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I really need to read at least up to main series novel 12 to know wtf to say to Ouranos. This whole story is assuming full knowledge of the series. But uuurgh, it's a pain to get through some parts of the main series. I can read a book a day easy, but only SO actually motivates me like that...
No Baron Bunnies were harmed in the making of this fic. To make the essential part of Baron Bunny, Serenitea used a lot of Pyro on a gel-like potion base borrowed from Naaza. It's still a very innefficient way to get elemental energy, but Serenitea and Naaza and Lisa are hoping that refining it will lead to new materials for potions and other things for the familia to sell. It'll be both novelty and monopoly!
.::16::.
A plushie soared through the air and landed in front of two goblins. The goblins, looking not really like most goblins in fantasy, looked curiously at it before starting to look around for whoever threw it.
Namely, me.
'Darn it! Work already!'
'Remember, focus on the bounce! Head!'
I caught myself and steadied my head. I focused on the nervous energy inside me, all the anxiety and the bouncing knee I was repressing, and made sure to mentally push it all the way into the Baron Bunny v1.1 laying all the way over there. It jumped into the air and started doing an incredibly fast paced jig. I had done it again. 'I made a Baron Bunny.'
'You fucked up a perfectly good explosive puppet is what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.'
Ah! 'Knew I could on you Kaeya.'
The goblins jumped onto the puppet and I triggered all the pyro I had accumulated in it. The ensuing explosion was only a bit stronger than fireworks, but that was more than enough to send the goblins reeling, burned in several places, their faces in particular.
I drew back the string of my bow from where I was standing, nearly fifteen meters away, and used that chance to charge this next shot. Aiming carefully, I released the string a few moments after it had lit up, sending a flaming arrow straight into the belly of the closest goblin. I grimaced, but drew another. I'd been aiming for the chest. No time for regrets. That one was probably dead but the other had seen me and was closing in.
I notched, drew and released with an ease that only came because Lepus was active. Two arrows later, it too was down. I shoved my back behind me, fumbled with the quiver, and drew my backup dagger. Then it was a question of quickly slashing their throats for safety, and I was free to retrieve my arrows and the magic stones.
Fortunately, this time no kobold decided to blindside me.
It was probably time to head up. I mentioned it to my headmates.
'Yes. You are starting to tire. We've already tested out everything and seen where you need the most improvement.' Oh, the joys of having your personal trainers living inside your head.
'We got enough magic stones too. I think. But that was a good showing. I think you can let go of me for the way back. Don't let your guard down tho! An Outrider is always ready!'
'Got it, Amber. And thanks.'
I let go of the magic and almost immediately felt the tension in my head and body relax. Magic had a cost in mental power, and to be fair I was pushing it today. It really outlined how amazing the main characters were in the series, considering I'd been down here for just a few hours I was already this tired. I let my eyes swept the corridor for any surprises that could have been laying in wait before turning back and leaving.
On the way back to the stairs, I passed several other groups, and caught one last goblin. Kaeya had me dispatch that one without Pavo, using only my own swordanship. To my delight, I actually managed to kill it fairly easily. After laying waste to a bunch of goblins, that was at least to be expected!
'Remember your disguise, oh Darknight Hero.'
'That was the corniest batman reference in the game, but if we're going with codenames, I'm neither dark nor operating at night. Something like Mysterious Wonderman or something. You get it? Like, wonder, wander…'
'You have no shame. It's good to know.' Kaeya tsk-tsked in my head while Amber laughed her head off.
'Puns are the most unappreciated form of humor in life. Why can't more people realize just how much work goes into making a good word-play? Particularly in your second language.'
So it was that, all wrapped up in my anti-yandere clothing, I arrived at the Pantheon, the Guild's headquarters. I exchanged my magic stones at the exchange before waiting a bit to speak with my dungeon advisor.
I wasn't Bell, the first member of a new familia. I was, however, the first new member of a familia that had fallen to the bottom of the barrel. The Guild had offered and Naaza had advised me to take it. It was free help and there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking as much advantage as we could. Not in our position. Everything my advisor could tell me was probably more accurate and up to date, it was more time Naaza had to work by herself, and not to mention that having a good relationship with a couple of Guild employees was always good.
