[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

LordofBones · 2025-06-16T00:39:49+0100

Fallout5368 said:
As for the Maid thing it would have added a bit of nuance to Faunus society. Especially if we see racism between the different Faunus groups. The Canid Faunus could have been great friends with humanity but suffered greatly under Felinid Rule.

Blake flips when it turns out that the local Steve Irwin equivalent is a reptilian faunus happily married to a human wife.

"Look at him! He's just ignoring the plight of his people to go wrestle crocodiles!"
"Blake, is there anything that isn't racist to you?"

dragon_cloud16 · 2025-06-16T00:51:35+0100

LordofBones said:
Blake flips when it turns out that the local Steve Irwin equivalent is a reptilian faunus happily married to a human wife.

"Look at him! He's just ignoring the plight of his people to go wrestle crocodiles!"
"Blake, is there anything that isn't racist to you?"

What would make it worse is if she just doesn't see anything she says that is racist AS being racist.

That or she is so hyperfocused on 'achieving' Faunus Equal Rights that she goes into a extreme..which is kind of her thing looking at it. She runs away from the White Fang and pretty much makes it her personal mission to stop them in Vale. Then when Adam shows up being..well himself she runs away back to Menangerie. Even her going back to join up with Team RWBY is to stop Adam and then it goes into stopping Salem who is the 'Big Bad' with the ultimate goal of getting killed!

LordofBones · 2025-06-16T03:47:26+0100

AndrewJTalon said:
Yang: "THE HELL I AM!"
Ren: "Name anything significant you've done since Volume 5 that didn't involve you being a mouthpiece for the writers or Blake's romantic interest?"
Yang: "... I... You...!"
Nora: "Oooh." nods sagely "She's gonna go into a loop!"
Ren: "Which only proves my point."

Yang: "We've been following your lead and it's not been going well."
Ruby: "You call undermining me with Blake every step of the way 'following my lead', Raven?"
Yang: "Rav - I'm Yang! Your sister!"
Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

Gur40 · 2025-06-16T04:10:58+0100

LordofBones said:
Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

Considering how she literally starting quoting Raven when she learned the truth about Salem
Just like Raven said she would
ya, not looking good for her

AndrewJTalon · 2025-06-16T04:21:28+0100

LordofBones said:
Yang: "We've been following your lead and it's not been going well."
Ruby: "You call undermining me with Blake every step of the way 'following my lead', Raven?"
Yang: "Rav - I'm Yang! Your sister!"
Ruby: "Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell the difference."

Again, Yang just... Jesus Christ, I can't help but buy the crazy fan theory that the real Yang has been laid up somewhere and this THING is a doppleganger, a cheap copy.

Hell, have it that Ruby, Ren and Nora head off ahead towards Mistral. Jaune stays behind with Yang to train themselves both up. They later catch up with RNR... And there's another Yang standing there.

LordofBones · 2025-06-16T04:41:19+0100

AndrewJTalon said:
Again, Yang just... Jesus Christ, I can't help but buy the crazy fan theory that the real Yang has been laid up somewhere and this THING is a doppleganger, a cheap copy.

Hell, have it that Ruby, Ren and Nora head off ahead towards Mistral. Jaune stays behind with Yang to train themselves both up. They later catch up with RNR... And there's another Yang standing there.

Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

zMADLAXz · 2025-06-16T04:43:57+0100

LordofBones said:
Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

God, that is such an accurate measure for Yang-ness. If it is too small, that's not Yang. It it is too Big, that's not Yang either. That's her doppelganger in the RWBY x Justice League 2nd crossover movie. And admittedly, I don't know which is worse.

AndrewJTalon · 2025-06-16T04:44:11+0100

LordofBones said:
Alternate Yang is easily differentiated from Yang by comparing chest sizes. It's just not something anyone knows how to bring up.

Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

Handspan · 2025-06-16T04:47:40+0100

AndrewJTalon said:
Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

Real! Yang: a real man, who loves me, cares for me and will never leave me.
Fake!Yang: damn! That sounds good.... do you share?

TheFabulousCustodes · 2025-06-16T04:49:00+0100

AndrewJTalon said:
"Wait, you called Ozpin-?!"

Nick grinned wryly, and scratched the back of his head.

"Well... We realized you had set off without getting your Aura unlocked," he said, "Your mom was freaking out. So was I! Glad you found someone to do it for you!"

Jaune's Mom and Dad think he got it unlocked before Ozpin yeeted him off the cliff, don't they?

Isabel - "We're just glad Ozpin unlocked it for you before initiation!"

Jaune - "...."

Isabel - "He did unlock it for you, before initiation, right Jaune?

Isabel - "RIGHT???"

Later at Beacon......

Glynda - "What do mean you're taking a mid-semester vacation to an undisclosed location in the Atlesian tundra?"

Ozpin - "I prefer to think of it as a meditative retreat, there's my bullhead, you're in charge of the school, Glynda!"

LordofBones · 2025-06-16T06:04:00+0100

AndrewJTalon said:
Real!Yang: "Seriously, how can you think she's ME?! MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER AND MORE AWESOME!"

Fake!Yang: "My boobs are awesome! Yours are whorish! And... Are those bite marks?!"

Real!Yang: "I'm showing off where my man claimed me!"

Fake!Yang: "EW! You... You were with a man?!"

Real!Yang: "YES! A REAL MAN!"

It gets awkward when Jaune, Ren and Nora immediately spot the doppelganger.

Yang: "Wait, how did you three catch on before Ruby did?"
Nora: "I keep an eye on the competition!"
Ren: "I keep an eye on Nora keeping an eye on her competition."
Jaune: "I'm a farmboy."
Yang: "So, wait, then why Weiss-"
Jaune: "My ex had fantastic tits too."

SharkCultist · 2025-06-16T06:10:10+0100

LordofBones said:
It gets awkward when Jaune, Ren and Nora immediately spot the doppelganger.

Yang: "Wait, how did you three catch on before Ruby did?"
Nora: "I keep an eye on the competition!"
Ren: "I keep an eye on Nora keeping an eye on her competition."
Jaune: "I'm a farmboy."

Blake and Weiss: we both know you don't have pierced nipples, the fake does.

Yang: *gasp* and ruin perfection?! Never.

Blake: also the fake was weird around Ruby.

Yang: weird how?

Nora: she kept going ara-ara around her.

Gur40 · 2025-06-16T06:32:01+0100

SharkCultist said:
Blake and Weiss: we both know you don't have pierced nipples, the fake does.

Yang: *gasp* and ruin perfection?! Never.

Blake: also the fake was weird around Ruby.

Yang: weird how?

Nora: she kept going ara-ara around her.

Sounds Like the JL Fake
the Smaller Tit fake would ignore Ruby to moan about Blake

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gorillageek27
Jul 30, 2024
Nora: wow, can you believe that we all came out of that situation unscathed?
Jaune: i have seen things no man should have ever seen. No amount of therapy will fix this. I have now abandoned all religions because what i have witnessed proves the absence of gods. I want to scream but i cannot.

drenosa
Aug 2, 2024
Nora: Yuuuup, unscathed. No permanent wounds or scars or anything.

Jaune: I know my mind will never be the same. Changed- warped!- beyond recognition. When I look upon myself on the mirror I see a stranger with a familiar face. He looks at me with eyes that know truth. The truth of reality and the pain it holds. There is no relief of this burden.

wu-sisyphus-gang
Oct 9, 2024
Jaune: Sometimes. In the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities it is a relief and even a delight to shriek wildly and throw oneself into the abyss where the grinning mist yawns.

rwby-encrusted-blog
Oct 9, 2024
Ruby: Hey Jaune!

