[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[LordofBones]

As for the Maid thing it would have added a bit of nuance to Faunus society. Especially if we see racism between the different Faunus groups. The Canid Faunus could have been great friends with humanity but suffered greatly under Felinid Rule.

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Blake flips when it turns out that the local Steve Irwin equivalent is a reptilian faunus happily married to a human wife.

"Look at him! He's just ignoring the plight of his people to go wrestle crocodiles!"
"Blake, is there anything that isn't racist to you?"

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Blake flips when it turns out that the local Steve Irwin equivalent is a reptilian faunus happily married to a human wife.

"Look at him! He's just ignoring the plight of his people to go wrestle crocodiles!"
"Blake, is there anything that isn't racist to you?"

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What would make it worse is if she just doesn't see anything she says that is racist AS being racist.

That or she is so hyperfocused on 'achieving' Faunus Equal Rights that she goes into a extreme..which is kind of her thing looking at it. She runs away from the White Fang and pretty much makes it her personal mission to stop them in Vale. Then when Adam shows up being..well himself she runs away back to Menangerie. Even her going back to join up with Team RWBY is to stop Adam and then it goes into stopping Salem who is the 'Big Bad' with the ultimate goal of getting killed!

 

[LordofBones]

Yang: "THE HELL I AM!"
Ren: "Name anything significant you've done since Volume 5 that didn't involve you being a mouthpiece for the writers or Blake's romantic interest?"
Yang: "... I... You...!"
Nora: "Oooh." nods sagely "She's gonna go into a loop!"
Ren: "Which only proves my point."

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Yang: "We've been following your lead and it's not been going well."
Ruby: "You call undermining me with Blake every step of the way 'following my lead', Raven?"
Yang: "Rav - I'm Yang! Your sister!"
Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

 

[Gur40]

Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

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Considering how she literally starting quoting Raven when she learned the truth about Salem
Just like Raven said she would
ya, not looking good for her

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Yang: "We've been following your lead and it's not been going well."
Ruby: "You call undermining me with Blake every step of the way 'following my lead', Raven?"
Yang: "Rav - I'm Yang! Your sister!"
Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

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Again, Yang just... Jesus Christ, I can't help but buy the crazy fan theory that the real Yang has been laid up somewhere and this THING is a doppleganger, a cheap copy.

Hell, have it that Ruby, Ren and Nora head off ahead towards Mistral. Jaune stays behind with Yang to train themselves both up. They later catch up with RNR... And there's another Yang standing there.

 

[LordofBones]

Again, Yang just... Jesus Christ, I can't help but buy the crazy fan theory that the real Yang has been laid up somewhere and this THING is a doppleganger, a cheap copy.

Hell, have it that Ruby, Ren and Nora head off ahead towards Mistral. Jaune stays behind with Yang to train themselves both up. They later catch up with RNR... And there's another Yang standing there.

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Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

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God, that is such an accurate measure for Yang-ness. If it is too small, that's not Yang. It it is too Big, that's not Yang either. That's her doppelganger in the RWBY x Justice League 2nd crossover movie. And admittedly, I don't know which is worse.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

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Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

 

[Handspan]

Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

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Real! Yang: a real man, who loves me, cares for me and will never leave me.
Fake!Yang: damn! That sounds good.... do you share?

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

"Wait, you called Ozpin-?!"

Nick grinned wryly, and scratched the back of his head.

"Well... We realized you had set off without getting your Aura unlocked," he said, "Your mom was freaking out. So was I! Glad you found someone to do it for you!"

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Jaune's Mom and Dad think he got it unlocked before Ozpin yeeted him off the cliff, don't they?

Isabel - "We're just glad Ozpin unlocked it for you before initiation!"

Jaune - "...."

Isabel - "He did unlock it for you, before initiation, right Jaune?

Isabel - "RIGHT???"

Later at Beacon......
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Glynda - "What do mean you're taking a mid-semester vacation to an undisclosed location in the Atlesian tundra?"

Ozpin - "I prefer to think of it as a meditative retreat, there's my bullhead, you're in charge of the school, Glynda!"

