[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Some plot bunnies:

-Nora makes some wooden figurines of her friends for fun and acts out various adventures with them. Ruby gets in on it. Mischief ensues.

-At a village during a training mission, everyone imbibes the local drink... Which includes psilocybin, a naturally occurring tryptamine alkaloid-IE, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms. Thanks to his medical training and his mother's efforts, Jaune is basically immune to the stuff... But his teammates sure as hell aren't. How does Jaune Arc keep his friends from destroying the village?!

-Ren gets dragged into making a short martial arts movie by Team SSSN, Jaune, and a few other fighters at Beacon. Nobody expected him to be as deadpan and awesome as Bruce Lee during it, but he absolutely is.

-What other insane episodes of Valewatch do our heroes watch? And how many of them involve Pyrrha and the equivalent of David Hasselhoff fighting a giant fake looking Grimm Kraken?

-Jaune is not just a good gamer, but he's an incredible ero gamer-He figures out puzzles, mini-games, and all the routes for all the love interests. And Blake wants him to play her favorite games for her. Shenanigans ensue.

 

[cavalal386]

-Nora makes some wooden figurines of her friends for fun and acts out various adventures with them. Ruby gets in on it. Mischief ensues.

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either Nora accidently made voodoo dolls and shenanigans ensures.

OR this happens:

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

-What other insane episodes of Valewatch do our heroes watch? And how many of them involve Pyrrha and the equivalent of David Hasselhoff fighting a giant fake looking Grimm Kraken?

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Given that Pyrrha's mother is an actress, she could have co-starred in an episode with Pyrrha.

So the albino Grimm Kraken kidnaps Pyrrha's mom during the annual Vale jet ski race, but it retreats into Vale's sewer system, which the Atlesian army rigs with explosives under the orders of Captain Ahab. Pyrrha and Not!DavidHasselhoff have to do one of those terrible fake race scenes, rescue Pyrrha's mom from the Kraken, and leap out of the sewers just as it explodes.