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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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QQ: oh no! Zombies!
Me:
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PostwarGryphon said:
Don't worry people, when the various types of zombies intersect with eachother it will trigger a Zombie Civil War and they will wipe eachother out.

... Or they will merge together into some kind of amalgamated super zombie.

I should probably do something about that, but my title isn't Dutiful Ignorer Of Duties for nothing
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Apparently the group I'm surrounded by aren't really people but appear to be something called a philosophical zombies and supposedly have no cognition of their own and have the ability to shape shift I just literally saw a 45-year-old man turned into a teenage Animal girl with bear traits before ripping off the head of a shambling corpse again.....

I have no clue why they're asking me for orders again I am so confused right now....

help....

JustinTime847 said:
Ah, okay then. Wait, does that mean I need to wear a costume in my mansion then? Also, a bunch of other people with their own ghosts came and swore their loyalty to me, and I don't quite know what to do with them.
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Join the club I've apparently got some sort of super natural flesh robot Shapeshifter thing going on around me and I have no clue why the hell they're asking me for orders.....

At least I don't have to deal with the shambling corpses these things are turning them into find paste and chunky salsa....
 
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I'm just gonna sell hotdogs from my hotdog cart. Zombie invasion didn't stop the IRS so I gotta make money somehow.
 
JustinTime847 said:
Ah, okay then. Wait, does that mean I need to wear a costume in my mansion then? Also, a bunch of other people with their own ghosts came and swore their loyalty to me, and I don't quite know what to do with them.
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If its 13 ghost, run the gang are near. As for Costume, only if you have an elaborate plan for ether stealing, embelsing, or framing others for your own crimes.
 
take up this knife it's shaped like [FREEDOM] cut away the detritus be free of this plague!
 
Hey! I'll have you know that my zombie was resurrected with a proper, 9k word Writ of Certificate for a License of Authenticity signed directly by the Secretarial Board of the Governor's Oversight Sub-Committee on the Reanimation of Well Loved But Unfortunately Almost Forgotten Corpses!

Totally legit! Totally legal! Keep your shotguns away from my Zamby, I just brought her back! Do you understand just how much I had to write to do that?! It's not easy, you know?! This in fact feels targeted! I only had my Zamby reanimated for a few hours before this post went live! Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!

lol
 
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tacobowl8 said:
(Part of the fun is changing your style to the default style; check the lower left corner of the page for 'Style Chooser')
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Counterpoint: Dark mode is the only acceptable mode in existence.


Seriously though, I ain't changing my style to anywhere near light mode for an april fool's day joke. Like I get the intent to have fun but uh, like actually just shoot me in the fucking head instead of making me look at anything that isn't various shades of black or grey.
 
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Zombies? here?

Heh, i dont care! I've got wings, i'll just fly around above them lol.
 
Ironwar4321 said:
If its 13 ghost, run the gang are near. As for Costume, only if you have an elaborate plan for ether stealing, embelsing, or framing others for your own crimes.
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No, they have ghosts like my scuba diver ghost. Well, not exactly like my scuba diver, most of them can't punch as good, but they can do cool stuff too.

Also, I may be able to stop time for a little bit? Like, a few seconds at a time.
 
Krulla_Chief said:
Counterpoint: Dark mode is the only acceptable mode in existence.


Seriously though, I ain't changing my style to anywhere near light mode for an april fool's day joke. Like I get the intent to have fun but uh, like actually just shoot me in the fucking head instead of making me look at anything that isn't various shades of black or grey.
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You can change the styles? I thought we only had one style and you were stuck with it.
 
Thought Master said:
You can change the styles? I thought we only had one style and you were stuck with it.
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It's been so long for me since I changed it I don't remember how anymore. I know it's vaguely somewhere in the settings but like. Why would I ever go there after I got done with it.
 
I have no gun so I must use the only thing I have... My sword! Fear me zombies for I'm cumming for you!
 
Zombies huh, well at least its not vampires or even worse vampire zombies (how would vampire zombies even work would they be double undead?)
anyways with my hours of pvz and where this thread is going I'm gonna get to planting some plants I guess and using dark summoning magics homestuck characters in order to reach my homestuck reference quota
 
Man, I picked the wrong time to stop playing Project Zomboid.

Whelp, better run to the nearest fire station and grab an ax.
 
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