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  • d.fish
    It's like you have people who stand on swords to fly around, so why can't you have someone stand on a hammer to fly around in xianxia? So many fun jokes with hammers.

    ... If so, maybe Thor is a xianxia cultivator.
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    Thor was always a xianxia young master
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    You know there's some Chinese audience who read an article or two or watched a video or whatever about taoist element stuff and then they say that Avatar elements are too western and not eastern or whatever, but it's like, in buddhism, those four elements are the basic elements that make up the world, so technically, it is very western, since buddhism is from the west, but not in the way they think
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    d.fish
    The more I explore this side of the internet, the more I'm meh about it. Like, the nicknames, you know? For Indians, it's Little Three. For Turkish, it's Huskies. For Vietnamese, it's Monkeys. For Lowlands, it's Carriage Drivers...

    I feel like the young people here are not very educated on world history...
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Oh wow... That's yeah
    d.fish
    After I isekaied back to the 1970's with Mystra's godhood, I thought I could finally live an immortal life of lazing around doing nothing but eating, sleeping, and enjoying, but then I noticed that there were youkai in Japan, wizards in England, demons in America, jiangshi in China, hobbits in New Zealand, and Nazis on the Moon
    d.fish
    So you know that one anime from a long time ago, the one that goes Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai? So the Chinese translation is "我的朋友很少", but everyone calls it "我的后宫很多"
    d.fish
    Ore wa Biiry Tail!
    By the Power of Grey Skull, I am Bii-Man!
    Biiurn, my cosmos!
    I want to be the Bii of Pirates!
    I'm gonna be the Biikage!
    Coach Bii, I want to play basketball!
    I biilieve in the Light!
    Bii are already dead!
    Thirty Bii east, thirty Bii east, don't Bii the young because they are poor!
    d.fish
    I kind of want to put together a Biigoh who only goes after all the anime moms, like this Biigoh ignores the bishojos and lolis

    But the moment I think about this idea, I realize that this is because I've been brainwashed by all of this recent web stories where they always seem to yearn for the older women

    It's really kind of lame
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    I, the CAO CAO variant Tanuki have mastered the art of pulling large carts~
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    "Ah, the tanuki in its natural habitat. See how it sleeps 27 hours a day, 9 days a week. When it falls asleep, it instinctively rolls itself into a sushi."
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    Look, it's a hard and honest work... but a tanuki gotta do it
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    It kind of makes me want to see a wuxia show where everyone who fights is either a child, a woman, or an elder, like no regular wuxia characters allowed, you know what I mean, just if everyone in kindergarten and the elderly home have superpowers and they're fighting at a nail salon
    d.fish
    Chinese fantasy web stories are weird, they have this trope where "ancient families have powerful geniuses who seal themselves away in a giant block of not-jade not-crystal 'origin' that lets them skip a couple (eons)(millennia)(etc. years) and unseal themselves just in time for the 'story' to arrive"
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    d.fish
    but they have this thing where if people "seal" themselves away, they don't age, but they can tell what's happening outside

    so wtf is this lifespan bullshit it makes no sense, you either pass time or you don't, not this "I want my cake and eat it" with fucking time itself, using only blocks of energy, like even cryogenics don't work this way, you're just burying yourself in a nuclear reactor
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    The body ages not, but the mind/soul is disconnected and thus, they get to experience stuff. Or something exotic.
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    d.fish
    So anyway, this "Isekai as Uchiha Madara, but then I turned into a girl" story is nice
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    Biigoh
    ... pauses and umu
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    good thing is that it's a complete story, and you know it's pairing madara (girl) (like 14 years old) x hashirama (kyuubi jinchuriki) (like almost 40, still first hokage)

    bad is that it kind of skips around

    but at least it doesn't create some bullshit backstory to the mess that is boort
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    Lawd!
    d.fish
    Inside the illusion, Itachi said to Sasuke, "Don't you think it's strange? We have the same parents, but when I was your age I can squash you like a bug. Don't be sad for their death, you might be adopted? So hate me, but seeing as we are nominally brothers I put an illusion in your brain, whenever you relax i'll enjoy the excitement of killing you again jiejiejiejiejie."
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    Lol... truly cruel. Perhaps it was Itachi the filial son who was adopted
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    d.fish
    "In the Uchiha Clan, the conservatives think the radicals are too conservative."
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    Biigoh
    Not exactly false... I think I've seen that quote before... hmmm hmmm... what was that story called
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    d.fish
    the thing is, if you look at it from a macro level, the land of fire is basically in a similar geopolitical situation as china; there's a powerful island nation to the east, a powerful nation beyond impassable terrain to the south-west, powerful invaders from the north, and surrounded by many smaller nations
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    Lawd... is that why Naruto is a popular fanfic on certain web novel sites XD
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    d.fish
    "You call yourself a lewd sage? I have experienced over three thousand JAV actresses, and achieved the state of 'Mosaics in my Eyes, Uncensored in my Heart', you are nothing to me!"
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    !!! Such a statement, truly a bold lewd being!
    d.fish
    "The prettier a woman is, the better liar she is."
    "I've never lied to you in my entire life."
    "Was that a lie?"
    d.fish
    the sparrows flying in the first inuyasha opening look like pidgeys but not spearows
    d.fish
    Because of how trash the animation quality is in Boruto, Sasuke in that series has the nickname 'Uchiha Hugging Tackle' and Urashiki has the nickname 'Otsutsuki Elbow Attack', and there's some compellations online that compare his melee skills from his middle aged era to his chunin exams era, to show how he's like Liam Neeson... can't do action anymore
    d.fish
    I really like this one chatroom type story where the story starts with all the other members of the chatroom dying moments after joining; Old Man Madara, Depressed Miko Kikyo, and Some Random Spider in An Average Japanese High School. And then they are all still there lmao

    like, yeah the MC being a white furred saiyan god of destruction plus kaioshen is a bit much, but the opening is still good
    d.fish
    Biigoh isekaied to a fantasy world and trained hard to be punchie, but Biigoh's hard work didn't result in much, being unable to beat even a simple slime or a simple skeleton

    named Rimuru and Momonga
    hi
    can you approve my account ? I want to read a story but it keeps showing i don't have required permissions T^T.
    idk if this is correct place to post
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    I'll notify the admins as it's a permission issue.
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