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Ah, a return to the 'Gate' world, and the continuation of Ringified-OL's story. And of course there are bunny-girl tribes, with a lady-heavy gender bias. I suspect we can guess what that subplot title refers to, then...Mid-Autumn, IC 690
It's been six years since the Saderan legions under Prince Zorzal El Caesar fought here. The lagomorph tribes who once lived here are physically stronger and faster than unaugmented humans, but have only cottage industry and little higher learning. Unlike most tribal societies I've encountered, they also have a highly uneven birth rate. Almost all of their children are female, with the few males being physically unimposing and getting closeted as a result.
I'm guessing their males just can't keep up with the demands of the ladies. Especially if they're not overly fit and strong.The other oddity is that the female warriors raid their neighbours to acquire male slaves whom them can rape and use for non-combat related labour. I'm not sure if there aren't enough of their own males to maintain the population or they just don't like sharing. They used to be a constant irritation in the Saderan Empire's border regions, which is one of the things that promoted the invasion.
An inevitability of such cultures. There must always be expansion, after all.The other is… It's not like the Empire doesn't know what happens when warriors fight soldiers. Slaves and new fertile land available at a relatively low price? Who could resist?
Prince Diabo's eyes shine with the orange light as he stares through the ground at the decaying remains beneath it.
And the legions probably didn't bother recording the deaths of 'primitives'."How.. many died here?"
"I'm afraid that I don't know. This is a long way from my temple, and I wasn't paying specific attention to it when it happened. Why-?"
Just plenty of prisoners, I suppose."We tracked the progress of the campaign. Every.. battle. The legions didn't bother taking any of their weapons with them due to the low quality of the metal."
"Yes?"
Heartlessly pragmatic. And entirely what I'd expect of the psuedo-Roman Imperial troops."I see the corpses of warrior bunnies, but very few weapons. And I see rope around their arms and legs."
"Ah. Probably the old or very young, then. Those who couldn't survive the march to the slave markets in the Saderan Empire proper."
...Oh. I certainly hope they kept records of who oversaw the sale of the captives, then, and question them about the loss of lives."But there is work for the old and the young! And we were settling the area, they didn't need to march them anywhere."
"I'm not sure what you want me to say, Prince Diabo. The officers of the legion were looking for an easy profit, and other than the legionaries mustering out in the area, there weren't any settlers to pay them for the sub-prime slaves. They might have gotten less money than they theoretically could by only taking the most physically able, but it was a simple and reliable profit. If you scan in more detail-."
I doubt they value intellect and learning in their slaves, especially if they consider them primitives.His eyes flare again.
"Small skeletons, and skeletons with a low mineral content. They were the old and the young."
"I'm a little surprised that you're surprised. When was the last time you saw an old slave in the market?"
But there's a difference between the killing of enemies in hot-blooded battle, and the casual slaughter of captives in a cold-blooded desire for profit. I see Diabo is strongly inclined towards honourable and civilised wars, not this..."I live in the capital! Naturally, we get the highest quality slaves, that doesn't mean that the rest should just-. It doesn't mean that the rest should just be killed because it's too much effort."
"We are planning to start a rather large war."
Ah, an object lesson for the young man, then. Something to push him towards sympathy for the people he's meeting with. But not into full compassion, of course."There's a difference between fighting another nation and killing bound prisoners. Or do you not see it that way?"
"Oh, no, I agree completely. I just wanted to get you in the right headspace for your next meeting. And to see how assertive you have become."
For the potassium nitrate needed for gunpowder, of course. Sulphur is easier, but, well... There's a reason classic D&D 'Fireball' material components include sulphur and guano.Three years managing the Saderan Empire's gun development project has caused him to grow a bit more of a backbone. And he needed it. Alchemy isn't exactly a popular field for Imperial nobility, and it turns out that when the main delay in gathering materials is the time it takes to collect and boil vast quantities of excrement… Well, the isolated location of the works wasn't primarily down to a need for secrecy, and the smell also resulted in the place being run by slaves and a couple of slightly crazed alchemists who needed royal patronage.
Heh. Especially amongst those who didn't see the Earth forces in battle, I bet. I see Ring-OL is pushing this world towards a more Renaissance-level of technology, whether the local gods like it or not.The insults rather died off once he demonstrated the first wyvern-dropped barrel bomb, and ended completely when the first production model cannon battery was demonstrated against a stone wall.
"Then I suppose I should begin."
