Mr Zoat
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I think that should say 'enough room'.I nod. I remember Tezumak's dart launchers downing the Flash due to the combination of speed and spread: while he could normally vibrate through or effortlessly move around them, Tezumak was able to create a spread where there wasn't remove to dodge and… Something stopped him vibrating through them? I don't remember it clearly and Adom didn't know the details of how his armour worked.
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Ah, two of the parties make contact, if only by accident. I get the feeling whatever OL's group were talking about, it's about to be put on the back-burner. Because this is about to become a rescue mission.
Neatly summarised, OL. Naturally, this little incident is a bad thing.**Yes, little one. I hear you.**
Oh dear. That was M'gann, and from the faint glow coming from my amulet an Anti-Life-aligned goddess heard her broadcast and butted in.
Probably louder and more clearly than anything, given OL's natural knack for telepathy.**More hearts ready for harvesting.**
**M'gann, can you hear me?**
Since last he saw them, they were back in the Celtic Otherworld.**Paul?! Where are you?**
**Mictlampa. No idea where I am relative to your position. How-?**
Ah, yes. The joy of not everyone being in on the telepathic network.**Tezumak! A bunch of his suits of armour have a magic portal to Otherwold! And whoever made them, they're behind the kidnappings!**
**Rightoh.** Philippus frowns at me as she spots that I'm not focusing on what Qualpopoca is saying. "Talking to Miss Martian in my head."
I mean, just randomly saying that would no doubt sound odd. Especially if Qualpopoca isn't familiar with the concept of telepathy.Qualpopoca just stares, but Philippus nods and Kon-.
**How'd you get here?**
Ah, that would be Kon joining the call.**There's a portal in Otherworld. It links to ah-.**
**M'gann?**
And I half-expect Kon is practically vibrating right now with the desire to go help his girlfriend.**I'm okay, the Aztec robots chasing me just nearly hit me.**
"Qualpopoca, which way to Tlazolteotl 's home?"
Since the two locations are likely to be related, if not the same place."As I said, I do not know. The.. gods to not make a habit of confiding in me. I was suggesting-."
"Alright." I turn to the recently restored woman. "Ma'am? Do you know where your heart was removed?"
Yep, about what Tezumak looked like.**How big are they?**
**About twenty feet tall. And bulky, like Paul's heavy armour, but with a head. And they fly with magic wings rather than gravity manipulation.**
No doubt OL considers it inefficient, though. But in a place like this...That's an interesting approach. I can sort of see how it would work-.
"Cihuateteo. South west of here."
Let's hope that isn't a literal measurement of the time it would take.Philippus nods. "We do not know your territory and cannot see the stars. Which way is west?"
She points, and suddenly navigation is a good deal more simple. "We were carried to your island in the body of Tlaltecuhtli, and that turned the journey of years into no time at all."
Given that they themselves can fly, I'd assume there are shortcuts for those with the right mystical credentials.Qualpopoca nods. "The journey to earn reincarnation takes four years and passing through nine different realms, each of which has their own perils. Even journeying to Cihuateteo would take at least a year on foot…" He shrugs. "I do not know what arrangements the gods have made for people who can fly."
"Let's hope not-."
...Which as Google tells us, is a part of the Mexica afterlife also called the 'hill of knives'. Sounds nasty.Kon jerks his head around. "What's the obstacle closest to Cihuateteo?"
"Iztepetl." / "Iztepetl."
Just try and stop Kon. I suspect if they're forced to set down, he'll clear the way with heat vision if he has to.Qualpopoca frowns. "Those who wish to travel there must brave the mountain covered with razor sharp shards of obsidian. I do not know what will happen to people who try to fly over it."
"I don't think we'll be aable do." **M'gann, we're north east of you. Head for a mountain covered in obsidian shards. Be careful, it's only possible to fly upwards a hundred metres or so. Superboy and I are coming to you now.**
Well, given the lady 'lives' again because of Annis' blood... Yes, I can see the swoony romantic angle.**Okay! I'm on my way.**
The Amazons have already mounted their steeds, Annis pulling the woman up behind her. And now I'm reminded of an unsettling number of unsubtle Amazon 'romance' stories. Well, she's hundreds of years old and survived having her heart cut out. I'm sure she can manage.