 

[LordofBones]

Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

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It gets awkward when Jaune, Ren and Nora immediately spot the doppelganger.

Yang: "Wait, how did you three catch on before Ruby did?"
Nora: "I keep an eye on the competition!"
Ren: "I keep an eye on Nora keeping an eye on her competition."
Jaune: "I'm a farmboy."
Yang: "So, wait, then why Weiss-"
Jaune: "My ex had fantastic tits too."

 

[SharkCultist]

It gets awkward when Jaune, Ren and Nora immediately spot the doppelganger.

Yang: "Wait, how did you three catch on before Ruby did?"
Nora: "I keep an eye on the competition!"
Ren: "I keep an eye on Nora keeping an eye on her competition."
Jaune: "I'm a farmboy."

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Blake and Weiss: we both know you don't have pierced nipples, the fake does.

Yang: *gasp* and ruin perfection?! Never.

Blake: also the fake was weird around Ruby.

Yang: weird how?

Nora: she kept going ara-ara around her.

 

[Gur40]

Blake and Weiss: we both know you don't have pierced nipples, the fake does.

Yang: *gasp* and ruin perfection?! Never.

Blake: also the fake was weird around Ruby.

Yang: weird how?

Nora: she kept going ara-ara around her.

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Sounds Like the JL Fake
the Smaller Tit fake would ignore Ruby to moan about Blake

Spoiler: yang

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Spoiler: JL clone and fake

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Spoiler: V10 Jaune

gorillageek27
Jul 30, 2024
Nora: wow, can you believe that we all came out of that situation unscathed?
Jaune: i have seen things no man should have ever seen. No amount of therapy will fix this. I have now abandoned all religions because what i have witnessed proves the absence of gods. I want to scream but i cannot.



drenosa
Aug 2, 2024
Nora: Yuuuup, unscathed. No permanent wounds or scars or anything.

Jaune: I know my mind will never be the same. Changed- warped!- beyond recognition. When I look upon myself on the mirror I see a stranger with a familiar face. He looks at me with eyes that know truth. The truth of reality and the pain it holds. There is no relief of this burden.


wu-sisyphus-gang
Oct 9, 2024
Jaune: Sometimes. In the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities it is a relief and even a delight to shriek wildly and throw oneself into the abyss where the grinning mist yawns.


rwby-encrusted-blog
Oct 9, 2024
Ruby: Hey Jaune!

Jaune: Oh my gods! Ruby! Hi!~!~!~

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Yang just fits

Spoiler: Yang Post and Pre Puberty

HIMBO ENERGY

Spoiler: Jaune after the Dance

howlingday - 4h
Pyrrha: One of my fans, sent me this plush of you! She looks so cute~!

Weiss: Oh, what a coincidence. One of my fans sent me a plush of you, too~! She'll make a fine addition to my humble collection~!

Pyrrha: (Looks at room of Pyrrha merch) "Humble"... Right...

Pyrrha: You didn't go out and buy that plush yourself, did you?

Weiss: Of course not! Why on Remnant would I buy a limited-edition Beloved's Day special "Invincible Heart" Pyrrha Nikos plush with heart-shaped scar version 3.3? I didn't even know it was a thing, so there's no way I could spend any lien on it!

Pyrrha: I... see...

Weiss: I know how to spend my lien wisely. Jaune, however...

Jaune: Hey, Weiss, did you get the Pyrrha plush I got for you! Oh, looks like you both got them! That's great~!

Jaune: (Literally fistfought other fans to buy)

If Cardin Pranked Pyrrha

Spoiler: Jaune would unlock his semblance

howi99
5h

If Pyrrha and Jaune switched places: Bullying problem

Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora* YOU LIKE THAT? UH? YOU LIKE FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS!?

Cardin: *screaming in pure terror, feeling his aura continually regenerate after every kick*

Blake: *entering the training room, taken aback by the show of violence* What the-

Ren: *drinking tea, sitting on the rest of team CRDL* He pushed Pyrrha inside a locker and sent her flying off. She came back crying.

