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I've always thought it was kind of funny how the definition of hero changed from a brutal killer of men and beasts into someone who refuses to kill.
I get it. But it's still weird.
You're not familiar with the original legends of Herakles, are you? I know what I said. Though, to be fair, I probably should have used 'humans' instead of 'men'.
It took me a second to remember who this was: Captain Boomerang. Possibly considered the silliest of the Flash Rogues, given that his special talent is throwing things well. Perhaps he'll get to work on that today.13th September 2013
14:13 GMT
"Orange Lantern." George Harkness raises his pint glass in my direction as I approach his table. "Been a while."
Certainly, he's still here and not stuck in Belle Reve or working for Amanda Waller."Indeed it has." I incline my head towards the seat opposite him. "May I join you?"
He shrugs. "Worked out well last time."
More the fact you don't really want someone with a Power Ring getting drunk while operating it. Especially if it's one that doesn't need as much mental focus as a Green one does.I sit, move one of the coasters a little closer to me and put down my pint of orange juice.
Mister Harkness smirks at it. "Good f' you, staying on brand."
Ah, a forgotten side-effect of the Anti-Life event. Lost amongst the critical supply issues...I glance back at the bar, behind which are beer pumps decorated with unfamiliar brands. "Speaking of brands… What happened to the beer?"
"Bunch a' big breweries went unda. Can't get the raw materials to their big breweries. Places like this either brew their own or get it from micro breweries. Or both."
And being Australian, the man knows his beers."What's that done for the quality?"
"I usually buy import anyway. Not that I can get any of that anymore."
Hell, that's enough to get him to hear you out.He looks at me expectantly.
"I'll get you a crate of Guinness."
Huh. Surprising. Doing what, trick-shot displays in live shows and on morning TV?"Bonza. So what'd'ya want this time? Looks like you got the costume sorted out."
"I understand that you've gotten back into the entertainment industry."
At least he's not robbing banks right now."It's a living. And I'm a bit more famous than I used to be."
"So, is this a..? Permanent thing..?"
Like what, doing PSAs for the OMACs?"Well I'm not going to be fixing the arctic anytime soon, am I? And I'm not dumb enough to pick a fight with Flasher when the world's collapsing."
"Would you be interested in more public relations work?"
Sadly, some of them are in it for the love of the game, not the paychecks. Usually the crazier ones...He looks at me quizzically. "Did Cold put you up to this?"
"I did ask him about how he thought we could rehabilitate his… Colleagues?"
I assume Mick Rory's doing stuff with thermal management in cold conditions. He's not quite Captain Cold-levels of knowledge, but...He snorts, looking away. "Former colleagues, at this point."
"Trickster's licensing his designs to KordTech. Kadabra's studying in Atlantis. Heatwave's-."
Heh, he usually has to pay good money for that sort of thing."Though you were all about real names."
"I'm massaging your ego."
Ah, thermal welding that's more effective than typical techniques?"Strewth, I'd-" He leans back. "-have brought me other trousers if I'd known."
"He's working in construction, Weather Wizard is undergoing professional counselling-."
Ah, yes, one of the big egos of the group.Mr. Harkness frown. "He agreed to that?"
"I don't think he's realised that's what's happening. He likes to talk about himself, and KordTech has had to abandon weather control system production in order to focus on more immediate concerns, so we're paying him to take the strain."
I mean, if this were something silly like Superfriends, the bag guys might well commit to the 'we're evil and proud of it' angle."Hm. Bunch of.. sell outs…"
"Is there a cause you're working for that I don't know about?"
Yes, that's his principles."No, but it's the principle of the thing, isn't it?"
"Is it? I thought it was about money and infamy."
Please, do tell us how showing off your throwing skills is paying the bills."Look, I know perfectly well that being able to freeze anything is a bigger deal than being able t' throw boomerangs really well. But at least I can tell myself that I didn't sell out."
"Sell out what to whom?"
That's a good one. 'Villain Whisperer'. And it is basically what he does."You, you fucking villain whisperer. You're going to make a rational argument to me now, aren't you? About how I can make more money going legit, without the risk of getting arrested. About how I can get more famous as a carney than as a criminal."
"Something like that. It seems to me that you've considered it yourself."
