports instead. Rock port plus rocks on 6 and 9 for me, sheep, wheat and a three to one port for Paula. I've even got a spare knight card on standby in case someone gets an inconvenient 7.
"Fine. Anyone want wheat?"
I shake my head. "No."
Paula rechecks her hand. "Ah, not really. Sorry, Artemis."
She picks up the dice and hands them to me. I make an orange shaker and rattle them for a moment.
"So.. you gunna.. talk to your mother about..?"
Paula looks at me then at Artemis.
"Talk to me about what?"
Artemis pauses for a moment. "Paul wants to give me super powers."
Paula blinks in surprise as I roll the dice. 5. I pass a sheep card to Artemis and two to Paula.
"You can just do that?"
I pick up the dice, nodding. "Some powers are granted by chemical formulae. If I know the formula, I can replicate it. At the moment it's a choice between super speed and strength, endurance and rapid healing." I hold out the dice to her. She takes them and holds onto them.
"How fast, and how strong?"
"Fast as the Flash -or possibly slightly faster- aaand about Wonder Woman strong. I mean, Artemis doesn't quite have her muscle mass, but that's the sort of level we're talking about."
"I thought Wonder Woman's powers came from her gods."
"Oh, they do. I just needed something to compare it to and since I doubt you've heard of Hugo Danner she was the obvious choice."
Paula nods, looking at the board. Neither of them had heard of Settlers of Catan when I suggested it. I explained the rules to Paula while Artemis reacquainted herself with her Nan.
Without the collar.
"Are there any side effects?"
"Neither of the Flashes experienced any, though Kid Flash has a ravenous appetite. We think that was due to him using an impure version, which wouldn't be a problem for Artemis. Danner Formula enhanciles had problems, but that was due to them not getting immunisation injections which Artemis has already had. Worst consequence I know of is that she'll be banned from professional sport."
"Why is that?"
"When metahumans first started appearing at the beginning of the twentieth century there was a guy... He had super strength. He was playing in an American Football match in college and he accidentally killed a member of the opposing team. He was running with the ball, three guys tackled him and one of them got knocked back and landed on his head, snapped his neck. No malice to it, bad luck more than anything, but metahumans have been banned from professional sport ever since."
Paula puts the dice down and turns to Artemis. "Do you.. want this?"
"I.. I don't know. I mean, it sounds good, but..."
Something occurs to Paula. "Have you offered this to Jade?"
"Hohoo, heck no. I mean, maybe once she's been out of prison a while, but... Look, I like Jade, but I'm not sure it would be sensible to trust her with super powers just yet."
"And can you undo it?"
"Nnno. Mmmmm.... Maybe if I did a full body clone or something, but basically no. That's what the collar's for. As long as it's active it can suppress the power. Artemis would be exactly as she is now."
"Could these powers be passed on to her children?"
"Moooom!"
"It's something you need to think about!"
Artemis goes for redirection. "Are you gunna throw the dice?"
Um. I try to think of a good answer while Paula rolls for the turn. Mister Garrick never had any children. Mister Allen doesn't have any at present. I remember at least one Flash having children in the comics but I think that was Wallace. Could it cause infertility? He hasn't said anything...
"Twelve! Finally." Artemis reaches over to the piles of cards next to me and takes a wood, then holds out her right hand for the dice.
"Nnnot sure. The research I've seen suggests that the Danner strength formula can't be, but I've also met a man who credibly says that he got it from his father. I can't promise any of this is completely safe, buuut it's probably safer than superheroing without it."
Paula passes Artemis the dice and she rolls them immediately. 7. Artemis looks at me hungrily and I fan out my hand.
"Just seven I'm afraid."
"There's eight!"
"Development cards don't count. I did say."
She scowls, then moves the robber to rock 9. I hold my hand out to her and she takes one of my five rock cards. She checks her hand once more and sags slightly before passing me the dice. I wait for a moment while Paula thinks the empowerment thing over.
"I think it is something that Artemis and I will need to talk about."
"Understood." I roll. 6. Three rock for me and a sheep for Paula. "Two rock for wood, two rock for brick…"
Artemis huffs. "Here we go."
"Wood and a brick for a road, three rock and two sheep for a city. Knight, moving the robber to sheep five. Paula, if you would?"
She fans her hand and I pick a wheat. Hm. I push the dice over. "Pass turn."
I'm only on 6 victory points. Me clustering around the rock hexes gave Paula an easy run at longest road, putting her on 7. Artemis is stuck on 3. She looks at me. "What would I have to do to get a power ring?"