Blake: ... Oh.

Ren: Yeah... *Continue drinking his tea*

Blake: ... It's mesmerizing in a way, like a perpetual motion of pain and healing.

Ren: They said they'll let him go at 9.

Blake: *frown, looking at the clock* But it's already past 10?

Ren: *sipping loudly before looking at Blake with a small shrug* We never specified AM or PM.

 

[cavalal386]

Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora*

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... for some reason i read this as Jaune using Nora as a club to beat Cardin, not sure why.
right, i'm going to go and sleep until my head gets back on straight. G'night everyone.

 

[zMADLAXz]

If Pyrrha and Jaune switched places: Bullying problem

Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora* YOU LIKE THAT? UH? YOU LIKE FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS!?

Cardin: *screaming in pure terror, feeling his aura continually regenerate after every kick*

Blake: *entering the training room, taken aback by the show of violence* What the-

Ren: *drinking tea, sitting on the rest of team CRDL* He pushed Pyrrha inside a locker and sent her flying off. She came back crying.

Blake: ... Oh.

Ren: Yeah... *Continue drinking his tea*

Blake: ... It's mesmerizing in a way, like a perpetual motion of pain and healing.

Ren: They said they'll let him go at 9.

Blake: *frown, looking at the clock* But it's already past 10?

Ren: *sipping loudly before looking at Blake with a small shrug* We never specified AM or PM.

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I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

 

[SharkCultist]

I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

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I think the switched places they mean is like if Pyrrha was the untrained person who snuck in and Jaune was the champion fighter.

I've seen a few pictures and jokes about AU like that.

 

[Gur40]

I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

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I think the switched places they mean is like if Pyrrha was the untrained person who snuck in and Jaune was the champion fighter.

I've seen a few pictures and jokes about AU like that.

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Or could just be a mean spirited Prank that while doing no damage hurt her feelings

By the time she'd cleaned up Ren Nora and Jaune would have CRDL begging for death

but on the upside Jaune unlocked his Semblance... to the continued horror of team CRDL

Glynda called it good team building and Semblance Training for Jaune, after all White Mages are insanely valuable

 

[Unknown_One]

... for some reason i read this as Jaune using Nora as a club to beat Cardin, not sure why.

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This guy talking about beating a mf-er with another mf-er.

 

[FarmerKyle]

Brain is stuck on ZZZ, so how do we corral more into RWBY?

- Catgirl Confrontation! Nekomata and/or Pulchra vs Blake. Funnily enough, Nekomata has a pretty similar background to Blake. Both came from organizations that started with good intentions and leaving once the group grows corrupt. Hell, the names are similar too! We only get a small look into the old Red Fang Gang from the Nekomata Teaser and ZZZ Chapter 1, but they seemed to at least protect and fix up their territory and those under their influence. But where Blake left and still tried to rationalize and make excuses for the White Fang, Nekomata made a clean break from the Red Fang Gang and denounced their actions. Granted, Nekomata did have her little revenge plan. I personally saw it as more personal to Silver than the RFG as a whole, and Nekomata gave up on it even before she learned the truth.
As for Pulchra, also a criminal background, but Pulchra doesn't pretend to put on airs or be anything more than she is. She's a roving mercenary who'll do just about anything for the right price, and embraces it. She keeps most people at a distance, and is very upfront about her practices. Sure, Pulchra has favorites and preferences. But at the end of the day, she keeps her options open and likes to be paid.

- Caesar helping/inspiring Jaune in the age old art of Sword and Board. We've already established 'Uncle' Billy, so the rest of the New Sons of Calydon have probably met the Arcs. I can also see Caesar supporting dream to be a hunter, if 'the strongest' one. They can also commiserate over their love of comics, if of different genres. And now I'm picturing Caesar and Pyrrha duking it out, as a training spar or because the open and secret battle junkies want to. Caesar reveals her semblance is some sort of 'Unviable/Invincible' aura, similar to her ZZZ skill that just says 'No' to outside effects.