Desperate and starving. The kind of people that do foolish things that might get them killed...He raises his left hand and I glow for a moment before we transition, appearing in the middle of a warrior bunny encampment near the edge of their former range. They were expecting him-. Us, but swords and spears are drawn despite how useless they'd be. I take a moment to study the women here, and it is just women. Bunny warriors from outlying territories who didn't hear their former queen's call to arms, reinforced by survivors and refugees. But this part of the country was sparsely populated for a reason. The soil is poor, there isn't much game, and the closest people they could raid have solid walls and defences. There was just about enough for their former numbers, but from the looks of things that is no longer the case. In addition, many are carrying wounds that haven't had time to heal, or amputations where the wounds couldn't be healed.
The Saderan legions would come back and finish the job they started, without mercy, of course. And the only Lapines remaining would be slaves...Their best option was the raid the newly build Saderan settlements, but they know perfectly well what would happen if they tried that.
"I am Prince Diabo El Caesar. I am here to speak with your chief."
I wonder if the rabbit-folk have their own gods, or some who at least look at them with fond amusement, or if they got wiped out by stronger deities...Turning up without an escort, either of praetorians or blunderbusseers, is a statement in its own right. In other places it would suggest weakness but on Falmart, where everyone has heard of Apostles, it's a statement of power. 'I am the next thing to a god', it says. 'Take a shot if you like, I could do with a laugh'.
Removing them would be a good show of power and mercy, as would healing them, but I suspect Diabo would need to be more invested to muster that much Avarice."I am Chief Eithne. What do you want?"
Muscular, not wearing much, clipped ears and manacles indicating a former slave. The chains attached to the manacles have had a leaver shoved into them to pry them apart, but I'd guess that the manacles themselves are more than their primitive metallurgy can deal with. She looks irritable and tired.
They're probably subsisting on forage and hunting, but the more people around, the more they need to feed them and that isn't sustainable..."Hungry? Allow me."
He waves his left hand, and a table laden with foods appears from subspace. Cured sausage, jars of pickled and otherwise preserved vegetables and fruit, and a smaller quantity of fresh bread and fruit. Jugs of water and wine. Nothing that cost a great deal in the capital's markets, but all things the locals desperately could do with.
Kind of sad that they're so resigned, but she probably understands very well their tenuous position...The local women can't quite help themselves twitch towards it, but they control themselves a moment later.
The chief looks bitter. "You know that we can't refuse. Just say what you want in exchange."
And now I'm getting flashes of Viera, from Final Fantasy's Ivalice setting. Their warriors are probably not too different to what they'll be doing here."The Saderan Empire will soon be at war. Next year, most likely. Certainly not longer than another year after that. Our former auxiliary suffered significant casualties during our war with the Men in Green. I wish for the warriors of your tribe to take their place. You would serve as scouts and skirmishers, under my command."
Better to have them as friends than a distraction."At war." She tilts her head slightly. "So the Empire will have fewer legions protecting its people."
"True. So it would take us a little longer to completely exterminate you if you tried to attack us than it would otherwise take. But that it part of why I'm making an offer at all."
Which would mostly protect them from slavery, if nothing else."And what do we get?"
"Food. Water. Our forbearance. And for those of you who complete the ten year term of service…" He looks around the gathering. "Imperial citizenship."
A very tantalising proposition. But can they open up long enough to consider it fairly?There's a quiet intake of breath from all around.
"You would be granted an area of the former Warrior Bunny lands, and your occupancy would be recognise by the Empire. You would be subject to our laws… But you could actually live, rather than…" He looks around again, this time focusing on the tents and cook fires. "This."
But to them, it's so very, very much. He's certainly learned the benefits of negotiating from a position of power.The chief snorts. "And what is the chance that we will survive? What stops you killing us off just before that?"
"You, convincing us that you can be useful as free women, and not just as slaves. And frankly, what we're offering costs us little."
They took that many losses? Kind of impressive, especially with how quickly the conflict ended with Diabo's interference.And having scouts with their physical abilities, who don't need hard-to-provision horses to remain mobile and effective, would be very useful. People remember Agincourt, but there were battles in the same campaign where the English were caught out of position and overrun. We need to make sure that doesn't happen, because it will be another generation before the Saderan Empire can be as profligate with manpower as it was before the gate opened.
Given his potential funds, he could probably have cleaned them out entirely. But this is only the hook, not the line or sinker.The chief is clearly on the verge of saying yes, but a little-
"I also took the liberty of purchasing others of your kind in the slave markets. Including two males. Naturally, the would be placed under your command."
I see he's learned to use the more esoteric aspects of the Orange Light quite well.
'We march' would have been more friendly, but I doubt he'd be walking with them either way.Prince Diabo smiles, and gestures to the table.
"Then eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow, you march."
Nice to see this universe again. Harkens back to the early episodes when Power Rings Were Awesome.
Paul's disciple is coming along well. Learning the power of bribery and of turning problems into features.
