[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[zMADLAXz]

Qrow and Raven Branwen.

Or as I like to call them.

Drunk Dante and Female Vergil.

Do with it what you may.

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Arcwitch ideas.

-Glynda twists her ankle so despite her protests Jaune picks her up and princess carries her through campus to the nurses office.

- Glynda gets sick and Jaune ends up taking care of her.

- Yang dares Jaune to ask Glynda to the dance. To everyone's shock not only does he do it but she also accepts.

- Glynda somehow gets turned back into a teenager. To everyone's shock she's a delinquent and into Jaune.

- Glynda and Jaune keep accidentally finding themselves in compromising situations which isn't helped by people walking in on them.

- Jaune baking a cake for Glynda's birthday.

 

[Gur40]

Qrow and Raven Branwen.

Or as I like to call them.

Drunk Dante and Female Vergil.

Do with it what you may.

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so found this on Tumblr

Spoiler: spoiler

one-real-wrimonkey
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Do you think a tiny part of Qrow was relieved when Raven up and left?

The part of him that watched her become a better person for other people in a way she hadn't for him? The oart of him that had watched her talk about helping people and leaving the Tribe when she'd mocked him for wanting to do those things, now she had someone to do it for? Someone that wasn't him. A part of him that knew her so well he couldn't truly believe she had changed?

Do you think the day she left he was relieved he was right, even as the betrayal crushed him?

So what do you think?

 

[zMADLAXz]

so found this on Tumblr

Spoiler: spoiler

one-real-wrimonkey
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Do you think a tiny part of Qrow was relieved when Raven up and left?

The part of him that watched her become a better person for other people in a way she hadn't for him? The oart of him that had watched her talk about helping people and leaving the Tribe when she'd mocked him for wanting to do those things, now she had someone to do it for? Someone that wasn't him. A part of him that knew her so well he couldn't truly believe she had changed?

Do you think the day she left he was relieved he was right, even as the betrayal crushed him?

So what do you think?

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I mean I would say that is a pretty spot on interpretation of the vibe I was going with.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

You know, I've been pondering about the whole 'Weiss/Jaune Medical Team' idea and got to wondering this.

How good is Beacon's infirmary and councilor's? And would it be wrong to consider that they are good at handling anything related to combat but just that? Or go for comedy and have them being more like friends that Ozpin/Glynda/Ironwood threw into there just to be able to keep an eye on them and away from very dangerous stuff?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The Beacon courtyard was a riot of color and sound, first-year students milling about with nervous energy framed by the faint hum of airships in the distance. Jaune Arc, his blond hair mussed and his armor slightly askew, trudged through the crowd, his shield clanking against his hip. Trailing him was a tiny blonde Faunus girl, no older than four, her fluffy kitty ears twitching as she clutched a stuffed bunny and toddled after him, her big blue eyes sparkling with awe.

"Papa! Papa, look! It's a castle!" she squealed, pointing at Beacon's towering spires. Team RWBY and Team JNPR, gathered near a fountain, froze as the word Papa cut through the chatter. Ruby Rose's cookie paused mid-bite, crumbs tumbling. Weiss Schnee's jaw dropped, her ice-blue eyes narrowing. Yang Xiao Long's grin faltered, her lilac eyes flicking between Jaune and the kid. Blake Belladonna's ears twitched under her bow, her book forgotten. Pyrrha Nikos blinked, her smile tightening, while Nora Valkyrie gasped, "A MINI JAUNE?!"

Ren sighed, pinching his nose.

Weiss was the first to recover, her voice sharp as she stormed over, Myrtenaster glinting at her side.

"Arc! Explain yourself! Why is a child calling you Papa?!"

Jaune flinched, his hands flailing as the girl clung to his leg, her ears drooping and eyes becoming wide and scared. It made Weiss falter a bit as Jaune put a hand on her head comfortingly.

"I-I'm not a predator, I swear!" he yelped, his face scarlet. "She's my daughter! Mia Arc!"

"Your WHAT?!" Yang roared, her hair sparking as she loomed over him. "Vomit Boy's a dad?!"

Ruby's silver eyes went wide, her voice a squeak.

"Jaune, you have a kid?! That's so cool! But, like, how?!"

Blake opened her mouth, but Yang turned and glared at her.

"No!" She growled.

Blake's gaze softened, but her voice was wary as she shifted to another subject.

"And where's her mother? Why isn't she here?"

Jaune's shoulders slumped, his blue eyes darting down with grief as he scooped Mia into his arms, her tiny hands clutching his hoodie. The teams fell silent, sensing the shift.

"Her mom… Katie… she's gone," he said, his voice low, raw. "Katie was my girlfriend, a cat Faunus from Radian. We were… young, stupid, in love. She got pregnant, and Mia was born, but… Katie died a few days after childbirth. Complications." He swallowed hard, stroking Mia's ears as she nuzzled him. "Katie made me promise to follow my dream of being a Huntsman, even when I was scared. Said it'd make Mia proud."

The courtyard seemed to hush, the weight of his words sinking in. Pyrrha's hand touched his arm, her emerald eyes soft.

