Mr Zoat
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7th May 2013
02:52 GMT -1
I look round, staring through the film of the bubble of air Robert has surrounded us with and into the ocean water beyond. Negotiations went well, and Queen Artemis is going to ask for volunteers for a team to travel to Maltus to assess the situation, leading to a full mission being dispatched once a) she's confirmed that we're telling the truth and b) she knows what sort of expertise we actually need.
"…did it even come up?"
Fortunately for me, Alan is more bewildered than annoyed. From what I've been able to tell, he met Rose when he was relatively young and focusing on his career. As such, he didn't really do a lot of dating even when he was younger-. At least, not casual dating with a variety of women. Given how much of a sore point it is, I haven't asked anyone if he dated after their marriage was annulled, but I'm guessing not.
Commander Scott was married to someone called Molly Mayne, but our version of her died years ago.
"Okay, so we didn't really get into her dating history-"
"Then clearly you're not taking this matchmaker thing seriously."
Bewildered and slightly amused.
"-but as I understand it, she's thousands of years old and she's never dated."
"Ah… Do you mean, she's never married..?"
"Not according to her. She wants to marry someone suitably heroic, but her world's been at peace for pretty much her whole life, and while she's interested in magic research… It doesn't… Ah. Attract her."
"Her world's been at peace for thousands of years?"
"Ah, all their history is recorded in warded books, so I haven't been able to study it in detail, but that's what she said. I don't know exactly how peaceful 'peaceful' is, but I'm going to assume that it means no major wars. And she's an archmage in her own right, so impressing her isn't just a matter of winning a few duels."
"Huh. Do you think she'd let us in on the secret?"
"What secret?"
"How to stay at peace for thousands of years. It feels like we can't even manage a year."
"After everything that's happened, I think it'll take at least a year and a half before we have another one. So..? You up for it? It's just one getting-to-know-you date."
I hear him sigh. "Why..? Me?"
"Because I consider you to be the model of heroism."
The construct of his face sort of… Looks at me a little blankly.
"Oh. Ah... Thank you. But there's other guys on the Justice League. What about… Hal? Or J'onn or Nate? J'onn's been active about as long as I have."
"What about them?"
"They're single heroic guys."
"I suppose that they might have made the long list. It's not-. It wasn't a condition, she just asked and yours was the name that came to me."
"Alright, but you don't usually have just one answer for things like that. Is there a prob-?" He blinks, something occurring to him. "Is this about Giovanni?"
"Forgiving and forgetting are different things. I have to take into account the fact that they're people who made those decisions. Which disqualifies them from the category of 'ideal hero'."
"Huh."
"I-." Peering through the murk, I see someone approaching. "As I said, you're free to say no."
"Yeah, I could… …" He looks away for a moment. "Where does she wanna meet up?"
"Her palace? Data packet en route."
"Okay. That's… A bit of a commute, but I guess it's good practice for me."
"You're actually.. going to..?"
"I guess there's no harm in meeting the woman. That's… All."
Data packet sent.
"And then we can-. What's this?"
"An indexed account of your entire heroic career, including the handful of times you saw combat in the US Army and didn't use your ring. I thought it might help jog your memory. You know, when she asks."
"Heh. Okay. Indexed?"
"Depending on which heroic virtue she values the most. Um. Ah, look, I've got an informant on the.. Atlantis situation I need to talk to-."
"And apparently I've got to check that my good suit still fits. I'll catch you later."
The projection vanishes, and I lower my left hand.
"Well. That was awkward."
"I thought it went alright."
Robert looks at me like I've said something stupid. "No. I mean, for me."
"If that's the worst thing that happens today-."
One of the Fish-Eaters comes up alongside the bubble and sticks his head in. He's in shark mode, only… More so than he used to be, and I'm not sure which one this is.
"This the right place?"
"Yes, Stevie. It is."
He nods, as much as his neck lets him. "Robbie. Orange."
"Where are the other two?"
"Covering for me. Things are fucked up in Nanauve. They got-. Fuckin-. Refugees."
"From where?"
"Other cities where they're getting rid of the ones who look like fish. And they're just taking it."
"King Orin is still king, so they might-."
"No one's seen him. Just that 'arry Ahn fucker. It's a palace coup, mate."
Mildly impressed that he knows the term.
"Are any of Ahri'ahn's people in Nanauve now?"
"Not swimming around in uniform, but they've got magic, haven't they?"
I shake my head. "So do I. Cornwall, can you match your magic profile to what Steven uses? I could use backup."
"Yeah. I can do that."
"Thank you. Steven, show me the problem."
