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  • d.fish
    It's so annoying that some stories use "zhang" as a measurement for height, like "this monkey demon is grew to two zhang, like a moving mountain of muscle", like what does that even mean

    and then I realized foreign readers probably felt the same with shit like "inch" and "dozen"

    but zhang is 1.68 meters, which is like knuts and sickles

    but actually just average height maybe
    d.fish
    If you think about it, all people who are of the reborn from birth type of isekai are lolicons
    Please help me to get my account approved and i will pray to truck kun to isekai your ass, jokes aside, please do help me-i have been waiting for months now to get the email for verification.
    d.fish
    So China had this kind of pronouns chaos thing too before, and it was kind of political, but it was like 600 years ago during the Ming era, when monks used to call themselves 咱家 to represent indifference and inner peace, but was later gender appropriated by eunuchs to represent lack of sex/desire, so they say 咱家 in place of other pronouns

    Now it's a pronoun for eunuchs
    d.fish
    男子汉大丈夫，拿得起放得下

    therefore a manly man can give the dick and receive the dick
    d.fish
    wuxia fanfics are so annoying in how they have caocao tendencies, like the MCs always try to go for people's wives instead of young daughters wtf

    and them writers are always so weird like "you're too young, too inexperienced, and sometimes naive, that's why you like little girls, only when you understand do you know to like other people's married women"
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    Well... those married women are experienced... and is it not delicious NTR?
    d.fish
    I think the "I have unlimited clones in different settings in the multiverse" is kind of bad late game, because it's got a this infinite ramp; if we limit the clones to like, idk, 7 seats, so every time you need a new clone/setting, you need to kill an old one, it can work

    Like so;
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    Biigoh
    Umu umu! It ish very much soh!
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    Biigoh
    But what if it's not a permanent end, but a disconnection from the chat? Ie a ban... Not death.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Imagine you're a regular biigoh in a regular world; one day, you connect to seven other biigohs from supernatural, fantasy, or otherworldly settings, and gain their abilities, you can now kick nukes and eat stars, you gain the life you can only dream of, but then one day, the others decide you're not necessary and kick you out, you lose everything

    can you even go back? If you go back, can you even live on?
    d.fish
    In League of Legends, 一血 is First Blood, the first kill of the game. 一血 is also "virginity", so when you get First Blood in a match, you're taking that opponent's virginity.
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    But what if that first kill was on you? XD
    Biigoh
    Sauce of avatar is 37-38 of "Master: This rebellious disciple is definitely not the Holy Son"
    d.fish
    腿玩年，胸玩辈

    I can play with Tohsaka's legs for a year, but I can play with Matou's chest for a lifetime.
    d.fish
    It took me so long to figure out that the onomatopoeia "嘤嘤嘤", as a sound that girls make when they're pouting or acting cute in narrative, is supposed to mean they're doing a whiny sound lmao
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    d.fish
    "
    (｡·ˇ‸ˇ·｡)哼!都怪你 (`ȏ´) 也不哄哄人家(〃′o`)人家超想哭的，捶你胸口，大坏蛋!!!(￣^￣)ゞ咩QAQ捶你胸口你好讨厌!(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ要抱抱嘤嘤嘤哼，人家拿小拳拳捶你胸口!!!(｡· ^·̀｡)大坏蛋，打死你(つд⊂)
    "
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    Lol
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    I isekaied and became the dark hand behind the scenes by creating monsters born from human malevolence, ghosts born from urban legends, and a hell filled with demons
    d.fish
    Wei Xiaobao in The Deer and The Cauldron seems to be a prototype for the wuxia/xianxia "son of heaven" ultra lucky but awful morality/personality male protagonist with a comedy-harem
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    He stumbled into having eight uniquely beautiful and interesting wives, from assassins and widows, to princesses and married wives, relying on being lucky while still being a piece of shit, in the end he became the emperor's best friend and married his sister
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    That does sound like the prototype
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    d.fish
    yeah
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    If you think about it, all "Gamer" type powers that reward killing should be renamed "Villain Systems", because, you know, that's rewarding murder and all, even if it's normalized in "games", it's real life, right
    d.fish
    if you think about it, Star Wars is just space wuxia

    like everything that ever was written in the Star Wars setting has been written in one or another wuxia story, except it all happened in ancient China or alternate ancient China
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    Which is hilarious as Star Wars was massively "influenced" by Akira Kurosawa's Hidden Fortress. :>
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    d.fish
    everyone eats everyone else's shit, it's the circle of shit life
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    Bork bork... and past the fish fish
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    The Dragon Elephant Prajna Kungfu is a bug in the otherwise rather low wuxia setting of Jin Yong's Return of the Condor Heroes; each of its 13 levels requires twice as much time to practice than the last, and each doubles your power compared to the last

    So an average martial artist needs 8000+ years to finish the skill, but if you can, you might as well be a physical cultivator in xianxia
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    Perhaps it's upper levels are a in theory thing?
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    d.fish
    While even the creator of the Longxiang Boruto Skill hasn't gotten it to max level, the golden wheel dharma king in that novel did get it to level ten and basically was an unstoppable mongol the entire way after
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    Lol
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    One day, I, the MC, became a System Maker, and I can give people system, such as a Humiliate Yourself Or Peepee Shrink System, Get Bullied By Everyone System, Licking Dog Simp System, Seduce Random Strangers System...
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    !!!! Tsk tsk
    Alaabalanalah
    Alaabalanalah
    The Absolute Choice system, As the name suggest, once the choice is made, the cursed one will be forced to carry out his/her selected choice against their own will. The choice can even alter the reality around the cursed one to make them comply with the choice, such as changing sex, turning them into panties and eternal lolis, and causing wide spread chaos.
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