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Eh, presumably they trust you enough to consider you an ally now. Consider it a compliment. Also, good to see Frank back in action after his little temporal fuckabout. No lasting effects, I hope.17th January 2000
23:47 GMT -5
"Lord Mammon." Colonel Frank Cromwell looks mildly puzzled at my arrival. "Good to see you again."
They didn't even bother putting a full squad in their gate room when I signalled that I wanted to visit. I wonder if I should be insulted.
One drawback of Americans compared to Jaffa. They want to ask questions, where a Jaffa would already be running."Colonel, this is a little urgent, and I suggest that you send someone to wake up General Hammond."
He doesn't look impressed. "You mind telling me why?"
Yes, having him in the wind is bad for everyone."I have been notified by SG One that Sokar was assassinated and that Apophis has taken over his domain. My Queen then tasked me with assassinating him. I spent several days getting into position only to find out that he wasn't on Delmak any longer."
Cromwell frowns. "Then where is he?"
Mammon upon learning that: [Internal Screaming!] (Soon to be external screaming.)"He's just found out that his son -whom he trusted to rule his core territory is his absence- has been captured and is being held on Tollana. Sokar's Jaffa have gone over to him and they've brought their fleet with them. He's heading there now. I haven't seen Tollana myself, but based on records-."
Remember, Mammon rescued him from the temporal fuckabout he was trapped in, in this story. I think?He half-turns. "Go wake the General up!"
"Thank you." I smile at him. "So, uh. How have you been?"
Being that close to a Black Hole probably made him a scientific curiosity for a bit."I'm experiencing the passage of time normally, which is nice."
"No sign of radiation damage or stress fractures?"
Honestly, asking around the SGC teams might actually get a few willing to 'donate' their templates.He shakes his head. "Not according to Doctor Fraiser. I suppose I was only there for a few seconds, effectively."
"Quite true, but I find it's always best to check how those things work in practice. Just curious, but do you think that a robot duplicate of you would be interested in working for me?"
...That's fair.He regards me levelly, without much expression. "No. I think he'd be pissed about having to leave his whole family behind."
"Ah." I nod. "Worth knowing."
"I'm grateful, but I'm not betray-my-country-and-leave-my-whole-life-behind grateful."
Though I doubt many would be able to make it through the gate..."I understand. I would have expected otherwise. Though should the worst come to the worst and the Earth be invaded, I would be delighted to shelter as many of your soldiers -and your families- as could make it through the gate."
He looks uncertain for a moment, then decides to accept it in the spirit in which it was intended. "I'll be sure to pass that on."
Given the things that happen to SGC, Hammond probably has a camp bed hidden in his office.17th January 2000
23:59 GMT -5
I'm just glad that he didn't go home for the night.
"And you're sure that's where he's taking his fleet."
'Yes'. Let's go with 'Yes.'I shrug. "That's what the Jaffa I spoke to on Delmak said."
"And how many ships does he have?"
Well, depends on what they can throw at them."He took one flagship and six other Ha'tak with him from Delmak's system defence fleet. But all of Sokar's domain swore allegiance to him; he may well have picked up other ships after leaving."
General Hammond nods tiredly. "And you think that's enough to shoot his way through whatever defences the Tollan have protecting their homeworld."
Prometheus is still a ways from being flight-ready..."It might be. But if there's no rush, I imagine that he'd settle for throwing asteroids at the planet from out of their effective range. Apophis isn't an idiot."
"Thank you for letting us know, but I'm not sure what you expect us to do about it."
Mammon wants that sweet, sweet super-tech, eh?"My Queen has assigned me the task of assassinating Apophis. That would be a good deal easier if I was on Tollana. And of course I would very much like to make diplomatic contact with them myself."
He thinks for a moment. "And what is your Queen's intention toward Klorel?"
Plans change. Especially when supposedly primitive worlds manage to kick the ass of a System lord..."We would like the goa'uld back. You can keep Skaara."
"For what reason do you want him? You told us that Bastet wanted Apophis and Heru'ur to keep fighting each other."
Bah, too much hassle."My Queen's intent is to use him as a puppet ruler for his father's domains, crush Heru'ur and bring an end to the current period of chaotic warfare."
"With herself as Supreme System Lord."
And with all those armies, she'll have the power to make it stick, hopefully."No, no. Her alliance with System Lord Kali would make that quite unpalatable. Just… Joint first amongst equals. And I wish to emphasise that the people mostly getting the sharp end of the fighting at the moment are the human populations of the worlds being fought over. The United States of America isn't in any position to uplift the human populations of this galaxy. My Queen on the other hand is."
Also a Lantern, not that he's telling anyone that."Do you have some way of stopping Apophis's fleet?"
I smirk confidently, letting my eyes flare. "I'm a god."
Nothing says 'Hello, fuck you' like a jet of plasma.He glares at me, unamused.
"I intend to get onto the hull of his flagship and put a large shaped charge onto the hull of the pel'tac, get out of the way and then detonate it once I'm sure that he's there."
Good way to cover up his full capabilities.He shakes his head. "How? If you use a ship he'll detect it."
"I thought I'd steal something stealthy from the Tollans themselves, use that, and then put it back before anyone noticed. Phasing would make killing one man trivially easy."
I would hazard 'poor'."Then what happens to his fleet?"
"Don't know. How good an actor is Skaara?"
Hmm... Could work, could work."Not good enough to pretend to be Klorel."
"Good enough to assign command to First Prime Roboneil and then retire to his quarters?"
Definitely good to know why, just in case they have plans for an execution or something.General Hammond considers the suggestion. "After being a host for so long, I doubt it. Not without time to prepare. And our understanding of how to remove goa'uld isn't good enough to guarantee that Klorel was gone."
"Mine is, but, very well. Why do the Tollan even want Klorel?"
Why indeed."They're debating the morality of freeing Skaara."
I frown. "I.. don't understand. I have a use for Klorel, but why wouldn't they just kill him if they can do it without harming Skaara."
...Goddammit.Off to my left, Colonel Cromwell can't quite suppress a smile.
"They.. have a procedure to follow."
What's coming to him. What he deserves. Whatever you prefer him to receive. A kick in the balls would be nice, except it would hurt the host more..."Oh." I nod. "They're one of those civilisations. No wonder they lost their original homeworld." I stand up abruptly. "Well, come on. No sense in delaying further. The sooner I'm in place the sooner Apophis gets his."
General Hammond frowns. "Gets his what?"
Hopefully the Tollan see it the same way."Huh." I frown back. "I never really considered it. His just deserts, presumably."
He nods, then turns to Colonel Cromwell. "Colonel, take Lord Mammon through the gate and give him every assistance. Killing Apophis would make all our lives a good deal easier."
Something from his previous visit? Presumably something about Goa'uld hosts?"Yes sir."
I smile at him. "Thank you. Oh, but while I'm here… You haven't been able to get that legal opinion updated, have you?"
Good to see him coordinating with various allies on these things. Too often he goes about things the Goa'uld way. Now, let's hope the Tollan don't have their heads too far up their asses on this and let him cook. I foresee some arguments at first, until he convinces them otherwise. And hopefully get some contracts going for tech trading...