Is it so bad getting an even bigger paycheck from doing what OL asks?"I did it, didn't I?"
"So if you've already made the decision..?"
And really, going straight isn't that bad. Much less risk of being punched in the face by someone in long-johns, for a start."No. This is just until the world's a bit less on fire. But if I take a job from you, that's it. I can't deny it to myself any more."
"Sounds like you're cutting off your nose to spite your face, there."
That's a very good distinction to check on."Maybe. But it's my nose and my face."
"Though if you throw your nose away that's not yours anymore." He snorts, and takes a sip of his pint. "Is that..? Just me? Or do you feel that way about working for anyone?"
Well, by the modern, no-killing boy scout definition Superman pioneered...
Admittedly, most of them weren't Humans, so...He frowns. "Why wouldn't you? If it's about the taking over the world thing, you're doing a better job that the no-hopers who were doing it. That really is a public service."
"I was thinking more about the millions of people I've killed."
I can imagine the slow progression from incredulity to disbelief.For a moment he doesn't respond. Then there's a faint smirk in the left corner of his mouth as he decides that I'm deadpanning a joke. I smile politely as he maintains it, though his eyes grow increasingly nervous as they roam my face, searching for tells. The smirk fades as he leans back slightly.
Yeah, honestly, he does tend to cause a lot of collateral damage sometimes."Bullshit."
"Oh, I've had the best of intentions. They were all very bad people. Or working for very bad people. Or at least part of a very bad civilisation, even if I couldn't confirm their goodness or badness on an individual basis. Or good people who had to be standing too close to the bad people. Or people who were on the wrong side of a war, who might actually have been fairly good people if only they were more discerning on the subject of who they took orders from."
Admittedly, most of them are from places Digger would never have heard of."Like when?"
"Depending on what incident you're asking about, anything from two years ago to a few days ago."
Ultimately, they would have been raised with the understanding that it's normal behaviour. And gone on to perpetuate it..."Standing too close.. to bad people..?"
"I was bombarding cities from orbit. And yes, the people living in those cities were cannibals, but it's a little unfair to blame children for what their parents feed to them."
And in most of his kills, he's performed the action personally, if remotely. Most killer world leaders of history couldn't manage that."…right. Cold didn't mention any o'this."
"Well, no. It's not like I go around boasting about the fact that I'm probably the second greatest killer in human history."
"Who's the greatest?"
Heh. I love the implication that he's been simply intimidated into doing what OL says just from the casual declaration of 'I've killed more people than nearly anyone on Earth'."Vandal Savage, because he's had tens of thousands of years to build up his total. At my current rate I won't equal that for a decade or so." I smile. "So about that P.R. work..?"
"Eh." He smiles nervously. "Never too late to learn new tricks, hey?"
Is the repetition of 'big breweries' deliberate?"Bunch a' big breweries went unda. Can't get the raw materials to their big breweries. Places like this either brew their own or get it from micro breweries. Or both."
'Arctic'"Well I'm not going to be fixing the arctic anytime soon, am I? And I'm not dumb enough to pick a fight with Flasher when the world's collapsing."
'Thought'
basically 2 Hero type nowadayI've always thought it was kind of funny how the definition of hero changed from a brutal killer of men and beasts into someone who refuses to kill.
I get it. But it's still weird.
Thank you, corrected.Is the repetition of 'big breweries' deliberate?
'Arctic'
'Thought'
Ah, remind me?Edit: Thinking of the Ancestor last chapter, did we ever get a conclusion to the H'v'ler'ni plot? I only remember there being two chapters, with the second ending with them starting to think about what they're supposed to do about the problem.
At the behest of the Ancestor, Native Americans have been watching over an underground city of an ancient people called the H'v'ler'ni, who were dying of disease and so either fled Earth or transferred themselves into a giant robot.
where he ends up working, especially with OL importing a bunch of Thanagarian media soon.
Ha! Besides the Amazons, there's also all the other immortals out there who likely know Paul.TA: I suppose there's still a division of responsibilities-. Sorry, it's just that I've been… Interested in the Ancestor for.. most of my life. Finding out that there are people who actually know him-.