"Be the strongest willed person in the Sector when one of the Greenies dies?"
"No, an orange one like you've got."
"Uuuuuuhhh. Steal one from Larfleeze? I could try and put in a good word with the Controllers when I meet them but there aren't really any orange rings floating around. Um, as far as I know. If.. you're thinking about it I'd be perfectly happy to teach you the mental techniques I use."
"You learned it pretty quick and you didn't even have a teacher."
"Yeeeah, but... You remember when you came into the cave after I healed your mother, and Robin and I ran off?"
"Yeah?"
What can I say without giving anything away?
"There was.. a member of his family. They had crippling, agonising injuries. He wanted me to try healing them. I couldn't work up the need, so I gave him access to the ring. He managed to stay focused for about three seconds before he started trying to claw my hand off to take it."
She blinks in surprise.
"Orange power rings.. mess you up. They can give you everything you want and they force you to go for it. How do you fight against what you already want? In your case: you hate your father? Think he deserves to suffer?"
She dodges my gaze.
"Then the first thing that will happen when you get an orange ring is that you'll force your way into his prison cell and start breaking bits off him. And you won't stop. You won't want to. And that intensity of desire never goes away. You either learn to harness it, or you turn into a narcissistic monster and that's what happened to the only other Orange Lantern in the universe that I know about. So: if you want to learn, I'll try and teach you. But you'd probably be better off going for one of the other options."
She thinks about it. "But you healed him, right? Robin's relative?"
I nod. "Robin did. But it freaked him out, and you'll notice that he doesn't risk standing on my left side anymore. I don't think... I don't think orange rings should go to the most avaricious people, in the way green rings go to the most wilful. It's about being just avaricious enough to use the thing, and wanting the right sorts of thing so you use it well. If you don't have the right character traits, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, it just means you're not right for that colour of ring."
I look at the dice.
"You gunna roll those?"
15th October
20:02 GMT -5
"Nine, so, one wood for you-" I pass the card over to Paula. "-and two wheat for me." I help myself.
Artemis scowls at her two cards. Two wheat, if I remember rightly. "You sure you're not using your ring?"
I make a face of cherubic innocence. "Are the dice glowing orange?"
What makes it even better is that I'm actually not. She looks at her three roads, three settlements and poor resource access. Yes, she's next to two lots each of wood and brick, but they got 2, 3, 10 and 12 and they're just not coming up that often. Paula and I both spotted that trap and went for high probability low usefulness resources plus ports instead. Rock port plus rocks on 6 and 9 for me, sheep, wheat and a three to one port for Paula. I've even got a spare knight card on standby in case someone gets an inconvenient 7.
"Fine. Anyone want wheat?"
I shake my head. "No."
Paula rechecks her hand. "Ah, not really. Sorry, Artemis."
She picks up the dice and hands them to me. I make an orange shaker and rattle them for a moment.
"So.. you gunna.. talk to your mother about..?"
Paula looks at me then at Artemis.
"Talk to me about what?"
Artemis pauses for a moment. "Paul wants to give me super powers."
Paula blinks in surprise as I roll the dice. 5. I pass a sheep card to Artemis and two to Paula.
"You can just do that?"
I pick up the dice, nodding. "Some powers are granted by chemical formulae. If I know the formula, I can replicate it. At the moment it's a choice between super speed and strength, endurance and rapid healing." I hold out the dice to her. She takes them and holds onto them.
"How fast, and how strong?"
"Fast as the Flash -or possibly slightly faster- aaand about Wonder Woman strong. I mean, Artemis doesn't quite have her muscle mass, but that's the sort of level we're talking about."
"I thought Wonder Woman's powers came from her gods."
"Oh, they do. I just needed something to compare it to and since I doubt you've heard of Hugo Danner she was the obvious choice."
Paula nods, looking at the board. Neither of them had heard of Settlers of Catan when I suggested it. I explained the rules to Paula while Artemis reacquainted herself with her Nan.
Without the collar.
"Are there any side effects?"
"Neither of the Flashes experienced any, though Kid Flash has a ravenous appetite. We think that was due to him using an impure version, which wouldn't be a problem for Artemis. Danner Formula enhanciles had problems, but that was due to them not getting immunisation injections which Artemis has already had. Worst consequence I know of is that she'll be banned from professional sport."
"Why is that?"