- Burnice White. Actually Burnice Arc White. Willow was a little TOO successful in one of her early seduction attempts. Not allowed to stay in the Schnee family and deciding to strike out on her own rather than stay around Isabel, Burnice took the last name White to honor her mother Willow. She didn't inherit the Schnee Glyphs, but she's got a strong knack for mixing Dust, though REALLY prefers Fire Dust and its derivatives. Also Willow's taste for alcohol. Even has her own brew of laced with Fire Dust that Burnice calls 'Nitro-Fuel.' Winter knows about Burnice, and her mother's infidelity helped further push her to leave. Weiss doesn't until she meets Burnice for the first time, and they get along like a house on fire.

- Luciana Auxesis Theodoro de Montefio, aka Lucy, heiress of of Montefio family of Atlas, knew Weiss and had several 'playdates' with her throughout the years before Lucy ran away. They shared a passion for music, and may have even been friends. Maybe one point of contention was Weiss' early naivete of just what the SDC did. Maybe they meet again after Weiss decides to use a recommended company, Leaps and Bounds Express Services Co., to order something, and Lucy comes along to run some errands and scope out the local competition. Another fun interaction would be Blake's reaction to Bricky, Grassy, and Woody, the boar Faunus that work directly under Lucy and fight with her.

- RWBY, and more, react to Piper being 2~3 times their age while looking as young, if not younger, than them. Maybe Piper and Ruby doing a collab as Piper reminds Ruby to remember her fundamentals, complaining about mecha-shift all the while. Maybe RWBY is commissioned to escort and guard a delivery Piper is making, and are left in awe and horror by Piper's driving.

- Lighter and Pyrrha have a bout, after Pyr hears Lighter or someone else declaring him the "Undefeated Champion." Our Invincible Girl discovers or already knows about Lighter's status as Champion of the Underground Arena, or of the Sons of Calydon. If going the Underground route, maybe Pyrrha is disappointed, disapproves, or looks down on it, and Lighter by extension, believing the Underground is for those who can't handle "real" tournaments, nevermind the usual sorts it attracts. Lighter gives Pyr a lesson from the School of Hard Knocks. I also imagine Lighter has his Semblance. Something that vaguely resembles Yang's in that it produces fire. Maybe the exact opposite, where the more hits Lighter lands, the more "juice" it gets. This can be used for a gradual, if fleeting, strength increase, or unleashed in on big and flaming finisher. Taking hits reduces the build up, which is why Lighter focuses on dodging when he can. Lastly, Lighter's weapon (which I'm calling Blazing Laurel for lack of a better name), helps to focus and regulate his semblance, but he doesn't necessarily need it.

Aaaand I realized I just did the entire (New) Sons of Calydon. Hmm, Anima is shown to have a desert region even if its never explored in the show. And that would still mean the Sons could have run-ins with the Branwens at some point. I just like the idea of Big Daddy punching Raven's smug face. Also, Caesar is a fun inversion of Raven's whole "Might Makes Right" philosophy without being a total bitch.

Hmm, whom next... maybe the rest of the Hares... and Obol Squad.

 

[SharkCultist]

Had this itch my brain.

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Penny: friend Ruby my sister sent me some tickets to a concert in Vale, would you be interested in going.

Ruby: wait you have a sister? How does that work?

Penny: technically she's my twin. When father first crafted out the program that would become me there was far too much data, he was trying to to build the perfect program after all. So he ended up splitting the program. I got all the combat data and most of the science and engineering data, along with the vehicle data. My sister got all the social data. ALL of the social data.

Ruby: seems a bit lopsided.

Penny: She can cook, clean, make friends, speak every language including dead languages, paint, draw, sing, dance, make friends easily, and she can do stand up comedy.

Ruby: ok a little less lopsided, sure I'll go to the concert with you.

Penny: sensational! It will be wonderful to Introduce you two.

Ruby: oh she's going to be there too?

Penny: of course, it's her show.

Ruby:....Penny what is your sisters name?

Penny: Hatsune Miku.