No comment on how many Vandal Savage has killed, but when it comes to the bombardment I think it was clarified that Oh El wasn't wiping them off the map and actually aimed for industrial and military installations. IIRC he said something about how his bombing would be seen as a joke by Arthur Harris, whose bombing campaign caused, from what I can see, less than one million deaths.Vandal Savage probably hasn't actually killed that many people; he's about 52,000 years old, and if we assume he killed one person every day of his life, which I think is probably on the high side of estimates, then he's killed just shy of 19 million people.
Orbital bombardment of half a dozen to a dozen major cities on an Earth-like world and you'll have probably exceeded Savage's total. On a more densely populated world, or if you target the largest cities on Earth, and you could exceed him with just one city destroyed.
Richard Swift is only a few hundred years old.
My point is more that Savage hasn't really killed that many people, and since OL is already well into the multi-millions it's probably going to be much less than 10 years before he overtakes even the most generous estimation of Savage's count.No comment on how many Vandal Savage has killed, but when it comes to the bombardment I think it was clarified that Oh El wasn't wiping them off the map and actually aimed for industrial and military installations. IIRC he said something about how his bombing would be seen as a joke by Arthur Harris, whose bombing campaign caused, from what I can see, less than one million deaths.
True, but he IS an immortal and would have likely encountered "The Ancestor" at some point regardless..
True, but he IS an immortal and would have likely encountered "The Ancestor" at some point regardless..
Genghis Khan's death toll is estimated at 50 million. Savage has done that at least once.My point is more that Savage hasn't really killed that many people, and since OL is already well into the multi-millions it's probably going to be much less than 10 years before he overtakes even the most generous estimation of Savage's count.
I mean, if we're counting deaths via a faction one leads/founds, then NEMO's probably contributing fuckhueg numbers to OL's killcount.Genghis Khan's death toll is estimated at 50 million. Savage has done that at least once.
The loss of Thanagarian porn was truly a loss that will be felt.That deal probably fell through. He only got that authorization after he was already committed to the mission due to the attempt on his life and just hours later he had already blew up a Thanagarian admiral and forced them to sign a "peace" treaty without realizing they had lost multiple worlds.
At that point Thanagar isn't going to give him the license for anything, hence why I think he is trying to get captain boomerang back into the entertainment industry on a larger scale that doing trickshots for "league" coins in the park.
Honestly Paul already has a mega game about the largest allied non hostile polity to sol coming out of the pipeline, so all he needs its to distribute gaming consoles powerful enough to run it and get the people of Vega interested enough to visit sol (earth and mars), the Kryptonian colonist in 2814 and Abin Sur's planet.
Paul could get a sub organization of the dark stars running locally with Jade at its head just by recruiting a few random people from the local species of 2814 (Mars, Earth, New Krypton, Ungara), then thet can join the Vega alliance as junior members and that should keep Thanagar away.
Pretty sure the death toll being used here is personal death toll, not organizational death toll, as otherwise, being the guy who basically set up NEMO, OL would easily be way in the lead.Genghis Khan's death toll is estimated at 50 million. Savage has done that at least once.
No conclusion was provided, though you may reasonably assume from the world still existing that the results weren't too bad.At the behest of the Ancestor, Native Americans have been watching over an underground city of an ancient people called the H'v'ler'ni, who were dying of disease and so either fled Earth or transferred themselves into a giant robot.
The Natives recruit Bat Lash and Scalphunter to help them because Arkady Duvall has become aware that there's something special in their land, and they're worried that the robot is going to get woken up by invading white men.
He's totally going to make a memorable entrance, isn't he? Not that the delegates would be particularly easy to impress. Still, if it massages his ego, let him.18th May 2284
08:48 GMT -6
The N.C.R. Rangers guarding the N.C.R. suite recognise me, but they're professional enough to check me for weapons before allowing me inside. The garrison and the administrators overseeing the N.C.R. logistics and settlers have their own permanent places of habitation, and part of the delegation is staying there… Read 'underlings and lickspittles'. President Hayes was originally going to be here from the start, but he had 'urgent business' and now he's going to show up fashionably late.
