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cavalal386 · Sep 19, 2025

SharkCultist said:
Her smothering tendencies just got too much for her. Just one slip up was all it took. Using her biology manipulation to shut one of her kids up.

Then she just kept changing things. Habits she didn't like, ideas she didn't like, things that would take her babies away from her.

A little playing around with brain chemistry and she had perfect little angels. She could even actually make them small. They'll stay her good babies forever.

And anybody who has a problem with it? They can be made to see things her way, just like her husband.

i meant more on line of her regretting what she did, but this is way better.

Gur40 · Sep 19, 2025

99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

If Jaune was living in Vale before Beacon or became the Beacon

and how long for Jaune to figure it out?

Whitley being the brains of the family has he ever looked up his siblings search history?

and then years later

was Weiss in the closet?

the fandom called her a useless lesbian but she was a disaster bi the entire time

Summer lived! Helping train the kids

Why is Yang dressed like a medieval peasant?

Ruby taking Jaune advice instead of Yang or god forbid Blake

Or if Neo killed Cinder instead of being an idiot

Jessica saving Jaune

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The Real Reason Oz Never Made Salem Public

or i can fix her/i can make her mine types

Cinder All Of V9

Maple Being a SEW

Which do you prefer Cousin or half sibling?

SharkCultist · Sep 19, 2025

Gur40 said:
99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

If Jaune was living in Vale before Beacon or became the Beacon

and how long for Jaune to figure it out?

Whitley being the brains of the family has he ever looked up his siblings search history?

and then years later

was Weiss in the closet?

the fandom called her a useless lesbian but she was a disaster bi the entire time

Summer lived! Helping train the kids

Why is Yang dressed like a medieval peasant?

Ruby taking Jaune advice instead of Yang or god forbid Blake

Or if Neo killed Cinder instead of being an idiot

Jessica saving Jaune

T

The Real Reason Oz Never Made Salem Public

or i can fix her/i can make her mine types

Cinder All Of V9

Maple Being a SEW

Which do you prefer Cousin or half sibling?

I'm pretty sure we've brought up Maple before in this thread.

Also I'm pretty sure Yang is dressed in shitty clothes because she's a brawler in training. Don't wanna ruin the good clothes yeeting yourself at a tree.

Gur40 · Sep 19, 2025

SharkCultist said:
I'm pretty sure we've brought up Maple before in this thread.

ya, i just want to start it up again
which do you prefer? Cousin Maple another Silver Eye Warrior or Yang aged half Sibling?

SharkCultist said:
Also I'm pretty sure Yang is dressed in shitty clothes because she's a brawler in training. Don't wanna ruin the good clothes yeeting yourself at a tree.

oh! that makes alot of sense

SharkCultist · Sep 19, 2025

Gur40 said:
ya, i just want to start it up again
which do you prefer? Cousin Maple another Silver Eye Warrior or Yang aged half Sibling?

oh! that makes alot of sense

Im partial to the sibling angle. Just because it's a little weird to me of cousins end up too similar.

It makes me think about that news article about the twin brothers who married twin sisters and both had twin sets of kids.

Gur40 · Sep 19, 2025

SharkCultist said:
Im partial to the sibling angle. Just because it's a little weird to me of cousins end up too similar.

It makes me think about that news article about the twin brothers who married twin sisters and both had twin sets of kids.

Now did Summer get with Qrow to have Maple? or a 1 night stand?
I remember everyone agreeing rando that was alive

cavalal386 · Sep 19, 2025

Gur40 said:
Now did Summer get with Qrow to have Maple? or a 1 night stand?
I remember everyone agreeing rando that was alive

depends, if you want drama go with Qrow.
if you want comedy go with a still alive rando civ.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 19, 2025

Gur40 said:
99% of all Reddits on the Death Battle

Ironically the Manga version is weaker then the anime version

God I fucking hate Death Battles. It's just ridiculous. It's not based on anything but fan appeal and bullshit. And yeah, sure, I don't think Ruby could win but goddamnit, surely there is a more creative approach to this than just "fight to the death". Ugh.

