The Babysitter has so much delicious potential for lewd twists, and that's without even getting into changing things up (like genderbending Max so that Allison's her lesbian bitch). I've already started writing several variations, and just cannot fucking decide. XD
At least it's not as ridiculous as the "Intercollegiate Quidditch Association"...or anything else in this article: http://tinyurl.com/mo2pt3