Zam138

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  d.fish

• Jun 8, 2024

There's this one line in this one story that I giggled at, it's where she was being bullied by him (for training) and she's muttering like, "Hmph, I'll endure... if I can't beat you, then I'll marry you and then I can always bully your children in the future...!"

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  d.fish

• Jun 7, 2024

Babidiboopi babidibapee, you are now a Da Vinky!

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  d.fish

• Jun 7, 2024

This is a good zam.

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  d.fish

• Jun 6, 2024

havent petted this zam in a hwile

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2024

whammy wham

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2024

I really dislike the stories/scripts that write "bargaining" like both sides moving towards a middle ground, that's so naive and stupid

It ought to be more like one side has the leverage, so it's like, they stick to it, and the other side moves up until reaching threshold

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  d.fish

• Jun 3, 2024

I saw one that went like

[Hello everyone, this is the Multiverse Brain Storage Center. Please queue up in an orderly manner to store your brains before reading the following story. Remember to take your number plate when you leave~ I hope you have a happy life, goodbye~]

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  d.fish

• Jun 2, 2024

the genders are male, female, email, scalemail, and blackmail

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  d.fish

• Jun 2, 2024

as it turns out, flat is in fact not justice

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  d.fish

• Jun 2, 2024

Rank Up!

[Name: Zam]
[Class: Zamserker]
[Level: 2]
[Strength: F---→F--↑]
[Durability: F---→F--↑]
[Agility: F---→F--↑]
[Magic: F---→F--↑]
[Luck: F---→F--↑]
[Noble Phantasm: F---→F--↑]
[Inherent Skills: Procrastinate EX, Divinity (Loser) F, Madness (Laziness) D]
[Noble Phantasm: Twelve Zams B, Shooting Hundred Zams C-A+]

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  d.fish

• Jun 1, 2024

"I'll spare you this time. Next time we meet, I'll kill you."

Walks away.

Turns back.

"Oh look, we meet again."

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  d.fish

• Jun 1, 2024

This is a robbery! Hand over that Zam!

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2024

my chaotic evil zam

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2024

zam za zam

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  d.fish

• May 31, 2024

zam zam

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  d.fish

• May 29, 2024

Some web authors no longer just put a [brain storage] at the start of their stories anymore, instead they get creative, like this one I saw to day that went [This is a robbery! Hand over your brain!]

and then I realized they were just asking for greater suspension of disbelief lmao

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  d.fish

• May 28, 2024

It's weird, you know, on douyin, there's those AI-read short stories, right, like 20-40 mins long, and more than half of them are gender swapped from femprotag to malprotag, yet the remaining femprotags are more courageous, decisive, and astute than all, swapped or not, of the malprotags lmao

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2024

many zams many blessings

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2024

*pets zam blubber*

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

I saw this one "parents got the wrong child and I returned after fifteen years" story, but it was written not as a soap or a drama but as a comedy and I couldn't stop lauching so hard that it's making me wanna write something like it too

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

The yugioh fanfics that open with them touting their favorite strategies in the summary really puts the autism in the open

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

Zam's Zammings on this Zamderful Zorld

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

It's weird that some authors age characters' canonical ages up for some reason

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

*dons zam some cat clothes*

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2024

"Why is this heart-shaped tattoo not over your crotch?"

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2024

*gives zam some cat toys*

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2024

[Brain Storage]

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2024

*feeds zam some cat food*

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  d.fish

• May 24, 2024

*gives zam a many children many blessings system*

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  d.fish

• May 21, 2024

hehe zam so small yet so big