Bommel · Sep 19, 2025

Just had a very silly idea.
Someone, lets say Nepture tries to tries to woo Weiss, and gives her a large bouquet of white roses (or whatever flower fits better), only for Weiss to back up in outright fear.
She's actually very allergic to those flowers, and while they're not deadly, they give some very painful and incredibly itchy rashes, as well as just making her sneeze a whole bunch and make her nasal and air cavities completely clog up.

It can fit with just about any 2 character, but Weiss and Neptune were the ones that came to mind first.

RandomDragon · Sep 19, 2025

Jaune reconizes the situation and diffuses it, all the while calming Weiss down (7 sisters, I'm pretty sure at least one or someone else juane would know since his mother is a doctor would have a similar allergy.)

He then goes on with his medical knowledge on such things, trying to keep things from exploding outwards (in his mind), until Weiss connects the dots that juane is the son of That doctor Arc.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 19, 2025

I have also had some thoughts for Arslan. We don't really have a proper kuudere character in RWBY-Blake doesn't really count. So since Arslan has to control her emotions for her Semblance, let's make her our kuudere!

She wouldn't be to Rei Ayanami levels. She's more like if Starfire was in the body of Raven and had to keep her emotions under control at all times. And she's warm and kind to people. But her deadpan nature means she often assumes people understand what emotion she was trying to convey. She does have blindspots. But she also has a wicked sense of humor.

Arslan: "I cannot actually cause someone's heart to explode with my Aura techniques... But bandits don't know that and are often stupid. Well, not specifically. It's really hard to blow up someone's heart and I'd prefer not to do it. It's a hassle and if they surrender, they have a chance to redeem themselves."

And of course, she would tease Jaune.

Arslan: "Oh no. You have seen me nude, Jaune Arc."

Jaune: "AH! NO! I-I'm sorry-"

Arslan: "I can no longer be a bride. Will you take responsibility?"

Jaune: "WHAT?!"

Arslan: "... I am joking. Was that not clear?"

It could also explain why Pyrrha, who has terrible social skills, failed to pick up that Arslan wanted to be her friendly rival.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 19, 2025

Beacon hosts a Soapbox Derby. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Weiss : Ruby you can't put an engine on your car.

Ruby: Why not?!

Weiss: Because that makes it not a soapbox car, it's just a gocart! Also, you can't have a dynamic suspension system! The point is that it's supposed to be in budget!"

Ruby: "It is!"

Weiss: "You spent our budget on TIRES!"

Ruby: "WE NEED TIRES!"

Weiss: "NOT RACING CAR TIRES!"

Ruby: "Ugh, I suppose you want me to remove the rocket boosters too!"

Weiss: "YES!"

With Team SSSN...

Neptune: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?!"

Scarlet: "Pretty much."

Sage: "Yeah."

Sun: "You won't let me touch anything."

Neptune: "YOU WRECKED IT BEFORE!"

Sun: "But you said you needed the frame assembled together!"

Neptune: "YOU DID IT UPSIDE-DOWN!"

Sun: "So? Can't you just pilot it upside down?"

Neptune: "NO! I WON'T LOOK COOL LIKE THAT!"

Team JNPR works as a well oiled machine... Though they have some hiccups.

Jaune: "We're not dropping grenades, Nora."

Nora: scoff "Well what am I even here for?!"

Team CMEN...

Mercury gets surprisingly into it.

Mercury: "My father had me enter a soapbox derby just so we could assassinate a guy. It was the only time he even acted like a good dad in my entire life. So we're gonna win this, not for him... But for me. ME!"

How does everyone else react to it? What do they build? And who wins the race?

Bommel · Sep 19, 2025

AndrewJTalon said:
So since Arslan has to control her emotions for her Semblance, let's make her our kuudere!

What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

Ardrianian · Sep 19, 2025

Bommel said:
What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

Lions' pride? Like the more emotional high she gets, the more powerful she gets, which causes a berserker spiral, which is why she needs to keep her emotions under control.