Given that he's technically the one organising this conference, that's tolerable. Most folks will recognise it for the showboating it is.And since I'm a telepath, I know for a fact that 'urgent business' was 'being a massive drama queen and flying in on a fighter-escorted vertibird when everyone's already here to see it'. But, fine. The N.C.R.'s come a long way under his leadership and if the worst he wants to do is show that off a little, I guess he's earned it.
Yeah, that's probably more than a little suspicious to these fellows.The N.C.R. Rangers don't recognise Granite, but then there's no real reason why they would. A few Rangers acted as escort for the first part of the Enclave prisoner transfer, but Granite was already in Illinois when that happened. A couple might have seen him while he was working with me in Area 51, but he honestly doesn't stand out all that much. I think it's how how nervous he looks that's setting off alarm bells.
...Perfectly well how to 'talk' to telepaths, eh?But because we're not idiots, we're not armed-. Well, I'm always armed, but I can't really disarm my brain and the N.C.R. citizens who've gone through our training know perfectly well-
**Hi Steven.**
Ah, they probably shared a chuckle at that last bit, didn't they?**Morning, Sir. And yes, we do.**
-that they couldn't really stop me.
I suppose having telepaths in the security detail makes it a lot more secure. Most people would be open books and anyone who isn't would either be known to them or a clear threat.**His mother? Really?**
**Someone had to be. And does someone need to redo his telepathic ethics course?**
Heh. If Dougie didn't already know about Krono's powers, this would look like magic.**Sorry sir, but he's thinking it pretty loudly. Senator Chitsa is doing a final briefing in the living area now.**
**Thank you.**
I'm sure he was totally meant to hear that, too. I find it amusing they're picking up bits of Krono's mental monologue, though. Probably feels like someone narrating his own life.One of the Rangers -not Steven, his skills are too valuable-
**Thank you, sir.**
Surprisingly easy, but Krono could probably have called ahead telepathically anyway.-to waste on tour guide duty- escorts us down the corridor and through a reception area, before stopping at a door.
"Please wait here, sir. I'll notify the Senator that you're here."
Yeah, too much nervous energy to stand still. Even if he did force himself to stay in one spot, his foot would start twitching..."Thank you." I nod placidly, while the Ranger disappears inside and Douglas… Starts pacing around the room like a caged animal.
A moment passes, and he clenches his fists and stops as he recognises what he's doing.
And there's probably an ethical concern about puppeteering someone that way."Hey, ah, Krono? I don't wanna… Seize up when Mom comes out. Can you do something to make me… Calmer about this?"
"I could, but it's honestly not a good idea. It can mess up how different ideas connect in your mind, as well as suppressing other emotions as a side effect."
"Okay, yeah, that-. That makes sense. Hoo!" He smiles nervously. "This is-." He breathes out. "I know it's probably okay, but-."
Well, looks like he was worried about nothing.The door bursts open, and an elderly woman dashes out, takes one look at me and Douglas and then throws herself at him, wrapping her arms around him and pressing her face to his chest.
Douglas needs a moment for his brain to engage, then he hugs her back. "Hey Mom."
Indigenous Alaskan heritage, maybe? Similar phenotypes to North China regions, no?Senator Chitsa has-. Ah, the sort of flat face and angled eye orbit that I associate with parts of Asia, though her skin isn't all that much darker than mine. Given the purges that America underwent prior to the end of the Great War I assume that her ancestors were from somewhere other than China, though I suppose that Vault 13 had good relations with the Brotherhood of Steel prior to the Enclave's attack. Her hair is tied into a pony tail which goes to the middle of her back, and the once-black hair has mostly turned white. Her suit appears to be in the pre-War style but tailored for a woman, suggesting that it's a modern recreation.
And it looks like she really missed him. Surprised she never tried to get in contact before, but given the conditions... Guess it was too far and her too busy to try."Douglas."
Well, looks like my work is done. I didn't really think that she'd have had a relationship with a former Enclave soldier if she was the sort of bear grudges about their organisation, but it's nice-.
Huh, looks like Dougie gets to meet a sister he never knew he had."Uh." A woman in well-tailored leathers frowns from the doorway. "Who's that guy?"
"Oh, that's Douglas Granite."
"Gra-? Oh. So… Looks kinda young to be Mom's old boyfriend."