Jaune: Oh my gods! Ruby! Hi!~!~!~

Yang just fits

HIMBO ENERGY

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Pyrrha: One of my fans, sent me this plush of you! She looks so cute~!

Weiss: Oh, what a coincidence. One of my fans sent me a plush of you, too~! She'll make a fine addition to my humble collection~!

Pyrrha: (Looks at room of Pyrrha merch) "Humble"... Right...

Pyrrha: You didn't go out and buy that plush yourself, did you?

Weiss: Of course not! Why on Remnant would I buy a limited-edition Beloved's Day special "Invincible Heart" Pyrrha Nikos plush with heart-shaped scar version 3.3? I didn't even know it was a thing, so there's no way I could spend any lien on it!

Pyrrha: I... see...

Weiss: I know how to spend my lien wisely. Jaune, however...

Jaune: Hey, Weiss, did you get the Pyrrha plush I got for you! Oh, looks like you both got them! That's great~!

Jaune: (Literally fistfought other fans to buy)

If Cardin Pranked Pyrrha

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5h

If Pyrrha and Jaune switched places: Bullying problem

Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora* YOU LIKE THAT? UH? YOU LIKE FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS!?

Cardin: *screaming in pure terror, feeling his aura continually regenerate after every kick*

Blake: *entering the training room, taken aback by the show of violence* What the-

Ren: *drinking tea, sitting on the rest of team CRDL* He pushed Pyrrha inside a locker and sent her flying off. She came back crying.

Blake: ... Oh.

Ren: Yeah... *Continue drinking his tea*

Blake: ... It's mesmerizing in a way, like a perpetual motion of pain and healing.

Ren: They said they'll let him go at 9.

Blake: *frown, looking at the clock* But it's already past 10?

Ren: *sipping loudly before looking at Blake with a small shrug* We never specified AM or PM.

cavalal386 · 2025-06-16T07:52:15+0100

Gur40 said:
Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora*

... for some reason i read this as Jaune using Nora as a club to beat Cardin, not sure why.
right, i'm going to go and sleep until my head gets back on straight. G'night everyone.

zMADLAXz · 2025-06-16T09:16:19+0100

Gur40 said:
If Pyrrha and Jaune switched places: Bullying problem

Jaune: *beating up Cardin with the help of Nora* YOU LIKE THAT? UH? YOU LIKE FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS!?

Cardin: *screaming in pure terror, feeling his aura continually regenerate after every kick*

Blake: *entering the training room, taken aback by the show of violence* What the-

Ren: *drinking tea, sitting on the rest of team CRDL* He pushed Pyrrha inside a locker and sent her flying off. She came back crying.

Blake: ... Oh.

Ren: Yeah... *Continue drinking his tea*

Blake: ... It's mesmerizing in a way, like a perpetual motion of pain and healing.

Ren: They said they'll let him go at 9.

Blake: *frown, looking at the clock* But it's already past 10?

Ren: *sipping loudly before looking at Blake with a small shrug* We never specified AM or PM.

I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

SharkCultist · 2025-06-16T09:18:33+0100

zMADLAXz said:
I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

I think the switched places they mean is like if Pyrrha was the untrained person who snuck in and Jaune was the champion fighter.

I've seen a few pictures and jokes about AU like that.

Gur40 · 2025-06-16T09:21:36+0100

zMADLAXz said:
I mean this sounds really, really improbable from the premise itself. Pyrrha would flatline Team CRDL.

SharkCultist said:
I think the switched places they mean is like if Pyrrha was the untrained person who snuck in and Jaune was the champion fighter.

I've seen a few pictures and jokes about AU like that.

Or could just be a mean spirited Prank that while doing no damage hurt her feelings

By the time she'd cleaned up Ren Nora and Jaune would have CRDL begging for death

but on the upside Jaune unlocked his Semblance... to the continued horror of team CRDL

Glynda called it good team building and Semblance Training for Jaune, after all White Mages are insanely valuable

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