Unknown_One · Sep 19, 2025

AndrewJTalon said:
Beacon hosts a Soapbox Derby. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Weiss : Ruby you can't put an engine on your car.

Ruby: Why not?!

Weiss: Because that makes it not a soapbox car, it's just a gocart! Also, you can't have a dynamic suspension system! The point is that it's supposed to be in budget!"

Ruby: "It is!"

Weiss: "You spent our budget on TIRES!"

Ruby: "WE NEED TIRES!"

Weiss: "NOT RACING CAR TIRES!"

Ruby: "Ugh, I suppose you want me to remove the rocket boosters too!"

Weiss: "YES!"

With Team SSSN...

Neptune: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THIS DONE! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES?!"

Scarlet: "Pretty much."

Sage: "Yeah."

Sun: "You won't let me touch anything."

Neptune: "YOU WRECKED IT BEFORE!"

Sun: "But you said you needed the frame assembled together!"

Neptune: "YOU DID IT UPSIDE-DOWN!"

Sun: "So? Can't you just pilot it upside down?"

Neptune: "NO! I WON'T LOOK COOL LIKE THAT!"

Team JNPR works as a well oiled machine... Though they have some hiccups.

Jaune: "We're not dropping grenades, Nora."

Nora: scoff "Well what am I even here for?!"

Team CMEN...

Mercury gets surprisingly into it.

Mercury: "My father had me enter a soapbox derby just so we could assassinate a guy. It was the only time he even acted like a good dad in my entire life. So we're gonna win this, not for him... But for me. ME!"

How does everyone else react to it? What do they build? And who wins the race?

Yang gets into it as well. Using her mechanical knowledge from her work on bumblebee. Blake is 50/50. She enjoys it from the simple pleasures of seeing a wheel spin, but is not one for the assembly of it all.

Pyrrha would be puzzled at the idea, but enthused at how balanced the car finishes up. Ren is the one keeping Nora from trying to Jerry-rig grenade launchers, and enjoying the balancing act of aerodynamics and stability.

Cinder would be annoyed, Neo would be bored but they both decide to indulge Mercury's obsession with winning. Emerald has a surprisingly good time.

Winner? Tie between JNPR and CMEN with RWBY right behind by a couple centimeters.

Run-off winner is CMEN. Let Mercury have a feel-good finish. JNPR take the loss with grace, and their gracious acceptance of defeat and genuine happiness for CMEN's victory causes the plan to go awry.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 19, 2025

Bommel said:
What would her Semblance be anyway?
She never shows what it is in canon, nor was it revealed in some suplemenry material.

I gave her the ability to increase her Aura power and control by several times as long as she controls her breathing. Based on Hamon from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. As long as she stays calm and controls her breathing, she's able to use very powerful Aura techniques and learn them fast. She still works very, very hard, of course, and the downside is she has to stay very controlled constantly to fight. But it feels like it would fit her.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 20, 2025

Jaune had returned to Radian. He had come to the crypt in Arcadia, the great stone fortress of the Arcs. It was after Vytal. They were planning to go after Cinder. He had come to the crypt to pray...

He stopped short. A familiar figure was standing there in the twilight, among the statues.

Jaune: "... Adam?!"

Adam: "..." He was staring at the statues "I remember... I remember coming here with you. To play at being a samurai, a great warrior. I learned the history of the great battles of the Arcs... And I found myself inspired."

Jaune is silent. He walks slowly towards Adam. He stops next to him, afraid, but... Something about Adam's tone is almost reassuring.

Jaune: "I remember. We had wooden swords. You were... Always better than me."

Adam: "... Yes... But you always got back up... And when our mothers were upset with your bruises, you always said you were the one who was clumsy."

Jaune: "I was... I wasn't good at blocking."

There is the tiniest hint of a smile on Adam's face.

Adam: "You threw me under the bus though... The pies at the fair? You took more than you should have."