"When metahumans first started appearing at the beginning of the twentieth century there was a guy... He had super strength. He was playing in an American Football match in college and he accidentally killed a member of the opposing team. He was running with the ball, three guys tackled him and one of them got knocked back and landed on his head, snapped his neck. No malice to it, bad luck more than anything, but metahumans have been banned from professional sport ever since."
Paula puts the dice down and turns to Artemis. "Do you.. want this?"
"I.. I don't know. I mean, it sounds good, but..."
Something occurs to Paula. "Have you offered this to Jade?"
"Hohoo, heck no. I mean, maybe once she's been out of prison a while, but... Look, I like Jade, but I'm not sure it would be sensible to trust her with super powers just yet."
"And can you undo it?"
"Nnno. Mmmmm.... Maybe if I did a full body clone or something, but basically no. That's what the collar's for. As long as it's active it can suppress the power. Artemis would be exactly as she is now."
"Could these powers be passed on to her children?"
"Moooom!"
"It's something you need to think about!"
Artemis goes for redirection. "Are you gunna throw the dice?"
Um. I try to think of a good answer while Paula rolls for the turn. Mister Garrick never had any children. Mister Allen doesn't have any at present. I remember at least one Flash having children in the comics but I think that was Wallace. Could it cause infertility? He hasn't said anything...
"Twelve! Finally." Artemis reaches over to the piles of cards next to me and takes a wood, then holds out her right hand for the dice.
"Nnnot sure. The research I've seen suggests that the Danner strength formula can't be, but I've also met a man who credibly says that he got it from his father. I can't promise any of this is completely safe, buuut it's probably safer than superheroing without it."
Paula passes Artemis the dice and she rolls them immediately. 7. Artemis looks at me hungrily and I fan out my hand.
"Just seven I'm afraid."
"There's eight!"
"Development cards don't count. I did say."
She scowls, then moves the robber to rock 9. I hold my hand out to her and she takes one of my five rock cards. She checks her hand once more and sags slightly before passing me the dice. I wait for a moment while Paula thinks the empowerment thing over.
"I think it is something that Artemis and I will need to talk about."
"Understood." I roll. 6. Three rock for me and a sheep for Paula. "Two rock for wood, two rock for brick…"
Artemis huffs. "Here we go."
"Wood and a brick for a road, three rock and two sheep for a city. Knight, moving the robber to sheep five. Paula, if you would?"
She fans her hand and I pick a wheat. Hm. I push the dice over. "Pass turn."
I'm only on 6 victory points. Me clustering around the rock hexes gave Paula an easy run at longest road, putting her on 7. Artemis is stuck on 3. She looks at me. "What would I have to do to get a power ring?"
"Be the strongest willed person in the Sector when one of the Greenies dies?"
"No, an orange one like you've got."
"Uuuuuuhhh. Steal one from Larfleeze? I could try and put in a good word with the Controllers when I meet them but there aren't really any orange rings floating around. Um, as far as I know. If.. you're thinking about it I'd be perfectly happy to teach you the mental techniques I use."
"You learned it pretty quick and you didn't even have a teacher."
"Yeeeah, but... You remember when you came into the cave after I healed your mother, and Robin and I ran off?"
"Yeah?"
What can I say without giving anything away?
"There was.. a member of his family. They had crippling, agonising injuries. He wanted me to try healing them. I couldn't work up the need, so I gave him access to the ring. He managed to stay focused for about three seconds before he started trying to claw my hand off to take it."
She blinks in surprise.
"Orange power rings.. mess you up. They can give you everything you want and they force you to go for it. How do you fight against what you already want? In your case: you hate your father? Think he deserves to suffer?"
She dodges my gaze.
"Then the first thing that will happen when you get an orange ring is that you'll force your way into his prison cell and start breaking bits off him. And you won't stop. You won't want to. And that intensity of desire never goes away. You either learn to harness it, or you turn into a narcissistic monster and that's what happened to the only other Orange Lantern in the universe that I know about. So: if you want to learn, I'll try and teach you. But you'd probably be better off going for one of the other options."
She thinks about it. "But you healed him, right? Robin's relative?"
I nod. "Robin did. But it freaked him out, and you'll notice that he doesn't risk standing on my left side anymore. I don't think... I don't think orange rings should go to the most avaricious people, in the way green rings go to the most wilful. It's about being just avaricious enough to use the thing, and wanting the right sorts of thing so you use it well. If you don't have the right character traits, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, it just means you're not right for that colour of ring."
I look at the dice.
"You gunna roll those?"