My advisor was an older pallum called Iona. Not coincidentally, she was the Guild manager in charge of Miach Familia, and she had been the one who'd kept up with Naazas' progress as an adventurer. Until a fateful day anyway.
Iona called me up into a back room. By older, I meant that she was somewhere around my parents' ages. Her bones just weren't up to climbing a bench every time she had to talk to an adventurer over the counter, and apparently there just weren't enough pallum adventurers and advisors to justify having a booth with a lower height. I'd mentioned that idea this morning, and tripped into a deep and bitter subject among pallums apparently. I wasn't sure if it was ableism or racism or whatever, but going from the look on Iona's face I'd better drop it.
So I did. Awkwardly. Fortunately, it seemed that in the meantime she had forgotten about it.
"So, how was your first time?" Iona asked me as I arranged my weapons to sit down.
Somewhere in the back of my mind several voices snickered. "I think it went well. I'm barely hurt, just bruised. I fought around… a dozen goblins and about half as many kobolds."
Her brow furrowed as she wrote down a couple of numbers. "That's quite a bit. You didn't keep to the Beginner's Path." She hummed. "You didn't get lost, at least?"
I shook my head. "No, no, I have Naaza's map with me, and she had me study it in depth before today." Besides which, my headmates were a secret weapon there too. Lisa wrote down a mental map while I walked, Amber kept track of where I was, and Kaeya added his instincts to mine. "I went off into some side paths, but I was never lost, I swear. I also never went deep."
"It's not like you are a complete newbie, but remember to be careful. Even on the first floor, adventurers can die. The dungeon is never, ever safe."
I nodded, filling that down to remember it. I'd already felt how the mental and physical toll of prowling for hours in the tunnels could get to me. It wasn't just the monsters, there were other adventurers to be wary of too, and on top of it all, I had to keep my magic up all the time. To me, the dungeon was always going to be an endurance run, and I was not good at those.
'So the sooner you get your own skills up to par, the better.' Kaeya reminded me.
'Yeah, I know. We all got some ideas tho. We can discuss this back home.'
as a treat, the current status
.::16::.
A plushie soared through the air and landed in front of two goblins. The goblins, looking not really like most goblins in fantasy, looked curiously at it before starting to look around for whoever threw it.
Namely, me.
'Darn it! Work already!'
'Remember, focus on the bounce! Head!'
I caught myself and steadied my head. I focused on the nervous energy inside me, all the anxiety and the bouncing knee I was repressing, and made sure to mentally push it all the way into the Baron Bunny v1.1 laying all the way over there. It jumped into the air and started doing an incredibly fast paced jig. I had done it again. 'I made a Baron Bunny.'
'You fucked up a perfectly good explosive puppet is what you did. Look at it, it's got anxiety.'
Ah! 'Knew I could on you Kaeya.'
The goblins jumped onto the puppet and I triggered all the pyro I had accumulated in it. The ensuing explosion was only a bit stronger than fireworks, but that was more than enough to send the goblins reeling, burned in several places, their faces in particular.
I drew back the string of my bow from where I was standing, nearly fifteen meters away, and used that chance to charge this next shot. Aiming carefully, I released the string a few moments after it had lit up, sending a flaming arrow straight into the belly of the closest goblin. I grimaced, but drew another. I'd been aiming for the chest. No time for regrets. That one was probably dead but the other had seen me and was closing in.
I notched, drew and released with an ease that only came because Lepus was active. Two arrows later, it too was down. I shoved my back behind me, fumbled with the quiver, and drew my backup dagger. Then it was a question of quickly slashing their throats for safety, and I was free to retrieve my arrows and the magic stones.
Fortunately, this time no kobold decided to blindside me.
It was probably time to head up. I mentioned it to my headmates.
'Yes. You are starting to tire. We've already tested out everything and seen where you need the most improvement.' Oh, the joys of having your personal trainers living inside your head.
'We got enough magic stones too. I think. But that was a good showing. I think you can let go of me for the way back. Don't let your guard down tho! An Outrider is always ready!'
'Got it, Amber. And thanks.'
