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Zam138

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  • d.fish
    zams are like pancakes
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    *blows up pancakes with mind*
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    I ate so much pancake today, ugghhhh

    this must be what it feels like to be old, can't even eat lots and lots
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    It feels like in Chinese stories characters will always leave their current lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/etc. when their old "white moonlight" (I guess this is like a 'first love' and a 'crush' and 'unobtained object' combined or something?) appears. Similarly, characters will always leave their lover/etc. if they are their childhood friend, if someone new, more interesting, etc. appears.
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    They learned this from kdramas, I think? And then they took it a step further than kdramas?

    Ugh, watching too much makes me feel like the whole world is gross.

    Gross and filled with NTR.
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    "It's not about what you have it's about what you don't"
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    love
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    It is time to collect Zam's "Magical Girl Zam's Defeat CG"

    which version is it this time, a monster, a villain, a traitor, or something else
    d.fish
    I see a lot of these "Pokémon store in real life"type of stories, and usually they take advantage of how in the setting of this so-called real life there isn't a Pokémon series, which is kind of bogus

    But I got me thinking you know like if you actually had a pet shop that had unlimited Pokémon to sell how much would you sell each Pokémon for?
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    Assuming it wasn't black-van'd by the government for selling superpowered pets, I'd probably go with equivalent prices for IRL pets, especially since "owned" Pokemon are typically intelligent and would want homes too.
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    So instead of money, government will buy with units of zams hehe
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    For some reason, "Advanced Research Group for Uniting Superhumans" or "ARGUS" got translated as "天眼会" or "The Sky Eye Society". Weird. How did this come to be?
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    Acronyms be silly and DC really likes surveillance state plotlines for some reason
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    If Barry Allen changed the predetermined outcome of his mother's death by undoing everything that happened in the coming years afterwards, then it could be said that Barry Allen killed an entire universe of people, all their potential and futures gone. So we could say that Barry Allen is actually a villain worse than Thanos.
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    Taking that logic to an extreme, the same can be said for a lot of things, for example a lottery means one person wins the prize, but that doesn't mean the winner "made" everyone else lose, random chance did, and Barry going back in time just rewinds everyone's potential actions, it doesn't erase it entirely.
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    "But that college has more hot guys!"
    "Are you all just looking at looks when you're choosing your schools? What about majors? What about careers?"
    "Eh, no matter which major I pick, I'll just end up regretting it anyway, right?"
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    One day, Zam woke up as meme-Gudako, with all her servants in Skyrim, who just simultaneously became the leader of the thieves guild, nightingales, the companions, college of winterhold, dawnguard... just to run into two pushy old ladies, one of whom wants to force Zam to join some dark brotherhood and the other wants to force Zam to kill some old paarthydragon
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    Mechanical Ascension: I built a cat girl robot.
    Biological Ascension: I grafted cat ears and tail to a girl.
    Psionic Ascension: I worship an imaginary cat girl in my dreams.
    d.fish
    a new morning a new zam... pancake

    haven't had pancakes in a while

    hmmm need to add butter

    a stick of sweetened butter

    hehe butt hehe
    d.fish
    the world is more than black and white (good and evil) and more shades of grey because good guys aren't strong enough strong enough to kill every single evil
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    ZAM
    The Chronicle
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    I was looking at the openings of ultraman cuz they hot blood music, and I noticed a lot of them were actually titled "<name of the ultraman> the Chronicle"
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    ULTRAZAM
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    The Japanese pronunciation of "Ultraman" (when spoken with emotion, especially rage) sounds like the Chinese words "鱼头喇嘛"
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    I hate it when you have the stories where the antagonist is shown on screen scheming or whatever and you just see the protagonist being completely oblivious, instead of counter scheming, it's like if you're in a fight and you know someone's gonna repeatedly punch you in the face and you kind of have to just stand there and take it
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    I like it better when they're both scheming, but most writers can't rub enough brain cells together to do that
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    Because Protagonists having plans to counter a villain's plans (and by that I mean "on-screen" plans not "We pulled this No U out of nowhere to win the day) means Villains might counter that plan, and so on and so forth, and many creators just want to have the Protagonist be reactive rather than go that deep into planning.
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    I just

    you know

    like if the villainess is like "I'm gonna ntr your husbando", then the heroine is also like "I'm gonna ntr your dad" or something, you know
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