Jaune: "What? No I didn't. You ate four! I only ate three!"

Adam: "..." chuckles "I ate five."

Jaune: "..." snickers "Me too... We both got in trouble for that. You took the blame."

Adam: "I was older. I should have taken responsibility."

Silence fell. Jaune sucked in a breath.

Jaune: "Adam... Why are you here?"

Adam: A long silence "... You're going after Cinder, aren't you?"

Jaune: "Yeah."

Adam: "You'll die in the attempt. Nothing can stop what is coming."

Jaune: "What is coming, Adam?"

Adam: "The final war. The war to end all wars. There will be a reckoning. A thousand years of slavery and misery will be repaid... And humanity will be no more."

Jaune: "No... You can't mean that, Adam! Not all humans are evil! You can't judge them all and sentence them to death!"

Adam: "I am not the one who chooses this. But I am bound to her decision. Bound to her will."

Jaune: "Who is she?"

Adam: "You'll find out soon enough."

Jaune: "She can't... You can't just sell yourself over to her, Adam! You swore you'd never be a slave again!"

Adam: "... In the end, we are all slaves, Jaune."

Jaune: "That's bullshit! Adam... Please. You wanted to be a hero of justice!"

Adam: nods "I did... But there is no such thing as justice, Jaune. Only power, and who wields it."

Jaune: "Then why come here at all?! Have you come to kill me?"

Adam: "... No. I just... I wanted to say goodbye. I'm sorry... The next we meet, I will kill you. Or you will kill me. There is no in between."

Jaune: "... I won't kill you. I refuse to."

Adam: "... Then you will die."

Jaune: "Adam!"

Adam: "Good bye, Jaune. I'm sorry... But childhood must give way to the future."

Adam flees into the night.

Jaune: "ADAM!" He holds up his hand "Adam..." He lowers his hand, and bows his head in sorrow

AndrewJTalon · Sep 20, 2025

Adam paced in his office. He considered everything from every angle, every permutation. He looked through all the intel they had on Jaune Arc. He hummed as he beheld his holo plot. He scratched his chin.

"Run simulation 224," he ordered the projector. The device complied, and holographic representations of Jaune and Blake appeared. Blake in a sailor fuku uniform favored by Menagerian prep schools, and Jaune in a suitable middle school uniform from Fuujin.

"Oh Adam, we are best friends, despite being human and Faunus," Adam muttered in Jaune's tone.

"I know," Adam said, "We are the truest of brothers. Our bond cannot be broken."

"Oh no!" Adam pitched his voice up to imitate Blake, "I love you both, Jaune and Adam! But my heart is set on Adam and liberating all Faunus kind!"

"My heart is broken, but I understand," Adam imitated Jaune, "My brother, please take care of her."

Adam nodded, bowing his head.

"Of course my brother..." He raised his head. "At least I was, until you betrayed me in the future!"

"You can't blame him for that, Adam!" Adam again imitated Blake's voice as best he could, "I have chosen my own path! It is destiny!"

"No," Adam cried, "It is not destiny! I shall break the wheel of fate and make my own choices!"

"I'm sorry my brother, but I must fight you to the death!" Adam said in Jaune's voice, "I too love her, and must take her from you!"

"Never!" Adam declared, "It is my regret that we must fight, brother. We could have been true friends. Forever... But I cannot forgive this."

Adam switched to his Jaune voice, sounding regretful.

"Standing here, I realize. You are just like me, trying to make history."

Adam nodded, his own voice full of sorrow.

"But who's to judge, the right from wrong. When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree... That violence breeds violence. But in the end..."

He switched to his Jaune voice and lifted up his sword.

"It has to be this way-!"

"LORD ADAM!" Trifa cried, as she burst in through the door. Adam immediately shut off the holograms and glared at Trifa.

"What?!"

"You wanted to know when preparations were complete for the plan, Lord Adam!" Trifa cried, terrified at Adam's rage. Adam growled.

"Knock! Knock on my door next time!"