The lagomorph tribes who once lived here are physically stronger and faster than unaugmented humans
Nice I thought this plot was abandoned! Though I'm a little worried that Prince Diablo is raising a levy of his own soldiers? I guess there was a breakdown between the Empire and Japan / UN government?
Nice I thought this plot was abandoned! Though I'm a little worried that Prince Diablo is raising a levy of his own soldiers? I guess there was a breakdown between the Empire and Japan / UN government?
Nice I thought this plot was abandoned! Though I'm a little worried that Prince Diablo is raising a levy of his own soldiers? I guess there was a breakdown between the Empire and Japan / UN government?
Yep. Gate closed, Japan experiencing the results of alienating America, and Diabo having to make good on his promise to the Emperor.
No.Did some of the Japanese got stuck on the wrong side of the Gate?
Gateway.
Oh right, the Apostles and the setting with the dickish gods. Of course they'd mutilate their slaves' ears, how small-minded,No.
Emperor Molt was fairly pleased that a few nobles decided to keep their Japanese slaves despite his proclamation. It allowed him to liquidate their estates to fund Prince Diabo's work.
Gateway.
Late Summer, IC 687
Gateway (part 1)
Gateway (part 2)
Gateway (part 3)
Gateway (part 4)
Gateway (part 5)
Gateway (part 6)
Gateway (part 7)
Gateway (part 8)
Gateway (part 9)
Gateway (part 10)
Renaissance Level isn't actually disallowed, the Saderans just haven't reached that point yet. The Saderan Empire might top out at around the 13th century, but they aren't actually the most advanced culture on the planet.Heh. Especially amongst those who didn't see the Earth forces in battle, I bet. I see Ring-OL is pushing this world towards a more Renaissance-level of technology, whether the local gods like it or not.
How do we know they were willing? They had their memories erased.
Unfortunately, no one in this universe has agency but Paul and the arc's designated agency haver. This wasn't always the case, but it's been so for a while.
I believe that there were two more chaprers from the Gate section. Gateway (part 11) and Gateway (part 12)
Some nice, normal, low-level crime-fighting. Man, it's been a while since he's done anything that mundane. It must feel like a relaxing vacation compared to some of his recent work.14th July 2013
10:13 GMT -5
"…first time we'd done a patrol in Gotham in… Ah, a while."
I smile as I float down the Gotham storm drain, sonic probes and ground-penetrating radar constructs scanning the concrete and earth around me.
...I mean, it's not impossible he learned enough to light a Ring, then let the repairs stand. But he sure didn't act like it."So, taking on more staff to handle the workload means that there's less work for him to do? What's his day job again?"
Richard snorts quietly with amusement. "Yeah, laugh it up. But he seemed a lot more relaxed, too. That thing you did to his brain. Are you sure he..? Redid it?"
Sort of a 'I use the Fear, but I don't have to like what I do with it.' thing. Perhaps if he sets the Ring aside, his mind would settle back into its 'Blue and Grey' level of comfort.Um…
"I.. can't be sure, no. It's what he implied, but I don't really… I didn't want to try scanning him. And… In theory, there's no reason why he couldn't go through the same mental transformation again, even without using his ring. His change was a result of a long series of changes and experiences, and even after changing his brain back without that external impetus he might just revert back."
Do you really think Bruce would do that now, though? After mainlining Fear for so long, could he shake off that paranoid state so easily?"So how come?"
"With the pressure from the Anti-Life not being there… It's not impossible, but I… It's probably the fact that he's getting regular sleep and has competent and trustworthy people to handle a lot of his job."
Admittedly, he can't really put anything into action for years yet, if he was of a mind to. Still, knowing the possibilities can guide him."And… Okay, so I read your report on possible ways the Justice League could improve-."
"For which you have my undying gratitude."
The problem is, here it's all super-cops and faceless handlers. More than a little worrying."Wasn't this one of the things you said they could do? And that one of your alter-egos came from an Earth where the Justice League already did that?"
"Earth Twelve, yes. They had to build their own space station with human technology, rather than being given it by the Guardians. So that stuff needed maintenance, and… All sorts of other things that could get done best by regular employees."
And we haven't seen how they're handling support staff, beyond the dispatch operator-style Peace Agents."So it's basically the same thing."
Nothing unexpected so far, so I take a right at the intersection.
Which is still a little silly. With modern facial recognition technology, I don't think hiding such a small part of your face will do much to foil it."No, they had faces and memories of their lives. They were just normal if highly skilled people who were employed by the League."
"Most of us wear masks."
I'd also be worried about compatibility. What if the upgrades interfere with the Danner enhancements? Or vice-versa?"Not from ourselves." Hm. "He hasn't offered you the Peace Agent augmentations?"
"Why, is it better than what you gave me?"
