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It's unfortunate that most of them still end up passing their genes forward.
 
It is somewhat odd that boxing & wrestling are categorized as "sports", while masturbation is "self-abuse".
 
Hatless Nuance said:
When masturbation has sponsorships and internationally-recognized awards, then it would count.
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"Casual sex" implies the existence of competitive, ranked sex.

Competitive, ranked masturbation is just the solo version of the sport.

E(rotic)sports, one might say.
 
Treble said:
Apparently professional fighters do this thing where they deliberately starve and dehydrate themselves so that they can fight smaller, weaker opponents.

Literally the most cartoonishly, self-destructively, stupidly dishonourable thing I've heard of.
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Remember, men take "performance enhancing" steroids that do things like shrink their balls and cause impotence. People can get very self destructive when they are being competitive.
 
This heatwave is kicking my ass. I can't do shit with my laptop, otherwise it overheats, I can't go outside without dying in the sun, I don't have any appetite, and sleeping it out is out of the window too, because the heat makes any attempt at getting some shut-eye impossible.

Fuck. Me.
 
ShogunTrooper said:
This heatwave is kicking my ass. I can't do shit with my laptop, otherwise it overheats, I can't go outside without dying in the sun, I don't have any appetite, and sleeping it out is out of the window too, because the heat makes any attempt at getting some shut-eye impossible.

Fuck. Me.
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This is why all residences need basements. Go more than a few feet underground, and the temperature becomes insulated from the outside weather. Colder in the summer and warmer in the winter.
 
Hyp3rB14d3 said:
This is why all residences need basements. Go more than a few feet underground, and the temperature becomes insulated from the outside weather. Colder in the summer and warmer in the winter.
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Unfortunately I live right under the roof. And the storage room I was granted is on the attic... right across from my apartment door.

So, a basement is a luxury I sadly do not have.
 
>heatwave
I have AC in my house, but the second I have to do shit outside it's like stepping through the gates of hell.
 
ShogunTrooper said:
This heatwave is kicking my ass. I can't do shit with my laptop, otherwise it overheats, I can't go outside without dying in the sun, I don't have any appetite, and sleeping it out is out of the window too, because the heat makes any attempt at getting some shut-eye impossible.

Fuck. Me.
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Yesterday it was 40°C in my city. 40. Degrees. Couldn't do anything but drink water, keep the windows down, sit at the computer. I wish I got a haircut, even the short hair is sticky with sweat. I took a moderately cold shower twice, and I still wished I had a bathtub to freeze in.
 
Does anyone else have a hard-on for... Tactical Ghost Hunting?

I wanna do it so fucking bad. Like just getting an LMG with a .45 pistol and strapping on a kitted out chest rig with webbing and a harness. While wearing a helmet with NODs and a gas mask. I would clip on a small speaker to my belt and have radio chatter as ambience playing out while I stomp around and say random call signs and shit in an abandoned haunted place with my redlight. That sounds so fucking fun.

You know, I would hunt down one of those old voice boxes and make it sound like a shitty radio before attaching it to the gas mask; that way, I can sound like a combine soldier from Half Life 2.

Just imagine it: you'd be stomping around. swinging your head everywhere while the speaker plays and then you'd hear some spooky shit; you turn around and BAM there's a mutilated apparition gurgling while pointing a skinned finger toward you. And then the FULL AUTO goes off for the whole belt. Smoke clears... nothing there. And then you mumble some weird shit like "Sector not secure."

FUCK! I wanna go Tactical Ghost Hunting so bad.
 
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