"YES SIR!"

Adam paused and glared death at her.

"Did you see anything?"

"No sir! I didn't see you playing with your holograms again!" Trifa cried.

"GOOD!"

Gur40 · Sep 20, 2025

Mercury if his Dad was revived

Salem using Hound Summer like Edo Tensei or is she corrupted to be evil?

How Does Aura Regeneration work?

I think Number 8

Oz could Never defeat Salem

Tragic

SharkCultist · Sep 20, 2025

Salem decided to be petty and casts a curse on Beacon.

Any time someone in the school says the word Grimm Ozpin shits himself.

Phillip_II_of_Macedon · Sep 20, 2025

SharkCultist said:
Salem decided to be petty and casts a curse on Beacon.

Any time someone in the school says the word Grimm Ozpin shits himself.

This is the most "petty and vengeful ex" shit and I love it.
Also, Port is the primary user of that word (between his teaching Grimm studies and his long windedness).

Electrotechman · Sep 21, 2025

Ok, here are two worldbuilding prompts I came up with:

1. Ozpin decides that he should do away with democratic governmental systems and go back to monarchies, given the utterly rampant stupidity and excessive corruption that democracies are rife with. At least when you have a smart ruler that person can cut through the bullshit and execute anyone stupid and corrupt that makes things worse for everyone. He probably intends to turn certain members of RWBY and JNPR into the needs of new aristocratic and noble houses as recognition of their service and importance.

2. Anyone who aids and works with the Grimm is culturally and legally considered a Grimm themselves for every intent and purpose. Like a bandit, people in such a situation can and are expected to be killed by anyone who comes across them, with the people who slay them facing no legal repercussions as a response except for a basic factual check to ensure everything is on the up and up, and if not, the expected punishments will follow. So, Raven, Cinder, Emerald, Mercury, anyone who works with or under Salem or her cohorts and anyone who uses Grimm for their own unethical purposes should be slain without mercy immediately. This was a rather smart cultural standard intended to cut through all of the well-intentioned foolishness that could prevent a person from killing such a person who needs to die due to worrying about repercussions.

Gur40 · Sep 21, 2025

From Tumblr
notmaplemable - Jul 26, 2024

Yang: *Wearing a "my tits are bigger than Weiss'" shirt*

Weiss: ...

Ruby: *Wearing the same shirt* this feels mean.

Blake: *also wearing the same shirt* but not undeserved.

Weiss: It's fine. I'm comfortable with my-

Jaune: *Walks in, also wearing the same shirt* Hey Yang, why did you want me to wear this again?

Schneeblings

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How Fragile are Other Hunters

vs

RandomDragon · Sep 21, 2025

yeah that ones on the writers for fucking up Juanes bullshit, man could have become THE TANK of all tanks. enduring and dishing out all sorts of damage.

cavalal386 · Sep 21, 2025

So, the death battle match happened. Show of hands, who was surprised by the outcome?

Balorak146 · Sep 21, 2025

cavalal386 said:
So, the death battle match happened. Show of hands, who was surprised by the outcome?

They explicitly say that the winners are Maka and Soul. What happened here was that Ruby lost a handicap match.

AndrewJTalon · Sep 22, 2025

cavalal386 said:
So, the death battle match happened. Show of hands, who was surprised by the outcome?

Not surprised at all.

Again, the RWBYtards should be begging for a reboot because if a competent team was behind RWBY, you could have the cast start performing amazing feats like in proper shonen anime.

I did have two fun ideas thanks to my experience in my concealed carry class today:

1: All Hunters and Huntresses have to pass a basic firearms safety course, and demonstrate competency with normal guns. Jaune and Yang gets assigned the task of teaching these courses because Jaune did this at the Milita HQ, and Yang is being punished. Hilarity ensues.

2: For the Cowboy!Jaune universe, Jaune and Adam actually ran into eachother: Each went off on their own to rescue Faunus being taken as sex slaves, and while initially they fought, they teamed up when the goons running the trafficing ring attacked them both. They fought together, got a drink after, and said their goodbyes.