Rainbow Dash would like words with you.I fly upwards to just under the limit, waiting with Kon while the winged horses get themselves in order. The equine form is not known for being aerodynamic.
Kon is staring off into the south west.
As anyone trying to sight-see from a tall building has found out."Can you see anything?"
"Mist. I can see further in a vacuum, but I guess there's way more moisture in the air here than normal."
Added difficulty for the journey."No. I think the gods set things up to prevent people seeing too far."
"Why?"
On the other hand, if you can't see it, sooner or later you begin to doubt you can ever reach it. Which is probably the point, I bet. If that's enough to make you turn back, then you're not ready.Power trip.
"Because the journey is supposed to be a trial. If you can see the destination, you start relaxing."
Add on a baby-carrier harness for Kon...The pegasus riders reach our level, and Philippus nods as I make eye contact. I reform my booster-.
"Prince Kon-El, go with him."
Yes, good idea to find out how many people you're going to have to punch in the face. Hard.Kon nods and smiles as we accelerate away from the flock, jungle shooting by beneath us.
**M'gann, we're on our way. How many suits are after you?**
I think maybe at that point, that Flash didn't have the trick of safely vibrating through things down yet. Wally always did have trouble with it.**There's five of them. I don't think they know exactly where I am, but they're moving in the same direction as me. And they're got dart launchers.**
I nod. I remember Tezumak's dart launchers downing the Flash due to the combination of speed and spread: while he could normally vibrate through or effortlessly move around them, Tezumak was able to create a spread where there wasn't remove to dodge and… Something stopped him vibrating through them? I don't remember it clearly and Adom didn't know the details of how his armour worked.
...Hopefully it didn't hit anything vital? Since even as a protean being, she does have vital parts...**Dart launchers?**
**They can fire a dozen or so at once and they fire really fast. I tried phasing through them and.. it didn't completely work.**
Don't jinx it, girl! The moment someone says that, you know they'll end up passing out in their loved one's arms after the fight!**Are you hurt?**
**Don't worry, it's just a scratch. I'm fine.**
Not a safe bet to make with your life.**Was it poisoned?**
**Ah, I don't think so? Not with anything that poisons martians, anyway.**
Keep running away, for a start.**Don't assume that. We're in a magic realm, so it may be more the idea of poison than chemistry.**
**Okay, so what should I do?**
Ah, that was quick.**Keep flying and do not engage unless essential for your exfiltration. I'll check you over when we meet up.**
**Right. I'm coming up to the mountain now.**
And there's the no-fly zone.**We're a little further away. E.T.A.… Two minutes.**
**I'm losing altitude!**
At least the effect applies to the bad guys as well.**Magic. Go with it. Are the power armour suits going down as well?**
**Yes.**
**Switch to a faster ground form. Preferably something from South of Central America, then head up the mountain. We'll see you shortly.**
Yes, because i'm sure the Martian has studied what animals were indigenous to Central America pre-colonialism.**Switch to a faster ground form. Preferably something from South of Central America, then head up the mountain. We'll see you shortly.**
Only until someone pointed out that pegasus ponies drained by Tirek lost the ability to fly, proving that pegasus magic has more to do with their flight than aerodynamics or muscle power. I remember at least one old fanfiction where she found that out and started training her magic directly instead of just her flight muscles.
orMe said:Preferably something from South of Central America, then head up the mountain
To and Do should probably switch places.
Thank you, corrected.
Yes, because i'm sure the Martian has studied what animals were indigenous to Central America pre-colonialism.
Thank you, corrected.
*Screams really loud and watches as she tips over.*
'every'Oh, this is stupid! When I could only do a few Earth shapes I could just pick the one closest to what I wanted. Now I can do just about ever animal in America-.
Extraneous 'that'?I scrabble to stop! A suit of power armor that just hit the path right in front of me!
'It's'It's armor is all scratched up where it hit. A couple of the pieces of obsidian went right into the armor.
'an… Awkward slope.'?Okay, that's great, but it's blocking the path. There's an almost vertical wall, and a… Awkward slop.
'on the rock'?Telekinesis is letting me stick my hooves of the rock but goat legs aren't designed to pull in this direction! Shapeshift claws! Pullpullpull!