I let go of the magic and almost immediately felt the tension in my head and body relax. Magic had a cost in mental power, and to be fair I was pushing it today. It really outlined how amazing the main characters were in the series, considering I'd been down here for just a few hours I was already this tired. I let my eyes swept the corridor for any surprises that could have been laying in wait before turning back and leaving.
On the way back to the stairs, I passed several other groups, and caught one last goblin. Kaeya had me dispatch that one without Pavo, using only my own swordanship. To my delight, I actually managed to kill it fairly easily. After laying waste to a bunch of goblins, that was at least to be expected!
'Remember your disguise, oh Darknight Hero.'
'That was the corniest batman reference in the game, but if we're going with codenames, I'm neither dark nor operating at night. Something like Mysterious Wonderman or something. You get it? Like, wonder, wander…'
'You have no shame. It's good to know.' Kaeya tsk-tsked in my head while Amber laughed her head off.
'Puns are the most unappreciated form of humor in life. Why can't more people realize just how much work goes into making a good word-play? Particularly in your second language.'
So it was that, all wrapped up in my anti-yandere clothing, I arrived at the Pantheon, the Guild's headquarters. I exchanged my magic stones at the exchange before waiting a bit to speak with my dungeon advisor.
I wasn't Bell, the first member of a new familia. I was, however, the first new member of a familia that had fallen to the bottom of the barrel. The Guild had offered and Naaza had advised me to take it. It was free help and there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking as much advantage as we could. Not in our position. Everything my advisor could tell me was probably more accurate and up to date, it was more time Naaza had to work by herself, and not to mention that having a good relationship with a couple of Guild employees was always good.
My advisor was an older pallum called Iona. Not coincidentally, she was the Guild manager in charge of Miach Familia, and she had been the one who'd kept up with Naazas' progress as an adventurer. Until a fateful day anyway.
Iona called me up into a back room. By older, I meant that she was somewhere around my parents' ages. Her bones just weren't up to climbing a bench every time she had to talk to an adventurer over the counter, and apparently there just weren't enough pallum adventurers and advisors to justify having a booth with a lower height. I'd mentioned that idea this morning, and tripped into a deep and bitter subject among pallums apparently. I wasn't sure if it was ableism or racism or whatever, but going from the look on Iona's face I'd better drop it.
So I did. Awkwardly. Fortunately, it seemed that in the meantime she had forgotten about it.
"So, how was your first time?" Iona asked me as I arranged my weapons to sit down.
Somewhere in the back of my mind several voices snickered. "I think it went well. I'm barely hurt, just bruised. I fought around… a dozen goblins and about half as many kobolds."
Her brow furrowed as she wrote down a couple of numbers. "That's quite a bit. You didn't keep to the Beginner's Path." She hummed. "You didn't get lost, at least?"
I shook my head. "No, no, I have Naaza's map with me, and she had me study it in depth before today." Besides which, my headmates were a secret weapon there too. Lisa wrote down a mental map while I walked, Amber kept track of where I was, and Kaeya added his instincts to mine. "I went off into some side paths, but I was never lost, I swear. I also never went deep."
"It's not like you are a complete newbie, but remember to be careful. Even on the first floor, adventurers can die. The dungeon is never, ever safe."
I nodded, filling that down to remember it. I'd already felt how the mental and physical toll of prowling for hours in the tunnels could get to me. It wasn't just the monsters, there were other adventurers to be wary of too, and on top of it all, I had to keep my magic up all the time. To me, the dungeon was always going to be an endurance run, and I was not good at those.
'So the sooner you get your own skills up to par, the better.' Kaeya reminded me.
'Yeah, I know. We all got some ideas tho. We can discuss this back home.'
as a treat, the current status
Serenitea Zephyrus
Level 1
Strength I2 . Endurance I3 . Dexterity I1 . Agility I3 . Magic I5
[Skills]
<Elemental Sight>
[Magic]
<Lepus>
<Pavo Ocellus>
<Tempus Fugit>
Level 1
Strength I2 . Endurance I3 . Dexterity I1 . Agility I3 . Magic I5
[Skills]
<Elemental Sight>
[Magic]
<Lepus>
<Pavo Ocellus>
<Tempus Fugit>