Mr Zoat
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9th April
13:24 GMT
"Lord-Lantern Manga Khan, this is-."
His head jerks around.
"Who?"
"M'lord, 'Lord-Lantern Manga Khan' was the name which you chose to be identified with while dealing with the planet Earth."
"It was?"
"If you've changed your mind, m'lord, you have merely to inform me and I will ensure that everyone whom you informed of your initial choice of name is also informed that you've changed it."
"Did I tell you why I chose 'Lord-Lantern Manga-. HAHAHAHA!"
"What?"
"HEHOOHAHA!"
There's an electrical… Huffing noise.
"I just worked it out. I'm a wit."
"Y.. es." Thalia is giving me a decidedly sceptical look. "I need to talk to you about the reason why you're here."
"Well, sometimes, two clouds of vapour impregnated with exotic particles are exposed to an electrical discharge, which results in the spontaneous-."
"No. No. The reason why you're here on Earth, as opposed to wherever you were when Vril Dox contacted you."
"Oh, the defence contract. I handed that off to our actualisation team, and they're eagerly awaiting contact from our client!"
"Are the people on your actualisation team members of the Orange Lantern Corps?"
"Spiritually?"
"Legally. De jure. Do they have orange power rings?"
"I don't know. They might. L-Ron, do-?"
"Lantern Khan, I'm-"
"Lord and Manga."
"-afraid that while I don't have any right to instruct you in how to carry out your commercial business, I am empowered to check up on how you perform as an Orange Lantern. Dox gave you the orders, and you alone are responsible for ensuring that they are carried out."
L-Ron floats a little closer. "Sensor scans revealed no combat taking place in the area indicated in Clarissi Dox's information packet."
"Did that information packet also mention that Atlantean weapons are usually magic-based, and therefore don't show up reliably on regular sensors?"
Manga Khan puts his right fist to his chin.
"It.. may have..?"
"Did you read it? Dox is usually very thorough. I'm sure that it would have been very helpful."
"I.. skimmed it."
"Lantern Khan, several-"
"Lord and Manga."
"-million people made a contract with NEMO. You were tasked as our primary delivery agent. And you're telling me that you've not.. made.. any attempt to deliver. You personally had one obligation here, and you have not undertaken to discharge it. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to insist that you prioritise it."
"Sigh."
"I hope that's a 'sigh, yes'."
"None of our security units are specialised for aquatic combat. I thought it most likely that a species like humans would not dare assume that the ClusterShip was not capable of intervening in this conflict and that its presence would be nearly as much of a disincentive to hostile action as the confirmed presence of the capacity, while being less harmful to any civil negotiations than an open display of martial power."
"I agree with your assessment. But that still means that you prioritised ClusterCorp trading operations over reassuring a NEMO stakeholder. At the very least, you should have personally visited King Cyprian to assure him that we were prepared to back our words. As things stand, the only NEMO assets in this system are you and me, which means that if open warfare did commence the two of us would be obliged to go down there in person."
He throws his left arm out to the side, and presses his right hand into his face plate.
"You're right! I neglected the most basic principles of customer service! I am shame!"
"I'm glad that you recognise your oversight." I step aside as he collapses to his knees. "This is Archmage Thalia. She's here on behalf of the government of Venturia. She will be able to provide you with more specifics on the situation, and inform you what the Venturian government expects from us."
I crouch down so that I'm on his level.
"I expect you to prioritise this."
"I WILL EXPUNGE MY SHAME WITH ULTRA-PLATINUM LEVELS OF CUSTOMER SERVICE!"
I stand, and… Thalia looks even less certain.
"He's actually very good at his job. He just gets a bit overenthusiastic about some aspects of it sometimes."
"IF I HAD FLESH I WOULD REND IT!"
L-Ron extrudes a manipulator arm to pat his master on the helmet.
"There there, m'lord."
"I'm going to leave you in his care while I relay King Cyprian's message to King Orin."
Less certain still.
"I'll be back in an hour at the latest."
I raise my right hand to my forehead, and don't miss her sketching a sensory mandala in the air as I do it.
9th April
11:27 GMT -2
I hold up King Cyprian's letter as the guards at the Poseidonis royal palace level their sonic impellers at me.
"I'm serving as King Cyprian's herald at the moment. Is High King Orin at home, or should I try the Hall of Justice?"
They lower their guns, without any obvious reluctance. I suppose there's a good chance that the exact state of relations with Venturia hasn't really percolated through wider Atlantean society quite yet.
The detail's leader swims forwards slightly.
"Please come with me, Orange Lantern. If King Orin isn't available, someone else will be able to receive you."