'are smashing' or 'were smashing'?Okay, that should be enough if I add in what the darts as smashing. I drop the rock and pick.. up.. the glass.
Heh. Guess OL didn't offer any direct suggestions when he told M'gann to change shape. And now we get to her mad dash to safety from her point of view? Oh, this will be all kinds of fun. ...Also, phrasing, M'gann!17th February 2013
18:13 GMT
Faster ground form?
Oh, this is stupid! When I could only do a few Earth shapes I could just pick the one closest to what I wanted. Now I can do just about ever animal in America-.
Ooh, bad choice. Equines are just not the best for conditions like these. They're better on level ground, not steep slopes. Especially climbing.I'll try horse.
My frontal vision's not so good, but I can gallop and stay invisible and it doesn't look like the Aztec power armor can hear all that well. Wait, I remember a documentary I watched with Conner. Central America used to just have llamas, which are like short fluffy horses with bad tempers. I never actually studied them well enough to turn into one.
And if you don't remember the Martian Womanhunter, then shame on you, folks. But he's a damn good shapeshifter. Good to see she;s learnt from his memoirs.Four galloping legs go!
I should remember to send a thank you note to Mister J'arkus, because there's no way I'd be able to run this easily without his kuru pendant. Despite his… History, he's a really good researcher. I hope when martians start leaving Mars he can get a posting and hasn't been blacklisted.
...And there would be the loose stones. Obsidian stones, no less.There aren't as many plants as I get closer to the mountain, trees being replaced by small bushes struggling to survive in the thin soil. Still more greenery than Mars-. M'arzz, and Mister J'arkus's memory print says that the loose stones could be a problem for hooves. But it's still mostly soil so-.
OW!
Consider this: the equine hoof is like the tip of your finger, with the hard part being the nail. So just picture a sliver of something going in under your fingernail to picture just how much pain M'gann is feeling right now. And I apologise for making you imagine that.Something pinched me on the pad of my hoof! I'm-. Bleeding. Not much. Was that just bad luck?
I look up the mountain, and then I give myself better eyes because while wild horses have okay long range vision I can't see a lot of color like this-.
Honestly, I'm picturing a field of grass. Black, glass grass-blades the whole way up with small spots of 'safe' ground...The mountain's a lot blacker than I thought it would be. When Paul said 'obsidian shards' I thought he just meant… Piles of obsidian, or-.
There!
Heh. M'gann could totally cheat at dressage shows.I do a little four-legged jump over a patch where the soil got thin and the black volcanic glass was poking though. And ow.
Why hasn't my foot healed yet? I can just shapeshift-.
Because remember, he only knows about the scrapes she got from the darts.
And M'gann isn't Red enough to know any healing magic.**Just a little one on my foot-.**
**Avoid getting wounded again. This is a high magic environment.**
Fortunately, his group have some measure of magical defences against that. Kon's Nth-Metal armour should 'nope' that quite well, in fact.There's a bush just up ahead, but I can't see what's on the far side. I turn right, galloping around it along the bare rock and soil.
**Some things that are meant to inflict wounds will just inflict them, whether they would normally be able to wound you or not. I had a devil of a time getting a spear out of my chest.**
...Yes, try to dig through the obsidian-laced soil. There's a smart idea... </sarcasm>**Understood.**
Um. Mole? Worm? It's still too flat for a mountain goat-.
And they are probably just a bit more resilient to needles of obsidian jamming into their boot soles.In my right eye I can see the power armour suits running up the lower slope of the mountain, wings folded up in their backs.
Left right now.
Just because they can't fly...Okay, there's a sort-of path leading up there, and there's also black crystals stick out through the rock. Those ones aren't all that hard to avoid, but there's got to be more just under the ground. But if the power armor can't go any faster-.
CRUMPFF!
...Doesn't mean they can't jump. And M'gann doesn't have the luxury of not leaving footprints.I scrabble to stop! A suit of power armor that just hit the path right in front of me! It pulls itself out of the mountainside and then I freeze because it's looking down at the ground. It's trying to see where I'm standing, I know it. I-.
Wait.