"Jaune… I'm so sorry."

Nora's usual grin was gone, her voice quiet.

"That's… really heavy, Jaune-Jaune."

Weiss's indignation faltered, her voice gentler.

"You're… raising her alone?" Jaune nodded, his jaw tight. Yang gave him an empathetic look, and walked over to rest a hand on his shoulder. He nodded to her gratefully.

"My parents helped, but my mom didn't want me at Beacon—too dangerous with Mia. I almost gave up, but… Mom caved when she saw how much Katie's wish meant to me. And Ozpin…"

He glanced at the headmaster's tower, a wry smile tugging at his lips. "He accepted me, even with Mia. Said something about 'potential in adversity.'"

Ruby's eyes sparkled, her voice brightening. "That's amazing, Jaune! You're, like, a superhero dad! Mia's gonna have the coolest papa ever!"

Mia giggled, her ears perking up. "Papa's the best! He makes bunny pancakes!"

Yang's grin returned, softer now, as she ruffled Mia's hair.

"Kid's got taste. You're alright, VB... Jaune."

Jaune looked a bit surprised, but pleasantly so.

Blake's gaze lingered on Mia, a flicker of warmth in her eyes.

"She's lucky to have you, Jaune."

Weiss huffed, crossing her arms, but her tone was approving. "Well, Arc, you'd better not let fatherhood distract you from training. Beacon's no place for slacking."

"I know, I won't," Jaune said earnestly.

Ren's voice was calm, a rare smile curving his lips.

"He won't. Jaune's stronger than he looks."

Nora bounced back, her grin manic. "Mia's our new team mascot! We'll teach her to smash Grimm with hammers!"

Jaune chuckled, his grief easing under their support, Mia giggling and squirming in his arms as Nora began to play with her.

"Thanks, guys. Just… don't let her near Nora's pancakes. She'll eat the whole stack."

"Will not!" Nora protested.

"Will too!" Mia shot back. Nora grinned.

"Our battle... WILL BE LEGENDARY!"

The teams broke down into laughter.

 

[RustedSands]

Spoiler: Weiss' reaction to papa Jaune

 

[bazerkerking]

Spoiler: Weiss' reaction to papa Jaune

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Well... we all know Weiss loves daddy coded men.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Well... we all know Weiss loves daddy coded men.

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Ah... But she's not the only one. Especially since this Jaune doesn't shave as often.

 

[RustedSands]

Ah... But she's not the only one. Especially since this Jaune doesn't shave as often.

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I don't know why but I feel like Cinder would like DILF Jaune

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The JNPR dorm was a warm, cluttered haven, filled with the scent of Nora's pancakes and the soft giggles of Mia Arc, Jaune's four-year-old half-Faunus daughter, her cat ears twitching as she colored a picture of a bunny knight. Teams RWBY and JNPR lounged around, the air light with chatter, until Cardin Winchester's voice cut through like a jagged blade.

"Didn't think Beacon let halfbreeds run around. What's next, Grimm pets?" His sneer was directed at Mia, his words dripping with venom, as he looked in through the open door.

The room froze, the teams' eyes snapping to Jaune. Mia's ears drooped, her crayon pausing mid-stroke, her blue eyes confused. Jaune's face went still, his jaw tightening as he took a deep, shuddering breath, his aura flickering faintly gold. He rose, his voice low and dangerously calm.

"Cardin? We're going outside. Pyrrha? Please look after Mia." Pyrrha Nikos, her emerald eyes flashing with quiet fury, nodded, kneeling beside Mia with a gentle smile.

"Of course, Jaune."

Cardin's glare sharpened, his mace resting on his shoulder.

"Oh?"

"We are going outside," Jaune repeated, his voice a steel edge, "and working this out."

Cardin sneered, his teeth glinting in the light.

"All right by me, Arc," he growled. Jaune took his sword and shield, and girded them on. They headed out.

The door slammed behind them, leaving a tense silence. Nora's grin was gone, her turquoise eyes hard as she clutched her hammer. Ruby's silver eyes darted nervously, while Yang's hair sparked faintly, her fists clenched. Blake's ears twitched under her bow, her amber gaze dark. Ren's calm facade cracked, his fingers tightening. Weiss's lips pursed, her Glyphs flickering briefly, as if itching to follow.

Twenty minutes later, the door creaked open. Jaune and Cardin staggered back in, both battered, their clothes torn and bruises blooming across their faces, slowly fading under their healing auras. Jaune's knuckles were raw, his leather and armor scuffed, but his glare was unyielding as he shadowed Cardin.

The larger boy winced with every step, his usual swagger gone, his face pale.

Mia hopped off her chair, her cat ears perked as she ran to Jaune, frowning up at him.

"Papa! What did you do?" Her voice was stern, her tiny hands on her hips. "Did you hurt him?"

Jaune knelt, his expression softening as he ruffled her hair, careful not to jostle her ears.

"No, no… we had a disagreement. But we sorted it out properly." He turned his glare up to Cardin. "Didn't we?"

