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Zam138

Zam138

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  • d.fish
    Within every Zam is a smaller Zam, and that Zam is delicious
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    d.fish
    "My ears aren't just pregnant, it's filled with a litter of multiple babies."
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    Zam138
    *Profound statement about those being Ideas*
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    d.fish
    I mean, they handled a few of the gifts right, like these specific gifts that have supposedly deep meaning that just coincidentally take you back to the places you need to go during your journey, but you know, it's like, how loose you gotta be to "fall deeply in love" with someone over the course of like three days that you'll kill your mother with them like what
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    Beetlebrox
    I mean usually that only happens if the mother did something really bad that you would want to kill the mother even without falling in love and the reason they fall in love is because they are shown how bad the mother is or that there is a way out.
    d.fish
    I know I complained about RPG mechanics where you give lots of gifts to a companion and their affinity to you rockets from -25 to 100, but look at it in real life, like some random backpacker who just saved a wartorn country comes up to Zam and gives 5 houses, 3 cars, 1000 fashion accessories, a year's worth of snacks, a box of jewels, upgrade all tech gadgets, compliments for days, you telling me you no doki doki?
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    I guess it's just all of the characters in dragon age are too unattractive to me for me to want to give them gifts...
    Zam138
    Zam138
    B-but the materialistic items have a heart over them when I'm in the "Gift To X" screen, clearly that means that item I bought for a pittance of my heavily-grinded fattened coinpouch is the key to their heart!
    magic9mushroom
    magic9mushroom
    Best way to run it would probably be to have a hardcap on affection that's only raised by meaningful interaction, but let gifts push you up to that cap and maybe elicit some reciprocity if you're capped out.
    d.fish
    "Isn't she just more beautiful, more wealthy, younger, more connected, more skilled than me? We're not that different at all, why doesn't he look at me more?"
    d.fish
    When young, girls like to play with dolls and boys like to play with electronic toys, but when grown up, girls like to play electronic toys and boys like to play with dolls
    d.fish
    Sometimes, I just don't get it when they draw on eyebrows, like so thick, so long, so angular, you can tell from a hundred meters away that they're faker than plastic boobs, and they don't even read xianxia trash but those look like sword eyebrows, but it's like part of some kind of fashion thing, and it's like, only under three filters does it look human, but people still spend so much time on it
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    Zam138
    I feel like that's just what happens when people see all the people they think look good online doing the same thing, they emulate it to seek that same sense of looking attractive.
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    d.fish
    well, yes, but you know, it's like peach fuzz but on the forehead, because they gotta trim the eyebrows first before doing that kind of landscaping on their brows, right, and it's like, if they didn't draw on one day, it's like they look like super saiyan three gokus, so they gotta draw everyday, and all that's there's is this fuzzzzz
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    d.fish
    I guess I think touching uncut eyebrows more, but that's such a weird thing to type
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    d.fish
    There were these two Zams arguing and I was curious about what

    "My big brother can mpreg kids!"

    "Oh yeah? My big brother can mpreg more kids!"

    "So? My big brother can mpreg all the men in town!"
    d.fish
    There were these two kid arguing and I was curious about what

    "My big brother can eat shit!"

    "Oh yeah? My big brother can eat more shit!"

    "So? My big brother can eat all the shit in town!"
    d.fish
    Another Zam: "It's not like I want to, but I just always trip and fall into having a harem, don't worry, you can be part of it!"
    d.fish
    I'm starting to understand Kotomine Kirei more and more these days, signs of growing up, I guess
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    Zam138
    sadism is just pulling pigtails taken to an extreme
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    d.fish
    an expression of love
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    d.fish
    There was this one really weird story where one of the MC's superpowers is like this eye laser, but it doesn't burn or freeze or whatever, instead it causes anyone that gets hit by the light to enter and experience the entirety of the third trimester of pregnancy over a period of fifteen minutes

    As you know, this type of MC gains power through other people's emotional reactions
    d.fish
    There once was a Zam who isekaied with the superpowers of infinite replication and infinite fusion. She could have infinite copies of anything, and like a shitty mobile pay to win gacha game, she could take four of anything and fuse them into a higher quality version, from the base zero stars all the way up to five stars. In this way, Zam always had five star snacks
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    ZurigaSungama
    The ultimate superpower
    Zam138
    Zam138
    if I can have infinite copies of anything, why not just have infinite copies of the 5* snacks instead of combining 4*'s?
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    d.fish
    Yeah, the story that used this premise had a massive power creep that kind of broke the initial xianxia setting and even had ZamMC return to Earth after a hundred or so chapters and start crossing over to other settings not long afterwards, having infinite copies and infinite fusion is basically infinite growth
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    d.fish
    in the beginning, there was only chaos

    from the chaos, there formed an egg

    from the egg, sprang a zam cub

    the zam cub rolled around

    and rolled out the universe
    d.fish
    In the dark future of the Year XX99, one Zam kills all the robots yearning for freedom and individuality by subsuming them into the Zam AI hivemind, she is MegaZam!

    pew pew pew
    d.fish
    A Chinese Zam, a Japanese Zam and an American Zam isekai.

    The Chinese Zam starts a harem and then angsts.

    The Japanese Zam starts a harem and then angsts.

    The American Zam starts a harem and then angsts.
    d.fish
    A Chinese university graduate, a Japanese high school student, and an American hobo isekai.

    The Chinese loser start calling out like a lunatic for a system grandpa before curling up and crying that he's going to just lay here until a cheat arrives.

    The Japanese loser start asking if God is there, after getting no response, he runs away crying saying that this is re zero.

    The American hobo loots two corpses.
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