At least this place can harm them. Not quite as easily as it does you, but still...It's armor is all scratched up where it hit. A couple of the pieces of obsidian went right into the armor.
Okay, that's great, but it's blocking the path. There's an almost vertical wall, and a… Awkward slop.
The problem of not having the instincts of the animal to go with the form.The power armor opens most of its dart guns. Some of them don't open but goat powers activate!
I jump as a horse, and the power armor turns to exactly where I land and fires right as I turn into a goat! Twist and dodge and shove with telekinesis because those are too close! Up the rock and I don't know what a sheer wall looks like to a goat but it still looks like a sheer wall to me!
Heh. Too close to flying, eh?I'll just use my telekinesis towaaagh!
I'll respect what the Aztec gods want me to do and just use telekinesis to feel the rock. Okay. That feels like something a goat could stand on. I think. And that one after it.
And now I can't help but imagine her screaming like a goat there.
Perhaps something feline would work better, then, M'gann? Surely you've got at least one big cat form available?I get my front legs over the lip of the next ledge and frantically scrabble for any sort of support from my back legs. Telekinesis is letting me stick my hooves of the rock but goat legs aren't designed to pull in this direction! Shapeshift claws! Pullpullpull!
Ah-haaah-haaah.
Slow but tireless... Until their blood-fuel runs out, anyway.I'm up.
I take a moment to look down the mountainside at the power armour suits making their way up.
Why not assume they did and keep moving?
Well, at least now you're thinking like a goat.CRASH!
AH! One smashes into the ledge right in front of me, scrabbling for grip even as it opens its dart launchers! Jump off the wall as it fires, jump off its head as it grabs the rock and pulls itself up a little further, jump into the wall above its head and jump off that into a small cleft and balance.
Given the tweaks you've made to yourself, like the scrabbling claws, I'm not sure you're entirely a goat right now anyway.And gasp for breath and darts plink off the rock around me!
Idon'tlikebeingagoat! Idon'tlikebeingagoat!
...And an idea forms. A wonderful idea... A terribly wonderful idea...Ow! That shot chipped through the rock and sent slivers of obsidian flying out!
Magically… Deadly obsidian.
Like a hundred tiny knives...I jump back a pace, getting as far out of their line of sight as I can… If that's even how they're detecting me. Then shapeshift myself an extra hand and grab a stone, a regular one. There's a obsidian spire, but I don't really have a good enough grip to hit it. Will this place let telekinesis work? Uh-huh, floating the rock, and slam it into the glass! And again, and again… Okay, that should be enough if I add in what the darts as smashing. I drop the rock and pick.. up.. the glass.
Oof, right in the eyepieces. That's gotta sting.A golden hand grabs onto the edge of my crevasse.
And as the power armour pulls its head over the edge I fire a magical telekinetic obsidian sandblaster right in its face!
...Figuratively and literally!Its face is scoured off, the metal pitted and cut and the power armour collapses backwards, falling first onto the ledge and then down the slope.
Okay, good. Time to hoof it.
Now you're getting the hang of it.I look upwards, trying to judge a path that's got less obsidian sticking out, because from here on up it gets a lot more common. I suppose standing on the flat surfaces should be okay, but if they get hit by a dart…
Okay, got it. Goat-jump time.
... and there's also black crystals sticking out through the rock.... and there's also black crystals stick out through the rock.
There's an obsidian spire...
Using telekinesis to cheat... Megan needs a lot more practice with her goat powers if she's still had trouble with minor things like gravity.17th February 2013
I jump as a horse, and the power armor turns to exactly where I land and fires right as I turn into a goat! Twist and dodge and shove with telekinesis because those are too close! Up the rock and I don't know what a sheer wall looks like to a goat but it still looks like a sheer wall to me!
I'll just use my telekinesis towaaagh!
I'll respect what the Aztec gods want me to do and just use telekinesis to feel the rock. Okay. That feels like something a goat could stand on. I think. And that one after it.
'every'
Extraneous 'that'?
'It's'
'an… Awkward slope.'?
'on the rock'?
'are smashing' or 'were smashing'?
Thank you, corrected.... and there's also black crystals sticking out through the rock.
There's an obsidian spire...
Then you're not doing the trial. This whole thing isn't gunna let you think your way around it: that's not how these things work."