Wonder what their age gap is?"Ah, no, that's their son."
She blinks, and I start seeing the family resemblance. "Oh. Shit. That's big brother Dougie?"
I assume she's an adventurer or similar, or some manner of special agent."If you're Senator Chitsa's daughter, then yes." Family resemblance to her mother, not to Douglas. "I assume half-sister?"
"Yeah. Ah. I thought he was living in a Vault somewhere?"
Douglas and Senator Chitsa have separated a little and are now having a conversation I make a point of not listening to.
"He was until his late teens, at which point he joined his father's mercenary company. He's the Vice Governor of Illinois now."
Well, the reunion was easy enough. Now to meet unfamiliar family..."Oh. And where's his father?"
"Dad's, uh." Douglas and his mother have one arm around each other, but they're looking our way. "Dad's been dead for twelve years, now. I've got some family on… His side of the family, but you're the first person I've met on Mom's side." He makes a point of smiling, and offers her his free hand. "Douglas Granite."
This does promise lots of awkwardness ahead.She takes it a little awkwardly. "Vesley."
"Ah, is that your first name, or..?"
Good ability to read the room, I see. Yeah, those two gonna need some catching up time.Senator Chitsa shakes her head. "We don't use family names in Arroyo. Not traditionally. Not unless one of us marries someone who does."
"Ah…" Vesley considers her mother and half brother. "Do you want me to go set up the stage? Give you and Dougie-. Douglas, some time?"
Hey, now, Krono's a married man. If she's implying what I think she's implying.The Senator nods, and Vesley gives them a nod before-. I follow her towards the exit.
She glances at me as we exit the N.C.R. suite. "Were you just along for support, or are you riding the caboose?"
The peril of becoming an old soldier: losing old friends to age or misadventure."Oh, he worked for me for a while after leaving the Sierra Army Depot. Ah, does your mother know that Marcus lives near here?"
She nods. "Yeah, we're planning on visiting him after the conference. They've only seen each other a few times since they blew up the rig. Not a lot of Mom's old adventuring squad left."
Looking him up: an intelligent Deathclaw? That's... Impressive. I guess most folks who see him just think he's an odd mutant?"Oh, and Goris is downstairs."
She blinks, frowning. "Really?"
Yeah, I don't think the average Saucer is built to carry a ravening ball of claws and armour as heavy as a horse."He's been working as my bodyguard, but I've been flying around a lot lately and he doesn't fit in the plane."
"Anyone else Mom knows?"
I bet that was an adorable sight."Ah, I think John Cassidy's daughter works the caravan routes around here."
"I was.. joking, but alright. Goris is the only one of them I've actually met." She smiles as we reach the stairs. "He used to let me ride around on his head when I was a little girl."
Ah, a child's lack of fear. I wonder if that helped people accept him a little or just worry more for her safety..."That was rather brave of you."
She shrugs. "He was the only deathclaw I'd met. I didn't know why everyone else in the village was so afraid of him. Are you here for the conference too?"
Well, he's a bit more than that. But I bet a few people don't think of him as anything else.I nod. "Krono, currently the chief of the Skywalker tribe."
"You're Hayes' magical gopher?"
And in any other circumstance, some folks might be worried.I nod as we reach the lobby. "That's me. I-."
And there's a giant cowl, and a pair of white claws and-
Not an atypical feat for a deathclaw, so I understand. And she's probably not that large, is she?"Agh!"
-Goris grabs Vesley and throws her into the air, effortlessly catching her when she falls back down.
Ah, the damage to her adult dignity."Ah, I thought you would have grown, but you're still tiny."
"Uncle Goris! Put me down!"
The Enclave was crazy in FO2. There were lots of them but eventually they wisened up that they couldn't control the Claws and sent Frank Horrigan to murder them all in their nest IIRCLooking him up: an intelligent Deathclaw? That's... Impressive. I guess most folks who see him just think he's an odd mutant?
And the fandom never forgave the devs for it, so some intelligent deathclaws that miraculously survived the purge tend to show up like clockwork in Fallout fanfics.The Enclave was crazy in FO2. There were lots of them but eventually they wisened up that they couldn't control the Claws and sent Frank Horrigan to murder them all in their nest IIRC