LordofBones · Sep 22, 2025

Electrotechman said:
Ok, here are two worldbuilding prompts I came up with:

1. Ozpin decides that he should do away with democratic governmental systems and go back to monarchies, given the utterly rampant stupidity and excessive corruption that democracies are rife with. At least when you have a smart ruler that person can cut through the bullshit and execute anyone stupid and corrupt that makes things worse for everyone. He probably intends to turn certain members of RWBY and JNPR into the needs of new aristocratic and noble houses as recognition of their service and importance.

Jaune: "...therefore, I have three agendas. First, all catgirls now wear tanktops and daisy dukes. Second, a complete ban on Team RWBY near anything more dangerous than a rubber duck. Third, a great big kick up Raven Branwen's backside!"
The Council: "HURRAH!"

SharkCultist · Sep 22, 2025

A fun idea. Jaunes parents actually did try to train him and are super confused by how it went.

He was amazing, a absolute prodigy when they used foam or wood swords. As soon as they picked up love weapons all that skill disappeared. Same with any other weapon.

People cotton on when Cardin spray paints jaunes sword hot pink.

As soon as his sword LOOKS like a toy jaunes skill shoots up by a frankly ridiculous amount.

So they redesign all his armor and items to look like playthings.

Weiss and Cardin are both super annoyed by him being better than them now and literally making it look like childs play.

Gur40 · Sep 22, 2025

SharkCultist said:
SNIP

Jaune being super competent at everything except sparing as a knight will never not be funny
He's better with his Semblance then people that had it there's for years
He has more Aura then 2 entire teams
He is terrifying effective at analysis when given time, not so much at putting it into words
Just as good at survivalist as Ren and Nora
Cooks with Ren
Most likely can code from Terra and Saph and his other siblings skills that passed on to him
Is amazing with kids and raising animals
any skills i missed?

fucking CRWBY love of drama

Porn fic atleast let the Hero WIN

Besties

who else?

Instead of a Hound Cinder ends up a Rat

No Aura but bypasses Aura
Can absorb magic but is holding it instead of giving it to Cinder
was at Elbow now at Shoulder

Semblances went from Early Naruto Shippiden to Boruto

Gillian vs Jaune is something i want to see because if Jaune gets the power to disrupt or take Aura he's the main character its' over

RNJR Ruby and Ren

and V9 speaking of

Blake is a Porn Brain Rotted Rich Girl With Black and White Insanity

vs

Blake is always in a leash but who holds it is on rotation

If Raven Talked Them Into Taking Over Minstral

Ironically The World is Safer when the Heroes can just hire assassin to kill Grimm Cultist instead of the other way around? Who knew
Tai Head Master and Raven still had Vernal as the Tribe do protection for the villages
Roman never makes it out of Minstral Alive
Neo isn't raised by a Spider Cultist Mom
They still go to Beacon to keep Oz on there good side how does it go?
I remember something on Ruby apricating the quality of Jaune fakes and being good at lockpicking

It is a crime they didn't just build a giant robot to fight the whale
Ruby the weapon obsesses Girl is Given a infinite weapon creator and didn't abuse it?

[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

Versed in the lewd.

I trust you know where the happy button is?

The Kamen Rider Of Depression

I trust you know where the happy button is?

The Kamen Rider Of Depression

I trust you know where the happy button is?

Versed in the lewd.

Experienced.

Don't let me detain you.

I trust you know where the happy button is?

Experienced.

Experienced.

Don't let me detain you.

Not too sore, are you?

Back after a layoff...

Experienced.

Experienced.

Experienced.

I trust you know where the happy button is?

The Kamen Rider Of Depression

Getting some practice in, huh?

Well worn.

I trust you know where the happy button is?

I trust you know where the happy button is?

Versed in the lewd.

They of the Bullshit-Seeing Eye

Experienced.

Versed in the lewd.

The Kamen Rider Of Depression

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