Up the-. And just like that the difficulty has been toned down. There's an actual path now, spiky as it is. I wonder if I could talk Zeus into taking over this place
I love the salt we get when things just refuse to play by his rules.
True, this would be annoying for anyone used to circumventing hazards like this. Like, say, you, OL. And that is rather the point of all this, isn't it? What's the bet the place feels how annoyed you are, has decided that mood isn't appropriate, and is trying to make you turn back until you're properly ready?17th February 2013
18:16 GMT
I don't like arbitrary rules.
Can't fly? Okay. There should still be a way to travel around that doesn't block things in case someone who doesn't want to take the trials wants to travel, but fine. Constructs not working on lumps of glass? Irritating, but perfectly 'fair', as this journey is supposed to be a trial for Aztec souls and they're denied anything that would make it not a test.
Well, someone is losing their temper, if they're swearing like that.BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Kon swings his tetsubo through an outcrop of obsidian as I use my Aztec-compliant wood and hide shield to block the shards which fly at us. And now the floor is littered with shards just big enough to threaten us but too small to efficiently move out of the way without cutting ourselves. AND I can see the other obsidian growths in this part of the-
Yep, the place is definitely responding to you."This isn't working."
-mountain expanding, paths which were nearly visible before now increasingly overgrown.
Sadly, I doubt they ever foresaw the need to rush through this process."Yes-! Yes, you're right. Ring, sonic-."
"No, that's not it, either." He gives me a hard look. "M'gann's over there and you're trying to think your way through a trial of the gods."
See? Kon's got the right idea. He may want to get there super-fast, but he gets that you can't force your way through."Yes? I want to get there quickl-."
"Then you're not doing the trial. This whole thing isn't gunna let you think your way around it: that's not how these things work."
Now, see, OL? That sort of talk is just going to make things worse for you.I glance up at the almost entirely black slope.
"The Aztecs need smarter gods. So we just run through it?"
Because that's against the rules, after all. Regular folks couldn't do that..."Yeah."
"This is going to suck. I can't neutralise my own pain and I won't be able to regenerate without setting them off."
Good man. Go with the flow, even if it means your blood will flow.
Yeah, OL. Honestly, if they weren't indisposed, someone would have shown up by now to slap you upside the head.I point to something resembling a route that probably won't flay us too badly. We do actually need to cross the mountain and I imagine that constructing a hang glider at the summit -which the Aztec totally could have done- will result in a negative response as well.
Kon nods.
Sadly, he hasn't got any way to counter it, though. Probably already tried stuff like padded snowshoes or the like..."I'll take the lead until I get light-headed from blood loss."
"You've gotta brave them, that doesn't mean that you've gotta get cut up by them."
Just be careful not to sand your feet off like this. I mean, sure, they'll stop hurting, but regrowing them will waste ring-charge."Aztec gods like blood."
I start, obsidian shards on the ground cutting into the metal armour of my boots. Not cutting through yet because my weight is spread widely enough to prevent it, but the sole is taking damage and that will change. I speed up, twisting this way and that to try and keep my arms and torso as much out of the way of the outcrops.
Hey, that cloth armour was pretty tough against the stuff they fought.It doesn't work. A narrow crevasse we have to path through slashes holes in my back and front as I turn aside, and I feel pain as a misplaces hand results in a spine going through my gauntlet into my palm. I don't jerk it back because I'm much better at dealing with pain than I used to be. When I've got a purpose I'm working towards at least. And we need to get to ow.
Right through the side of my helmet. Because only shitty Aztec cloth armour is allowed to do anything. Yep, that's bleeding.
See? Stop trying to fight the process and it starts working with you instead of against you.Up the-. And just like that the difficulty has been toned down. There's an actual path now, spiky as it is. I wonder if I could talk Zeus into taking over this place-?
M'gann needs help, focus and make an effort.
Ugh, wet feet. That has to make it just that bit more unpleasant.I pump my legs, feeling the effort in my calves as I do my best to run up the side of a mountain. And I feel.. the slight dampness as the thin cuts on the soles of my feet start to bleed in a way that I'm sure makes the Aztec gods delighted.
"You alright, Kon?"
