Cambrian

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  Cambrian

• Sep 3, 2017

Googled "does cum float in water?" for work and got this for the first result: http://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/why-sperm-sink-or-float

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  Cambrian

• Sep 2, 2017

It amuses me to no end that I still get FF.net reviews on "Oh Fuck Me Running!" over 2 years after it's finished to tell me how shit it is.

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Today's payday on Patreon! Today's a good day =)

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

https://twitter.com/high_light/status/903065358910849025 xD

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Beautiful https://twitter.com/i/moments/903312393777926149

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  Cambrian

• Sep 1, 2017

Being fair, that was a fantastic kick, if a bit off. https://gfycat.com/InformalGreatAnchovy

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  Cambrian

• Aug 31, 2017

DODGED! https://twitter.com/i/moments/903331785265876992

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  Nerx

• Aug 30, 2017

You are the king of M E A T

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  Cambrian

• Aug 30, 2017

When I type Cambrian into google the first page is all Cambrian Period as expected. But on the second page my Patreon is second from top! :O

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  Cambrian

• Aug 29, 2017

I feel a kinship with Karlee here. I feel you guys might too: https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/

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  Cambrian

• Aug 29, 2017

In case any of you who walk everywhere needed some nightmare fuel for your day: https://twitter.com/i/moments/902600543046127616

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  Cambrian

• Aug 28, 2017

These motherfucking ants I swear to god: https://twitter.com/i/moments/902172033345257472

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  Cambrian

• Aug 28, 2017

Episode 6 of Rick & Morty S3 was probably my favorite episode so far except for Episode 1 and the therapist scene at the end of Pickle Rick.

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  Cambrian

• Aug 27, 2017

Frequently frequented. This is proper and I love the way it rolls off the tongue... in my mind

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  daimahou

• Aug 27, 2017

Always two there are, no more, no less.
A master, and an apprentice ( Darth. ).

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  azoicennead

• Aug 27, 2017

I rate you 7.5/10 on villainy. Too much smugly letting people try to kill you and monologuing about your plans and how you were ready for them long before they even considered attacking you. The smugness is earned, certainly, but monologuing about your plans? For shame, Pimperor! For shame!

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  Cambrian

• Aug 27, 2017

Heh. Thick Slick Prick. Heh. I amuse myself.

• CyberXIII

• Aug 24, 2017

Your Highschool DXD story is golden. Keep it up!

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  Cambrian

• Aug 23, 2017

I'm really just kind of happy that the big fight between Mayweather and McGregor is finally going to be over after Saturday. Too much hype.

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  Cambrian

• Aug 23, 2017

I wonder if the Cambrian Era will ever sue me for stealing its name.

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  Cambrian

• Aug 22, 2017

For anyone who likes "Time Stop Hijinks" check this out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/undefeated-quest.6178/#post-1418809

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  Nerx

• Aug 18, 2017

First person I followed on this site, dig your content

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  Cambrian

• Aug 18, 2017

All of the things I had to write today are done and I have an hour and 25 minutes left till The Defenders! Woohoo!

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  Cambrian

• Aug 18, 2017

FOUR HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES LEFT UNTIL DEFENDERS COMES OUT ON NETFLIX!!!

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  yourawoodbundle

• Aug 17, 2017

The Emperor Protects.

Whoops ....... wrong story.

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  Cambrian

• Aug 17, 2017

I'm not proud of myself but I definitely just melted two marshmallows between two cookies in the microwave. Ima eat it now.

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  Cambrian

• Aug 17, 2017

Cool, I hit 200 followers here and 400 fans on HF on the same day =)

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  Cambrian

• Aug 16, 2017

Creepy as fuck imo: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5tabon/remodeling_the_kitchen_and_pulled_the_microwave/

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  Cambrian

• Aug 16, 2017

I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING HOLY SHIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5ic7yc/thanks_reddit_you_saved_me_from_potential_credit/

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  Cambrian

• Aug 16, 2017

Epic news: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/aug/15/good-omens-david-tennant-michael-sheen-neil-gaiman-terry-pratchett-tv-adaptation