"Thank you. Very kind."
13:24 GMT
"Lord-Lantern Manga Khan, this is-."
His head jerks around.
"Who?"
"M'lord, 'Lord-Lantern Manga Khan' was the name which you chose to be identified with while dealing with the planet Earth."
"It was?"
"If you've changed your mind, m'lord, you have merely to inform me and I will ensure that everyone whom you informed of your initial choice of name is also informed that you've changed it."
"Did I tell you why I chose 'Lord-Lantern Manga-. HAHAHAHA!"
"What?"
"HEHOOHAHA!"
There's an electrical… Huffing noise.
"I just worked it out. I'm a wit."
"Y.. es." Thalia is giving me a decidedly sceptical look. "I need to talk to you about the reason why you're here."
"Well, sometimes, two clouds of vapour impregnated with exotic particles are exposed to an electrical discharge, which results in the spontaneous-."
"No. No. The reason why you're here on Earth, as opposed to wherever you were when Vril Dox contacted you."
"Oh, the defence contract. I handed that off to our actualisation team, and they're eagerly awaiting contact from our client!"
"Are the people on your actualisation team members of the Orange Lantern Corps?"
"Spiritually?"
"Legally. De jure. Do they have orange power rings?"
"I don't know. They might. L-Ron, do-?"
"Lantern Khan, I'm-"
"Lord and Manga."
"-afraid that while I don't have any right to instruct you in how to carry out your commercial business, I am empowered to check up on how you perform as an Orange Lantern. Dox gave you the orders, and you alone are responsible for ensuring that they are carried out."
L-Ron floats a little closer. "Sensor scans revealed no combat taking place in the area indicated in Clarissi Dox's information packet."
"Did that information packet also mention that Atlantean weapons are usually magic-based, and therefore don't show up reliably on regular sensors?"
Manga Khan puts his right fist to his chin.
"It.. may have..?"
"Did you read it? Dox is usually very thorough. I'm sure that it would have been very helpful."
"I.. skimmed it."
"Lantern Khan, several-"
"Lord and Manga."
"-million people made a contract with NEMO. You were tasked as our primary delivery agent. And you're telling me that you've not.. made.. any attempt to deliver. You personally had one obligation here, and you have not undertaken to discharge it. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to insist that you prioritise it."
"Sigh."
"I hope that's a 'sigh, yes'."
"None of our security units are specialised for aquatic combat. I thought it most likely that a species like humans would not dare assume that the ClusterShip was not capable of intervening in this conflict and that its presence would be nearly as much of a disincentive to hostile action as the confirmed presence of the capacity, while being less harmful to any civil negotiations than an open display of martial power."
"I agree with your assessment. But that still means that you prioritised ClusterCorp trading operations over reassuring a NEMO stakeholder. At the very least, you should have personally visited King Cyprian to assure him that we were prepared to back our words. As things stand, the only NEMO assets in this system are you and me, which means that if open warfare did commence the two of us would be obliged to go down there in person."
He throws his left arm out to the side, and presses his right hand into his face plate.
"You're right! I neglected the most basic principles of customer service! I am shame!"
"I'm glad that you recognise your oversight." I step aside as he collapses to his knees. "This is Archmage Thalia. She's here on behalf of the government of Venturia. She will be able to provide you with more specifics on the situation, and inform you what the Venturian government expects from us."
I crouch down so that I'm on his level.
"I expect you to prioritise this."
"I WILL EXPUNGE MY SHAME WITH ULTRA-PLATINUM LEVELS OF CUSTOMER SERVICE!"
I stand, and… Thalia looks even less certain.
"He's actually very good at his job. He just gets a bit overenthusiastic about some aspects of it sometimes."
"IF I HAD FLESH I WOULD REND IT!"
L-Ron extrudes a manipulator arm to pat his master on the helmet.
"There there, m'lord."
"I'm going to leave you in his care while I relay King Cyprian's message to King Orin."
Less certain still.
"I'll be back in an hour at the latest."
I raise my right hand to my forehead, and don't miss her sketching a sensory mandala in the air as I do it.
9th April
11:27 GMT -2
I hold up King Cyprian's letter as the guards at the Poseidonis royal palace level their sonic impellers at me.
"I'm serving as King Cyprian's herald at the moment. Is High King Orin at home, or should I try the Hall of Justice?"
They lower their guns, without any obvious reluctance. I suppose there's a good chance that the exact state of relations with Venturia hasn't really percolated through wider Atlantean society quite yet.
The detail's leader swims forwards slightly.
"Please come with me, Orange Lantern. If King Orin isn't available, someone else will be able to receive you."
"Thank you. Very kind."
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