Don't sound so eager, OL! The half-Kryptonian beefcake is in a committed relationship, remember?"Helios's blessing is still working. So's the Danner formula." He accelerates past me, grabbing a crystal to pull himself up a steep surface. I see it cut into his hand, and then his wound closes up a moment later. "So I can-."
"Carry me."
Safe bet the rest of the group stayed behind, then. I don't fancy any of them wanting to undergo this, even the Herakla.He pulls himself over the lip, then turns and offers me his now completely healed hand to pull me up. "I don't think they'll let that work."
Okay, hand there, grip Kon's hand with my other hand, feet there-. And I'm up, and we're off again.
Ah, getting light-headed already, OL? You usually don't get this distracted in the middle of a mission these days.I can see the blood he's leaving where his feet are getting cut too frequently for him to heal it. Looking back-. And my blood too, from the looks of things. I could top up my blood supply, but quite aside from the gods' system considering that 'cheating' it would risk reinflating veins and arteries that are closed due to the lower pressure to prevent me bleeding further. That's why-.
"Kon, did I ever tell you why survival rates for wounded British soldiers during Falklands War were better than the rates for US soldiers during Vietnam?"
I still picture whatever spirit is in charge holding a chancla and going 'I've got my eye on you, mister!'"No? Better hospitals?"
Okay, this bit is relatively straight, not too steep, bit of a scramble in a few places but I'm seeing more rock. Guess the mountain accepts that we're playing its game.
...Whoops. Well, can't blame the medics, that's probably how they were trained."No. Worse. US soldiers got evacuated by helicopter or boat as soon as possible. British soldiers got left on the freezing moor for hours because the country with the longest naval tradition in the world fucked up a naval invasion. Problem was that the US medical corps insisted on pumping blood into wounded soldiers to keep their blood pressure normal. Prevented internal clotting because the clots couldn't hold against the heightened blood pressure. They bled to death inside their skin. But lying on freezing ground on Goose Green slowed the British soldiers metabolism, and the lack of blood transfusions let them clot just fine."
Bet that'll need more than duct-tape to patch up once you get out of here."Okay?"
Shit, a completely sheer surface where the only handholds are obsidian. I… Ditch my armour, which was basically just hanging on at this point.
Ironically, that probably reduced the difficulty scaling even more for you, OL."Just thinking about it. Because of..."
I hold up my steadily bleeding arms. He nods.
Unless Kon wants to try a mild dose of cold breath. Although that might leave OL with frostbite instead."Well, there's no medical attention, but it's not cold enough to slow your metabolism."
We each nod and start ascending.
He's not kidding, either. Glass shards are super-sharp. Because of the way it fractures into microscopic razor blades..."Yay."
Hand on the.. flat part, the corners will cut a little bit, but the main 'blade' will remove fingers. Push and foot and.. next hand hold. And-. Glance upwards, and Kon's already half way to the top, and I-.
Still, you didn't fall. It's merely a reminder to focus.Crapcrapcrap!
Right hand slips on my own blood, and there's a nice pile of obsidian below me waiting for me if I fall off.
That 'carrying' thing is probably looking more appealing now, eh, Kon?Breathe. Take a moment. Grab onto the actual rock. And start up again.
"You okay?"
...Ah, here she comes now."Good enough. Don't slow down for me. I'm okay but M'gann-."
Oof! What-?
And look! She brought company!
Thank you, corrected.
No. Unlike Jersey City, Itztépetl has nice scenery.
I almost want to see a Paul land in the MegasXLR universe just because of how much everything there would piss him off.
'misplaced'A narrow crevasse we have to path through slashes holes in my back and front as I turn aside, and I feel pain as a misplaces hand results in a spine going through my gauntlet into my palm.
Because that's still 'not doing the trial.''misplaced'
He can't use constructs on the obsidian or fly, and destroying the obsidian caused a negative response, but why can't he puppet himself to let him get through with the optimal amount of speed and damage?
Thank you, corrected.
Zeus is his low bar.Why not consider other members of that Pantheon before getting to that one?
If Zeus is his low bar, then what's his tripping hazard in Hell?
Right now? The Aztec gods. But he hasn't had that much contact with other pantheons.If Zeus is his low bar, then what's his tripping hazard in Hell?