True. Being super-string and super-tough is enough to handle Gotham crime easily. Throw a Power Ring into that mix and I'd be amazed if any of the classic rogues still operated in the city."No reason in principle why you couldn't have both." … "I think. I don't.. really know how his energy-absorbing nanotechnology works."
"Maybe it would, but I'm powerful enough. And even the people who don't mind fighting me just gave up when Batman showed that he had a power ring."
That'd be what, four lights now? Five?"It would make me give up. Speaking of, does his recent explosion of free time mean that he's going to be joining us in the Chihuahuan Desert training sessions?"
"He didn't say anything about that. Want me to ask?"
Eh, I doubt it would show Sinestro anything he hadn't already seen or thought of himself. That fellow is pretty much a master of Fear already, on top of his mastery of Will.Ah…
Okay, I am concerned about this recent change in the League's organisational structure. And I'm worried that his ring might be sending everything back to Sinestro. And I'm worried that this ends with me having to fight him. But… Getting more time with him would allow me to get a better idea of how he's thinking. Because it would be really convenient if I was jumping at shadows.
Still have to wonder how much use Batman makes of the Ring, after all. It'd be marvellous for analytical tasks, if nothing else. Even if he never had to fire up more than a shield construct or bolas in a fight, he'd overpower most local crooks.And maybe it would improve our relationship if we spent more time together.
"Well… If it comes up, we'd be happy to have him."
OL's fought enough Yellow Lanterns to have a good idea of what he can do, for a start.
Some ninja trick that he adapted into Ring use that the others never thought of? Who knows?"Oh. Um, no? The whole point is to learn new things. If he's developed a technique that the rest of us don't know, that's great, because we can all learn it. I suspect that that won't be the case, because his general level of skill is a result of years of training and conditioning that he doesn't have with a power ring, but it's not a problem if I'm wrong. Heck, more for me to learn."
The extra decade or so of life experience probably helps, not that the kids know that."You know, you're a lot harder to needle than Kid Flash."
"I should hope so." I look around the storm drain. "Is this really the only lead we have on Mister Tetch?"
Especially if he can't bring himself to go somewhere other than his usual haunts. Even after the Anti-Life, there's only so many abandoned warehouses and sewer tunnel hideaways."It's less of a lead and more of a process of elimination. There's only so many places he can go, but those tunnels have all kinds of hidden chambers."
"Any idea why?"
Gotham does have a long history. And a deeply criminal one."Bringing smuggled goods ashore past British patrols, hiding fugitive slaves, construction projects that got their budget reallocated, emergency shelters…"
"And you don't already have them mapped?"
Until some other loony manages to make modifications somehow."We've got a map. But you see Oh El, the thing about unofficial modifications is that they don't end up on the official plans. And hey: once it's done it's done, and you never have to go back down there-"
My ring blinks.
He's in demand lately."-again."
"True. Ah, hold on a moment, I've got another call."
It has been a while since we've seen her, after all."Three guesses who it is."
"I'm hoping it's Jade, actually. Answer."
Is it something useful they're calling him with, or just a general check-in?The… Non-face of a Global Peace Agent appears over my ring. "Good morning, Orange Lantern."
"Miscellaneous Peace Agent. What can I do for you?"
Seriously, they're tracking his movements? I understand they need to know if he's close to crisis points, but this smacks a bit of corporate-level management."I was following up on your task of locating The Question, but I note that you're not in Hub City."
"No."
And unless it's directly interfering with someone else's case, does it matter?
In other words, pushing to contact him will just result in him going full paranoid."Our tasks are calculated to most efficiently restore the functionality of planet Earth. While you are in no sense obliged to do as we ask, it really is the best way you can help."
"The Question knows what I'm doing and that I'm around. If he doesn't want to talk to me… He's not a fugitive. He doesn't have to talk to me. I've left messages in places I know that he visits, and with people I know that he talks to. If he doesn't reply in a week or two then I'll have a rethink, but otherwise I think that's the most it makes sense to do."
...Unless they're concerned he's turning his attention on them?"We're concerned for his mental state. A great deal can happen in a week."
"He's a street shaman on the streets of his home city. Crime's at an all time low. He's less in danger than he was six months ago."
Poking a cape like this usually doesn't end with them nodding and saying 'yes, sir.' Too independent for that, you know."Even so, it would be-."
"Okay, fine. I'll check up on my drop points once I've finished here."
...Might need to talk to Bats about their pushiness."Thank you, Orange Lantern. And what are you currently doing?"
"Spelunking. End."
The Question would be exactly the sort of guy to counter Bats.
"Lesson one; branding."And the kind of guy to team up with Anarky. Seriously, I could see him take on this version of Lonnie as a student.