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  • d.fish
    You know, in the high level cultivation stories where everything is about the dao of this or the dao of that, like honghuang subgenre, where nuwa focuses on dao of creation, due to her making humans, she also has this bit where she hosts the 'first wedding' making the dao of love a thing

    so, this means there's also a dao of NTR
    d.fish
    To be fair, the 修改系统 is also quite fun, like

    MC, who is the villainess in the otome story whose fiance gets stolen by the heroine, mods the narration from, "And so, the hero and the heroine fell into the metaphorical river of love" into "And so, the hero and the heroine fell into the literal latrine"
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    d.fish
    "The hero and the heroine danced in the spring rain romantically, ignoring the jealous villainess watching from a distance with tears of sadness in her eyes" -> "The hero and the heroine danced in the shit rain romantically, ignoring the happy villainess watching from a distance safely indoors"
    d.fish
    lmao this multiverse trading system

    Mc traded a raw egg and got other novel's MC's testicles loool
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    .... lol wat... XD
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    Biigoh
    What is this story even called, it sounds lolz worthy
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I don't know the name of the written work, because I listened to the audio reading on bilibili, which is called "蓝星青年萧瑟因为通宵阅读斗罗之偷取万界系统，不幸猝死，来到斗破世界。开启易宝系统"
    d.fish
    Come to think of it, the "you made fun of me that one day, so I kill everyone in your entire clan" might seem a bit of a guilty pleasure, but it looks a tad extreme
    d.fish
    I hate these systems where after 'completing' a world, they force the MC to isekai to the next world, and then at the same time, due to writer's inability to deal with power creep--as the next world is only equal to or less than the previous one--the system fucking erases the MC's abilities/skills, like what the fuck is this reset bullshit
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Same reason why you don't start sequel games with FULL power up~
    d.fish
    For some reason, all the sword fights in Chinese modern fiction that have formality seem to have a sense of pretentiousness, like each side would first talk about how long, thick, and hard their sword is, what it's made of, etc. like just to show off how much of a treasure the sword is, and then "I have a sword strike called [ ], please appreciate it" or some lines like that
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I like the sword fights in Princess Bride better
    d.fish
    Sage of Six Paths never made any sense to me, like did you really think understanding each other would bring peace? What an elitist thought!

    Imagine being able to hear people's thoughts;
    "I think your wife is hot, I wanna fuck her while you're away today!"
    "Your mother was very moist late night, maybe you heard something?"
    d.fish
    And in the comic, if you ate the dragon (tyrannosaurus rex)'s testicle, you can gain immortality and super strength
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    Biigoh
    That's some... erm... that's some potent stuff there
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    So what's weird is in Fengyun, that Hong Kong martial arts comic with a lot of crazy shit and women cheating on their lovers and rape, there's four mythical beasts--turtle, phoenix, qilin, and dragon. First two died, people who ate them gained immortality. Qilin can self-rez, but can't immortalize, so no one cares.

    But why the fuck is the dragon a fucking TREX?
    d.fish
    I have a Biigoh System that can add points to everything like an RPG, but I am a hardworking type genius, after all, so crushing my enemies is all owed to my perseverance, the cheat is just a cherry on top...

    "I owe all my accomplishments to my hard work, Biigoh raise stats!"
    "Through my sharp intellect, top talents, decade of toil, Biigoh raise stats!"
    "Why do you have to force me? Biigoh raise stats!"
    d.fish
    Since Guo Jing's ancestor is Guo Sheng, then this means Jin Yong's wuxia novels are actually all fanfiction of Water Margin
    d.fish
    All the web stories with Tianlong Babu involved seem to especially kill Ye Erniang (because she steals and kills infants) and Yun Zhonghe (because he rapes and then murders and then rapes again young virgins), but none of these stories ever do something like "shave a baby monkey, fill it with explosive poison, leave it for Ye Erniang" or "dress up a diseased leper whore as a virgin for Yun Zhonghe"
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    d.fish
    They always say how these people deserve to die, but they never really make them die in the ways they deserve, especially since both of their victim counts are in the thousands (of infants and hot virgins)
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    Biigoh
    No ironic deaths... just simple basic deaths?
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    d.fish
    Because of how they're so antiJapan here these days (decades), so there's this derogatory nickname for Goku like 狗空 instead of 悟空
    d.fish
    why does phone keep reseting autobrightness
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    Biigoh
    It ish JUDGING you, fish fish! Nao you must become a pure good girl~

    But most likely it's the ambient lighting detection.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    but I turned it off! more than once
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    Biigoh
    Then it really judging you!
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    Dude has a gamer-like system where he gets points based on the strength of things he kills, and the points can be used to improve skill master, status effects, racial skills, etc. But for some reason, after he gets necromancy, he doesn't just summon twenty skeletons and send them into the ocean... he just keeps fighting tough enemies one at a time like a stupid D&D player
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    But does his nekomancy last long enough? ie is there a time limit?
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    d.fish
    The original spell says it has a constant drain, but there's soul core that can substitute this, allowing the MC to have free zombies (with like 90% of their abilities in life)
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    Biigoh
    Perhaps this is a case of Dood not wanting to have a drain on his blue bar and thus cutting into his personal fightos!
    d.fish
    After Biigoh isekaied to the Prince of Tennis world with Kryptonian Physique, Eight Gates Technique, and Speed of Sound Sonic Speed, he worked very hard and was able to get third place in the nationals under the singles category.
    d.fish
    Why is it that in western martial arts, there's no fingering techniques? Like, you don't even see it in shit like Avatar the Last Airbender, not actually fingering people, you know what I mean?

    Like, Shaolin Flower-Picking Finger, Dali Yiyang Finger, Sanhe Finger, Taohuadao Snapping Finger, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Lingxi Finger, etc.... why doesn't Americans like to finger people?
    d.fish
    When introducing someone new to anime, you should suggest they watch Clannad as a show, or Grave of the Fireflies as a movie first, this way, they know what anime is really about
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    Lol....blade of the immortal. My mom watched the live version on Netflix and thought it was a nice fantasy samurai show
    d.fish
    and like, all of the web shorts actors/actresses all have five rounds of plastic surgery + three layers of make up
    d.fish
    Remember when, like, 8 or 9 years ago, people were like, you know, this season of America Earth is too insane, the producers are in their final season, they're pulling out all the stops, they've run out of ideas, it's too crazy, nothing's going to top this... anyway,
    d.fish
    why do so many Korean and Hong Kong works have NTR, like, everywhere, and China has so much NTR in real life
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    Biigoh
    Because NTR ntr'ed good taste
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