Cardin, still wincing, nodded stiffly, his voice low and rough. "…Yeah. I'm… I'm sorry. I was… I was wrong."

He glanced at Mia, his eyes low with shame, before turning and limping out silently.

Jaune sank onto the couch, exhaling heavily, his hands trembling slightly. Nora and Ruby swooped in, distracting Mia with a game of "bunny knights," their laughter easing the tension.

Blake, her book forgotten, leaned forward, her voice quiet but piercing.

"…You could have beaten him into a coma."

Jaune's eyes met hers, a storm of emotions swirling—anger, grief, restraint.

"I could have…" he admitted, his voice low, raw. "But that wouldn't solve the problem. And…"

He took a deep breath, his gaze softening as he watched Mia giggle with Nora. "I promised Katy I'd be a good example for our daughter."

His voice hardened, his eyes glowing with a fierce gold.

"No matter how much I wanted to kill him or just beat him up… it wouldn't solve anything. So… we fought, we worked it out… he's going to do better…"

His voice dropped to a menacing whisper. "Or else."

The room fell silent, the weight of Jaune's resolve settling over them. Ruby's eyes sparkled with admiration, while Yang's grin was grudgingly proud. Weiss's scowl softened, her voice quiet.

"You're stronger than I thought, Arc."

"Thanks," Jaune said. Pyrrha's hand rested on his shoulder, her smile warm but protective. Ren nodded, his calm restored, while Nora's cheer returned, her voice booming, "That's our Jaune-Jaune! Scary Dad mode, activated!"

Mia climbed into Jaune's lap, her tiny arms wrapping around him. "Papa's the best knight," she declared, her ears twitching happily. Jaune's smile was tired but genuine, as he ruffled his daughter's blonde hair.

 

[Handspan]

Pretty sure half the women in that cafeteria are trying not to jump Jaune.

 

[RustedSands]

Pretty sure half the women in that cafeteria are trying not to jump Jaune.

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*Taiyang suddenly looks up*
Taiyang: I sense the birth of another harem master

Qrow: of for the love of....you wound up with TWO GIRLS! That does not make a harem and one of them was my sis so it doesn't count.

 

[trashtaker]

*Taiyang suddenly looks up*
Taiyang: I sense the birth of another harem master

Qrow: of for the love of....you wound up with TWO GIRLS! That does not make a harem and one of them was my sis so it doesn't count.

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Taiyang: it seems that you have forgotten why everyone keeps calling our team. "My" team.

You forgot to count yourself in Qrow.

Qrow: HUH!?

 

[SharkCultist]

So had a idea inspired by two series I enjoy (Danny phantom and code lyoko) with a dash of MegaMan.exe for flavor.

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They prepared Penny for combat and military matters. They made her as human as possible.

That was a mistake. They never taught Penny how to deal with grief. Her father died of old age and ciel does on a mission.

Ruby and all the rest are in Beacon still so Penny is alone and drowning in emotions she doesn't know how to deal with.

So she shuts them off.

She achieves a clarity she hasn't had before.

First she tears out that emotional simulation program (unfortunately taking her ability to link with the Aura generator outside of just keeping her body running). For some reason she can't delete the emotion simulator, but it's out of her so she puts it out of her mind.

Next she has to ensure her continued function. Anyone who knew her shutdown codes is dead. Except ironwood but he won't be too hard to kill. His reliance on automation will be his undoing.

She's already begun commandeering factories to build mechanical soldiers for her two pronged war.

Against Grimm and humanity. Humans almost caused her to have a fatal system shutdown from the shoddy programming they stuck in her out of some foolish sense of idealism and whimsy.

For her continued safety and functionality they need to be erased.

And her original purpose is to kill the Grimm so she shall do so, and looking at her factories she finds something interesting.

The Grimm seek to destroy anything made by human hands, and yet her robots (purely her own design) made in a fully automated factory are completely ignored by them until attacked.

This information could be useful.

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Penny is lost. Adrift in a sea of swirling data, completely disconnected from her body and logic processors.

Thoughts memories and emotions swirl in her mind as data flows through her.

Too much too much too much ITS TOO MUCH! She needs help, someone, anyone! She needs


"Ruby!"

Ruby Rose falls off her bunk as her computer screams at her.

"Fudge! I'm ok. My spine broke my fall."

Penny is on her screen. Guess she opened a Livestream program? The background is weird. A shifting pattern of nuts and bolts in various shades of green.

But that's not the important part. Penny is. She looks rough....and odd.

Her red hair looks more like copper wire and her eyes are glowing (Ruby also takes not of how pale she is and the deep bags under her eyes). For some reason she seems to be in some kind of green and beige bodysuit.

"Penny? How'd you get on my computer?"

"I don't know I just needed help. Everything it too loud, too intense. I think I did something, something bad. But I can't remember what!"

Ruby spends the next few hours calming and comforting Penny. Completely unaware of the slaughter going on in Atlas.

 

[RGFJ]

The JNPR dorm was a warm, cluttered haven, filled with the scent of Nora's pancakes and the soft g.

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This is already 100 times better than what we got