02:52 GMT -1
I look round, staring through the film of the bubble of air Robert has surrounded us with and into the ocean water beyond. Negotiations went well, and Queen Artemis is going to ask for volunteers for a team to travel to Maltus to assess the situation, leading to a full mission being dispatched once a) she's confirmed that we're telling the truth and b) she knows what sort of expertise we actually need.
"…did it even come up?"
Fortunately for me, Alan is more bewildered than annoyed. From what I've been able to tell, he met Rose when he was relatively young and focusing on his career. As such, he didn't really do a lot of dating even when he was younger-. At least, not casual dating with a variety of women. Given how much of a sore point it is, I haven't asked anyone if he dated after their marriage was annulled, but I'm guessing not.
Commander Scott was married to someone called Molly Mayne, but our version of her died years ago.
"Okay, so we didn't really get into her dating history-"
"Then clearly you're not taking this matchmaker thing seriously."
Bewildered and slightly amused.
"-but as I understand it, she's thousands of years old and she's never dated."
"Ah… Do you mean, she's never married..?"
"Not according to her. She wants to marry someone suitably heroic, but her world's been at peace for pretty much her whole life, and while she's interested in magic research… It doesn't… Ah. Attract her."
"Her world's been at peace for thousands of years?"
"Ah, all their history is recorded in warded books, so I haven't been able to study it in detail, but that's what she said. I don't know exactly how peaceful 'peaceful' is, but I'm going to assume that it means no major wars. And she's an archmage in her own right, so impressing her isn't just a matter of winning a few duels."
"Huh. Do you think she'd let us in on the secret?"
"What secret?"
"How to stay at peace for thousands of years. It feels like we can't even manage a year."
"After everything that's happened, I think it'll take at least a year and a half before we have another one. So..? You up for it? It's just one getting-to-know-you date."
I hear him sigh. "Why..? Me?"
"Because I consider you to be the model of heroism."
The construct of his face sort of… Looks at me a little blankly.
"Oh. Ah... Thank you. But there's other guys on the Justice League. What about… Hal? Or J'onn or Nate? J'onn's been active about as long as I have."
"What about them?"
"They're single heroic guys."
"I suppose that they might have made the long list. It's not-. It wasn't a condition, she just asked and yours was the name that came to me."
"Alright, but you don't usually have just one answer for things like that. Is there a prob-?" He blinks, something occurring to him. "Is this about Giovanni?"
"Forgiving and forgetting are different things. I have to take into account the fact that they're people who made those decisions. Which disqualifies them from the category of 'ideal hero'."
"Huh."
"I-." Peering through the murk, I see someone approaching. "As I said, you're free to say no."
"Yeah, I could… …" He looks away for a moment. "Where does she wanna meet up?"
"Her palace? Data packet en route."
"Okay. That's… A bit of a commute, but I guess it's good practice for me."
"You're actually.. going to..?"
"I guess there's no harm in meeting the woman. That's… All."
Data packet sent.
"And then we can-. What's this?"
"An indexed account of your entire heroic career, including the handful of times you saw combat in the US Army and didn't use your ring. I thought it might help jog your memory. You know, when she asks."
"Heh. Okay. Indexed?"
"Depending on which heroic virtue she values the most. Um. Ah, look, I've got an informant on the.. Atlantis situation I need to talk to-."
"And apparently I've got to check that my good suit still fits. I'll catch you later."
The projection vanishes, and I lower my left hand.
"Well. That was awkward."
"I thought it went alright."
Robert looks at me like I've said something stupid. "No. I mean, for me."
"If that's the worst thing that happens today-."
One of the Fish-Eaters comes up alongside the bubble and sticks his head in. He's in shark mode, only… More so than he used to be, and I'm not sure which one this is.
"This the right place?"
"Yes, Stevie. It is."
He nods, as much as his neck lets him. "Robbie. Orange."
"Where are the other two?"
"Covering for me. Things are fucked up in Nanauve. They got-. Fuckin-. Refugees."
"From where?"
"Other cities where they're getting rid of the ones who look like fish. And they're just taking it."
"King Orin is still king, so they might-."
"No one's seen him. Just that 'arry Ahn fucker. It's a palace coup, mate."
Mildly impressed that he knows the term.
"Are any of Ahri'ahn's people in Nanauve now?"
"Not swimming around in uniform, but they've got magic, haven't they?"
I shake my head. "So do I. Cornwall, can you match your magic profile to what Steven uses? I could use backup."
"Yeah. I can do that."
"Thank you. Steven, show me the problem."
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