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Chinese One Piece stories say "there's a lot of energy in food (such as sea kings) in One Piece, which is why people grow so big/strong, even if they are regular sized losers like Shanks", but this doesn't make any sense, since more energy should just mean they're getting fatter. It should be a genetic reason why people big boned, which means Chinese isekais have to stay tiny losers
For some reason during ancient China eras, when they make a guy into a eunuch they make him eat a lot of egg yolks until he can't eat anymore, like before the snip snip
"我要你组我修行" and "我要你主卧修行" sound practically the same, which is why "I want you to help me cultivate" is a lewd innuendo, since it can also be "I want you to cultivate with me in the master bedroom"
This transferring side effects cheat system is really evil, like this MC keeps taking laxatives and then transferring it to his enemies, and then this other time he took so much aphrodisiacs that it caused the guy he transferred to to have his dick shrink into his body and turn into a black bead, like who does this, this cheat so disgusting
So it started out as a normal "multiverse" consecutive isekai, you know hopping from one world to the next for hot sex and awesome power, right, but it was never "power that got to the head" sort of thing, and there's a lot of "players", like PVP, you know. Anyway, after some leveling, MC is hiding in folded space while sniping other players and then devouring them lmao
I'm not sure what to think about that "Envy System". It's the one where when the MC feels extreme envy for something the 'story's protagonist' has, the system gives an upgraded version to the MC. Like if you envy the MC for winning a prize for like a couple thousand dollars, the system gives you a lottery ticket for a couple million, or something like that
They say Journey to the West was a scheme, to create artificial tribulations, control destiny, and that everyone, from the heavens to the buddhas, were all a part of the strings playing with the monkey.
If you think about it, in the current MCU, Thanos is like Sun Wukong. He's destined to snap and then fail, and everyone's a part of this scheme.
Where do I reach out to someone to get the "Your account is currently awaiting approval by an administrator. You will receive an email when a decision has been taken." resolved?
Biigoh: "Haha, I'm such a genius, I'm better than all those shitty isekais who need a cheat system! Hmph, 'isekai cheats'? Even a dog won't want it!"
System: "Ding! Your cheat system has arrived!"
Biigoh: "Uoooh! My dear system, you don't know how long I've waited for your arrival! You're finally here! "
It's like you have people who stand on swords to fly around, so why can't you have someone stand on a hammer to fly around in xianxia? So many fun jokes with hammers.